Mr. Schankula,

 

I am directing this email to you since you are apparently Michael Moore’s editor that in the event u have spare time on your hands and want to earn sum money “moonlighting” my book Manager Minute One [MM1] needs a good editor, MM1, a takeoff of Ken Blanchard’s One Minute Manager that once read, as opposed to simply being placed on a bookshelf as a rather cheap bookend, could very possibly begin to make the difference between living a fully independent life or that of a co-dependant, the need for “Corporate Cops” as depicted in Bowling For Columbine totally negated, dispensing with the need to gate up one’s residence, and of course one does need to know a thing or tTOo about “the angle of the dangle.”

 

I am loathe to take a cheap shot at anyone knowing full well that for just a couple of bucks there are enough deranged folk out there willing to be hired as “hit men” and of course there are a number of women I know fully capable of being party to a murder or too, the truth the only cure for setting man-woman free, possibly leading to a cure of the common cold, nothing like a breath of fresh air, agree?
 
Sitting on “smoking gun evidence” at the highest levels of our political system may make sum folks a little nervous but once one has mastered the inner workings of the universe you would certainly agree that fear is only for those who are not “good” and like Mr. Moore who comes across as apolitical I have no other agenda other than an implacable pursuit of the truth along with remedies that go well beyond my expression,
 
“Verbal [non sic] remedies 4 solving the problems of the wor.d” [sic].
 
I am someone that has for sum 4 odd decades operated quietly, relatively speaking, comfortable “behind the scenes”, never seeking the limelight but at the same time never once backing down when I see a “spotlight” being pointed in the wrong direction, that the game of life like the game of chess, is all about getting your opponent to play to your advantage.
 
If you were to check me out on The Internet you wouldn’t come across much more at this time than perhaps on the Citicorp website reference to the Perfect Storm II article I penned a few years back on the www.footsak.com website that helped prove at least to my satisfaction that giving someone a “kick in the rear end” in order for them to get “off the dime” didn’t require having to go the lawsuit route where depending “on the tide” one could lose one’s shirt, the word “Footsak” South African slang for “piss off”.
 
And then there is the New York Law Journal pointing you to the opinion of Judge Jack Weinstein, a rather famous “defense oriented judge” crediting me with helping him make the very tough decision of reversing a landmark multi-million jury award in his own courtroom that was seen by the likes of the Wall Street Journal as “opening up the floodgates” to repetitive stress injury litigation, part of which you can read about below:
 
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
 
PATRICIA GERESSY and PATRICIA GERESSY
AS ADMINISTRATRIX OF THE ESTATE OF 
THOMAS A. GERESSY,  JEANNETTE ROTOLO 
and JOHN WILLIAM ROTOLO, and JILL M. JACKSON 
and THOMAS M. FARRELL, 
 
Plaintiffs,
 
- against - 
 
 
DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION,
 

Defendant.

….

Excerpt

2. Application of Law to Facts

 

National publicity followed the announcement of the jury verdict in December of 1996. See, e.g., Diana B. Henriques, Big Jury Award in Injury Case Over Keyboards, N.Y. Times, December 10, 1996, at D1; Jon Auerbach and Laura Johannes, Digital Equipment Loses Verdict on Carpal Tunnel, Wall St. J., Dec. 10, 1996, at B4. The news of Ms. Geressy’s nearly $5.3 million verdict against defendant reached Gary S. Gevisser, Chief Executive Officer of Sunmed, Inc. (formerly known as Injury Evaluation Consultants (IEC)) in Las Vegas, Nevada. The information struck Mr. Gevisser as particularly noteworthy because, before the litigation had been commenced, doctors from his company had examined Ms. Geressy, prepared a medical evaluation on her condition for The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey (the IEC Report) and, contrary to the jury finding at trial, had determined that her ill health was unrelated to her work. See Affidavit of Kenneth J. King, sworn to March 25, 1997 ¶¶ 10, 11, Exhibit A (King Affidavit). Mr. Gevisser contacted Digital Equipment Corporation to explain his knowledge of the Geressy case and his company’s own information regarding Ms. Geressy. See King Affidavit ¶ 11. Defendant then subpoenaed the IEC Report and filed the instant motion for a new trial based on discovery of this evidence.

 

 

As u can see Diana Henriques of the New York Times is copied on this email but for sum reason she has chosen to ignore an offer from me to provide her with an advance copy of Part 8 of my 8 part mini series that once in the hands of telemarketers who used to work with me over at Insurance Marketing Services Inc, [IMS] you can bet your bottom dollar no one in their right mind would be so quick as to make their next insurance premium payment, on time, nothing quite like “the check is in the mail.”

 

Timing makes all the difference, Einstein so very close to working out a Unified Theory 4 The Inner Workings Of The Universe, Special Relativity just a “shadow” of “difference” with Pythagoras Right Angle Triangle Theorem; Pythagoras being a whole lot more centered having surrounded himself with a handful of “good women” never wasting time consuming energy pondering things like the square root of negative one which is “part & parcel” of artificial light, making the most of natural sunlight, cutting to the meat of the matter better than anyone in recorded history when declaring, Number is the essence of all things, good or evil, allowing him to get a restful night sleep.

 

In the end, everything & nothing adds up, the numbers though never lie, that until we put an end to the biggest numbers racket going on for at least the past 200 years we don’t have a hope in hell in putting a dent in the overpopulation crisis; hell as you know existing only here on earth where there is so much noise interfering with most people’s ability to think straight.

 

It is possible that an attorney-colleague of mine dropped the equivalent of “a nuclear bomb” in the lap of Senator John Kerry this past Friday evening which could result in one of two things, either an immediate call for President Bush to suspend trading of public companies or a run on the stock markets around the world unprecedented in the annals of the financial markets, recalling that the fundamentals of the economy in 1907 were significantly worse than in 1927; one man though, J.P. Morgan saved the day but didn’t have much sway during the roaring twenties, and then it would take possible one no more than one, possibly two nanoseconds for the real estate bubble, predominantly on the beltways of the United States, to burst and with it will come the biggest “bust up” unimaginable unless of course one were able to imagine things at the time of the Great Flood.

 

Suffice to say if Mr. Moore is who he appears to be on camera and I have yet to see how he appeared on Oscar night, I would think he would make “Hey while the sun shines” [sic].

 

I saw Bowling for Columbine for the first time last night and was quite impressed with his evenhandedness although I think he could have been more current with the political events in places like Peru during the roaring nineties when “Mr. Fumigator” [sic] cleaned up under the ever watchful yet roaming eye of President William “Wallpaper” Clinton be4 finding a safe haven in Tokyo harbor.

 

I can be reached at 1-858-735-6398 and I see no reason why you or Mr. Moore don’t at least try giving Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. a call at 1-619-238-1333 and should Joseph, one of his many colorful and “multi-talented” assistants answer the phone just say,

 

“The Pisser thought it appropriate that I hear from the ‘hound dog’s mouth’ whether or not Senator Kerry needed a respirator by the time the 4th bottle of champagne had been ‘uncorked’.”

 

Sincerely yours,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser

 

 

Ps – copied on this email is a representative sampling of the world’s population which includes a handful of detractors, Professor Aaron “Fatso” [sic] Brown earlier today receiving another knuckleball, into his 19th odd hour in a “head to head” battle with his demons.

 

And of course you will notice Professor “Genius” Brown takes no offense at being called fat since even this idiot professor is capable of logical reasoning, at times, comfortable with his weight or simply accepting the handicap of his DNA not perfectly aligned, why else would one consume like a pig, Marilyn Manson, the rocker, saying it best, “…media…campaign of fear and consumption… the whole idea, keep everyone afraid and they will consume…” my recalling Mr. Moore being most agreeable on this rather poignant point.

 

Professor Brown, a Professor of Finance at the Yeshiva University in New York City and co-founder of the floundering eRaider.com website to mention little of their “road kill” investment fund, has like attorney George “no skin in the game” Hurst and his client Dr. JBS et al, witnessed first hand how implacable I am when I encounter patterns of bad behavior, slow to draw, hate the sight of blood, but rather quick on my feet when I c a “fast & loose” situation, although I rarely played rugby in the “loose forward” positions, i.e. flank or 8th man, knowing tho, a thing or to about how to respond to fast balls thrown at or near head, having this thing about scoundrels who have allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning.

 

In a nutshell, I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork.

 

With all that said, if u want a balanced version of events why not communicate with Devin Standard, a business partner as well as co-executor of my estate; his father, Kenneth Standard Esq. the current President of the New York Bar Association, trying to keep a lid on the likes of Bob Kaplan Esq., a former Justice Department bigwig who along with Mr. Krinsk was lead-counsel in getting a rather important SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit] filed in the “nick of time” thanks in no small measure to yours truly, not that we should ever forget the “selective” 1,000 gorilla lawfirm of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach who have yet to feel the full impact of my knockout punch, my ability to outthink these pitiful specimens tempered by my love of life, a fundamental belief in G-D and continuing to want to have great sex with my beloved wife who is very much in control although her former at least twice divorced ex-husband, Dr. JBS, can only pretend at this moment in time that he’s in charge which reminds me I need to get on “the whistle” to a Mr. Walter, vice president of Citicorp Credit Card division.