From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2003
1:14 PM
To:
'Robert.M.Ferrell@bankofamerica.com'
Cc:
Subject: RE: LINE of cred-it
So Mr. Ferrell, I am in the middle of a conference call having at exactly 11:20 AM PST ended a
very civil 19 minute and 38 second dialogue with Mr. Steven Aguiniga of Bank of
America who can fill you in on any missing
gaps, not to forget how rude it is to hang the phone up on a customer in
"good standing", u well aware that the problems of the wor.d having
nothing to do with race, color or religion, simply poor parental religious teachings,
the need, more than ever, to empower the kids to parent the adult
“diks” who need the most parenting, agree?
Manager Minute One could very possibly give u et al more
than an honorable mention, the credits possibly exceeding the script all geared
toward getting this world back in balance.
Moreover, as my wife says "When the dialogue becomes
two monologues it is the beginning of end" and of course you are not my
wife nor my “God”
[sic] who grants me all sorts of privileges and allowances, most importantly
giving me enough space to be the best I can be as opposed to someone like
yourself who, in my opinion, does nothing more on this planet than take up
space.
Now if you would like to involve your wife in this
discussion who may be of the opinion that most men don't listen well, be my
guest, “baring
in mind” [sic] that for all I know you could be gay, possibly, single
and, very happy, to boot, having arrived at such an ignorant conclusion as a
result of your interaction with her, when people like Mr. Aquiniga, Mr. Devin
Standard and Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq., the two co-executors of my estate,
know full well that men actually listen far better than most women gives us
credit 4.
There are infinite possibilities of where I could go off
next but my suggestion at this time is that you simply sit tight, take your
finger out of your arse unless of course it makes you comfortable, listen up,
remembering my mother's Charm School Training, "Head up,
shoulders back, stomach in, buttocks tightened" and check out my next post
on the eRaider.com, The Buck Stops Here Message board and of course if Bank
of America allow you to light up a joint, part of
the feedback they get from those customers taking part in the 2 minute survey I
was looking forward to before you hung up on me then now would be a good time,
u could simply decide to take two aspirin and if you wake
up, tomorrow morning, with one of the worst migraines imaginable then why not
email Mr. Poli
Pollak who along with a representative sampling of the world’s
population is copied on this email and have him suggest a lobotomist which
could become the latest craze for physicians looking to
diversify as the markets, particularly the insurance market, dry up, providing
the likes of you frontal lobotomies.
Again, this is all my opinion and while you are at it take a
look at these too opinions contained
in the previous two hyperlinks and then THINK very
hard how it came to pass that Bank of America one of the premier banks in the
world provides someone such as myself sum 5 years ago a $50,000 unsecured
credit line without even the requirement of opening a bank account, to
mention little at this time who made the introduction.
In other words Mr. "Hang up Guy"
maybe you should besides for washing your mouth out with soap tu get rid of the
awful taste that is undoubtedly taking over as you gasp for breath suggesting
that I was speaking “jewberish” [sic] give serious consideration
the next time you allow your name and/or telephone extension to be placed on
the top right hand corner of a letter of "reprimand" given how very
careful I have been in seeing to it that I met all the minimum guidelines
required in remaining in "good standing" with such a financial
institution so eager to get my business in the first place, agree?
I now look forward to you using your “best
efforts” which I understand courts here in the United States have
determined to be nothing short of “bankruptcy” to make certain that
the next “marking”
appearing on my Wells Fargo bank account that has the name Bank of America next
to it shows not simply a return back to the minimum amounts I have been paying
these past 5 odd years, possibly no more than 4X, 30 days late, which was aways
back when I was traveling a whole lot more and before I placed such payments on
“automatic withdrawal” every so often though making more than the
minimum principal payments when “toying”
tu c how this might improve my standing with you folks, you think “long & hard”
about crediting my account for the additional amounts u debited against my
account last month.
Please, assuming you follow all the previous suggestions,
take additional time out to review a handful of my hyperlinks as well as those
hyperlinks within the hyperlinks that now has the likes of Diana Henriques of
the New York X in
check, i.e. of course Ms. Henriques et al could in an effort to get me "off their back"
get the powerhouse attorneys they have encountered over the years on Wall
Street to "interfere in my business" but few of these idiots are
altogether dumb knowing that my very first counterattack would be tu depose
them as well as very possibly their significant other, never one to
discriminate on the grounds of race, color, sex, or religions but what about
looks?
And of course since there is probably not an uglier human
being than me on this planet I doubt my discovery efforts will stoop to a
“strip search” although I cannot promise you anything at this stage
other than the fact that I can be counted on to never lie, steal or cheat, very
willing to take my chances with the American Justice system, and of course I
disclosed to Steven that supposedly members of the Immigration and
Naturalization Department which now falls under Homeland Security, had recently
contacted Mr. Krinsk Esq. wanting to ascertain whether I was in the country
“legally…overstayed his welcome” to which Mr. Krinsk
responded,
“As far as I am aware he is
here legally but I would assume this is a matter u first explored be4 bothering
me; no one, though, to the best of my knowledge disputes that The Pisser has
overstayed his welcome. Please call me if u have additional questions other
than the obvious.”
Mr. Ferrell, that last hyperlink shows you a deposition
taken by a rather "skilled & experienced" attorney who makes it
his business with the likes of me whispering in his ear to go after the biggest
scoundrels on Wall Street like
Now go and have a wonderful day and always to remember to
smile, naturally, but don't think for one minute this is Candid Camera and I
assume u r not into Aspartame, agree?
And I think it is fair to say you will never forget, at a
minimum, that the customer comes first, agree?
Now, don’t forget to forward this email on to Steven
Aguiniga and of course let me know how many advance copies of Manager Minute
One u are likely to insist on for your friends, family and co-workers that will
come with my genuine autograph.
Time to fly; Jose, his sister and mother who are helping to
“clean
up” The Cave need rejuvenating, the radio is blasting but one needs
both food and wine to help bring out the very best of our species, no doubt
allowing a good number of us to become extinct, not to bad an idea, agree?
Good Day
PS – I will check this email later, any changes will
appear in green, not to be confused with fukukta “evergreen”
agreements.
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