From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2003 2:37 PM
To: Michael Moore – Bowling For Columbine
Cc: rest
Subject: Follow up - "When the dialogue becomes too monologues it is the begiinning of the end" [sic] or [non-sic]?

 

 

Attention: Michael “Give me more room” Moore

 

 

Mr. Moore, earlier today I directed to an email to your website editor with enough common sense to copy you on this rather important communication.

 

For sum reason there appears to be a problem with how the E-mail is loading up on my NextraterresTrial.com pdf website directory. Perhaps though, it will correct itself, in time.

 

As I mentioned in that email I had yet to hear what it was that you had to say on Oscar night and just this very moment, 2 PM PST got done seeing your reenactment on the flip side of the DVD that I rented last night from Blockbuster and of course once you get a better sense of who I am and how I go about watching folks who play it “fast & loose” who act one minute like they have their “shit together” and then think they are capable of jumping over the moon, i.e. watch out for bloc-buster.com, in other words do you feel the runs coming on?

 

Also copied on that email to Mr. Schankula was a former president of a division of Simon and Schuster that at the peak of the media buying frenzy during the late 1980s was interested in buying Insurance Marketing Services Inc; Blockbuster, I believe is still part of Mr. Summerstone’s media empire.

 

As I have mentioned once before, Glen Shapiro wouldn’t have been in the least bit surprised that although I “ran” IMS for sum 5 years never once did I read a single publication we put out for the simple reason I trusted my incredibly competent staff of writers; so is there anyone else in your organization keeping your oversized ego in check or do you simply rely on your fat for insulation?

 

Your attack on President Bush referring to him as a “fictitious” President and how you later make the point how great this country is, that we can all “agree to disagree” being able to “express ourselves” seems to fly in the face of the entire point of your movie Bowling for Columbine, that there is something seriously wrong with the way we communicate, that perhaps most if not all the fault with our “quick gun fix” can be placed on the media which is anything but democratic, i.e. it is common knowledge these days that unless you are brain dead you should be able to remember up to seven things when placed in front of you so go ahead genius and name the multi-national conglomerates that control the airwaves; you may in fact be a bigger idiot than Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown, agree?

 

And make no mistake, buster, just like anyone pathological, even you will on occasion tell the truth, i.e. the only reason the media keep you on the ballot, i.e. able to enter a contestant show like the Oscars is because you very much represent the status quo, of the ruling elite, the same people you make fun of, i.e. you are no different to those clowns who applaud you, as in “monkey see, monkey do” nothing like being a part of a three ringed circus?

 

It is time for you to stop “looking back” and begin to get real, beginning with getting your fat ass over here to southern California where I will give you the biggest workout imaginable. I will test your mettle like no one else on this fricken planet and if you want to also go shooting in a pistol range I will be happy to entertain you with my skills and knowledge of what it means to really “take aim” but don’t forget to bring your cameraman along at least for the ride to c whether you can take it as well as you give it.

 

So when last did you have a homosexual fantasy, my thinking that I should give u a bit of a break at this time as I welcome home my incredibly beautiful & talented wife.

 

It is one thing for you to take on the likes of Moses, i.e. Charlton Heston who was clearly entering the final stages of senility and no doubt his racism came through “loud & clear” but lets see you take on The Pisser, even my dog, Pypeetoe will run circles around you and then sum.

 

It is the likes of you who do so well at parsing the English language, playing the “good cop, bad cop” role catching mental midgets off guard, so come on down Mr. 500 pound hairy gorilla and lets get down dirty.

 

I will show you the “smoking gun evidence” of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party, those responsible for masterminding and executing the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections last November with the help and support of non other than those pre-French revolution relics, namely the French water conglomerate Vivendi and then we will see how evenhanded you really are, so good at pointing a finger at United States foreign policy, so intoxicated with yourself that you failed to mention, as best I recall, anything about the dirty hands of the French and their legions perhaps going back in time before your “selective memory” kicked in; so go ahead, gargle down some French burgundy wine, better yet get one of your big spending liberal supporters to charter you a plane to my Bed & Breakfast Café in Minehead, England and try breathing in the fresh air over at Burgundy Chapel in an effort to clean out your dirty mouth; I just can’t wait to throw sum questions at your producer wife, do you have her now hogtied”?

 

And make sure you take a bath before coming out here given the fact that if Mr. George W. Bush knew about what was going on here he may very well take some radical steps in making certain for starters that the other “lower basin States” get their “fair share” nothing quite like leaving the White House with everything but the kitchen sink, and then having Mr. Rumsfeld chop off a few bigoted heads, bringing back forces from places as far away as Iraq to contend with our domestic terrorists in the form of former President Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton’s current business partner Mr. Ron Burkle and his yoyos over at the Wetherly Capital Group.

 

You don’t think it might have been helpful to stress a lit bit more in your “fiction-non-fiction” documentary that when we have a president such as Bill Clinton lying through his teeth that the impact on the children who know perfectly well that the world today is in greater danger of imploding than at any time in living history given the fact that bombs of mass destruction can be carried in suitcases, that there is no such thing as a generation gap but simply a credibility gap, one generation after the next repeating the same old mistakes, that it all boils down to never zero toleration when it comes to lying, period?

 

And remember buster the Supreme Court of the United States of America decided in the end that George W. Bush was to sit in the most powerful seat on the planet and not thank G-D some board that would be idiotic enough to have someone such as yourself, filling in, so full of himself who clearly consumes enough to feed possibly half the planet, i.e. how many times do you go the toilet each day after consuming how many pigs, so when last did you check out the board of the California Coastal Commission?

 

Nothing pisses me off than a fat, ready to be waxed wolf clothed in sheep cloth; what do think of confession, you miserable specimen?

 

Being born and raised in country like South Africa I can see overt racism a mile away and deal with it accordingly, but those such as yourself who dress like a farmer and in many ways speak like one, you know, the “good ole boy” routine but back at the ranch you sit back with your beer and your pizzas galore, fishing rod in the one hand, with your stinking feet up on the sofa, TV turned on and while waiting for your picture to appear you fart your head off and use your other hand to form a bubble without realizing, dim whit, a fart is nothing more than airborne feces, so when last did you take an IQ test?

 

And if you think you can duck this knuckleball, think again. So be a good white wheaty eating boy and give Mr. Devin Standard a call who will reinforce that when I mean business I mean business but again you can contact folks like Mr. George “Give me a break” Hurst Esq. and ask his opinion in terms of how to deal with me, but be advised I continue to copy both the FBI and the San Diego Police Department on my emails and I will let Mr. Hurst explain why.

 

I will also include Devin’s leftist pal from college, David Pollak who you might have come across on TV in the past, Mr. Pollak becoming deafeningly silent since I decided to flush him out, the same with a Mr. King Golden Esq. who is also copied on this email, Mr. Golden I suspect receiving possibly a “better education” than the likes of you as well as Mr. Pollak, Berkeley and the University of Virginia School of Law will do it to you and make no mistake these yoyos come armed with the best the liberal elite can pitch including a buddy of Mr. Golden’s from law school who I once had the opportunity to witness “in the flesh” as he “briefed” the United States Supreme Court on Indian rights.

 

I take my rights and privileges as an American citizen very seriously butt I am not holding my breath waiting for Diana Henriques or a Mr. Jim Gibson, a republican running for the California State Assembly to get back to me, the folks on the far left and those on the far right having a field day with those sandwiched in between, nothing quite like a Dutch Sandwich, agree?

 

I remain, however, optimistic that within the next 72 hours one or more of you will for your own sakes get with the program and do the right thing, let me know if you like sushi and I will reserve the entire restaurant should you and your worshipers show up.

 

Keep your chin up and as my mother says, “Keep Smiling” remembering, The Meek WITH TEETH Shall Inherit The Earth.

 

Take care,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser