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SUBJECT:  Re: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick

SENDER:  dogtTOo

POSTED:  9/26/03  4:40 PM ET ENDED 5:18 PM ET

A REPLY TO:   675  by AaronBrown

 

 

Professor,

Poli Pollak, Devin Standard and I are about to have “the conference call.” You can join in by dialing 212-713-2000.

Let me know if you would like to be included; a good first step in getting acquainted with Devin who is just one individual, quite eloquent wouldn’t agree, who you et al would be forced to deal with in the event I were to take a slingshot to Venus.

The reaction to my MOBBED [Move Off Balance By Educated Diks] has created the most incredible backfire, seemingly wiping out the oxygen from most if not all of my handful or so adversaries still standing

And of course you were copied on this email to Mr. Merrick Wolman whose only claim to fame I know of is his connection to Sol Kersner, his uncle, although he and another buddy, David Levy, whose son at one time was considering going to your business school may have been part of a little conspiracy pulled together by another buddy Mr. Jeffrey Malatskey who had bribed the printers at the University of Natal to produce an extra set of exam papers which he then flogged based on what Jeff told me was “their ability to pay.”

I may have mentioned before to you that I met David Levy at JFK airport in New York City as he and his family were returning to San Diego after having checked out your Yeshiva University business school and that was the last time I had any contact with them so I don’t know whether in fact his son made the unwise decision to go to your school, at least that is my opinion.

David Levy, as best I know, is also the president of an Orthodox Jewish congregation here in La Jolla, a sumwhat upscale section for those wanting to escape the mobs, the so-called, riff-raff, you know what I mean.

I just cannot get out of my head the prior time I met David Levy which was at a high school reunion at a friend of ours house in a more upscale community than even
La Jolla, this again, is only opinion.

Norman Kane is considered one of the more successful South African physicians and one of the nicest, most generous people that I know but one of the things I also simply cannot get out of my head is this thing I read in Parade Magazine this weekend that quotes TV anchor Bill O’ Reilly, “In the end, you are not what you eat. Rather, you are whom you associate with.”

While growing up in
South Africa I was friends with all these guys I have mentioned and a whole lot more, although it was mainly the Jewish girls I cared to be with, especially when one considers how very hot they all were, particularly those in my class from kindergarten all the way through high school.

However, since leaving Durban, South Africa going on 26 years ago, I have pretty much kept to myself, securing around [
em] though a very solid pack of individuals whose mettle I continue to test each and every day, and they do likewise, making certain that I don’t get to distracted by “currant events” and today’s news that Carl McCall, the former comptroller for New York State referred to in my email to Diana Henriques on Sunday, September 01, 2003 7:31 PM PST, has now resigned from the New York Stock Exchange, not quite quick enough, at least that is also my opinion.

The instant I hear someone lying, stealing or cheating the antennae attached to the hairs on my back go up, more so when I hear a kid being told either a half truth or an outright lie, their ability to distinguish between various shades of gray, as in values, when painting a masterpiece, quite difficult even for those very skilled artist painters such as my wife who being so modest would possibly take offense at my referring to her as “skilled.”

She is though very bright and rather precise and of course even an idiot like yourself would agree with her expression, “When the dialogue becomes two monologues it is the beginning of the end.”

And time is running out, especially for the wicked and certainly I have no evidence that David Levy is any worse than you but it is not my business to distinguish between those who tell lies and those who simply fail to disclose the whole truth, best left to the courts or what about public opinion?

My beef with Mr. Levy was in how he went about describing to his son an event that took place when all of us were around 15 years old perhaps a little older, I cannot say for sure.

This fortunate, unfortunate, incident involved a mutual friend of ours, Roy Essakow, whose claim to fame other than the fact that my mother would have been very happy if he had married my sister was going to work for Marc Rich in Zug Switzerland and coming away with sum $20 odd million under his belt, for some reason feeling the need to buy a big house on La Jolla farms road, blocking out another mutual friend of ours view.

Now to be clear on this point, Kevin Rappaport [
is] a sumwhat successful cardiologist, possibly as smart as my cousin Barry Molk who is also a cardiologist perhaps today with more money in his bank account since Kevin has only been married once, making sure though that his wife a anesthesiologist would remain happy enough, i.e. stayed married in the event Kevin were to “slip & fall.”

Each one of these guys and gals that I refer to on their own are quite terrific, capable of engaging in terrific small talk just like yourself but it is the “small talk” that often trips folks up, and remember kids before growing up to be adult diks spend a lot of time being talked “down tu” as well as being “arse high” and no doubt your wife at least reminds you every time you now fart that a fart is nothing more, nor is it less, than airborne feces.

So when I heard David Levy retell his son the story in my presence about how Roy Essakow once got arrested for stealing something that didn’t belong to him, I found myself in [
a] sumwhat awkward position since it was obvious that David had told this story that had many quirks to it at least once before, David clearly getting tremendous joy at putting Roy Essakow down, someone I understand who has donated some of his-Marc Rich's “ill-gotten” gains to the Orthodox Jewish Synagogue where I said, David, I believe, remains the president, in good standing.

David Levy was also “Head Boy” at
Carmel College, our private Jewish school in charge of the other “Prefects” who in turn “commanded” respect from the rest of the student body. I was not a prefect but I was voted “House Captain” by one-third of the student body, the school body being broken into 3 sports groups, Samson, Maccabi and Wingate.

I was delighted to be voted by “my peers” but the very next day I went into the headmasters office and told Mike Kessel that I was leaving the school to join another friend of mine, Raymond Oshry, who had simply had enough of the bullshit coming out of the mouths of the headmaster as well as the teachers to mention little of the “Capos” who really ran the school keeping the likes of Mr. Kessel “towing the line.”

People like Raymond Oshry and myself didn’t really care much for the “kowtowing” approach and abandoned ship at the very first opportunity, he landing in England and me on the shores of Chicago, my first drop off spot just off lakeshore Drive, in a pink building at one time owned and occupied by Charlie Chaplin, near the corner of Diversy and I believe it was Clark.

Now of course I am not superman but once one has been allowed to fly high from a very early age, getting into a zone where what comes out of people’s mouths to mention little more of their anuses has little or no effect, then it is only natural that you would constantly find yourself in a pivotal position, time and again, survival of the fittest, agree?

U may be able to spit out words like “ig
nore” but there can be no mistaking my prescient timing to mention little of it all being well documented beginning in earnest back on December 1st 2000 when I began a mini series to coincide with the 27th anniversary of the death of David Ben Gurion who prescribed that, “The children of Israel should be a light unto the nations.”

To repeat, mentioned in that mini series were 4 companies, Chase Brass Industries, [CSI] Akamai Technology [AKAM], Leucadia National Corporation [LUK] and Revlon [REV] all 4 companies in 4 distinctly different industries, 2 of them at their lows, LUK & REV, and the other two, AKAM which stands for “lucky” in Hawaiian and CSI at their highs[1].

And of course then there is just one other illustration that should have you at this time farting the biggest fart given how I once made you an offer to assist in getting eraider's Investment Fund out of the very deep hole you had got it into, well into the black.

I imagine you right at this time grimacing just like you ragtag mathematician from Oxford University once did in the marriage photo I came across while visiting England a few years back all thanks to you keeping eraider.com still up and running, now in permanent ink, although we know you have at least on once occasion made changes to a particular post when it looked like perhaps to you that you might have overstepped the line and spelled Melvyn Weiss’ first name the same way my brother Melvin spells his name, but lets not go down that path right now again of “he-says-she-says” although I am not quite sure what to make of you at this time.

At a minimum you have to be thinking what are the odds that I would not only know about a very important meeting taking place between Andy Seidel, CEO USFilter and the Governor of California on or around December 28th 2001 that then set the stage around a week later for a $63 billion precipitous fall in market value at the time when clients of mine were then meeting with Mr. Seidel and his sidekicks in Palm Dessert and my wife getting her will witnessed on January 3rd 2002, the day share price of Vivendi peaked before going into a tailspin, Vivendi owning sum 63% of Vivendi Environmental.

So I say again, don’t give me any more bull about you choosing now to “ignore” me given your pitiful, actually non-existent track record of nothing but dismal accomplishments, at best.

So why do think Diana Henriques hasn’t followed up on my “make or break” offer to mention little of why a person such as herself who makes such a big point of suffering from “repetitive stress injuries” such as carpel tunnel wouldn’t seize the day as in carpe diem, and begin looking into why a company like Sunmed where I was the CEO, responsible for initiating action that resulted in the reversal of a landmark multi-million dollar repetitive stress injury award has not been heard from since despite her colleagues over at the Wall Street Journal describing the original verdict as one that would open up “the floodgates” to class action litigation that would be a blessing in disguise to folks like Milberg Weiss one of your benefactors?

Moreover, that she would waste her precious time writing a story about you and your partner Martin Stoller as you set out on this disastrous eraider.com expedition although Diana when putting me a few years ago in touch with Professor Grundfest of Stanford University, the former Commissioner of the SEC said that she considered the article she wrote about the two of you as “tongue in cheek.”

I learned a long time ago about the dangers of “turning the cheek” and it has nothing to do with when showering in the locker room with the likes of Roy Essakow, Merrick Wolman et al.

The minute you allow an evil act to get a “free pass” the instant you empower that wrongdoer to build up his-her war chest, just a cost of doing business which is what the likes of fugitive Marc Rich did while hiring “good people” like Roy Essakow who having been raised in an environment where everyone looked the other way as the Capos paraded through our synagogues and private day schools could be more easily “co-opted” then regular “farm boys” or in the case of Israel
i boys like my good friend Guy Friedman, one of the best if not the very best special forces trained commandos who grew up on Kibbutzim where the village not just the parents were responsible for raising the children to be the best they could be.

Kibbutz Hagoshrim is where the Epilady Woman’s shaver was first produced and its initial success was due to Israeli ingenuity, people who had to make do with less who saw that when using spring like devices to expand their chests caught the hairs in the process, shorts hairs to boot.

I may not be all that computer literate, in fact it would be fair to say I am very much a neophyte not bothering with such stuff when I know there are others out there more imminently qualified, just like when running Insurance Marketing Services I never once read a single
line of the millions and millions of publications including newsletters that were sent out to insureds such as yourself annually, a principal reason to immunize the insurance agents from lawsuits in the event someon such as yourself chose not to take a suggestion or too put out by our very competent team of writers each and every day, meeting sum 3300 odd deadlines a year.

And I should add never once were we sued in the 5 years that my very competent team allowed me to mostly kick back, every so often doing deals that required no more than a minute or two of my time, perhaps the best deal other than an override deal I helped cement with one of the largest insurance premium financing companies in the world was the deal I did with Citicorp that allowed this bank a “bird’s eye” view of every single piece of automobile business written by the largest independent insurance agents in the country, at a time when the Glass Steigel Act was very much in force, and of course you have the term, "cross sell."

The key professor to success is to hire right, the first time round, not waste anytime looking at people’s resume to mention little of their very possible fictitious credentials and get immediately into what they learned from their parents, grandparents, most of all what they picked up off the street and to be exceedingly weary of anyone who attended university; there being more MBAs and Certified Public Accountants as well as Chartered Accountants to mention little of the highest priced attorneys in the land frequenting the hallways of Epilady USA when I was called to “clean up” and of course having just completed my leisure time over at IMS the job facing me at 2525 Ocean Park Blvd in Santa Monica, was nothing short of easy pickings.

Having though a seasoned pro like King “Pothead” Golden Esq. at my side was in many ways made even easier his first bit of advice when I was about to address the board of Epilady with all the top management present, management who had each just received million dollar bonuses,

Gary, why not quote something from the classics such as ‘Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive’ but ease in to it by telling them ‘I am here tu help you guys and gals get your fricken fists out of your anuses’…” [sic],

and of course that went over like a house on fire.

King Golden and I were at one time seriously into writing a book about this one particular saga but when I became aware of how jaundiced King was, particularly his “poor memory” not so much in terms of forgetting who had buttered his bread but his inability to be even handed when considering the ills of the Roman Catholic Church, his intimate knowledge of altar boys like himself being “fiddled” not quite appreciating why Jewish people were forced to live in Ghettos and make the most of their desperate lives by turning to song and dance.

That was all a while back, the fun and games of the late eighties and early nineties, when a million dollars was better than a “kick in the arse” nothing though compared to how the
United States lost its balls, its manufacturing base during the Clinton Administrations 2 terms in office.

So now that you are getting a course in my Bottoms Up Schooling, the stuff folks with common sense pick up off the street do you think you might be able to now function in the real world, get a real job, operate a profitable business that has employees coming back time and again to join up with you to mention little of those employees who I have fired over the years who when finding themselves “out of luk” [sic] don’t think twice about using my services knowing full well that I don’t come cheap?

So at one point are you going to disclose those two companies where you provided "services" in addition to this pitiful eradier.com housing bullies such as Melvyn Weiss who according to u has never ventured forth on his own Shareholder Rights message board, which those of us in the know, who are unlike you and “turn the cheek” are as certain as anyone can be that Mr. Weiss posted up those pitiful posts 26 and 27 and then of course there is the disaster of the eraider investment fund, the one I suggested in my very post has a gauge clearly demarcated for momworker63 types to watch out
4, avoiding becoming one of your “road kills.”[2]

As you very likely have come across in my writings I once took a walk along the canals of Amsterdam with a rather prominent attorney who said he was the personal attorney to Queen Beatrice, certainly he had pictures of the Dutch Royal Family with what appeared to be him having an equally good time as Queen Beatrice and her family, although for I know the photos could have been doctored.

There was, however, no faking the force he applied when putting his left arm over my shoulders, his preference for the male species not in the least bit chilling as his words when pointing out a dysfunctional human being much like the types that shot President Reagan and John Lennon,

“… Here in Amsterdam for the equivalent of $25 one can get an opponent bumped off without any trace, no middlemen or middle women to screw things up, these guys go in and out much like the tide and you know us Dutch know a thing or too about holding back the tide to mention little of those Dutch Sandwiches…

 

So, Gary, let me understand your position. You have solid, irrefutable evidence that Philips B.V that you visited with in Anthoven the day before yesterday has pulled a fast one on your client and the manner in which you have gone about gathering the evidence with the assistance of a Mr. King Golden Esq. schooled at the prestigious University of Virginia Law School wouldn’t require you having to dig through all the offshore companies partnered with Philips B.V., set up in places like Lichtenstein to thwart the likes of Mr. Solly Krok who is not worth at this time much more than a billion or so dollars which is I assume is why Mr. Krok refers to you as ‘The Ferret” but I am sure you would agree that Solly who I have noticed walking ahead of us likes to walk briskly and I assume he also like the look of his gorgeous daughters’ legs albeit them being quite hairy” [sic].

Professor to better help you understand a Dutch Sandwich, the fatso that u r and now would be a good time to stop with the ignoring me crap.

Tu repeat, unless u have something wrong with your DNA you r obviously comfortable in being overweight, perhaps your only excuse to throw your weight around, agree?

And one of these days you are going to wake up and acknowledge that there is a reason for everything and then you are going to ponder where did you begin to go so awfully wrong.

Was it the quickie post or the gauge or perhaps how fortunate or unfortunate you were in a prior lifetime?

In the meantime I intend to make you et al pay every step of the way from now until I take my final breath, remembering I fear only G-d and need I remind you I don’t lie, steal or cheat.

So one more time I suggest to you that you take a very deep breath, bide once again your time, before responding, seek counsel with perhaps a different group of advisors than the yoyos who still hang on to your every word, perhaps go speak with a priest, maybe you could get a discount by joining Laurie Black who I have concluded seeks absolution and as I told her as well as Merrick Wolman on emails I copied you on,


Laurie, if absolution is what you are looking for I know of a few Roman Catholic priests as well as a couple of former altar boys such as King Golden Jnr Esq that will listen to your confession and surely commiserate providing all the answers.

As u know I was raised Jewish Orthodox where action in search of truth speaks louder than false promises, transparency king.

You shouldn’t be afraid of being questioned on your actions if u have actually made all the efforts to seek out the truth.

Devin Standard, who u also chose to duck when I was simply returning the favor u have given me on numerous occasions to “cuddle up close” with “movers & shakers” responded with the following in reference to an E-mail I sent out to a whole bunch of Jewish South Africans who attended our private Jewish day school:

Any, and all moral highground is undermined if the minute one's proprietary
skin has been saved, one turns a blind eye to lesser, equivalent, or
greater evil. The fact that the gift of one's life has been spared
obligates one to, if not ruthlessly wield the sword of righteousness, to
at the very least, least shine a light into the dark corners where evil
manifests. Otherwise you are abetting the Devil you've recently dodged. Cheers…


Laurie, hiding in a confessional booth, now seeking to avoid public scrutiny, remaining in denial, wanting me to say u r a good person is nothing short of a pipe dream


You can read my latest email to Laurie Black at your leisure by clicking on.
 
By the way it looks like my wife has found herself a beach cottage and although I wont be on the lease I doubt it will be a violation of any kind when visiting and performing some of the household chores that will be assigned to me.

Now in the event I were to say screw up a painting job do you think she would be able to charge me for any damage I might do to say one of her paintings including a painting or too as well as some posters I purchased as well as what was gifted to me back in late 1989 when I last visited Amsterdam around the time that Solly Krok decided to call it quits and walk away from tens of millions invested in a fukukta Quickwheel device that perhaps had more to do with a jury awarding a plaintiff sum $10 million in compensatory damages plus another $20+ million in punitive damages than any of his management’s actual wrongdoings because who in a million years would ever believe a story like the one I just told you above
?

Suffice to say I wasn’t called as an expert witness in that trial that took place in a rather packed Santa Monica court house, nor for that matter did I have much knowledge about the nature of the business relationship between the plaintiff Patty Jones and the Krok family other than the fact that the Krok family had been rather generous with Ms. Jones, her not having to invest a dime of her own money in a company that in a matter of a couple of years had a value according to Merrily Lynch of sum $400+ million; Ms. Jones though clearly put on a very good case and of course the fact that she never invested a dime was totally irrelevant in terms of the services that she performed that helped Epilady becoming an overnight success.

As I have said before if I had been on the jury I probably would have suggested that criminal charges be filed against the Krok family, their advisors, the lawyers and accountants, excluding me of course, for the simple reason it simply made no sense that supposedly sophisticated people could be taken by a bunch of Dutchmen, and since you are not South African you wouldn’t know that the name “Dutchman” is a derogatory term for Afrikaners, some of whom were, like some Jewish people at the front of the liberation movement many of whom became chopped liver as a result of Jewish Capos in our midst.

I just covered quite a bit of ground, once again, but you should know that I am very slow to point an accusatory finger at anyone knowing not simply that there are as many as 4 fingers pointed back at me but the fact that if you don’t have a solution then you are simply part of the problem

I happen to have some very clear cut solutions to solving some of the biggest problems we have in this world right now both in terms of preventing the financial markets from tottering over as well as addressing our energy needs that are not in conflict with nature.

The more you decide to obfuscate your poor performance, the more you duck and dive the more you will look like a duck.

U should consider a change of pace, perhaps become a gardener, certainly if you continue thinking like many corporate executives who enter into mergers and acquisition in an attempt to hide their dismal performance, knowing that in space of a quarter or too comparative analysis would become all but impossible, the more synergistic the business units the more amorphous becomes the “corporate body” the greater the bang of you imploding.

The corruption at this time within the corporate world is worsened by the political corruption where desperate politicians can bought for a hamburger or too or so it seems, just take a look at the very recent scandal involving at least 3 members of the San Diego City Council..

San Diego is perhaps one of the best “test markets” in the United States and why many companies come here to do their research on consumer behavior at least as important as getting in sum sun and the surf isn’t bad, not quite Jeffrey’s Bay in South Africa but the shortened distance makes up for a lot of this great spot’s shortcomings, and I assume you know enough about art at this time, despite what I believe is your lack of command of the teachings of Socrates, to know a good painting when you c one, G-D, you would agree the master painter, understood foreshortening rather well..

So if you feel the urge to come back with something pitiful at least answer my question how much do you think my wife, who files separately, tax returns that is, could charge me in the event I were to drip some paint on one or more of her masterpieces that for say, argument purposes have in excess of ten million dollars in tax basis, and she is able to get a highly qualified insurance adjuster type individual to provide an affidavit that my carelessness resulted in the paintings now being worth less than $2 million, would I be able to deduct the $8 million she would demand from me as a business expense, given the fact that my new professional designation is now “painter” and would there be any tax consequence for her with there being an additional $8 million in one of her bank accounts, and of course she would give me a get if that would make any difference in the equation?

I assume you have now spent time examining the difference between “Quantum Psychics and General Relativity” [
sic].

By the way would you be interested in purchasing a note from a Mr. Newell Starks, signed by both him and his wife, Mr. Starks retiring as an officer of Citicorp Ventures sum 10 odd years ago, before he was 40, much older though me when I decided to hang up “my gloves.”

In perhaps a week or so I will, assuming I don’t get distracted, be placing up on The Internet as well as taking out full page ads in newspapers like the New York Times and Los Angeles Times, perhaps even the London Financial Times, a script for anyone one who wishes to join our insurance network which I have been testing out over the past 3 weeks with San Diegoans of all sorts, shapes and sizes and the results have been to say the least, extraordinary.

You may assuming you have nothing better to do with your time contact Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff of the Wetherly Capital Group and have her tell you about the time she had me join her for a gathering of the Democratic Party Black Elite in San Francisco where Carl McCall was the guest and Mayor Willie Brown who I assume is no relation of yours got a whiff of one of my “knuckleballs”, and remember farting doesn’t do anything to increase the speed at which the earth travels through the universe, that I understand to be at 178,000 miles per hour, which seems reasonable, agree?

You remember now, Ms. Schiff is the co-managing director of the WCG which masterminded and executed the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections last November 8th that provided “control” for a second time, to the bigwigs who have idiots like you now frothing at the mouth.

Now you know what a racehorse feels like when being whipped, agree?

Although it is sumwhat insulting to suggest you have anything in common with such an incredible b
reed, agree?

Now go out and have a wonderful day and don’t forget to, breath in to the count of 5, all through the nose, and then breath out to the count of 5 also all through the nose, when doing your
Pilates.

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser




Ps - Poli, Devin and I r still on the line and should you wish to join in just call Devin 970-669-3050 ext 2527 since Poli’s telephone system is all maxed out. Devin says he will be around till late this evening. Poli just telling us about his new girlfriend who is into "brown fields" blah
bla



[1] Chase Brass Industries would eventually be sold its share price moving from around $7 to almost $15 per share, Perfect Storm II on the www.footsak.com website, playing quite a role, timing as opposed to luck, is everything, getting into position right at the start, from minute one, everything, and nothing if you have no sense of spirituality.

[2] And now we own the domain name www.real-tycheck.com