From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 12:14 PM
To: BLM

 

Barry hi. Nice to hear from you. Ordinarily I wouldn’t even consider for a flash anything other than what I have on my plate write now.

 

Every so often a well-connected colleague would send me a hyperlink like this http://doody36.home.attbi.com/liberty.htm that I assume is geared toward keeping me focused on fully enjoying what remains of my life and not worrying about what another attorney-colleague of mine believes to be my “1 in 4” chances of seeing this Xmess out alive.

 

I am in fact very much on track to having the number one web site/s on the planet despite quite a few distractions including nearly getting run over by a cement truck and coming as close as it gets to having my name tarnished forever by Marie’s ex-husband who I have now caught fiddling big time.

 

I could have used the word “world” instead of “plan-8” but by now you may have got tired of seeing the hyperlink attached to what I consider to be the problems of the although I don’t really keep track of who I blind copy on some of my emails.

 

Cellulite is a big problem but I contend there may be bigger issues right now although not everyone agrees with me to mention little of my point of view.

 

My one former attorney-PAL, King Golden, who I don’t think you ever met had this big thing about staying off the phat, yet he almost died a few years ago from a heart attack. Actually I don’t think his choice of female partners had anything to do with his condition as he was equally non-selective when it came to his wine and food although he was an expert on home grown Mariana.

 

Everyone has their pet pe-eve and it is a question of finding something that will unite us all. I think I might have that with the water issue and the tables getting lower and lower and by that I mean the average IQ which I believe is mostly a function of conditioning, that we are all pretty much born with the same IQ perhaps no more than 15 standard deviation points apart. I read last night in a National Geographic, although somewhat dated, that kids respond to things in the first half hour after birth.

 

I calculate that there are more than a number of things that take place between that first half hour and the time the bell strikes 3 which is when I first began talking.

 

Despite what the folks in England seem to suggest in their outgoing answering machine message they like all “brainne dead” folks who spent tTOo many years in South Africa are simply not in a position to solve their god’s problems let along the problems of the world. You had to have laughed after reading their book, The Winking Cat, to hear about their sequel detailing why it is now cool to be “phat” as in owning a pet dog.

 

Its been a while since I spoke to the “English trans-plants” who of course I “love” very much but who are simply like most of their generation not-tTOo pimple butt out of touch with what is really happening out there and why folks like Eminem are here to stay. But one must wonder whether they are still very much in love or whether they have come to realize that marriage tTOo is for the birds.

 

It never ceases to amaze me how Jewish people never stop for a moment to think why they continue to go around in circles. One day it is golden calves, then it is dogs and now many are back to believing in tTOo gods and yet they all seem to recite the “shame-ah” just before the plane takes off and lands, never thinking to themselves that lightening could strike at any moment, at any place even on the squash court to mention little of my looking forward to playing golf with you and your dad and my dad of course.

 

I actually find the game rather boring but it is a lot of fun to play with folks who know how to have a good time especially if they have at least one physician and the top cardiologist in the land present.

 

I just wish my dad would stop pointing out the hole just about every time we play. He seems to forget that the first time I actually played the game seriously I scored birdies on the first three holes and because I nearly lost a client in the process I decided it simply wasn’t a worthwhile pursuit no matter how moonch money I could make, the same with boxing.

 

I never like to get boxed in but I really think we would get a lot more younger players interested in the game if we converted the round holes in to squares and triangles much like the way miniature golf is played, and I also think it would attract a lot more good looking shik-sos

 although I have no stats to prove that.

 

No matter how one splices the wor.d your and my ability to attract some of the best looking women in the world without us being the richest tTOo bachelors could end up being a respectable movie assuming either one of us could have influence over our cou-sin Gary Levinson who could be one of those folks that keeps coming back to my website, on average close to 5 times per day for going on the past 3 months and I have yet to change anything, materially speaking that is, just a photo here and there.

 

Now I know you are still happily married but we could overcome that particular hur-I-dle in time of need. I should also point out that neither one of us ever played professional sports which only goes to show how incredibly “luky” we must be.

 

I cannot speak for you but I know for a fact that I am not the best G-ung-Ho-dude on the planet and I doubt even you with all your medical relation-ships would be able to fair that well compared to say someone like Michael Grant.

 

With that said, I am not relying on anyone else to get the word out, butt given the fact that I see you have attached your good name to this cellulite company I am willing to have a quick conversation with the CEO.

 

You would though be doing yourself a favor by letting her know what I am up at www.nextraterrestrial.com; the mission statement pretty much says it all. If she were inclined to be on my email list she would see why in the course of the next several weeks and days there is every possibility of us getting worldwide attention assuming the wether holds out.

 

Barry, that last hyperlink is at the tip of the iceberg in terms of the smoking gun evidence I have that the last gubernatorial elections held in California were rigged.

 

Right now I am holding out pretty god in a rock cabin retreat in the mountains above San Diego. The folks here haven’t had rain in years. Early this morning it started gushing and I had to rush out to get a tarpaulin in order to keep the wood dry.

 

The judge who sent more than a shiver up the spine of Marie’s ex empowered Marie with custody of my gun which is now still secured with a safety lock an arms throw away from me in the cabin. Even if there were to be a “break and entry” I doubt I would use it.

 

And just to let you know the dog is not allowed in our bed. That photo was taken when I first came up here looking for this most special spot. Now even “if” I had the combination down to the trigger-safety-lock I would still need bullets although as I told Marie it could bee-string used as a hammer. There is, however, very little needing to be fixed up although Marie has done already quite an amazing job with getting the décor straight.

 

Write now I prefer to keep things simple and to seek my piece by going the old fashion way, word of mouth, which reminds me that I don’t remember seeing anything on the management of the company on the website.

 

I happen to subscribe to the notion that everything is in the circulation and most importantly how we circulate in the write company.

 

I would like to get your take on my “interaction” with Professor Kelly and Price, albeit a deafening silence. Given my ability to respond to fast balls thrown at or near head dealing with silence is golden, never to forget the man King who had hoped to one day be king.

 

Write now my e-mail to the folks from the Fox Network back in July says it all although there is more to come including seeing how ex-President Clinton responds to the follow up knuckleball to the folks at Wetherly Capital.

 

In a nutshell, if your folks are looking to the stock market as an exit strategy I am not the person to talk you. In fact I could end up being their worst nightmare if it turns out that they go the way of most management of publicly traded companies, i.e. play things fast and loose.

 

In other words, not even Warren “BO” Buffet is safe, although he can be assured of fair-fart hearing at our website.

 

One other thing, before I left yesterday to come up to the rock cabin I swung by The Cave and found a dead bird on my doorstep.

 

Although I am not superstitious I do pay attention to wild life and thank God there is almost no possibility right now of a wild fire burning down the place.

 

On the other hand I do have problems at times getting the fireplace started and of course you know us Gevissers when it comes to fires. Curtains away!

 

Gary

 

Ps – since I see nothing confidential in this communication I don’t think you would mind if I used this opportunity to communicate with the rest of the m-ash-potatoes. Neil in particular has a couple of clients that might be interested, not in using the product, since many of them, at least those on the upper east end of Madhattan suffer mostly from anorexia but nevertheless have money to burn. Remember, the smart money has left the market and has no idea really what to do with it.

 

Someone like George Soros has to be sitting on spilkas[1] right now to mention little of my South African buddies who remain in South Africa hop-ing the next flood gets me first to mention in passing I own Nsoros.com[2].

 

Can you imagine the impact I will have once I get the word out that I have found a methodology that proves beyond a shadow of doubt that ordinary folks an resolve their conflicts without the help of people like George Soros who have little or nothing to gain by a peaceful world?

 

Stay tuned to just a couple more of my emails before I unload the “smoking gun evidence” that should send the world rocking including an email to a guy by the name of Norman Lazarus who has asked me twice to remove his name from my email list.

 

He may not mean much to you but our step-grandmother, Jenny Gevisser, has-id a niece who was married to Norman’s uncle who was “The Capo” that kept us all in check including our parents although over dinner he was simply referred to as The Pig.

 

I, though, have the check mate move and if for any reason I cannot execute I am confident the executor of my estate Devin Standard can deliver the message, perhaps more eloquently, certainly it will be brief[3].

 

 


From: BLM
Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 9:24 PM
To: gevisser@pacbell.net
Subject: (no subject)

 

Hi Gary. I saw your Dad in CT and spent several evenings with him shortly
after he moved back to his flat. He looked remarkably well for what he has
had to endure. Leizer is still in CT and visiting with him.
On a different note, do you have any interest in helping (Fund, Promote,
Participate etc) in a fledgling but exciting new venture that is a startup
Cosmaceutical Company with products directed at the aging B Boomer Females
who are "cellulite challenged".
Take a look at the web site www...issing.com and tell me what you think. If
you are interested I will put you in touch with the CEO who is virtually the
only owner except for some  minor shareholders  details of which are in the
prospectus that I am sure she would be happy to send you.
Hi to Marie.
Keep well, Barry



[1] Spilkas is Yiddish for walking on egg shells. Soros should now be required to more than “kiss the asses” of the momworker63s who don’t even have the energy to make love “doggy style” since he parted with their lifesavings, i.e. time to part his hair beginning with giving him a haircut and then have him thrown in to prison where he probably would be treated like a queen. At a minimum the Nsoros.com crew will be drawing the lines in the sand for what it takes for folks like George Soros to understand graphically what we mean when we say “Footsak” cartoons to boot.

[2] “Soros” is Yiddish for “trouble” hence we should “eNd soros” by starting to “kick in the rear” those who have been the biggest grabbers in the world by now having the women who have been on the receiving end since time in memorial now hang on to the chops, nests to boot while making the “Finagle Kings” who have stolen not simply millions but billions begin paying through the nose, creating a new form of roaming circus that tours the world educating kids on why some men and just a few out of control women deserve to be caged and for the animals to roam free.

[3] There is hop-e for the executor of my estate Devin Standard whose father, Kennith G. Standard, was just appointed president of the NYS Bar, 60,000 lawyers to beat.