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Subject: Seacret Cafe=Ccrest - hi FBI
Ray,
I-we do own the Ccrest bed and breakfeast caf¨¦ in a place called Minehead in
Somerset a ¡°hop-jump-and-a-scotch¡±
[sic] ¡°cris-crossing¡± the Bristol Channel
from Wales which provided the ¡°spirits¡± that brought about the name
change of the church to Burgundy Chapel, just a ¡°hop-jump-and-a-skip¡±
from Ccrest, their being a number of ¡°unsolved mysteries¡±
just waiting tu be ¡°uncovered¡± in this ¡°one of a kind spot¡± so
far away from the ¡°maddening crowd¡± and like just about everything I have owned in the past 26 odd
years I paid cash.
I
am tho in the process of leveraging my assets like never before most of all
using my remaining real estate assets to ¡°test the waters¡± something I have
also been doing 4 quite sum time careful tho in exploring ¡°unchartered
waters¡±.
Over
the course of the past several months I have painstakingly gone about, using
simple English, testing the mettle of so-called ¡°friends¡±, countrymen
and mostly my adversaries never tu ¡°hate¡± not even the Romans who
morphed into the Roman Catholic Church, my pretty decent command of how the
system actually works setting not apart but rather within, doing my level best
tu stay ¡°fit and trim¡± and without getting in to the knitty gritty I think it
is obvious even to an imbecile raised in a brain dead society like Durban,
South Africa which isn¡¯t all that much different to any place on the fricken
earth where the elders of the community don¡¯t have a value system, the reaction
to my suggestion to what Professor Rabbi Weiss should have preached
from the pulpit of our Orthodox Jewish Temple pretty much says it all, but I am
not done, yet.
You
will notice that I didn¡¯t mention the word ¡°family¡±
since they are the most difficult ¡°nut to crack¡± butt once one has come to grips with things such as
Stephen Hawkings¡¯ Universe in a Nutshell, one matter I have more than
touched on in my book M
I
was up rather early this morning my ¡°letter¡± to
Adolph Hitler yesterday creating quite a stir, the phone pretty much ¡°ringing
off the hook¡±, my thinking that I may have finally find the ¡°right hook¡±
Or
Perhaps,
a combination of hooks, lefts and writes with a few upper lips now sweeping the
floors, my adversaries staying ever so low and so very, very quiet?
Hitler
choosing tu ¡°gas up¡± first hitting a raw nerve, more so perhaps than the ZQuestion
my partner-wife
and I put together back on December 1st 2002 tu mark the 29th
anniversary of the death of Israel¡¯s first prime minister and of course u will
remember well us meeting with this one of a kind Jewish leader
sum 13 months be4 his death, back on November 1st 1972, my having
just completed the move of our United States west coast headquarters to 219
27th Street, Del Mar, CA, 92014, no where tu hide in this Digital
Age, agree?
Steve
Pratt, our neighbor across the street
appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday afternoon just as a flood warning
interrupted the TV audio that mostly showed Steve in a supermarket
glad-handling shoppers, although I must say I thought this ¡°one of a kind¡±
eye-doctor pushing a healthy diet did a rather good job in explaining tu Oprah
how just by massaging your favorite vegetable into tofu and then spreading the
tofu like chocolate all over your sex-partner it becomes
rather difficult to tell exactly which is the right way up, the Spanish so on
the ball beginning a question with question mark upside down so well
eliminating the ¡°guess work¡±, the one point being which ever way u ¡°cut and paste¡±
it all boils down to who is in fact having the greatest sex?
Sumthing
it seems only Howard Stern is willing to confront each and every day,
bearing in mind, who really gives a shit about a so-called ¡°value system¡±,
the name of the game being,
¡°Lets see how many distractions we
can come with while avoiding doing the right thing which is to confront evil
each and every step of the way, so as to come back time and again, what goes
around comes around so well presented in the game of chess where only a pawn if
properly protected can return as a Queen?¡±
This
morning on my way tu buy coffee beans I ran into Steve¡¯s 57 year old ¡°one of a kind¡±
amazingly beautiful wife Patty who agreed with me that Steve did rather well my
letting her know however, that I was sumwhat preoccupied on other matters while
watching tu c how many times if any Oprah actually touched Steve much in the
same way I questioned Patty how many rabbits she counted in the Australian
movie Rabbit Proof Fence, my preoccupation most of all besides now
focusing in on what we are having for dinner this evening meeting this coming
Tuesday with my one of a kind insurance buddy who could become a key component
of us owning the world insurance market in 7 days
Or
Less,
addressing exactly how best tu get Jonathan Beare¡¯s attention, my
allowing Patty every so often to get a word in ¡°edge ways¡± this
one of kind very sexy housewife quite up to speed on my attitude from the first
time we all partied together on how shows like Oprah despite Ms. Winfrey doing
a rather good job in ¡°covering up¡± is all about the promotion of
co-dependency, the commercial slots pretty much saying everything in terms of
how she can afford the top physical therapists like my ¡°famous¡±
eldest brother, Neil Gevisser, who 4 all I know may have decided with all the PR
I have been giving him as of late he might as well ¡°hang up his gloves¡±
tell the likes of George Soros, hi George, ¡°Go get stuffed¡± grab hold of
one of Margaret¡¯s
hams, not tu forget Graham Kluk¡¯s ¡°GET LOST¡±, hold up in his fortress ¡°just a
hop-jump-and-a-skip¡± from the Gevisser-Zulman enclave
in a poorer, slave section of Wivesliscombe, England, 7 Hartswell Avenue, TA4NE
and concentrate on promoting his ¡°Pennytrate Mentality¡± there
being only one other person I know of in the world besides for Neil Gevisser
who carries more change, my reminded of the door bell ringing this morning at
11:33AM PST the guys from Low
And
so I say tu Mr.
Tom Brecht et al ¡°Good
Luck¡± and keep checking in with this ¡°Heads Up¡± hyperlink
hi Seth
Lubove.
I
had arranged tu pay 4 this repair work with my one credit card that got
cancelled after it fell out of my hand amongst the most expensive sweaters at
this one of a kind clothing store Marie likes, not tho, as much
as Gerhard¡¯s one major customer who is now in a ¡°foot race¡± with Mr. Jeffrey
R. Krinsk¡¯s wife, Campbell Soup, her 172 odd
collection of shoes which I assume covers just the period Marcie has been
married tu Jeffrey sum 2 odd years, pale in comparison with Gerhard¡¯s number
one customer who we were told bought 2,500 pairs of shoes each and every
season, be4 things ¡°dried up¡±.
Now
of course I could have explored in great detail how this one woman who
apparently began her shopping spree once she had buried her one husband was not
able tu leverage such ¡°holdings¡± in finding someone like Mr. Randolph
Hearst VI, following say in the footsteps of his most recent wife, Veronica
Hearst, who I happen tu have broken bread with probably as many times as Jonathan
Beare which really isn¡¯t all that much, everything tho is very much
relative, my having left out the word ¡°your¡± when referring tu Derrick
Beare¡¯s ¡°uncle
Jonathan Beare¡± creating I am told quite a stir although both
Derrick and I consider one another at least ¡°kissing-cousins¡±, one point being until such time as each and
every one of us has a test done to identify 4 certain who both our parents are,
we should assume that someone say like Professor Abner Weiss fathered each and every
one of us, agree?
Harry,
the English owner of Low
Or
Twice
on his forearm would have done wonders 4 his self-confidence but on the other
hand it might have been a little to much of a signal to the audience that dear,
sweat, Oprah was coming on to this doctor peddling all the right stuff that I
simply didn¡¯t notice in her commercials, the end result of Steve being to successful
impacting a possible long time affair, bearing in mind that just waiting in the
wings is our good friend Jose and then there is also Mr. JRK who
has a way with words, combined with his fricken good looks may in fact be the
person most responsible 4 Oprah and Howard Stern not calling me
incessantly at least wanting tu talk with my business partner-wife, Marie
Dion, who is the ¡°real deal¡±,
wearing little make-up,
zero surgery, no formal exercise routine, watching her intake without
going overboard in any direction, most
of all choosing her words ever so carefully, her knowledge of what makes people
tick combined with her G-D given skills, G-Strings tu boot,
keeping on the most fricken shortest of leashes, would absolutely knock the
socks off any of these talk show hosts?
Careful
as u know tu upstage the host
Or
A
neighbor who has supposedly the very best literary agent in the business
getting him a big enough advance that within days of his wife partying with us
had her tearing down the ¡°4 Sale¡± sign, who has been so very very carefully
chosen by the ¡°ruling elite¡±, I am back tu talking about Oprah, remember
there r rules about neighborly, who recognize egos so out of control yet so
malleable tu peddle their shit and no one comes more to mind than the guy that
headed up Arthur Andersen in South Africa, Terry Rosenberg, the very
first ¡°one of a kind¡± Chief Executive Officer
of a public company who took me as well as Derrick Beare 4 being quite ¡°the
fools¡±, the likes of us fooling around only helps tu fine tune our skills
when the time comes tu be deadly serious, another chapter in M
My
simply ¡°setting up¡± those within my inner-circle tu keep working away in
¡°editing¡± this ¡°one of a kind¡± manuscript designed tu show folks
how tu get things right from the start as in Minute One, M
I give u my word.
And
really mean it, tu begin contributing heavily to my campaign tu die the richest
person in the grave and if that means them using pseudo names tu assist in
spreading the words along the lines of MM1, all about empowering the
kids tu parent the parents who need the most help, my ¡°stealing¡± along
the way responses from those I interact with the latest from the 28 year old
employee of Harry¡¯s who said,
¡°It has been a while since I said used the
words, ¡®U have my word¡¯¡ little trust nowadays¡ It seems that¡¯s the way it was
supposed to be. I was raised by a single mom who didn¡¯t let me get away with
being a punk. It¡¯s up to the parents to instill a value a system and people who
don¡¯t, well¡ Thank G-D 4 my mother¡ I was raised as a Christian, no formal
religion, a value system and the Bible... People put to much of their own in
organized religion, way to much pointing fingers at G-D, not to themselves¡
Don¡¯t own up, be a man or woman, take care of business¡ People say things like,
¡®He¡¯s going to hell!¡¯ yet they don¡¯t know that¡ I was raised in
The
problems of the world having nothing to do with race, color or religion, simply
poor parental religious teaching, my looking forward at this time 4 feedback in
terms of how best tu get the best out of the likes of Jonathan Beare,
this one of a kind physicist-entrepreneur who in my estimation
has yet tu ¡°dirty his fingers¡±, ever so brilliant at assessing an
individual¡¯s capabilities while ¡°sticking to his knitting¡±, which is
what exactly?
Jonathan Beare is the only physicist I heard of prior to leaving
South Africa back in 1978, not recalling having met this first openly gay
person while growing up in the same small-minded city of Durban, Jonathan tho,
m
Not
tu suggest that Jonathan Beare¡¯s success was akin tu the ¡°cobblers
son not being able tu afford shoe-shine¡±?
So
where is Sammy Haim u may ask at this time, and how come this ¡°glowing
from ear to ear¡± poor-specimen hasn¡¯t run into Patty ¡°Rich Rich
Rich¡± Pratt having finally got rid of The Rattlesnake
while arranging 4 a middle-aged, yet fairly attractive lady, tu take over The Cave?
Sammy
quite the trader yet my willing tu bet still not having much of a ¡°pot tu
pee in,¡± yet every so often having to actually ¡°dirty his hands¡±,
the need tu examine ever so carefully our differences in seeing how much ¡°in
common¡± we really have with one another, right now my checking a number of
websites on The Internet tu c whether anyone other than TCO is willing tu ¡°take my bait¡±
remembering I am The Rattlesnake, just in case u had forgotten,
telegraphing my punches way ahead of time, the need in recognizing all the
incredible good in this universe never, however, tu underestimate the
incredible evil that still exists?
Beware of
still water, us hearing a little earlier that Marie¡¯s father is as close as it
gets tu being counted,,,, a good man who in my opinion most of all touched his
youngest daughter ever so gently, not tu rely on anyone other than the voice
within, being proud of her own accomplishments, not much of cheer leader, my
Marie, thank G-D?
The
time is now 7:15 PM PST and I am sitting in the car with our C
¡°
Jonathan
Beare had probably already left South Africa when u and I first dated the too ¡°hottest
chicks¡± tu have emerged out of Durban, South Africa since he was a few
years older than us and was one of the first fellows tu leave South Africa in
search of his ¡°fortune¡± and like many from Durban who decided tu leave
for a whole bunch of different reasons getting in touch with the first person
tu have made it ¡°big time¡± in the ¡°real world¡± was very much ¡°par
4 the course¡± 4 those of schooled in ¡°horses 4 courses¡± in
terms of him being one of the first ¡°ports
of call¡± if in fact one had a ¡°hope in hell¡± of also making it ¡°Big
Time¡±.
Ray,
u will also notice that there has been no response tu my recent posting on the Stratos
LightwaveYahoo message board altho in fairness this particular public
company is not exactly say Revlon, agree?
Now
I could have simply used a variety of pseudo names tu make it look like there
was a whole bunch of feverish activity going on at both message boards but that
would be ¡°cheating¡± and besides for the fact that I don¡¯t ¡°lie, steal
or cheat¡± I happen to know precisely what is going on at this time including
all the maneuvering within the inner sanctums of Citicorp and all I
suggest u do at this time is to continue to observe the price of Citicorp¡¯s
shares, closing at $49.49 on February 13th , Marie¡¯s birthday,
the day I opened up the auction 4 anyone wanting tu purchase my ¡°one of a
kind¡± SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit]
and don¡¯t be put off even if the price say quadruples ¡°between the next 10 minutes butt less than
50 years¡± when exactly it will take quite ¡°the dive¡± is a
question one should pose to say a ¡°short seller¡± like George
Soros
Or
Michael
Steinhardt, his son-in-law, David Berman, as our headmaster from
Carmel College,
Now
being a former defense criminal attorney, such wording I realize being sumwhat
superfluous, nevertheless I wouldn¡¯t want anyone tu think of u in the same ilk
of say someone like Mark Weinstein Esq. a former prosecutor who ¡°modus
operandi¡± can be seen quite vividly in this hyperlink which shows an email I received from one
of Mark Weinstein¡¯s employees m
Or
Back
in December 2001 shortly after that missive was sent tu me of doing anything so
idiotic, that communication showing nothing short of ¡°tip of the iceberg¡±
of how the rich throughout the world have got richer while the poor have not
only got poorer but made to feel oh so incredibly lucky tu be sucking on the ¡°hind tit¡±,
hi Jackson Brown.
Yes
Ray, one cannot get away from the realties of what makes this world go around
and around, there of course being a whole lot of truth to the expression of the
¡°earth moving¡± as it relates to those having great sex, those
however, not in the best of physical shape finding other ways to get their
endorphins flowing, the moving of dirt bringing out like nothing else I know of
man-woman¡¯s testosterone other than of course having political clout, the one
former governor of California, now mayor of Oakland, California where that one
of a kind self-storage facility is located referring tu it as ¡°That
Ugly building¡± given not just its oblong geometrical shapes but I
suspect Jerry Brown had in the back of his mind sum thoughts about it¡¯s ¡°strategic
positioning¡±, right where too major freeways intersect, its billboards
quite valuable, assuming of course u can find a m
So
why if u eventually find someone that m
And
in the case of Ms. Vicky ¡°Sticky¡± Schiff, I suspect she is
wearing lower healed shoes than she has in the past, once used with devastating
effect
Or
So
she told me tu intimidate a one-time big-time adversary, an attorney who served
as one of the too lieutenants 4 Ms. Schiff¡¯s limited-financial partner in Stor
America, Lou Gonda, who apparently with his father, is the second largest
shareholder of AIG [American International Group] a
little more ¡°hands-on¡± than a much more sophisticated player like Jonathan
Beare who took on the Dutch in their own backyard and won big time, few if
any who have known Jonathan Beare even longer than me, unlikely tu have
examined to the Nth degree the strategies and tactics that in my opinion has
Jonathan Beare without a shadow of a doubt the richest person on the planet in
terms of ¡°liquidated net worth¡± other than of course me, my quite
certain Jonathan does not come close tu owning the valuable intellectual
property currently under ¡°my control.¡±
If
anyone were to begin trying tu
Or
So
he was put out ¡°tu pasture¡± by Citicorp quite incredibly pitiful
which of course goes to the heart of my complaint in this most ¡°hostile of
hostile¡± takeovers, par, however, 4 the course, again according to those so
well informed including Mr. Starks, i.e. if your goal is to take out the enemy
by first going after its snipers then u bring in your best of snipers,
And
if your goal if tu revert back to the Middle Ages and bring in a battering ram
then u go and find a player like the Refrigerator who played 4 the Chicago
Bears and pummel away at the opposing team¡¯s defensive players, butt if u want
to take the lights out of a group involved with rather sophisticated ¡°light
switching¡± technology then u bring in a genius of a technologist, a master
financial engineer that this world has ever seen and combine it with his
fricken ¡°bull in a china shop¡± mentality coupled with the lack of sex he
is getting at home at his wife in combination with the
psychologists-psychologists-physical therapists-strap on devices galore having
him think himself tu be a drunk when all he fricken did was have a beer
Or
Too
along with one stinking fricken joint of mariju
Or
Too
should he get the munchies during 4 play, what u have is the perfect mixture
necessary 4 a meltdown of unparalleled proportions, nothing quite so timely,
however, as Stratos Lightwaves share price reaching an ¡°all-time¡±
low of 24 cents on the very day Mr. JRK pulls off a ¡°one of a kind¡±
deposition, October
17th, 2002 being a day that should live in infamy.
It
so happens that exactly 2 years prior I
sent out my very first missive that more than a handful of folks believe was
picked up by the London Financial Times, and of course just 7 days later,
October 24th 2002, my wife and I were handed a court victory that
should go down in the annals of history as the moment when the world began tu twist in the right direction, my thoughts at this time
go to a number of people none more special than Mr. Amos
Wright who taught me a number of things, most of all, ¡°Your ¡®Yes
Men¡¯ will kill you¡±, may G-D bless such G-D fearing true Christians from
now until eternity and back again, to infinity we go, and may G-D only help the
likes of Mr. Paul Borden, President of publicly traded HomeFed Corporation
by the time I am finished and done with this pitiful creature who sumhow m
Ray,
the need 4 u tu bear in mind that although Mr. JRK Esq. who owns the
most prized party home in all of San Diego, the former residence of San Diego¡¯s
finest major although I may have that expression confused with San Diego being
America¡¯s finest city, neither Mr. JRK Esq.
Nor
Mr.
Finkelstein Esq. know the very first thing about real estate, that is, in terms
of what it takes tu beat the best of the very best traders, the likes of
pitiful characters such as Mark Weinstein Esq., Dick Ziman, the
chairman of the board of both Arden Realty, a New York Stock Exchange REIT
and the Wetherly Capital Group, even the ¡°biggest hug¡± [sic] of them all,
¡°I am blown away that he would talk about
not
tu forget that although Ms. Schiff is today ¡°way over her head¡± her
fixation on dying the ¡°richest woman in the grave¡± overshadowing
her better senses, she is the daughter of a contractor who she says was
credited with building Caesars Palace Hotel Casino in Las Vegas,
one of her prized possessions in addition to the photo of her sitting on the
lap of her father in a ¡°construction hut¡± while out ¡°on location¡±
is a poster of the movie Casino, the one-time love of her life Mr. Mark
Siffin as can be seen in the ¡°fin¡± hyperlink once a central figure in a
drug-related murder that had Ms. Schiff¡¯s former partner Mr. Mark Weinstein
Esq. once calling up the defense attorney of ¡°too-tired and convicted¡±
murderer supposedly responsible 4 this ¡°one of a kind¡± murder tu get the
¡°inside scoop.¡±
As
I have said previously Newell Starks is on another level altogether in terms of
his ¡°financial engineering¡± skills than even
Or
Or
anyone
else that I know of, few if any amongst the upper class have quite the
intestinal fortitude of those forced to improvise, tu get by with less, as
opposed tu being given everything under the sun, topping it off as in the case
of The Sperm Donor, told all the time, ¡°Let me show u how¡±,
I will leave it up tu u decide which of the 3 individuals u c in the ¡°lose¡± hyperlink above, not
all their body parts showing, is the ¡°big time loser¡±, my wife telling Ms. Murry in this hyperlink,
¡°Don¡¯t
even try!¡± as Ms. Murry who had become so ¡°warm and fuzzy¡±
with The Sperm Donor, hell bent on taking out the light of the
incredible mother of the too children he provided the Aryan sperm,
after a criminal court judge did nothing short of dropping the guillotine on The
Sperm Donor et al, then approached my wife-partner on the soccer field
soon after this ¡°one of a kind¡± court ruling as if nothing had
ever happened, incredibly in the past 14 odd months neither Marie
Nor
I
have had tu endure the discomfort of even seeing Ms. Murry drive by, my
assuming she has had the front windshield of her Mercedes fixed, courtesy of her quite-sum-time
English boy-toy in the business of cultivating, harvesting and distributing
illegal narcotics over Interstate lines, my throwing down the gauntlet at this
time tu each and every one of my dramatically diminishing adversaries, again
relatively speaking, who have the audacity of hitting me
And/or
Any
member of my ¡°inner circle¡± with another frivolous lawsuit,
mindful I am of sending ¡°slingshots¡± towards the likes of Ms.
Dubransky of WAMU who consider my indebtedness ¡°separate and
apart¡± from the ¡°Anti-Trust¡± issues I have with their respective
financial institutions, there being as best I recall a number of remedies
should I be so ¡°mad¡± so as tu seek ¡°bankruptcy protection¡±
including the almighty ¡°lender liability¡±
tu mention in passing their ¡°Errors & Omissions¡± [E&O]
And/or
Directors and Officers [D&O]
And/or
3rd Party Liability policies, my thinking off the top of my
head of all the types of ¡°deep pocket¡± coverages these yoyos insulate
themselves with, such ¡°warm & fuzzies¡± held in place by
non-other than the tottering on the brink of insolvency insurance carriers who
have this penchant 4 getting nincompoop insureds willing tu settle ever so
quickly, particularly fire & flood victims, while these folks muddle about
their properties in a comatose state, such that by the time they regain sum of
their senses, the evidence of their true loss has since all been cleaned up
leaving these stroke victims with nothing else to do but fall into an even
deeper ravine, as in up shits creek without a paddle,
agree?
My
also explaining earlier today tu our C
Just
checking tu see that
Ray,
I cannot tell u exactly how I go about being ¡°so on top¡± of
things other than the fact that I try as best as I can never tu let anyone
interfere with my sequencing knowing that I was pretty much programmed right
from the start just like I happen tu believe applies tu each and every one of
us butt I cannot be certain, not simply because in Quantum Mechanics there is
no such thing as ¡°certainties¡± only ¡°probabilities¡±, more
importantly, I can only talk 4 myself, having a pretty good sense of how my ¡°grid¡±
brain best functions and I would expect the same with u and everyone else,
simply said, never, never, never, allow a piece of shit anywhere near you which
is quite difficult in this very polluted world but why folks have difficulty
keeping ¡°negative¡± people away from them is something I have yet tu
fully figure out, unless of course they are in fact ¡°negative¡±
themselves, agree?
And
yes, although too negatives make a positive, why the ¡°fcuk¡± would u bother in the first place in looking 4
someone who has ¡°negativity¡± written all over their face, agree?
Unless
again, there was sum negative aspect of your own conditioning, not programming,
not much more than 24 standard deviation points of intelligence that separates
the dumbest of us from the so-called ¡°brightest sparks¡±, that has u seeking
exactly what?
Absolution is one thing
that cums tu mind, it being quite hard tu define exactly what makes one do
something especially if one has yet tu work out what makes each of us ¡°tick¡±
beginning first with what makes the universe go around in an ¡°anti-clockwise¡±
direction, incredible as it may seem given my ugly-duck looks and incredibly
disproportionate body I ended up with the sweetest so-called non-Jewish girl
whose name escapes me but who later became I believe South Africa¡¯s Model of
the Year and my mother not only never gave this rather amazing Roman Catholic
an hour of her time butt by the time Marilyn Silver¡¯s best friend became the ¡°top
bitch¡±, she and I never once having argued about anything other than sex,
and who can forget the first time we all ¡°double dated¡± when I contravened
the law by having u ride on the back of my 50cc motorcycle, my mother had long
since retired from this ¡°G-d eat G-d¡± [sic] world where it seemed the
only way the religious leaders of all the 3 major religions got their ¡°rocks
off¡± was by throwing muck at the other closest tu them, quite obviously on
their own, none of these religions which pretty much preach the same thing
could ¡°stand on their own too legs¡±, much like so few business models
can function in this ¡°Dog eat Dog¡± world where there is ¡°interference¡±
with the ¡°natural cycle of things¡±, understanding the problem is so very
critical in coming up with the solution?
And
of course that was all part of the so very important schooling given by my
incredible mother, ¡°If you are not part of the solution then you are part
of the problem¡± and eventually we will get around to answering why so
many ¡°young and restless¡± die so tragically thru no fault of
their own, the need 4 each and every one of us tu maintain perspective at all
times, our fragile skins talking volumes, such tragedies sumhow not waking us
up, shacking each and every one of us tu our core that we should examine ever
so closely the nightly newscasts and the attention grabbing newspaper headlines
that allow the mass murders, no, not the infrequent serial killers tu get so
much of our time just be4 a Tylenol moment but rather the sickness spewed by
the ruling communist elitists who have us so distracted by the ungodly behavior
of those such as the South African Oppenheimer family who do nothing short of ¡°pulling
the strings¡± of the media folks, with their iron-clad fangs, while they
tug so effortlessly at our emotional strings, agree?
Things
really not as complicated as they appear tu be unless of course u like me r tu
a certain degree more brain dead than say someone like Pythagoras who while
surrounding himself with women never fell into the trap of ¡°burning the candle
on both ends¡±, quite an expression ¡°The trappings of success¡±, agree?
My
mother tho in recent X having also gone deafeningly silent, this rather
brilliant woman knowing perfectly well that although I have the solutions at my
fingertips to solve most if not all of the world¡¯s problems requiring just a
little assistance along the way, perhaps, perhaps not, it will mean, however, a
little disruption in the lives of the ruling elite, butt only 4 a rather very
brief moment in time, the likes of my mother tho, knowing that she has so
little time left, relatively speaking, caught up in ¡°fiction-non-fiction¡± swings, having bought
into such ridiculous concepts ¡°What u lose on the swings u make up on the
roundabouts¡± which assumes u have a ¡°handle¡± on ¡°things¡± my
thinking of that other so-called Jewish idiot of Talk Radio, Bill
¡°Pharoh-Phatso¡± Handle, which is all fine and dandy as long as one
doesn¡¯t also subscribe tu things such as superstition and mysticism which fly
in the face of an
Such
antics of ¡°throwing salt over the shoulder¡± so indicative of the
intelligentsia having got so ¡°pig-headed¡± with their command of
language, English in particular, so fricken ¡°open minded¡± that their
marbles spew out of their expanding ¡°orfeces¡± [sic] the result in my
opinion of having got ¡°more than they bargained 4¡± their rot build-up
having simply got ¡°out of hand¡± now such folks, hi Po-li Pollak, hi King
Golden Esq. about tu ¡°go out¡± with their ¡°head held high¡±
beginning tu finally realize that their shit does stink, forgetting whatever
little remains of their spirituality
perhaps due to the consumption of Aspartame altho this selective
memory problem has been festering a whole lot longer than the U.S. Congress
legalizing the introduction of this rather dangerous drug which may have had
sumwhat of a positive effect given the fact that if everyone had worked out the
problems ahead of me they may not have been so level headed so as tu avoid ¡°upsetting
the applecart¡±?
My
very mindful not so much of the ¡°messenger of bad news¡± I could care
less about such pitiful expressions that keep the masses constantly in check,
at the back of the bus, drawing on the gas fumes, that fuel the ferment that
boils within but rather how folks may take to the ¡°good
news¡± bearing in mind that Wall Street operates on selling ¡°good
news¡± to the ignoramuses while the likes of George Soros relish the
prospects of ¡°bad news¡±?
U
can bet your bottom dollar that no matter what even my eldest brother has tu
say about George Soros not reading my emails I happen tu know for an
absolute fact George ¡°Wicked¡± Soros reads each and every one of
my missives no different to the Wetherly Capital Group folks whose one
financier is, again, the big time business partner of Bill ¡°Kitchen-Wallpaper¡±
Clinton and when idiots bother me with moronic questions like,
¡°Who do u know other than
I
say,
¡°Lets pull out a series of lie detector machines
and line them up alongside each of the chess games I am playing and if they can
find just one of my opponents tu agree with them, forget 4 the moment the
people who receive my emails having been forwarded tu them by those who think
quite highly of what I have to say, then I will at minimum give them free rent
assuming they pass the test, at my one of a kind building in Santa Monica for
the rest of their lives, at least while I own it.¡±
My
plan now is not, however, tu sell this particular property bearing in mind tho
that Mr. JRK left me a message yesterday on my voicemail that this Santa
Monica property is not simply, in his opinion, worth less than what I paid for
it sum 17 odd years ago but that it is ¡°underwater¡±, i.e. I might as
well just hand over the title to WAMU.
So what do u think?
Could
it be that my incredible mother has got tu my one of a kind, best
of the best SCAL attorney on the planet,
Or
Could
Campbell Soup having realized that as much as I will support Senator
John Kerry so as tu prevent Hillary Clinton getting into the
Presidential race, over my dead body, will this incredible jerk of a Senator
who runs from one ¡°rich chick¡± to the next finding the cash to
pay off a Roman Catholic priest-s in getting the first annulment tu then hang
out so fricken quickly in public with the widow of a colleague killed in sum
mysterious gyro-plane crash,
Or
Could
Jeffrey in fact simply be having the most incredible ¡°love affair¡± with
my wife, that it was in fact Jeffrey who was behind breaking the back window of
my Mini
Cooper S?
And to think that Judge Hendrix ordered that my wife retain possession
of my one of a
kind
gun is enough to make me, poor poor Gary just want to break down into a heap of
tears.
Butt
then I think of Marie¡¯s JAP [Jewish American Princess]
friend who will take pity on me, now how we dispose of her incredible husband
is sumthing u may in fact be able to assist me with, just go to Darlene¡¯s
website and email her from there.
May
I suggest u begin by acting like u r interested in one of her paintings,
arrange tu meet not at the Americ
Nor
Mr.
Finkelstein Esq. who tu the best of my knowledge remains banned from a far less
upscale restaurant in La Jolla, in terms of ¡°good food¡± had anything to
do with the Americ
We
give up a number of things when leaving ¡°the nest¡± but I was sumhow blessed with too
incredible parents whose only interest was that I ¡°do my best¡± and in my
incredible mother¡¯s words ¡°Don¡¯t forget to smile!¡±
And
of course when faced each day looking at some of the most beautiful women in
the world parading through one¡¯s house it is hard not to get a ¡°hard on¡±, the
design of the penis along with its testicles that constantly has us scratching
is pretty much the ¡°tip of the iceberg¡± in terms of my subsequent development bearing
in mind that I worked out way ¡°ahead of time¡± certainly be4 any of my
contemporizes many like u and your brother Ivan were not exactly ¡°Village idiots¡± that
there was sumthing patently wrong with the system that would have such
contradictory rules governing each of our moves.
Last
night I gave our too young C
And
of course I didn¡¯t bother Brian and Steve with getting into how at age 10 on a
train
ride from Zurich Switzerland to Kitzbuel Austria I got ¡°up to speed¡±
rather quickly in terms of how it pays not to be ¡°top of the class¡± unless
as my mother put it, ¡°You have solutions for all the classes¡±, there
being no stronger advocate for the communist party bosses in South Africa when
she first arrived in South Africa than my incredible mother who is like me
absolutely ¡°fearless¡± then again when one ¡°knows one¡¯s shit stinks¡±
it really isn¡¯t important tu follow the ¡°maddening crowd¡± there being,
however, method to winning at the game of chess no different to the game of
life, getting your opponent tu play to your advantage, no better distraction
technique to interfere with the neurons computing a light speed all the various
permutations that could come about with your next move thinking ahead exactly
how many fricken moves that makes absolutely no sense once one understands the
¡°short circuits¡± that will undoubtedly result within the brain of your
opponent as u blast out one of the most incredibly stinky farts, agree?
The
idea that I could in fact ¡°make a difference¡± only began to take hold
less than a decade
Or
So
ago as I worked out how incredibly rotten the 4 legs of the 3 legged stool had
become and with it came the idea that if we got rid of the legs, they say
gangrene spreads almost as quickly as ¡°hot air¡±, words being the weapon of choice by those who
don¡¯t have the big guns, far more devastating in the hands of someone like
Goebels
Or
In
our case, the Durban North Lazarus clan that had folks ¡°kowtowing¡±
Or
Thinking
that by ¡°ignoring¡± these disgusting human beings whose atrocious acts I
don¡¯t believe can be found anywhere in the animal kingdom, things would
eventually ¡°work out¡±, going ¡°backwards and forwards¡± eventually
seeing the wheel with its hub attracting the ¡°right crowd¡± bearing in
mind that sum 3 years after my ¡°train schooling¡± I got tu c ¡°real
world¡± theatrics being played out as the ¡°Maze King¡± in the form of
Natie Kirsch who made his first fortune sucking up tu some African King
tolerated by the Nationalist Nazi Party Regime that ruled South Africa
with an ¡°iron fist¡± 4 sum 40 odds years, striding into town and gobbling
up the assets of our ¡°one of a kind¡± trading company right under the
noses of some of the most sophisticated business people on the planet?
And
of course at age 13 when we were having our barmitzvahs I wasn¡¯t about tu cry ¡°foul¡±
but the day our mutual friend
There
is hypocrisy everywhere but until such time as we clean up each of our own
¡°backyards¡± there isn¡¯t going tu be time to ¡°kick back¡± and enjoy
very much ¡°going forward¡± because there really is no ¡°going forward¡±
but rather ¡°forward
& reverse¡±, the Digital Age bearing down on us at ¡°G-d-light-speed¡±?
And
of course there was sum truth to the things we were taught at the dysfunctional
Carmel College Jewish Day School including ¡°Knowledge is
Light¡±.
I
noticed that there is a Aaron BrownING working for your firm, and u may
have noticed I have a little issue with a Professor Aaron
Brown of the
Today
is a rather important day in my assessing the ¡°friendship¡± of others not
just you and everyone else on my ever expanding email list, my guarding my
pawns ever so diligently willing to lose even my Queen knowing so well as I do
the ¡°end game¡± that comes not with sum gobbledygook ¡°belief system¡±
but having finally ¡°mastered¡± the mathematics and physics needed to ¡°pull together¡± those and only those willing, able and quite
ready to make the necessary ¡°¡øs¡± not
sacrifices that will result in the necessary ¡°shifts¡± needed at this
time in order 4 things tu balance out, and make no mistake everything and I
mean everything will in fact ¡°work out¡±, the ¡°seeds¡± that I have
planted have been taking root 4 quite sum time and all that one needs to do at
this time is examine just a handful of ¡°chess games¡± that I have been
playing 4 u to know that I am on to a ¡°good thing¡± beginning with the
yoyos at eRaider.com realizing that their one handler, Melvyn Weiss Esq.
is not exactly a ¡°lap dog¡±, agree?
Then
jump across to my communiqu¨¦s with a Los Angeles Times Reporter, Mr. Jeff Rabin
who on the surface looks like he was as close as anyone to ¡°nailing¡±
a former client-partner of mine, Dan Weinstein altho a nincompoop didn¡¯t
become a member of the all omnipotent California Coastal Commission
simply because he is capable of farting the loudest,
Or
Sending
out ¡°mailers¡± courtesy of Indian Gambling, agree?
Instead
this idiot has sumhow got the likes of zealot reporter Jeff Rabin not tu
be confused with Jerry Rubin
to now hide ¡°under the covers¡±, tu mention in passing I know of at least
one member of the Laemmle clan who founded Universal Films clicking on at least once to www.nextraterrestrial.com, all my yoyo adversaries r
within hours of taking the biggest bath imaginable
remembering their deafening silences have already caused the neurons remaining
in the space between their ears tu do nothing short of implode.
I
am not at this time prepared tu give more than my word on anything other than
saying, ¡°I give you my word¡± all my relatively very insignificant debts
will be paid off no later than at the time of my death, such an expression we
really hear these days, something instilled, however, within me by both sets of
grandparents as well as my incredible parents altho I never got to meet my
paternal grandmother Katie Gevisser who passed along the greatest gift any
human being can gift tu their offspring, u get what u take out of life, not
what u necessarily deserve, most of all we should avoid simply ¡°taking up
space¡±.
There
is nothing to stop anyone at this time from ¡°gifting¡± tu ¡°us¡±
what they can, bearing in mind that what they have in their possession is not
necessarily ¡°well deserved¡±?
I
am not asking anyone tu give of their blood, at least not yet, certainly there
should be no concern that I will seek more than my fair share of transfusions,
the executors of my estate knowing full well not tu waste any of my remaining
estate on trying tu keep me alive not 4 a single minute when they could be
using the time and monies far more efficiently tu sell my book M
Be4
leaving the house 4 baseball batting practice JoNathan¡¯s mother, while sweeping
away commented tu him,
¡°¡Otherwise you wont accomplish anything worrying
about what people think of u¡ Please avoid touching the walls.¡±
Be4
JoNathan began critiquing another of Marie¡¯s masterpieces, her responding,
¡°Butt I will cover this up with this¡make this
and this¡ make this smaller¡ how about dental flossing? Okay all I have to do
is cook sum chicken, make sum rice¡¡±
-----Original Message-----
From: Ray Oshry
[mailto:oshryr@btinternet.com]
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: Seacret Cafe
I see you recently bought a property. Just for
your info,
