Margaret hello, sorry about the last email from me that contained nothing more than this “=-” in my reply tu your email below.

 

I simply cannot explain it at this time altho I may have been working on tHis,

 

And certainly I am not about tu blame one of the kids, hi Money Talks,

 

Or

 

4 that matter, poor, poor, Pypeetoe.

 

Margaret, what do u think, is this Bonnie, the thief, who killed the snake protecting the last of the Love That Pink lipstick in my Mini Cooper S

 

Or

 

Another stupid fag, bad ad?

 

No strike that.

 

Or

 

Another bag, fad, ad?

 

I had Marie moaning the other day be4 I left the beach house leaving her tu deal with the management company tasked with providing us “quiet enjoyment”, the Chinese water treatment an even slower death than a rattlesnake bite, sum 30 minutes or less if left untreated, our rock cabin quite the spot tu get away from the distractions of modern day living.

 

Today being Marie’s birthday has me on the move rather early, a half hour

 

Or

 

So ago positing this message on the Stratos Lightwave Yahoo message board and it will be interesting tu c what impact it will have on the number of hits today, if any, written in rather quick time, my being very mindful of my adversaries at this time who I suspect have yet tu enjoy the expanding “spotlight” placed on them.

 

Just a matter of a moment

 

Or

 

Too be4 Michael Steinhardt’s former stock broker, Martha Stewart, hears Marie’s take on what becomes of those who in their quest tu scale the ladder get their short-hairs caught often ending up in sumone’s pudding, surely not part of her “recipes”, interesting tu c if when in jail they make her work in the kitchen wearing sum sort of netting which wouldn’t u agree should be standard operating procedure in a medical emergency room particularly when it comes tu providing Marie’s former husband, The Sperm Donor, with his so sought after frontal lobotomy?

 

I have good reason tu believe that Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman’s attorneys, the boys-gals from "Scatten Apes" [sic] have already informed Martha of my wife’s so poetic words my having taken not much of a poetic license, Martha Stewart, tu the best of my knowledge remains a director of Revlon Corporation’s illustrious board, its chairman, The Finagle King, incredibly still standing?

 

What do u make of “still water” other than the obvious which is that it provides each and every one of us a moment

 

Or

 

Too tu reflect, agree?

 

Ever try skimming a stone between one’s legs over a perfectly flat river bed, let me know what u c bearing in mind not tu go overboard on each and every one of my physics experiments, remembering I am only now just getting started since I really had very little formal math and science education, tu speak of.

 

I just can’t wait 4 u tu experience tho sum of the stuff that goes thru my head when u get on the back of my “one of a kind” Ducati ST4s, u know doubt coming tu grips with the synergy between Marie and I that 4 sum reason keeps her in far better physical shape then me?

 

And, naturally, if a freckle on my body were tu discolor then why shouldn’t she fall “under a cloud of suspicion” not tu forget her good friend Darlene Katz, hi Darlene.

 

In time I will post up the follow ups tu those Next Symposiums directed principally tu Tom Brecht who I understand is the General Manager of Brecht BMW where I purchased my Mini Cooper S as well as David Berman the son-in-law of the most out of control “Hedge Fund” manager in the history of Wall Street, u will c that Michael Steinhardt’s name has been added tu my list of adversaries while removing a “+”.

 

Right now I have this okay shot of Marie taken on the deck of our upstairs bedroom in the beach house that has become the centerpiece of attention, u wouldn’t happen to know of a good source 4 telescopes?

 

So u want tu know exactly the look on Marie’s face when I presented her with the terrific shots I took of her in bed holding the Love That Pink lipstick with the gun bag just below her partially exposed left breast with the gun ordered by Judge Hendrix, a San Diego Superior Court Judge, tu remain in her possession, the barrel of the gun no more than 24 inches, from her lower lip, unloaded, the gun that is?

 

Well that is the point of contention that had me pulling out all stops tu convince her “otherweiss” [sic] both of us knowing, however, that such a photograph would be used by The Sperm Donor who u know while pulling out his hair is possibly latching on tu strings, u know of course about “latchkey kids”, trying tu work out String Theory thinking possibly this might impress our maker, his mind, however, all butt rot, all of course of his own making, not quite as rotten tho, should the too of them face up once again in court, agree?

 

The next time could result in him being criminally indicted, i.e. arrested on the spot unless of course he decides tu unleash his passive aggressiveness by killing himself

 

And/Or

 

Marie,

 

And/Or

 

One

 

And/Or

 

Both kids?

 

C, why even bother with me, agree?

 

Him thinking, if such an activity is even possible 4 this incredibly poor specimen, that by committing suicide he would gain control of the kids by leaving them his ill-gotten gains, over my dead body, since no later than by the time Danielle turns 16, she now 14 years of age, less than 18 months from now, I

 

And/Or

 

The executors of my estate assuming they r still with us, i.e. r judged to be mentally competent, will inform both kids not only of my disdain 4 their Sperm Donor along with all the absolute garbage he and his associates vomited out publicly butt, more importantly, how I would personally frown upon them if they were tu use more than one single fricken penny of what they inherit from this bastard 4 their own personal use, i.e. that immediately upon receipt of any and all monies they should think very seriously about donating such proceeds tu a worthy cause that I

 

And/Or

 

The executors of my estate have deemed to be in “good standing”, i.e. have met my stringent standards of “due diligence.”

 

So you c I can spell things out correctly when need be, perhaps not as well as Marie whether it be in private communications with me

 

Or

 

When socking it to Then Sperm Donor all the way to the Supreme Court of the United States, if necessary.

 

In the interests of full disclosure let me add assuming u have not already heard, Marie got her very first speeding ticket last week when leaving Sebastian Capella’s art studio and since she wasn’t arrested I suspect that the dissertation I provided on her behalf as it pertained tu her dog, Maggie, being unleashed while in my custody was acceptable tu the court?

 

Her moving violation now means that Marie will be forced 4 the very first time tu access The Internet on her own, the patrol officer who could have been Devin Standard, the co-executor of my estate dressed “in drag”, possibly telling Marie,

 

“We r not in as bad a shape financially as the Del Mar Hills Elementary School who like all public schools in California, instead of leashing, no, not lynching the former Governor, chose tu ‘hunker down’ now soliciting monies tu keep their mostly day care centers operating, allowing u, there4, tu attend Traffic School on line, the charge being rather miniscule when compared tu how much it would cost u if u were tu simply pay the fine 4 having violated the law, your driving 45 MPH in a 30 MPH zone although in my opinion not as outrageous as your first husband et al filing a criminal complaint against The Rattlesnake that was materially false and grossly misleading but then again u could have been zoning out as suggested by The Rattlesnake in a previous missive, point being u could take your chances in court having The Rattlesnake do what he does best, get those who usurp their limited authority tu do nothing short of stand still” [sic]?

 

Why Marie failed tu give this wonderful patrol officer who I assume was male one of my Nextraterrestrial business cards is quite pitiful, altho she didn’t need tu go overboard and give out 4 cards 4 every pocket I count on the person I am interacting with, no need tu be reckless, certainly if in a wreck, such behavior could be used by your insurance carrier apportioning what may be more than your fair share of the blame, the arguments I now c being prepared by their attorneys as the insurance companies implode enuf tu make us all cry in addition tu suggesting that such an accident was possibly intended as a new form of motif 4 getting international publicity, hi Graham Kluk, at least that is my opinion, given the lengths, breadths and depths, sum people go tu just tu have “their way”, agree?

 

So now u r thinking of my depravity while all I am trying tu do besides 4 helping save the planet is tu get u more customers to eat your delicious ham, ugh?

 

Butt I love your scones and homemade jam.

 

Sidebar to Graham Kluk: What exactly do u mean by “GET LOST” tu mention little of your choice in responding tu the E-mail I sent David Berman, another of our Carmel College Alumni, as opposed tu the E-mail I sent u that in my opinion is probably accounting 4 about 500 odd thousand more hits per day than usual on the NextraterresTrial.com website?

 

In other words, what in my suggested speech that Professor Abner Weiss should have given tu our Orthodox Jewish congregation on Yom Kippur has u so offended, other than u seeming tu confirm your family’s close proximity tu the disgusting Lazarus clan of Durban North, South Africa, and please let me know just like Marc Mirmer whether this “GET LOST” means u eagerly await being added tu my “DELETE LIST”?

 

And of course thank u 4 being so timely in your last response, one can only imagine how wonderful a dialogue we would have had if I had been so fricken dumb tu have taken u up on your offer suggestion that I should call u, agree?

 

Margaret, it is not so much what one says but what one fails to say that first gets my attention and why I have waited this long in responding to your very important email that had u emailing Marie with the exact same email several days later.

 

Please understand I am elated at the good news, there being every possibility that Mr. JRK Esq. in deciding to go visit with my mother just down the road from u in Wivesliscombe, her and Alan Zulman’s telephone number, UK 1-984-6-24088 was in no small measure motivated by your incredibly stellar results no one in my inner circle at this point seeing any reason in the world why on an annual basis u wouldn’t have sales reaching 100,000 English Pounds Sterling per year, not tu be confused with Earnings Per Share,

 

Or

 

More “in know time” [sic] which is what Mike our neighbor in Minehead and mutual bank manager friend thought was very achievable once we found the right mix of management able tu attract the right crowd with sum change tu spare, not tu be confused with Ms. Dobransky of Washington Mutual who has yet tu respond tu my recent missive lambasting this one other “totally out of control” financial institution?

 

Spare me any more emails without first doing what I had requested in “black and white” although u might argue my emails being as colorful as they r had u blindsided not quite picking up on the urgent need tu use my cell phone that I had left behind this past summer in order 4 u tu call me and give me the “good news” so that I could then hear with my own ears the exact intonation without having tu fire up neurons within my brain trying to imagine how u really felt about your great achievements over the past 4 odd months that the café was up and running in the same way u would had to have heard how Elizabeth Stewart, the mother of the Sperm Donor sounded after Marie hit her with a knuckleball going on a 4tnight ago, again u can access thru this missive all my material going back tu when I first began broadcasting my message of love and forgiveness and the price we all pay at the pump when we begin the hideous process of selective recollection, hi Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff, failing tu confront evil every step of the way.

 

I am on a collection binge like never be4 which brings me to the “trust” factor best illustrated in the email I last sent Kc of the Howard Stern Radio Show a week or so ago that document which I signed one year to the day prior to sending out my Epilogue which called 4 smart minds to prevail preventing the “smart money” having left the stock market sum time ago being used tu “pick apart” the “belly of the beast” leaving momworker63s, widows, widowers, orphans, nincompoops and pensioners out in the cold, my intimate knowledge of “bottom fishing” not exactly what was taught tu me by Mr. Fisher my Hebrew teacher in high-school.

 

Trust is just one component of Love, the other is respect which has tu be earned each and every day, forwards as well as in reverse.

 

G-D-Nature-Speed-Love is in the air.

 

Gary

 

Ps – Not tu forget that tomorrow, Valentines Day is also the anniversary of “us” putting out a Press Release sum 7 years ago that caught the attention of a number of folks perched “high  above” in position tu make “quite a killing.”

 

Never tu mock not even a mocking bird unless they deserve it, agree?

 

And u r certain the “bird” more than simply looks like a bird, it must talk like at least one of us, and then tu be quite certain it means what it says?

 

Time tu leash the poorly behaving humans when all other measures tu bring them “under control” fail bearing in mind that sum 30 days earlier the “top dogs” from AIG’s [American International Group] Mergers & Acquisitions Department came visiting after getting their marching orders from Thomas Tizzio, AIG’s President who in turn got his marching orders from Maurice “Hank” Greenberg who sum 30 days earlier had made the smart decision tu take my call, although full credit should be given tu this “one of a kind’s” very much “on the ball” personal assistant who in addition tu appreciating my sense of humor got with the program ever so quickly realizing how very possibly I could help out her boss, soon tu retire, I might add, the share price meaning pretty much everything in this “money, money, money” crazed society, not everyone tho on this planet including I suspect Mr. Greenberg places the accumulation of wealth above all else, bearing in mind how easy it is tu get “rich quick” as opposed tu having tu earn one stripe at a time like my incredible father each and every day he flew his 71 operations high and low above enemy territory during WWII knocking the crap out of the Nazi bastards, there being no “quick fixes” tu the mess each and every one of us has created no doubt not everyone on this planet as careful as great people such as Bernard Nathan Gevisser and our very good friend Gene who no doubt is helped along by the incredible great spirits of my truly great friend Anne L. Miller who encourages me each and every day tu “Thank G-D 4 little fishes.”

 

AIG is perhaps the most diversified financial institution on planet and once u and others, i.e. et al, realize not only how much money I have “left on the table” that is now adding up in both measurable and immeasurable ways, the likes of Newell Starks, Dennis Stanfill, not tu forget the very very top dogs of Citicorp knowing perfectly well that the $100 billion price tag I have now placed as an “opening bid” on my “one of a kind” SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit] against the most insidious financial institution in the history of “modern corporate warfare” is not only very reasonable but given my “track record” these yoyos fully understand I now have them nothing short of “check mated.”

 

Just a matter of 7 days

 

Or

 

Less be4 my very close colleagues, the group expanding exponentially with each tick of the clock, will own the world insurance market “lock, stock and barrel” and even in the event while heading back say tu Del Mar I happen tu be minding my own business as a patrol officer on the other side of the sickening freeway leading up tu the Viejas Indian Gambling Casino stops say Joe Campos and his marauding Indians nothing more than “Uncle Toms” on their way tu chop off my penis, this aspect of my body possibly bothering these nincompoops more than the “smoking gun evidence” of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party, now no more than 2 feet away from, irrefutable in any courthouse anywhere in the world including say a place like Amsterdam where the likes of Jonathan Beare have “command and control” positioning, there being simply no way out 4 these scoundrels unless they join forces with the “side of light” even if by them peeing in their pants they create a short-circuit in the wiretap one or more of them will soon be wearing that then causes the patrol officers radar gun tu go off, exciting my dog thinking this is the start of the next Iron Dog competition that has Pypeetoe blasting out the back of the Mini Cooper S, remember this dog has now figured out that despite the sharp edges of glass remaining he can configure himself so very small just like he does when getting in-between Marie’s legs each and every night, so now u know one of the reasons why Marie looks so great more importantly, why she tolerates me, and in an effort not tu miss the action, hoping that Pypeetoe will clock a speed greater than 50 MPH which is what he was once clocked at and that was be4 he put on about 15 pounds of pure muscle, I end up going off the edge of the road the car exploding in a ball of fire the blast sending me tu join that pitiful African brother of mine in Timbuktu who is sitting around with all his limbs chopped off, both his eyes taken out the marauding Oppenheimer clan of South Africa, failing tho when cutting out his tongue tu remove his lower lip the top lip chopped off when they cut off his nose just tu spite his face leaving him, however, when still able tu fart tu brush this lower lip against the street, so much 4 sweeping things under the carpet, every so often able tu make a whistling noise enough tu call in the infantry, enough is enough, i.e. I say tu each and every single one of my adversaries your names clearly demarcated in script all over The Internet 4 u, your families, and the next generation that may follow, in the words of my incredible delicious wife, “Don’t even try!” tu think, let alone do anything that wouldn’t make your mother proud of u, bearing in mind, this life is all about only making the One Almighty G-D proud, G-D is DNA within each and every one of us, May G-D bless all of the Americans and the Europeans and the Asians and who can forget the Australians most of all us African Americans now shining bright, the next Big Bang could the end, of time, that repeats itself time and again, 4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost, the winds of change tu embrace, change builds character, In the beginning...Number is the essence of all things, good

 

Or

 

Evil.

 

No Devil Lived On=No Devil Lived On.

 

On we march, paying careful attention tu both the sum of our body parts, the arches in our feet, and the space between our ears, the differences found by combining the genius of 4 rather incredible human beings, Pythagoras, who taught us about the “sum” his removal in his RAT Proof Theorem of mysticism and superstition out of the equation in perfect symmetry with Albert Einstein’s General Relativity  who first provided as clear a proof as any at the time of the “Mind of G-D”, credit given tu a myriad of folks 4 Quantum Mechanics-Quantum Physics that spelled out the “Differences” as opposed tu the “sum” of the too sides opposite the Hypotenuse, and the 4^th u guessed it, G-D, within each and every particle of us including Pypeetoe who is snuggled up close enjoying another glorious day in Wonderland, no doubt he is missing both Marie and Maggie. 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Mark James [mailto:Mark.James12@btinternet.com]
Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 2:17 AM
To: marie; Gary Gevisser
Subject: Seacrest