David
I thought I covered the subject of distraction rather well over the
course of the past week altho I have yet tu place all my thoughts down
“in print”.
Finally, the FBI as Federal Bureau of INVESTIGATION tasked, yes u guessed right with ferreting
out the C word, and yes u would have
guessed wrong if they told me tu “We are on the way over tu Cut out
your tongue”,
now beginning tu pay attention altho u can bet your bottom dollar that the clam bake attended by Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. at the Kennedy compound
that I began writing about on Tuesday, September 09, 2003 1:13 PM PST that in
my opinion has so far cost Senator John Kerry nothing short of $6 million which
is of course a drop in the bucket tu folks like Charles Engelhard or his
designated “male heir”, my uncle, David
Gevisser, my now thinking of exactly what tu say to my cousin David Moshal who could be the one responsible 4 our
“bloc-buster” success?
The name of the game however, whichever way u choose tu slice it is, CORRUPTION
not that this should interrupt your golf game this Saterday, my just wanting tu
c whether u would take another piece of bait,
i.e. go off on another tangent forgetting possibly, go easy on the Aspartame, that my mind
works much like a “grid” best described figuratively by the number
symbol “#”, we r all at a cross-roads, agree?
Specifically, the hard, irrefutable evidence in my possession, of
political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party elite just a
matter of hours from reaching Wall Street, now don’t go shorting any
stocks, okay, everyone’s trades will soon come “under the
spotlight”, ever thought about asking Jeffrey Malatskey his take on the state of the insurance
industry, at this time?
My just beginning tu give more thought tu my next email tu David Moshal, the time 6:45PM PST and I am very much under the gun.
The more I think about it, however, David Moshal may not be “principally
responsible” 4 the 1 million plus hits per day we are receiving, on
average, at just one of my 100 odd websites, can u imagine how many hits we
will be getting once eMANandDOG.com gets up and running?
Isn’t that word “run” enough tu make your mouth
water, now of course if someone were tu cut out your tongue u would need more
than 8 glasses of water a day tu compensate for the loss of 8 pints of blood,
the point being that one should be careful with sum of the things I have tu say
such as 4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, u know what I
mean, jellybean?
Well, maybe not, so let me spell things out a little better. Water
as u know is made up of 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom and if one starts tu
mess around with either the hydrogen atoms or the oxygen atom going so far as
tu get confused whether it is 2 oxygen atoms and only 1 hydrogen, u begin tu
run into a number of difficulties, transposing
things is sumthing I have possibly examined just a little more than other
idiots such as myself who were raised in an incredibly dysfunctional
environment such as Durban, South Africa, which is not tu suggest that the
average “hole in the wall” household in our community growing up
was more or less dysfunctional than say Dr. Sperm Donor JBS’ household
out in the sticks of “Misery, St. Saul”
[sic].
My thinking at this time of another cousin, Saul Goldblatt, the
brother of Jack Goldblatt, the Goldblatts, the Barnets, the Levins, the Gevissers and of course
the Moshals
would probably on average score on say an IQ test perhaps a little better than
most but then again we have someone like David Moshal, although sum might argue that Martin
Moshal whose father isn’t a
complete moron, smart enough to hire my father, John Moshal, most would say
just another of the many genii floating around Durban, his son controlling sum
35% of the world Internet gambling, 4 sum reason may place in a whole number of
folks’ minds that Martin is the person I should be most focused on at
this time?
Butt then again, u would have tu be inside of my mind tu know the
length, breadth, and depth I have gone tu in understanding one of the most
incredible minds I have ever come tu know other than of course my incredible
wife, David
Moshal
though has the direct genes of Dr.
Michael Moshal, who I doubt a single person on this planet would have a bad
word to say about, other than me of course, his decision in February of 1981
not tu join me as I took on the World Womens Rugby team a once in a lifetime
opportunity will simply have tu wait 4 our next “go around” as Michael who I credit with doing much more than
simply saving my life, giving me a reason 4 living, not simply taking up space,
passed away sum 8 months later, at age 45, from lung cancer, never having
smoked a cigarette in his life?
And so when I c people whine, especially those who sumhow cannot
count their blessings, moreover think that I will sumhow fall into a trap,
praying against all hope, such a trap will be of my own making, they are only
fooling themselves, just like I would be doing if I focused on things like
“averages” which is nice if everything were evenly “spread
out” the complexities of G-D-Nature r in fact sumthing I have been fortunate
sumwhat tu master, having been given no doubt a little of a “head
start” the greatest gift as I have said time and again, besides 4 a
command of numbers that my mother most of all felt would serve me best by my
remaining “low” her “The tallest trees attract the most
wind” resonating 4 quite sum time, ending tho at around the time, back in
December 2001 when she sumhow seemed tu forget that an Indian woman, by the
name of Fatima Meer, a Muslim from our hometown of Durban, South Africa, forgive
me if I repeat myself my having less than 10 minutes tu complete this email
which I will check 4 accuracy later, was “anti-Semitic”.
And of course I would welcome anyone who would agree with my
incredibly gifted mother on this one particular point although my step-father, Alan Zulman, in seeing that I was not going
tu let up on this not so small “faux paux” provided the necessary
encouragement tu “ma ma” that she mumbled some form of an apology,
not an easy task 4 someone who over quite the lifetime has “fumbled a
pass” no more than 3 times, and I think u would have tu agree that I not
only can count I have a pretty good memory despite having smoked a joint or too
in my 46 years on this planet, this time around, that is.
Disturbing tu sum no doubt that I would compare myself tu someone
as truly incredible as Pythagoras but u would have tu stand in my shoes tu
really understand the level of doubt I exercise when it comes tu ferreting out
the truth, just ask my mother, her telephone number is United Kingdom,
44-984-6-24088, and ask her what she thinks and then email me and be rest
assured I will broadcast whatever my amazing mother has tu say absolutely 100%
verbatim, rest assured, agree?
U c there was logic to what my mother had tu say about this
virulent anti-Semite who I consider, however, no more anti-Semitic than either
deceased Orthodox Jew, Gunter “The Pig-Not yet disgraced enough”
Lazarus or his brother Bernard Lazarus who I understand lives just up the road
from me, still.
Zena Rosland
Ash Gevisser Zulman weighs things out “on balance” like
just about everyone I have ever met the exceptions being at this time those
within my “inner circle” best reflected in 3rd to last
paragraph of the E-mail I sent an accountant long time friend of our family, Clive
Gurwitz back on October 23rd of last year,
Wouldn’t you agree, notwithstanding conventional acceptance
of relative morality, it is time to discard the old premise, i.e. conventional wisdom
that black hands can lay white eggs.
My suggestion that, assuming u want tu take advantage of the
ever increasing amount of time u have on your hands these days tu read that
email, first starting at the bottom and then making your way up, and then go
around once or twice, the mulberry bush u realize things r speeding up just as
u read this communiqué that will bring ever more increasing numbers to our
websites?
Butt then u would reasonably argue that time would slow down,
notice how many of my foes are standing still at this time, just take a look at
eRaider.com’s The Buck Stops Here, where 4 example do u think Arthur
“Anus”
A. is hiding out?
There today being a whole lot more space for the rest of us tu
enjoy the wonders of the world, now go do sum figuring on your own, a mind a
terrible thing tu let go tu waist,
the waste buildup costing folks “an arm and a leg” not me or my
Marie, since we r smart enough not tu carry stuff such as health insurance, that so
favors the “average.”
Mistakes
happen when u “cut & paste” butt tu help the FBI along, back on
September 9th of last year,
at precisely 12:17PM PST I got off the phone with Mr.
Jeffrey R. Krinsk after a 5 minute and 26
second phone call, Mr. Krinsk this past week meeting with Senator John Kerry on
at least two occasions, one on Friday evening for a “leadership
retreat” and then the next day Saturday, which is the Jewish Sabbath at
11:30AM PST for a “clam bake” at the Kennedy family compound where
Mr. Krinsk had the opportunity to “brief” [sic] Senator Ted
Kennedy.
Interesting
wouldn’t u agree that it took the FBI until last night tu send me such a gracious email, c below,
From: FBI - San Diego [sandiego@fbi.gov]
Sent: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 7:36 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Next Symposium (:) "FAMILIES BREED
CONTEMPT" [SIC OR NON-SIC]? (:) Seacrest=Ccrest
Please
clarify to whom this email is addressed to.
Thank
you - San Diego FBI
It immediately followed my E-mail tu u, my not yet, possibly due to
the increased traffic on my one website able tu upload a number of things that
give u a better perspective of things, including all the different ways I
counted my blessing today, my now wanting tu show u the latest photo of my dog, Pypeetoe
caught “strolling” sumwhat between Marie’s legs as Marie
pranced around the upstairs balcony of the beach house earlier.
Just a matter of hours, in the scheme of things, from her being
able tu toss me off the balcony into my new “digs” less than a
“hop-jump-and-a-skip” from where I am this very moment, looking out
from our bedroom into our wonderland, quite a garden of Eden which separates
the house next door which I have now rented tu serve as the world headquarters
4 Manager Minute One that I could have sworn was the
suggestion of Mr. Jeffrey “IncRedible Home” Krinsk Esq at 1:46 PM PST when our
dialogue began, the call ending sum 6 minutes and 7 seconds later when
apparently “Lou as in Lewis Sussman” was responsible 4 JRK
terminating our call rather suddenly?
I thought I also heard JRK mentioning sumthing about this
Sussman character being the treasurer of Senator John Kerry’s run 4 the
presidency, of course he had tu be joking, agree?
Interesting all these fricken “runners” out there, so
why of all the things u could have chosen tu bring tu my attention including
what exactly my mother “shared with me” on that train ride
from Zurich, Switzerland to Kitzbuel Austria in December 1967, u would vomit
out
“For
the record I am a little Colder, blah blah [sic].
Shameful wouldn’t u agree, your incapacity, tu find the light
within u so burned out, my
making it patently clear,
Or
So I thought, that u r a contemporary of my eldest brother, both of
u sum 54 odd years old, not long enough in the tooth I hope tu cause yourself
any more grief, worst of all u ignoring the rather simple question,
Do you ever recall an occasion in all the
times you attended synagogue at the Orthodox Jewish Temple in Silverton Road,
Durban, South Africa or when you attended Carmel College, our private Jewish
day school, when there was either one banner or a single speech by one of the
many leaders of our Jewish community, protesting the policies of the
illegitimate [NAZI] government that ruled South Africa
with an iron first from 1948 when
the State of Israel was formed, longer than the 40 years our Jewish ancestors
supposedly spent wandering in the desert?
David, let me know also if u think JRK was “spinning
me a line” my spin-spineless E-mail tu Ms. Laurie
Black on September 17th of last year shaking a number of people, up?
Tell me, did u notice Ted Kennedy during our great President George
W. Bush’s State of the Union speech the other night shaking his head, du
know if he has Parkinsons,
tu go along with his pitiful looks?
And no, I am not about tu tell u what I told Mr. George Money Talks Hurst
Esq. later last evening but just in case u r having trouble with the hyperlinks
and 4 sum reason never received that email, i.e. got confused between your
“delete box” and your “inbox” not that u should feel
boxed in, agree?
Now get on your hands and knees, and begin praying to
the Good Almighty Lord for forgiveness, telling
Him-Her exactly how u plan tu make amends 4 your insidious actions, agree?
And then give me, The Rattlesnake, 500 push ups
followed by 250 sit-ups, remembering u idiot, tu breathe, in, to the count, of
5, all through the nose, and, breath, out,,,, u moron, again, all, thru your
fricken nose, and, now, this very instant,
jump immediately in to the bicycle maneuver and stretch those fricken stinky
toes.
My
hope is tu explore, ever so briefly in this
communiqué what I believe tu be the distinctive differences between Roman
Catholicism and Judaism bearing in mind that I am beginning to move on at this
point at least in my mind, on tu another Next Symposium or too having got a
rather late start today, watching Julius Caesar on video last night, Marlon
Brando, seemingly at his peak, the dialogue tho, knocking all 3 of us
“out 4 the count” my being well rewarded this morning, 4am I seem
tu recall, Pypeetoe tho, getting through the entire night without making me
feel guilty about him not getting his 100 odd ounce steak at Rainwaters
yesterday, courtesy
of Mr. JRK, him getting up, my “goD” [sic] that is, I recall just
once tu flap his ears.
There
being drawbacks tu everything in life, including the heat buildup that takes place
when 4-legged animals are allowed tu snuff up close tu at X ice-cold incredibly
beautiful French-Canadians who with 1/32nd Huron Indian blood
running through their veins have me feeling the need, at times, tu come, tu
bed, armed tu the hilt, nothing quite like having a wife like mine as backup
when confronting a single mice that we found at our rock cabin this weekend
with its neck snapped, its quick death so closely resembling how Mr. JRK
seems so fricken incredibly certain how my life will end, at least this
“go around”, agree?
Marie
thinks, Marlon Brando, at the time, tu be quite the hunk although her
incredible command of English despite it being her
second language would have described this so dam honorable man gifted with
“Greek Dog” [sic] looks in far more flowing terms which is not tu
suggest that Marlon Brando is anywhere near as good looking as Marie’s 63
year old uncle that the rest of her incredibly good looking family keep making
a point of, perhaps their way of making me feel not so uncomfortable about my
“ugly-duck”
looks.
Marie
at this moment 7:24PM PST is back downstairs speaking French, with her folks
back up in Canada, now off the phone preparing another of her
gourmet dinners, her needing thou tu kick back 4 all of 10 minutes a little
earlier during which time she was “licked tu death” by Pypeetoe who
feels that she obviously didn’t get, enough, from the too of us beginning
at the crack, of dawn, until well after noon, getting up, after her short nap
letting me know, “the windows need tu be cleaned”, so concerned my
incredible wife is about the neighbors view, my thinking as she began spraying
water from the outside about going “long”, on telescopes, at least
having say the kids set up a stand on the corner of our street and highway 101
where they can offer discounted telescopes given their low overhead?
Butt
what do u think about them offering too Manager Minute One books 4 the price of one, my reminded of how back in 1932 when the world started going
off the Gold Standard Amos Wright was attending the World Fair in Chicago,
Illinois, along with his buddy, getting too prostitutes for all of 75 cents, 37
½ cents a pop, a lesson in economics and inflation tu boot, that will stay with
me the rest of my days, and then sum.
Yes
with Roman Catholicism u are forgiven for your sins and meant to suffer on this
earth, not exactly solution oriented and truth seeking, agree?
Not
very proactive, rather, inactive, agree?
Again averages can be misleading, u have sum folks finding balance
in their lives by weighing all the good around them versus all the bad and so
all in all things are pretty good, not realizing how misleading averages can be
that all it takes is just one evil person tu sway the masses much like Hitler
and yes u guessed right Gunter “The Pig” Lazarus, agree?
And so my eldest brother’s big time “china” get
off your fricken high horses, and give my 500 push ups followed by 250 situps,
blah lbah.
No need tho tu suffer in silence since u were raised Jewish, as u
would know basically being forgiven for all sins doesn’t push u tu be
really truthful because there is no one trying to make u do the right thing and
if u do the wrong thing u are forgiven, Roman Catholicism rather weak, best
suited 4 a drunk like Ted Kennedy, who doesn’t always watch where he is
driving, wouldn’t agree?
Nothing quite like having loop holes, an escape route, never made
accountable for what u do, again inactive versus being more proactive, u got
the drift, agree?
Boring tu repeat ourselves, agree?
Again, what a shame u couldn’t find the light within u, tu
light up your own tochas, my making it patently clear u r a contemporary of my
brother sum 54 odd years “Cold” [sic], not long enough in
the tooth I hope tu cause yourself any more grief, worst of all u ignoring the
rather simple questions, of always pursuing the truth.
My wife now telling me, “u r pushing it” still in the
best of moods earlier while doing the windows declaring 4 all the fricken
neighbors tu hear,
“I need an extension tu my squigy…---… I need a
good man. Any offers? They can respond through your website, u can weed out the fakes and flakes.”
Cheers,
Gary
-----Original
Message-----
From: Woolf, David [mailto:david.woolf@cinqplast.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 9:05 PM
To: 'gsg@sellnext.com'
Subject: RE: Next Symposium (:) "FAMILIES BREED CONTEMPT" [SIC
OR NON-SIC]? (:) Seacrest=Ccrest
Gary
For the record I am a little older than the members of what you
call the "Youth Gang"
David
