I returned a little earlier from a brisk
walk along the beach with my dog, Pypeetoe, after the traditional Wednesday
pie” lunch at Rainwaters.
At this very moment, the time having just
struck 4:15 PM PST, Pypeetoe is cuddled up ever so tight on the back of my
armchair squeezed in between the back cushion and my spine, Mr. Krinsk
Esq. not saying a word about you also calling up crying, not really important
at this time in terms of who got tu you, not tu suggest that u have been
talking to ghosts outside, of the deceased former ambassador to Switzerland
during the Clinton Administration Mr. Larry “Disgusting” Lawrence?
Suffice to say Mr. Jeffrey
Esq. has had a hellacious week, Yom Kippur on Monday, no time to prepare 4 a deposition
yesterday despite my letting him know, telepathically that is, that I was
call” to assist with the “Fish
Network” [sic] to mention little of the“coup de tar” by Republican “Guard Arnold step-hail Schwarzenegger” [sic] replacing Governor Gray “Ho
Chi Min” Davis, Mr. Krinsk suggesting that I consider substituting in the
tTOo Minute Manager 4 my
Minute One, be4 handing over to Mr. Krinsk “The Disk”,
him later calling me an “Indian giver” as I “pulled back” which was preceded by him asking me about my “relations with the Indians” resulting in me reminding him that be4 he gets to familiar it
worth remembering that my wife is 1/64thIndian and 63/64ths
momworker and 100% sweetie pie, better than gold.
This is not tu suggest that my friend Jeffrey who
wouldn’t even accept a $5 contribution from me 4 lunch knowing that I was
going to have a hell of a time coming up with an additional dollar to pay for
the $6 parking, sumhow knowing that I was in the process of closing down my one
bank account, highly opposed tu writing a “bad check”,
had anything tu do with the recent mishap with the tigers at the Mirage Hotel
in Las Vegas although I could c his wife, Campbell Soup, now putting her foot
Rattlesnake and his dog around once in a while frolicking in the koi ponds is about my limit; couldn’t u have come up
with a more ingenious way to get wild animals
on the cheap” [sic]?
And, Mr. Rabin, be4 u suggest one more
fricken thing how about chewing on this:
YOUR DAY OF RECKONING
HAS ARRIVED. THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR HAVING CONSISTENTLY IGNORED MY REQUESTS 4 COMMUNICATION HAS RESULTED IN MY
CONCLUDING THAT U R EITHER INCOMPETENT OR CULPABLE, TAKE YOUR PICK.
about what to say to a nincompoop such as yourself took exactly 30 seconds out
of my day, more importantly, causing me tu take a siesta before following
through on my commitment to communicate once again with Mr. Trevor
Manuel, South Africa’s Minister of Finance.
And of course even u should be able to c
the bright side of Part 8 of the 8 part mini series yet to be delivered to Diana
Henriques of the New York X, not tu forget
Mr. Jim Gibson,
the Republican, I assume, still running for the California State Assembly,
timeliness so very important, now is as good a time as any tu begin
connecting up the dots…---…,