From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 11:50 AM
To: Robert.M.Ferrell@bankofamerica.com
Cc: Vschulte (vschulte@nab.org); Aaron"BrownNose" Brown (info@eRaider.com); Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com)
Subject: One man's rot .... A Name From Here U Can Trust Over There!

 

 

Mr. Ferrell,

 

Good day.

 

At 9:59 AM PST just over an hour and 15 minutes ago I finished a rather entertaining 7 minute and 35 second phone conversation with your colleague Mr. Steven blah blah who informed me of the following:

 

“We reviewed your file and the decision that has been taken is that your line of credit will continue to be closed, not that we want the $50K odd all back the instant u finish lunch with Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. today which I assume is still on but please be advised that the Special Assets group will now begin handling matters going forth” [sic].

 

Mr. Ferrell, I assumed that this “Special Assets” group is what when I was more active in the “work out” business we referred to as the folks with the “Black Hats” not tu suggest that Bank of America wouldn’t hire orthodox Jewish people, but u should know that I just love folks who wear hat to many, agree?

 

So how much do you know about “over and under invoicing” and how once can accumulate hundreds of millions of dollars in real estate holdings assuming one can not only fine tune one’s skills as a “referee” but has the training say of a prosecutor to impress the likes of folks such as thee?

 

Now would be a good time to go take a wee, and if u feel the need for dump make sure there is cross-ventilation, knowing when to turn it on off quite a skill, couldn’t you agree, experience those comes from being around the very best of the best, agree?

 

I am assuming you are more than a banker when you get home not tu suggest that I think you or anyone else associated with Bank of America should be banned but if in doubt why not contact Valerie Schulte of the National Association of Broadcasters who is copied on this email and c what she thinks may yet be in store 4 u et al.

 

Quite civil Mr. Steven although I could have sworn I heard sum rather foul language in the background and I assume u weren’t listening in, that sumhow the cat eventually let go of your tongue?

 

That last hyperlink u should all find rather interesting but perhaps more important to others viewing this email, the number at this time perhaps running in to the tens of thousands, remembering that Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. back on October 24th 2002 made reference to the incredible number of hits my one website www.nextraterrestrial.com had received in space of only a few short months.

 

Which is not tu suggest that I am calling u short, by any stretch of the imagination, and 4 all I know u could be incredibly wealthy choosing tu work for Bank of America because u thought with a name that contains the word America you were doing everything you had been programmed to do when pledging allegiance to the flag much the same way the Brits en masse, commoners and Lords declare, “God save the Queen” and to the best of my knowledge Queen Victoria was one of the oldest rulers but somehow G-d still managed tu find it within himself tu say, “Enough is Enough”.

 

Which brings me tu Mr. Steven’s declaration,

 

“Mr. Gevisser, with the utmost respect, and please understand I have read every word you wrote to Mr. Ferrell including every last one of your hyperlinks although I seem to recall only the email u sent him on October 2nd although it is possible that he wasn’t remiss and also forwarded on tu me the E-mail u sent him yesterday afternoon at 2:14 PM PST but I cannot be certain, but  what I am certain of is that u called him gay, blah blah” [sic].

 

Now, Mr. Farrell unlike my wife’s former husband’s declarations which were signed “under penalty of perjury” insinuating a whole bunch of outrageous stuff Mr. Steven didn’t seem willing to provide me in writing signed “under penalty of perjury” all the nonsense he was putting forth.

 

Now if in fact I did call u gay, and u r offended by those comments, please identify such catogoric statements and why the hell not be man enough to speak up 4 yourself or r u simply attempting tu get Mr. Steven fired, is his job that much better than yours, is the pay that good, compelling Mr. Steven to threaten me with the following,

 

“If u so much as use my name on The Internet without my permission I will sue u for everything you have, blah blah”

 

which simply had me thanking Mr. Steven 4 given me permission although I suggested that he follow it up in writing, not though willing tu be as courteous as u in giving me his email address, ultimately suggesting to Mr. Steven he prance down to the Criminal Court House in downtown San Diego, find himself a comfortable seat, ask the incredibly attractive clerks, male and female, perched behind the counters to let him have a peak at all the documents pertaining to the matters of Dr. John Ben Stewart [JBS] and myself, paying particular attention to what Dr. JBS declared in his second declaration also signed “under penalty of perjury” as it pertains to my wealth, resources and my ability to influence individuals to mention little of my knowledge obtained from being a toddler from the person who not only wrote the book on how really go about influencing people, i.e. have the media eating out of your lap, but more importantly there is no one I know of who better executed with stiletto like precision what media moguls such William Randolph Hearst and Rupert Murdoch only dream about, Zena Gevisser not once having to reach inside her pockets to ever once, to the best of my knowledge, place an ad let alone be dumb enough to buy a newspaper or TV network and then have to worry about an employee or too doing something really stupid like pissing off a rattlesnake.

 

If you haven’t read her “masterpeace” [sic], The Importance Of Being A Woman, may I suggest u try and obtain a copy and if u happen to have a record player handy I could loan u one of my copies.

 

Not tu sound like a broken record but may I suggest that u as well as Mr. Steven take a very deep breath at this time, kick back, smoke a joint, if u so please, and of course I don’t need to warn you about the dangers of smoking in a work environment to mention little of how I assume things are smelling quite rotten, remembering of course that as much as u and Mr. Steven may think u piss odor cologne there can be no mistaking that even your farts are nothing more than airborne particles of feces, and of course u know about the Fish Rots From The Head Down?

 

Moreover, I would hate to bother our family’s good friend Deborah Sturman who while working at Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach was the catalyst in getting the remnants of the German Nazi war machine to ante up sum $4 odd billion in reparations for Jewish slave laborers, my mother and step-father meeting Ms. Sturman in a Jewish synagogue in Cologne, Germany when as a teenager she performed for the Cologne Philharmonic as a French Horn Player.

 

Which brings me to the French conglomerate Vivendi who I heard are now teaming up with General Electric to really go about “cleaning up” butt rather than you develop like Mr. Poli Pollak, the runs, why not simply stay put and see if you can by clicking on the “Special” hyperlink work out the connection between William Simon, the son of the former Treasury Secretary during the Reagan Administration who beat out Richard Riordan in the Republican Californian Gubernatorial primary elections and the 42,000 odd acres owned by Vivendi in the Imperial Irrigation District, central to the rigging of the general election which took place on November 8th, 2002.

 

By the way, Mr. Steven, who I could have sworn was experiencing a series of strokes, but then again I am not a physician, also informed me,

 

“Honestly Mr. Gevisser, I not only love my job working for this incredible organization that has a license to print money, I have no aspirations to be anything more than perhaps the very best customer service manager on the planet, my bachelors degree I can assure u never, not once, having interfered with my learning which has resulted in me being able tu approve 1 in 10 people who apply for unsecured credit lines without any commitment tu opening a bank account” [sic].

 

Now I place a “sic” because I cannot be absolutely certain that is exactly what Mr. Steven actually stated since I had pretty much stopped paying attention preparing for my standard Wednesday “chicken pot pie” lunch meeting with Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq.

 

I will copy Mr. Krinsk on this email just tu make as certain as one human being can be, remember your basic lessons in Quantum Mechanics, now always remember to back up ever so carefully, not tu suggest that you enjoyed showering as much with the boys as I did after a great game of rugby, that he still has me “penciled in” perhaps having one of his incredibly, and very good looking assistants call Rainwaters ahead of time in order to reserve a Chicken Pot Pie for me as well as the largest T-Bone steak 4 my dog, Pypeetoe, and if one of the lawyers in his firm could just do a quick search to see if there are presently any shareholder class action lawsuits [SCALs] pending against Bank of America, tu provide me a status thereof.

 

Assuming I make it back from lunch I will be preparing an email I had hoped to send out yesterday to Mr. Trevor Manuel, South Africa’s Minister of Finance but due tu other “events of the day” has been delayed.

 

Mr. Manuel, is probably someone u and Mr. Steven would get along with, I certainly found him to be an excellent listener when we first met back in 1995 giving me the “go ahead” to sell off tu the remnants of the Broderbund, much like the SS during WWII, a trade show organization responsible for bringing foreign companies to South Africa, and of course u have read about by this time how I played quite a hand back in the mid to late 1980s in getting Citicorp, prevented under the Glass Steigel Act from getting directly into the business of selling insurance, a shoe in to what was happening in just about every single major Independent Insurance Agency offering auto insurance by acquiring a Texas company called Garner Venture, one man’s rot another man’s treasure, no doubt.

 

 

Good Day, again,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake.