From: Gary S.
Gevisser
Sent:
To: Kuku
Subject: Hey
I haven’t heard from you in a while, what is
happening? How is the stor.
doing?
A neighbor of mine just passed away while visiting
When I saw him on the day he was leaving he was
happier and looked better than ever before. Although I have known him for 2
years almost to the day I only found out that he was dying just a couple of
weeks before he left on his recent trip which was several weeks back; I have
simply lost track of time as I have been out and about “conquering”
new worlds, at least hoping that if I do right God will allow me to explore New
Worlds with other folks who have not just been doing the right thing but
helping others in the process. No one comes more to mind than you.
I really do have something special going with NextraTerrestrial. All one has to do is look at the number of hits per day per person who knows about what I am doing to know that we are truly on track to be the number one website on the planet.
Being number one has never been important to me. The
most important thing has been my integrity and my good name. I came pretty
close to losing it some weeks back, October 24th
to be precise. I have that all pretty much behind me although I plan to end all
wars by now going to “war” on
several fronts, playing a game that I know pretty well although I have to
expect to lose something in the process.
I win at the game of chess because I can calculate
all the odds the minute the game begins willing to give up my queen if
necessary which most folks guard as though it was theirs to begin with, then
falling apart[1]
forgetting how it was the pawns who were the ones to make the first moves,
sacrificing themselves in the process[2].
I have only lost when not figuring out the
opportunity cost of losing one who knows only how to move one step at a time
careful not to step on anyone’s toes[3].
My dog, Pypeetoe, which Mr. “Circle” K calls Tippytoe is not
one to “stand
still” but he has come close on several occasions to losing more than
his toes. I had his testicles chopped off but now he seems intent on making
love to everyone.
We don’t really own anything of value just the
things we are lucky enough to be “loaned”
during the course of a lifetime.
Time stands still only for those who don’t
quite get with the program. I hope in the course of the next two weeks to have
a few more pieces in place in order to play out the “chess game” of
chess games but there cannot be guarantees that I will succeed, certainly I
cannot do it alone. Most importantly I don’t have a queen to lose. I am
going to be relying on my pawns, those who have waited a lifetime often just
hiding out in the bushes.
It takes, however, someone with a brush as well as
pen to paint things picture
perfect. Time soon to ink
my final will although I hope to defy Mr. “Circle” K’s
odds of “1
in 4” of me seeing out this Xmess.
I have entrusted my estate to Devin Standard[4]
with counseling from Mr. K who one day we will all 4 meet, hopefully sometime
soon. No doubt I still need a lot of editorial help but I think you would agree
I am making some
progress. Sum think my “number system” is a bunch of
“gobbledygook” but if it can help the youth who can compute better
than most, most that is who haven’t been told they are “no good at math” and
it will help them measure their words while holding the rest of the folks in
check then how can I be faulted for trying to make a good impression?
It is all about impressions, and how we often fail
to impress the ones who know us best who would prefer we simply stick
to our knitting and make a sweater or tTOo
in the process. The fact is most of us have more than what we need to survive
right now and I am quite certain there isn’t all that much time left in
order for things to be turned around.
I am hoping to impress upon Devin’s dad who is
coming out for Xmas that he should get behind Devin running for the presidency
or at least the vice-presidency. His father was recently named the president of
the New York Bar Association, a bar above the rest when one considers there are
some 68,000 lawyers he is going to not only have to keep in check but who will
unleash their writs along with a combination of rights in remembering that none
of them are above the law, that the rule of law is not only about protecting
the rich, common law practice,
a point I hope to drive home as the insurance house of cards gets ready to
tumble.
I would prefer not to tangle with giants or tilt windmills[5]
but there seems to be little choice of bringing to an end man-made-wars unless
we all heave together and start making a firestorm of our own, causing somewhat
of a firebreak, backbreaking no doubt along the way; the road though to hell
should at least be paved, and with enough sign posts for those hell bent on
getting their first and of course my dog will pee on them tTOo.
It is all in the breeding to mention little
of the 3Rs, referrals,
renewals and relatives. Few understand how to articulate the business of
insurance as well as you although I doubt you are ready to take the helm at AIG[6]
and then some.
Choice is also important but not as important as
telling the truth and paying for our sins and there is little worse than simply
being in debt, morally corrupt to boot.
In a nutshell, the markets are all on the verge of
collapse. There is simply no more trust left which is the cornerstone of the
“risk
market” and I have now gauged there is little time to waste as the
rot creeps ever so close…
In the weeks and days ahead I hope to make a little
progress without incurring any more debt but the nature of what I am doing also
involves having to bring attention to the problems of the world that have a lot
to do with making each one of us accountable. I do have quite a few assets
stashed away that only time will tell how valuable they are. In the meantime
though I don’t plan to sell any of it. In the event though I take a slip
or a fall you can count on…
Time though to end on a positive note.
Love,
Ps – let me know what you think of Zquestion
as well as some of my “out takes” on a recent Revlon
deposition where Mr. “Circle
K” performed miracles.
[1] The part that most folks forget is that when the queen is taken, she is simply “sidelined,” resting, storing her energies to light up the night sky when push comes to shove and it becomes a horse race to the end as the Kings are defeated. Horses for courses but you have to be able to handle the Big Dipper.
[2] By flipping things around one can start a game of backgammon where LUK has one moving from left to right and back again each time improving the odds of success.
[3] . Practice does make perfect although it is better learning from other peoples’ mistakes, always aware of who is doing the buttering and who is guiding the children to make bread, breaking out in dance as we fill the baskets from dawn until dusk, mindful of those who usurp their small authority, whose contribution to humanity is simply to break wind.
[5] Soon we will begin framing the right questions to the lawyers who handled my dear friend, Anne L. Millers, estate.
[6] Unlike
Warren “Bail me Out”
Buffet who felt the need to broadcast his “…50 year” nonsense
all over the world, Hank Greenberg of AIG simply went to Washington with an
understated bottom line play with brilliance to boot, realizing that being
“short” has
its benefits to mention little of keeping things
brief and not attracting more anti-Semitic pogroms,
another form of legalized government gambling with Jewish people often the
scapegoats as the Kings and Queens head for the hills having taken their cut of
the quarters from the slot machines not much different to the way the mafia
works although the mafia, most would agree, help keep the streets clean even
though the horses are mostly now kept in STABLEs and folks
bolting out to eat delighting in
courses that
bloat the odds of any of us surviving to mention little of those members of the
mafia-media involved in selling snow to Wall Streeters who in turn snow the
momworker63s, orphans,
widows and pensioners.
Quite a merry-go-round God created which brings to
mind one of my very first questions to him when we next visit,
“Why didn’t you simply leave us up
in the swings, branching from the trees unless of course you hoped the prickly
bushes and thorns would keep us on the write path?” [sic]
What I heard third hand was Mr. “Tank” Hank
Greenberg whispering the following in President Bush’s ear:
“We'll not hold to our exclusions now, i.e. we
will pay claims for the losses of 9-11 and forgo the literal interpretation of
our terrorism and war exclusions hoping that the government will in good faith
foster some type of financial remedy to help allow commercial cover to exist in
the future where non exists now to pay for such catastrophic events which could never be adequately
contemplated actuarially in rate or premium, i.e. impossible to fund in
premiums since the premium would out strip buyers ability to pay. Such a
government sponsored pogrom would be similar in fashion to that which
is provided by the FEMA national flood program.
In a nutshell Mr. President, being raised Jewish I have to be much
more careful than like a goy like Warren “BO” Buffet who has the media eating out of his stinky
lap although his “girl toy” Mrs. Katharine Graham, formerly
chairman of the Washington Post can’t exactly serve him all that well
buried 6 feet under, TOES to boot. He and I though are both sucking wind having bitten off more than we
can chew, pussies to boot.
You have to understand Mr. President even though you
went to business school and by now you tTOo have been schooled in Bottoms Up
Schooling you need to appreciate
that CAT cover is not exactly for
the feint hearted although one can become the second richest person in the
planet by putting on a happy face telling lie after lie much in line with
what Hitler accomplished with his understanding of human nature that “The great
masses of people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than a small
lie” which equates pretty well with Buffet’s favorite expression,
“You pay a very high price for cheery consensus” while socking it
to the masses with his masterful joke of the 21st Century which is
more than a stroke of luck although when I first heard him saying it I thought
he’d had a stroke.
Buffet’s genius is
that he like Hitler almost got away with it without having to co-opt 100
million co-conspirators were it not for Mr. Gevisser who while at
the summit of Machu
Picchu heard the cries of other
momworker63s after
managing to get over the top of Dead
Woman’s pass without his significant
other getting blown over by hurricane winds which
had she been wearing a skirt would have enabled Mr. Gevisser to market on
his websites not only posters superior to that of Marilyn Monroe but some would
have believed the one woman of his dreams could in fact fly, the math wizard
that she is. God only knows what I would do to have her working for me right
now as my actuarial staff bury their heads up my arse.
An enlightened Mr. Gevisser
no doubt intends to blind Mr. Buffet and Co with kindness
assuming Buffet gets with the program and resigns as chairman of the board of
‘Berkshire Giveaway’ an organization that cannot be construed as
anything short of the largest terrorist organization in the world second only
to the French aristocracy, Vivendi to boot.
At a minimum Mr.
Buffet’s declaration, ‘There is
the certainty of a nuclear and/or biological attack on one of our major cities
in the United States between the next 10 minutes butt less than
50 years’ invites terrorist groups on to our shores and why
you should consider seriously having that square head who runs your new
department for all out of workers setting up their Homeland Security offices
right across from Buffet’s house with eavesdropping equipment where they
can really get in tune with how the world is really run although my
understanding is that folks like Eminem and Offspring have managed to attract
more than just our firstborns.
Now I am not suggesting you
shut down Warren’s bucket shop operation for it will only contribute to
“square jaw” having to hire more and really when you come to think
of it if you tag the biggest rotten fish out there you might send a message to
all the other wannabee barracudas that you really are getting serious in this
war on terror allowing me, however, enough time to make a beeline for the
hills. Recognize also that Buffet may in fact be doing a good service for this
country by attracting more competition leading to a healthier competitive
market where we end up with each one of these terrorist groups going to war
with each other. Instead of hot dog stands on each corner we would have more
fish stands with slogans like fish eat fish replacing dog
eat dog.
My overriding concern,
however, is that Buffet’s blabbering is giving all of us trying to make
an honest living, jets to boot, quite a black mark to mention little of what
might become of our eyes once the masses around the world get wind of our
hypocrisy, and how we pretty much
operate in the dark, wishy washy as we point to the sky while looking at our
belly buttons hoping for a sign from God as to how gauge risk to mention little
of how many black actuaries Mr. Buffet and I have on staff that could have
Jesse “Give me just one more buck for my
illegitimate daughter” Jackson breathing down our necks, making hypo noises
although it is really his S’s that have me most annoyed, making the case
that I tTOo must be some
sort of racist although I have given, like Ron Burkle to all the wrig.t black causes,
rigged to boot, to mention little of all of us essentially being in the red,
i.e. Mr. President we are all broke and thank God for 9-11 although I guess we
should simply thank the Taliban.
Time, wouldn’t you
agree, for a caucus with my buddy Warren which I understand remains legal
despite dispensing with the Glass Steigel Act that allowed a Jew and gentile to
collude without having to move about under cover of darkness to bust what
remains of peoples’ chops and make off with a steer as we wined
and dined off the world’s riches and if anyone wants to stick it to us
they first should take a look at the biggest aligator out there who co-opted
his son Bill Gates Jnr as his surrogate making him look like even a bigger fool
than what is a direct result of the all the inbreeding amongst us white folk.
Mr. President, you have to
appreciate that you and I and what remains of what was once a big party animal
house are on the same boat… Okay if you
are not into yachting like the former Revlon executive who was co-opted by Mr.
“Capo di Capri” Perelman then please try and understand the horse
riding metaphor. We are right now riding on the coattails of those small
businesses who are the one’s keeping our heads above water and who are growing
impatient each time we wind the clock and go up and down in 6 year cycles,
huffing and puffing about how much we love to help you out during Hurricane
season hoping against all hope to mention little of the scientific evidence to
the contrary that we might be able to flip things indefinitely to the point
that our cashcows become perpetual motion machines. Did you say something about
ad-infinitum or were you
saying I should just make hey while the
shine shines?
69 was a great year but I
doubt you remember it as well as me. Just to help you out though let me have
you read something recently written by a gentleman by the name of Devin
Standard which should bring at least a smile to your face as I continue to
barrage your brain. The not so common folk are not simply getting smarter by
the minute realizing that automatic watches have been around for some time now
they are the ones who know a thing or tTOo about beating
the bushes never to wa.ste
anyone’s time and as much as us big wigs act like we are capable of
making time stand still the advent of the Internet has been chipping away at
our power base, i.e. the confused masses are not simply chomping on power bars
but are chomping on the bit to eat our hides.
Guys like Gary Gevisser have
more power than even that idiot Hewlett at 60 Minutes who like former models of
Mr. Gevisser’s mother, Yvonne Hewlett and Penny Coelen probably consumed
too much sugar after spending so much time with the out of sync polo crowd to
mention little of what you might think of palioanthropoligist Professor Richard
Klein who for all we know continues to excavate in search of a miracle hoping
to avoid Mr. Gevisser’s next knuckleball.
Now, please Mr. President
don’t have me try and explain why AIG declined to underwrite Aspar-tame for that will
likely have you blowing more than a fuse and I take it you still have more
confidence in the person carrying the football then running with it yourself?
Can you imagine though if President Clinton in trying to impress the female
interns got the guy who carries the case containing the codes that would set
the world ablaze having him throw the president with his greasy fingers a pass
that somehow would end up in the hands of the communist Chinese traders who
never sleep except when behind the wheel of their vehicles although perhaps it
was also the Koreans who came visiting with Clinton in those early days when he
sold the White House right from under our noses? Your guess is as good as mine
who Mr. Gevisser dines with these days, for all I know it could be the next
president of the United States.
To cut to the chase requires us
all being a little shrewd and if we are going to want to get the young folks
vote who are sick and tired of us old fogies so focused on crossing our Ts and
dotting our Is so caught up in our bullshit to die the richest in the world, we
are probably going to have to get with the program and be lewd once in awhile.
This world is getting topsy turvy and soon these youngsters who have no hope
given the mess we are mostly responsible for, i.e. we had our chance and blew
it, then they will soon hit the streets and be in neighborhoods dispensing with
the “Please Sir can I have some more” and getting “right down
to business.”
I tell you Mr. President the
more I listen to Eminem the more I think old Marshall there could do a whole
lot better than any of my sons who have now both jumped ship. I don’t
want to put a gun to your head Sir, but if
you don’t play ball and get legislation passed bailing us out we
all end up as dudu long before God decides to stretch out his arm as he places
his feet on top of his desk saying, “Enough is enough, a New World Order
is now called 4” and
throws us a knuckleball that puts us on a trajectory headed directly for the
sun which would provide a big enough stimulus package from all our hot air to
keep the sun going for another odd billion years.
It shouldn’t be hard
for you to imagine what will come of us all when the masses work out that not
only was Jesus Black but like Warren and I also wanted to support the nation in time of
unprecedented tragedy although we will be willing to forgo our legal policy
contract exclusions and indemnify to the best of our ability those who have
suffered loss with the hope and faith that the Federal Government will exercise
a financial response plan similar to that effected for flood victims.
Thank you Mr. President for
being so patient with this
lowly Jew. Just one other thing as your father can attest to, being a former
head of the CIA there is absolutely no truth to the allegations contained on
some fukukta website that refers to,
“Maurice "Hank" Greenberg - The CEO of AIG insurance, manager of the third largest capital investment pool in the world, was floated as a possible CIA Director in 1995. FTW exposed Greenberg's and AIG's long connection to CIA drug trafficking and covert operations in a two-part series that was interrupted just prior to the attacks of September 11. AIG's stock has bounced back remarkably well since the attacks.”
If I was smart enough to be involved in anything along these lines then explain to me how I could end up with two sons who don’t have enough brains to understand that I invented a gravy train that is now headed for a train smash?
Come to think of it Mr.
President perhaps with all the nonsense we have been feeding the world’s
masses these umpteen years maybe our own brains have started to be affected and
perhaps there is some truth to Mr. Gevisser’s findings that there is a
strong correlation between those of us with less intelligence being more
susceptible to degenerative diseases.
I think I have given you Sir
enough for you to chew on for one day. My suggestion is that you contact Mr.
Gevisser directly on his cell phone 1-858-SEL-NEXT or go to his website where
you can send him a personal email. You might even think of contacting the NRCC's
attorney.
I love you Mr. President even though I realize I am
just one big boar and of course I voted for Gore and Lieberman who are not only
opposed to tort reform but took you for a sucker when you embraced their
support of going to war with Sad-Adam.
