From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Thursday, September 22, 2005 5:03 PM PT
To: Carolyn Press
Cc: rest;
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Subject: RE: FW: continued representation....G-D willing...masturbate...---...POWERPOINT...---...

 

Thank you very much.

 

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

 

Of course you may ask but that doesn’t mean you will necessary receive?

 

You leave me with little choice but to begin immediately my Educational Light Journey – One Tribe of Achievers seminar-workshop.

 

You would agree Professor Robert F. Frank is not only the Professor of Economics for Cornell University that “owns the hospitality market” around the world but he would be considered “negligent” when discussing stuff like “costing-pricing” not to at least bring up the impact on the “cost of goods” of a competitor whose business partner is say the DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel who if they chose to mess with your gravy train could, given infinitely lower “cost of capital” put you out of business the instant you opened your doors to do business?

 

To put it another way if the DAAC didn’t care to see Cornell University owning the hospitality market around the world, counting on the likes of Professor Robert F. Frank no different to any Professor of Economics I have come across in the 48 years I have lived on this planet, at least this time around, to pontificate on pretty much everything under the sun, using the most confusing language that along with colorful charts including those so important Demand and Supply graphs what would you be doing right this instant other than collapsing in to a heap of tears?

 

Not exactly, right?

 

Okay, fair enough, we both agree you need more

 

Or

 

Less formal schooling?

 

How long though, do you expect your yellowish brothers and sisters not only schooled here in the United States but their brothers and sisters I met with back in the spring of 1989 just weeks before Tiananmen Square massacre who I spoke with at the top of the Beijing Hotel which being as worldly as you are you are you would know overlooks Trainmen Square, now ever so patiently as well as peacefully congregating in not only Internet Cafes popping up throughout China but places like Peru which you would also know being as so on top of things to call my stuff nonsense produces a good chunk of gold, sum 172,000 kilograms in 2003, approximately 6.6% of the world’s production up from the prior year when they produced just 6% of world’s total gold output.

 

Now remember we are talking “output” not dollars, i.e. fictitious currencies.

 

Point number two, in 2003, the only numbers I have managed to obtain, South Africa, the largest producer in the world of gold mined 14.5% of world’s output down from the prior year where they produced approximately 15.3% of the word’s output.

 

It still very possible, no strike that, highly probable, I have not yet taken your breath away because you are thinking about your next meal and your mommy, daddy, sperm donor, sperm recipient and possibly so deafeningly silent Professor Frank kept repeating time and again as they fed you so much fricken bullshit that you cannot eat gold, no strike that, you can

 

Or

 

Cannot exchange gold for sexual favors while you go about flavoring the potage du jour  with all sorts of crap, bearing in mind they may not have told you at your Ivy League University that a fart is nothing more than airborne particles feces?

 

So right now I may have more of your attention as you consider the potential lawsuits that could be filed against not only you for every meal you have had more than a hand in but Cornell University, you so extraordinarily “quick on your feet” thinking that if you have a lawyer-liar friend like University of Virginia Law School graduate Robert F. Kennedy to be first in line to file a class action lawsuit against Cornell before its monies run out.

 

RFK’s partial reincarnation, Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk’s telephone number, direct dialing from within the United States 1-619-238-1333 extension 24.

 

Now lets go back to our most yellowish so extraordinarily hard working Chinese brothers and sisters.

 

You of course recall in kindergarten that China produced sum 7.4% of world’s output and that in the following year without anyone from my DAAC family

 

or

 

Professor Frank

 

or

 

Alan Greenspan

 

Or

 

for that matter any Member of the United States Congress informing you, so incredibly literate, such a genius able to combine your jaw closing with your canine teeth not much worse for wear, that china produced sum 7.7% of the world output.

 

Bear in mind given your childish behavior I consider you no more than 4 years of age your parents dumping you off at Kindergarten when you were 3?

 

You know of course that gold production in 2003 was only up 3/10ths of 1%, i.e. 10,000 kilograms in 2003 versus what your mommy and daddy and/

 

Or

 

your sperm donor and/

 

Or

 

Your sperm recipient and Professor Frank and Alan Greenspan and all the Members of United States Congress informed you were the “diamond currency” produced for the same period.

 

Again, I appreciate you increasing the circle of those dependant upon my communications for their insight and analysis of the important events of the day, so very important so as to keep things “interesting” that we change things here and there, particularly our hyperlinks.

 

Bear in mind that you would know even if you are not quite capable of getting your arms, not to suggest that you are a “phatso” [sic], around the math that proves conclusively, i.e. beyond a shadow of a doubt that “choosing change” always increases the “odds of success” which raises the question as well as the stakes even higher as I now ask everyone copied on this broadcasted communiqué, a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population, to dig deep in to their pocket books and give thought to how much would they will be willing to pay, in good conscience, to be invited to Part II of our Educational Light Journey – One Tribe of Achievers seminar-workshop?

 

Again, you will notice that there is not a single hyperlink in this communiqué typed fast but not quite as fast as I am thinking bearing in mind I have invited Dr. John K. Pollard, an alumni of both Cornell and MIT to join us for dinner this evening and I still need to shop around for the best champagne.

 

You of course recall Dr. Pollard the best looking man in that one of a kind satin blue shirt at that bullshit shindig put on at the Air and Space Museum at Balboa Park in downtown San Diego, the most extraordinary PowerPoint display by 2 Professors of Cornell in an effort to raise $600 million for a brand spanking new facility promoting all the fantastic progress this bs institution has made so as to in their words ensure, “Preservation of LONG life and limb”, so shameful?

 

I have yet to overnight a box of tissues to Eliot Spitzer Esq. Attorney General of New York State, perhaps I could negotiate some sort of discount with Federal Express if people around the world receiving this communiqué were to let me know of others like yourself whose formal education interfered with their learning needing to be taken on an Educational light journey.

 

Love is in the air.

 

Gary

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Carolyn Press [mailto:cip2@cornell.edu]
Sent:
Thursday, September 22, 2005 3:34 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: FW: continued representation....G-D WILLING....MASTERBATE...---...

 

May I ask why you cannot remove me from your list? I have asked nicely and have no interest in these types of mailings. Please take me off the list.

Best of luck in whatever you are trying to accomplish by e-mailing nonsense to everyone you meet.

Carolyn


At 03:07 PM 9/22/2005 -0700, you wrote:


Attention: Ernest Patrikis Esq. AIG General Counsel

 

Mr. Patrikis,