From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 1:34 PM PT
To: Peter Bloch – Editor of Penthouse
Cc: rest; Po-Li; M Wolman;
Subject: RE: Smoking gun evidence of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party
It is going on 1:15 PM PST and I have to be in a courthouse out in Vista by 2:30PM to deal with a rather unusual “moving violation”, our one dog Maggie back on 8/16/03 caught “red handed” surfing without a leash very similar in fact to the leash you have exhibited on pages 108 through 123 of the August 2003 edition of Penthouse Magazine.
Unlike the speeding traffic ticket I got earlier in the year where I plead guilty but told the truth resulting in the violation being dismissed my plan is to plead “not guilty” since Maggie’s violation took place in deep surf during low tide and my understanding is that the beach patrol officers only have jurisdiction up to the high water mark, so what is your read on this?
I am fairly well versed in other matters beyond a keen sense of balance described sumwhat in my earlier email to you [click on “Smoking…” below], including knowing a thing or too about how the mainstream media remain in business selling newspaper-magazines, nothing quite like getting one’s short hairs caught in a knot, and now would not be the time 4 me to go into the issue of “split commissions” specifically as it relates to Shareholder Class Action Litigation [SCAL].
I don’t think I mentioned that “cousins” of mine, through sexual intercourse, control sumthing like 35% of the Internet Gaming market, such information though comes from Newell Starks, a former officer of Citicorp’s ferocious Venture Fund, nothing quite upsetting me as much as people who don’t pay their legitimate debts or in the case of Citicorp MasterCard division prey on folks who may not always understand the fine print to mention little of my beef with my wife’s former husband, Dr. JBS et al, whose attorney Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. by the end of the day today or at the latest first thing tomorrow morning will be receiving another “knuckleball” via an email I will be sending to the manager of my one remaining property in the United States.
Quite knowledgeable I am about how those on the far right and those on the far left work “hand in hand” squeezing those in the center, middle America caught up in quite a “ping pong” game, getting more overweight with each passing distraction, nothing quite like mastering the game of chess which like the game of life is all about getting your opponent to play to your advantage, quite a pair of legs attached to my math wizard wife, agree?
I took quite a voyage be4 deciding to “drop in” on you and may I suggest at this time you take a bit of a break and c how well things are progressing in the “chess game” between myself and Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown of eRaider.com
As best I recall Ms. Keeton used to be a dancer at the Butterworth Hotel in Durban, South Africa and in all likelihood left the country for the same reasons I did, i.e. revulsion, not so much of the remnants of the Nazis that grabbed hold of the reins of power in 1948 but of the white "educated" electorate’s failure to stand up, supposedly "knowing better" although I cannot say for certain what it was that Mr. Guccione found so appealing that he would not only marry Ms. Keeton but make this rather remarkable woman his vice-chairman, so much so that I have buddies all over the world gobbling up this magazine thinking that Ms. Keeton continues to set the finest example woman being superior to men, agree?
My suggestion is that you get your "phat ass" [sic] out of gear, turn to page 134 of the August edition of Penthouse Magazine, beginning with the SEX AND CALORIES, followed by EGGSISTENTIALISM, then onto WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN, move on over to page 135, and start at the top, MEN'S ENGLISH, followed by WHIP ME, BIG BOY!, before getting to THE POLITICS OF FOOLING AROUD, and then Sir, may I suggest, very strongly, you read very carefully, FRENCH RETALIATION, lowering your eyes to SAGGY BOOBS and ending with HILLBILLY WILLIE.
And then before "kissing your blow-job hairy ass goodbye" [sic] shoot back over to
page 14 and read your left of left wing columnist
Have you had enough, do you need extra butter?
So, you want more, okay.
“Butt” [sic] first answer who in God’s name allows you to branch out to all 4 corners of the earth while the masses of people at this moment remain too shell shocked to work out how rigged the whole system is, i.e. it pays for the media, folks like you and Diana Henriques of the New York X to deal with one or too "bought and paid 4" [sic] politicians than have to “pay allegiance” to the masses of folks now getting up to speed on The Internet, agree?
All the best,
Ps - copied on this email is a statistically valid sample representative of the world's population including sum brain dead white folk from South Africa who were not as fortunate or unfortunate as Ms. Keeton or me, to fly, from the earliest of age, coming to the realization through mathematical analysis that G-D is DNA and to be ever so weary of those that interfere with the sequencing of others.
Ps II - u know have the hyperlink that will keep u and your staff busy for sum time.
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From: Peter Bloch – Editor of Penthouse Magazine
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 9:35 AM
Subject: Re: Smoking gun evidence of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party
sorry, but i'm not interested in this.