From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To:
Cc: rest;
Subject: FW: masterbations
Dear Guy,
It is not every day that I am deserving of a call from
the best
of the best of Flotilla 13, Israels most elite SEAL commando unit on an overseas
assignment and might I once again advertise that although you are
only a couple of inches taller than me, your giant stature is well described when Michael Grant, possibly the most in-shape
fighter of all time who once fought for the heavyweight title of the world, his
longest reach in the history of the heavyweight
division very possibly interfering with his mind that said at the time he had
another calling, after shaking your hand in the most casual setting made a
point of walking over to me, not knowing anything about you other than you were
my friend, letting me know that he had just met the only person he would fear
in close quarters which is not to suggest
that Michael posted this Beware of Bubba on the Revlon
Yahoo message board, I always assumed it was Mr. JRK of Finkelstein & Krinsk.
Naturally, I never told Michael who like you is one of the gentlest
people I know along with of course Devin Standard, the 3 of you most awesome,
however, just in a room shooting the breeze, that I have personal experience that you can
be counted on to shoot straight!
Would you believe that I was just thinking about you
right after I broadcasted this communiquι, it very possible that
your email address was included in the selected list?
The late afternoon sun is now pouring in to our rented
Cliff House and so I just opened the side windows facing west, the most
incredibly healthy smelling breath of ocean swept air, actually fog, now oozing
in, Pypeetoe with his paws over the hand rests of his perfect sized, so very
comfortable lounge chair, still tucked into his down comforter enjoying like me
another most extraordinary Act of Dog [sic], the sun still very
bright suspended it seems in midair to mention little of Marie telling me the other day that
if she
ever hears me talk to my god [sic] in public she wont
hesitate in filing for divorce and I assume the divorce papers are with her
24/7 and when not wearing a G-string I assume she carries them in
her handbag, certainly no need for such a large handbag just to carry my
gun?
The purpose for sharing with you this email I got earlier
from
I look forward to you joining us this coming week in Del Mar
to celebrate being alive in this most wondrous moment in the history of time as
the past and future all come to-get-her [sic] in the
present, time beginning to stand still,
lame excuses holding no water, those choosing to be in denial will find
themselves increasingly isolated, no man really wants to be an island unto themselves.
Shalom,
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To:
Cc: devinstandard@yahoo.com
Subject: masterbations
idiot
you think your email will be read by the people you sent
it to with a header like that ???
you've really - really got to get help
grow up already
it really is time