From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Thursday, September 22, 2005 6:46 PM PT
To:
Guy Friedman
Cc: rest;
Devin Standard; Michael Grant; Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Edward Jay Epstein - Author of The Diamond Invention; Dr. Jonathan"Trouble Bubble" Beare; Miriam Ross - Survival International; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Mark Gevisser - The Nation's southern African correspondant; Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa; Ms Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka - South Africa’s Minister of Minerals and Energy; Trevor Manuel - South Africa's Minister of Finance; david.altman; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Denga Ramuedzisi - KPMG analyst; Whitman Knapp Esq. - Office of Attorney General
Subject: FW: masterbations

Dear Guy,

 

It is not every day that I am deserving of a call from the best of the best of Flotilla 13, Israel’s most elite “SEAL” commando unit on an overseas assignment and might I once again “advertise” that although you are only a couple of inches taller than me, your “giant stature” is well described when Michael Grant, possibly the most in-shape fighter of all time who once fought for the heavyweight title of the world, his longest reach in the history of the heavyweight division very possibly interfering with his mind that said at the time he had another calling, after shaking your hand in the most casual setting made a point of walking over to me, not knowing anything about you other than you were my friend, letting me know that he had just met the only person he would fear in “close quarters” which is not to suggest that Michael posted this “Beware of Bubba” on the Revlon Yahoo message board, I always assumed it was Mr. JRK of Finkelstein & Krinsk.

 

Naturally, I never told Michael who like you is one of the gentlest people I know along with of course Devin Standard, the 3 of you most awesome, however, just in a room “shooting the breeze”, that I have “personal experience” that you can be counted on to “shoot straight

 

Would you believe that I was just thinking about you right after I broadcasted this communiquι, it very possible that your email address was included in the selected list?

 

The late afternoon sun is now pouring in to our rented Cliff House and so I just opened the side windows facing west, the most incredibly healthy smelling breath of ocean swept air, actually fog, now oozing in, Pypeetoe with his paws over the hand rests of his perfect sized, so very comfortable lounge chair, still tucked into his down comforter enjoying like me another most extraordinary “Act of Dog” [sic], the sun still very bright suspended it seems in midair to mention little of Marie telling me the other day that if she ever hears me talk to my “god” [sic] in public she won’t hesitate in filing for divorce and I assume the divorce papers are with her 24/7 and when not wearing a G-string I assume she carries them in her handbag, certainly no need for such a large handbag just to carry my gun?

 

The purpose for sharing with you this email I got earlier from Ron Bellows Senior is for you to forward it to your buddies “sum” [sic] I know rather well who could in turn let me know if such a word as “masturbate” would have them responding much like RBS thus increasing the circle of those dependant upon my insight and analysis of the important events of the day.

 

I look forward to you joining us this coming week in Del Mar to celebrate being alive in this most wondrous moment in the history of time as the past and future all come “to-get-her” [sic] in the present, time beginning to stand still, lame excuses holding no water, those choosing to be in denial will find themselves increasingly isolated, no man really wants to be an island unto themselves.

 

Shalom,

 

Gary

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Bellows Senior - Senior Risk Management Specialist for AIG
Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 4:39 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Cc: devinstandard@yahoo.com
Subject: masterbations

 

idiot

 

you think your email will be read by the people you sent it to with a header like that ???

 

you've really - really got to get help

 

grow up already

 

it really is time