From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Saturday, January 31, 2004 7:35 PM
To: (Sandiego@fbi.gov)
Cc: '
BRUCE B STAFFORD (E-mail)'; 'Bupsy Brivik (E-mail)'; 'Cliff Benn (E-mail)'; 'Dennis Kasher (E-mail)'; 'Donna Padowitz (E-mail)'; 'Gary Kaplan (E-mail)'; 'Jack Levin (E-mail)'; 'Jeffrey Essakow (E-mail)'; 'Joel Cohodes (E-mail)'; 'John Hess (E-mail)'; 'Jon M Fagala (E-mail)'; 'Kris Fagala (E-mail)'; 'Laurence Rosenberg (E-mail)'; 'Lee Selbo (E-mail)'; 'Lisa Padowitz (E-mail)'; 'Marc Lissak (E-mail 2)'; 'Phil Meehan (E-mail)'; 'Pietro (E-mail)'; 'Raymond Bloom (E-mail)'; 'Rex Solomon (E-mail)'; 'Shunit (E-mail)'; 'Sid Farbstien (E-mail)'; 'Tanya Shawn Bacher (E-mail)'; 'Tim Hannum (E-mail)'; 'Paul Tomson (E-mail)'; Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com)
Subject: FW: Next Symposium (:) Aged (:)

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Saturday, January 31, 2004 7:06 PM
To: G Money Talks
Hurst Esq. attorney 4 Dr. Sperm Donor JBS et al
Cc: rest;
Matthewmargo (matthewmargo@aol.com); ivan@CLAYMORECAPITAL.com.au
Subject: Next Symposium (:) Aged (:)

 

Mr. Hurst – Earlier today, today being the 1st day of my week sabbatical the Sperm Donor’s mother, Elizabeth Stewart, called our beach house leaving a pitiful message for Marie to call her back without saying why.

 

Thinking that sumthing “mite” [sic] be wrong Marie called back and Elizabeth answered beginning the dialogue by asking how Marie’s father is doing and Marie being the perfect gentlewoman said, “Fine” beIV Elizabeth went into JoNathan, her one grandson we know of, not having any pants at the Big House that fit, just one that was “small”, bearing in mind that Jonathan never leaves our house without pants and the chances of him leaving his pants at friends’ houses while in the custody of the Sperm Donor less than when in our custody given the fact that we allow JoNathan to spend more time with his friends, agree?

 

When Marie got off the phone she thought for a picosecond or too be4 [fore] deciding to call back Elizabeth, my suggesting, however, that she take a deep breath and allow me to make love tu her this morning for the 7th time, 7th Heaven, having to be spelled out for those with IQs of between 86 and 86, in the event that upon Elizabeth hearing the following from Marie it would lead to either Elizabeth’s immediate death or Elizabeth sending a telepathic message tantamount to a jolt of lightening that would register at Marie’s core, her intestinal fortitude made of iron these days, much like my balls.

 

Hello Elizabeth, I don’t think I will be going in your area butt if John Ben really needs a pair of pants for JoNathan he can email me and I will leave the pants by the garage door outside.”

 

Showing her true colors, Elizabeth after picking he splattered lower jaw off the floor of The Big House, spitting out her teeth from the intact upper jaw, my taking poetic license of an expression I picked up from mother when mad, “I feel like spitting teeth”, vomited out the following:

 

Okay I will tell him.

 

Stupid woman letting her herself be used, abused, amused, accused, choosed, infused, short fuse, lose, ruse, cruise, Moulin rouge?

 

Danielle, Elizabeth’s 14-year old granddaughter that we know of, telling us the other day that we should see this movie playing at the theatres that has the same director of Moulin Rouge which had Tom Cruise’s wife in the lead role.

 

Your client’s latest faux paux comes on the heels of the E-mail I sent out last evening to a rather selective audience that is expanding exponentially.

 

My lax use of the word “Kaffir” which means “non-believe” a derogatory word used by white South Africans in reference to people of color, the darker their skin the more emphasis on the too “Fs” has more than a handful of my estimate of 10,000 odd people who have now read that email “back & forth” on average 3 times, doing nothing short of “gritting their teeth”, such a word, “Kaffir”, I never once heard used in the 21 odd years I lived in such a deprived society as Durban, South Africa by a person of color towards those of their own like you hear the word Nigger used these days by African American people when talking amongst themselves such folks tho loath in tolerating a white person mouthing such profanities, which is not tu suggest that in the 26 odd years I have been living in this great country buddies like Cliff Benn and Raymond Bloom who have remained in South Africa don’t hear their Black friends saying to one another

 

“Hey Kaffir, what do u think of that Lilly-white-wheaty-eating sucker born and bred on Durban Poison about to launch this INFORMERS WANTED ad campaign tied in to A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There this real cool dude began back in the late 1980s aimed at keeping BOSS u remember the Bureau Of State Security operatives hanging out in places like Los Angeles something to do other than bug the offices of The Rattlesnake, agree?

 

Mr. Hurst, I am trying to find the hyperlink to an email I sent out fairly recently about bed mites but it is getting late and I want to get to our rock cabin in the mountain range above San Diego before 6:45 PM PST the time now 6:35PM PST and I am just “hanging out” at a local Verizon Wireless retail store.

 

Butt then again African Americans have had more time to come to grips with slavery than people of color growing up in South Africa under the Nationalist Nazi Party who ruled South Africa with an iron first 4 sum 40+ years in the years following the 1948 “rigged” elections that put lightweights such as General Smuts out to pasture, thanks in no small measure to the Jewish Capos like the Durban North Lazarus clan, never to forget that the Lazarus’ lack of hypocrisy is “offset” by the heaps of hypocrisy by the Oppenheimer family, u now fully up to speed on The Diamond Invention, my hoping to spark debate amongst my "contemptories" [sic] about exactly what I mean by “rigged” most of these “brain dead” folks forgetting that when 90% of the electorate cannot vote it means there is a good chance that a good number of the 10% who did would end up sucking more than the “hind tit” agree?

 

Just a question of time be4 Devin Standard, perhaps his father Kenneth Standard Esq., Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. my wife Marie Dion Gevisser plus no more than a handful other fellows and gals and I jet out, despite the limitations placed on us traveling to and from the United States in Lear Jets, to meet with members of South Africa’s ANC ruling party and opposition leaders in helping them speed up the process so that they can help them begin looking themselves in the mirror saying, “Black is Wright?” [sic], agree?

 

You will also agree tu letting your client know that if he ever attempts pulling off a similar stunt and of course we have not forgotten his collection of guns I will not wait for my incredible wife to go to Family Court, convening instead a handful or too of those folks responsible 4 the 1 million plus hits per day we are receiving on www.nextraterrestrrial.com never to forget www.footsak.com that is once again getting a whole lot of attention Perfect II now simply suggested viewing by the top brass at Citicorp, just a matter of time be4 their 77,0000 odd employees begin paying much more attention to this storm that is gathering steam as I prepare to go “to war” with Citicorp you well aware of course that the expression

 

Always be prepared to walk away today from a battle so as to fight another battle, wars won when enough arms lost, mitigating the possibility of less than a quorum raising questions worth repeating” [sic].

 

Such “Dulce et decorum est pro part amore” [sic] was engineered by a ruling class to keep the masses hoeing the wood making lots of future fodder one generation after the next hoping for another shot at the brass ring while their rulers gathered courage and substance by rampaging the countryside, raping their women and to finish them off wrecking havoc with their educational system so that the odds of them being equipped to fight another battle, slim and none, u getting my drift, phatso?

 

Think again, about the meaning of life and how it is that aging is so “frowned” upon by our western culture cruising along on an “intake” binge never knowing when enough is enough the need to grab everything including the spotlight interfering with our ability to compute common sense which dictates that as we get older and wiser we should be “twisting” things a little, giving back, time and again, we keep repeating the same mistakes generation after generation, our credibility going down the tubes, now please don’t suggest that I am now calling u “my bitch” and that u should also be fixed, agree?

 

Or  

 

So it seems, those of us not in tune, that is, with the inner workings of the universe, that which goes around comes, time and again, blah blah, the Jewish people although being given the 10 commandments have danced around trying to please their illegitimate rulers, going around in circles when their teachings say otherwise, agree?

 

When last do u recalling seeing a Jewish person wearing ice-hockey skates spinning around versus when praying to the Almighty G-D most Jewish people go “back & forth

 

Or

 

“Up & Down”, the Digital Age, G-D-Send, agree?

 

Whether u celebrate the Sabbath today, tomorrow or everyday as I do, now would be a good time, I would think, to go check out the waves, the avenues to G-D limitless, there being design everywhere, just open your eyes, and know how fortunate u r to be alive to have someone such as me, The Rattlesnake having u so fricken mesmerized.

 

Good Day.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps – Moments after our neighbor Rock whose real first name is Steve told me

 

I wouldn’t take it personally if I was u, I was just reading about in the local Del Mar Times a few weeks back about a whole bunch of cars that got shot up

 

I called the Del Mar Police although the policeman who answered the phone in a different area code to ours which as some folks tuned in may not know that the universe revolves around area code 858 which of course it doesn’t, it revolves around area code 619, specifically area code 619 followed by 238 followed by 1333 remembering that after hours, 5pm pst  - 5:15pm pst, punch in extension 24 any day of the week if u wish to reach Mr. JRK Esq. provided it is Tuesday thru Wednesday, “otherweiss” [sic] any of his staff which includes his partner, former U.S. Attorney, Mr. Howard Finkelstein Esq. will be happy to help u!

 

Unlikely tho the damage done to the rear window of my Mini Cooper S was someone using a sledgehammer

 

Or

 

what is referred to in South Africa, as a “Nob-kerry” which is one of those stick type devices with a round ball at the end which is really what I suspect Mr. JRK Esq. was thinking when he said my death would come by a relative using an ax to the back of my head, nothing like a fricken attorney to play it cutesy with the English language his choice of the word “relative” allowing the San Diego Police Department and the FBI to essentially include every single fricken member of the so-called human species in their dragnet, although, I happen to contend that not all of us are of the same species, certainly I don’t think there is reason why we should treat clients of yours like Dr. Sperm Donor better than say a half-breed bitch who thru no fault of her own finds herself in a dog pound, amazing that women’s rights group having after the SPCA 4 gender discrimination, agree?

 

Now I could have let Marie pound away at removing the glass that remained but I thought it might be helpful 4 those investigating the scene of this “hate crime” to see how far the glass had extended into the car bearing in mind it could have been just as Rock said,

 

“A guy pissed off with his girlfriend on the way over to the end of our ‘dead end” street to smoke up some rock cocaine leaving me with few options these days than to hide out in the bushes, waiting for the cocaine to take effect, then jump out, tap on the windshield, which has the effect of a cold shower, i.e. they are done with sex for the night thinking of safer heavens to spend their evenings in the future” [sic].

 

For all I know Rock could be one of those Mafia hit men being given a new identity, an equal possibility in my estimation of him being planted in our neck in the fricken last house be4 the railroads tracks by the RCMP making a “quick escape” all butt impossible, agree?

 

This crime tho occurred somewhere we suspect between 10:30 PM PST when we came home last night after a delicious dinner at the Americana Café and 8:00AM PST today when another neighbor went tu walk her dogs, need I mention that Marie will vouch for me that I never left her side from when we came in last night until after 2 PM PST when we both ventured out of the bedroom, although one could argue when I went to the bathroom during the night, business#1 in the interests of full disclosure, I could have jumped out of the bathroom window landed 30 odd feet below jumped a 6 foot wall and using one of those ‘tapping’ devices as opposed to say a brick which would have set off the alarm accomplishing the task of finally getting the likes of Mathew Margo of 60 Minutes to begin paying attention to the “smoking gun evidence” in my possession of political corruption at the highest levels of our government, remembering now that when I returned to the bed I could have simply taken a pee in the empty glass I kept next to my side of the bed my having thought thru pretty much everything in the years I had been planning to attract such a media circus although the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections held on November 8th 2002 were masterminded and executed by folks with strong ties to the highest levels of the Democratic Party the NRCC also chose to “turn a blind eye” in investigating such matters despite my rather impressive track record of “turning up aces.”

 

Let me know, however, if u think Marie may not prove to be once again a rather good character witness, agree?

 

Naturally, besides for the passerby simply all ticked off with his-her girlfriend or possibly just my doG, no reason tu think it couldn’t have been a lesbian simply playing with herself while watching a seagull pick up a pebble and with pinpoint accuracy drop it right through the hole this lesbian had drilled between her eyes, our Special Forces personnel using the latest precision guided bombing techniques combined with commandos willing to go through excruciating pain when all this lesbian needed to do was tu see a dentist, u having certainly gathered that no one in this rather intimate beach community heard a sound, agree?

 

Nor can u think that my buddy Guy Friedman, a former member of Flotilla 13, Israel’s most elite commando unit was using one of those highly specialized guns taking out targets as far away as a mile away just because he may have got ticked off about my having mentioned how he and others in his unit perhaps not as well equipped as Guy considered after listening in to conversations going back and forth through telephones unearthed under the sea off Lebanon they had tapped into back sum 20 odd years ago that "Yasser Arafit" [sic] wasn’t really fit enough to call himself an Arab, the buffoon that he is, something most of us Jewish people have known for sum time but he provides, however, good dinner talk conversation while the likes of Durban North supposedly Jewish Lazarus clan got up to “know good” [sic].

 

By the way there were a whole bunch of seagulls flying around the house early this morning around 7 AM PST when we first got up, a rather unusual sight even tho we live just a hop-jump-and-a-skip from the oshon, Marie, the skeptic that she is, mentioning something about if over the course of next week during the period I am forced to perform master-sex-slave services, hi William H. Jackson Esq. and on each and every day the same flock of seagulls swoop high and low only around our beach house and the back window of just my Mini Cooper S is broken more than 3 nights in succession she might feel it is more than a coincidence leading me in addition to everything else she wants me tu perform all over the house I might stop screwing around and find her a “good man…”

 

I’ve decided to include Ivan Oshry Esq. on this email to let him know that I still plan on engaging his services on a number of matters including matters pertaining to GrubbyGrub and GirlieGarb.com allowing Ivan to make up his own mind about whether my wife has what it takes to be the next Martha Stewart, here she is wearing her latest creation, “Bedroom Skirt”, and please notice the time on the clock, one of our neighbors who u c in this hyperlink reminding me that digital photographs are not always admitted into court because of how one can “doctor them up”, no doubt we haven’t heard the last about Dr. Sperm Donor’s neighbor another doctor wanted at least by the NBC Network interested in “patient molestation”, agree?

 

My now hearing on the radio, “She moves in mysterious ways…. Light up my night…” and of course it wouldn’t be the first time a vandal of sorts would wait for the train to pass at the end of the street prior tu “puncturing” a car window, my now stopped off at a local Verizon dealer since my “Broadband” wireless card stopped functioning today at around 8AM PST, the technician who is on the phone with me never having come across the type of problem I am having connecting my not about to give him Derrick Beare’s telephone in London, England who may end up advising this terrific technician “take care.”