From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Friday, January 30, 2004 5:01 PM
To:
Joel Cohodes
Cc:
Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com); Roger Robinson (rwrincorp@aol.com); Kingdelmar (Kingdelmar@aol.com); kc@howardstern.com; dianah@nytimes.com; Dweinstein (dweinstein@wetherlycapital.com); Mweinstein (mweinstein@mjwinvestments.com)
Subject: RE: Out of Office AutoReply: Next Symposium (:) Chess Game C (:)

 

 

Mr. Cohodes,

 

In half an hour from now, the time 4:30 pm pst I will also soon be on the road returning to Del Mar after you r back in the office this Monday Feb. 2nd, 2004.

 

Please forward your email inquiries to the attention of Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq., jrk@class-action-law.com,

 

Or

 

Call 1-619-238-1333 and after hours, 5pm pst  - 5:15pm pst, punch in extension 24 any day of the week provided it is Tuesday thru Wednesday, “otherweiss” [sic] any of his staff which includes his partner, former U.S. Attorney, Mr. Howard Finkelstein Esq. will be happy to help u!

 

As part of my “dog & pony” road show I am conducting a plebiscite on the culpability of your past conduct if u,

 

And/or anyone else cc’d as well as those bcc’d agree that my prior communications were completely accurate please do not respond.

 

I attempted responding tu Jon Fagala also on the URGENT PROTEST list coming from the Durban North, South Africa Lazarus clan, Mr. Fagala having placed my previous communication as “suspect email” and upon accessing the hyperlink provided by EarthLink spamBlocker pleading with him tu reconsider it appears I exceeded the allotted 100 character limitation and got an “error”.

 

The board of Citicorp’s Sterling Holding Company chaired currently by Newell Starks who lives just up the road from you in Austin, Texas, will convene tu discuss my auctioning off sum of “the nest” that they in “good conscience” cannot refuse.

 

There of course being others paths to righteousness than simply those which I prescribe no matter how much more difficult sum folks derive great satisfaction in complicating matters, dark matter not really all the mysterious, agree?

 

Scienter” as in “culpable state of mind” is, however, one mighty tough barrier facing SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] butt then again not every SCAL in the world has me whispering “sweet nothings” in their ears, overcoming motions to dismiss not as tough though as avoiding farts in confined quarters, a new breed of “moving violations” lawsuits possibly appearing on the horizon, agree?

 

Should you happen to bump in to Mr. Starks on your journeys, I assume u travel light, not tu suggest u r a superduperflyflylightweight, please remind him of too things at this time; first I would like to get “settled” and a one way ticket tu Israel on El EL Airlines is not what I had in mind, agree?

 

Naturally, I will look at all reasonable offers.

 

Second, there are scratch marks on the rear bumper of my wife’s Nissan Pathfinder that still need repairing the result of me talking on the phone with him on or around October 30th 2001 while trying to find parking to attend a “one of a kind” party for Ms. Joy Chen a girlfriend of Mr. Mark “VomitWeinstein.

 

I am not suggesting Mr. Starks should pay for all the damage the result of my carelessness but in all fairness there would have tu be some judge

 

Or

 

U in the event u moonlight as an arbitrator in one or more jurisdictions in this country seeing fit to apportion at least sum if not all of the blame on poor, poor Mr. Starks, weep, weep, weep…---… unlikely, I would agree with u.

 

U c no matter what, u and I can find “common ground”, I don’t think although I could be wrong, that in collecting such monies, on the note with Mr. Starks, there would be a need 4 UCC filings, agree?

 

The same tho cannot be said about Po-li “BrownFields” Pollak and I getting along, Po-li if not fleeing the country is certainly leaving nothing of any value in his office drawers at night when evacuating his flush Wall Street job.

 

Not that I wouldn’t consider giving Po-li a sweeping job once our great President suspends trading of the stock markets, picking up after my and others dog owners at Del Mar’s Dog Beach who are not as on the ball” as my Marie, who sumhow makes the job of picking up dog poo look incredibly sexy, please understand I haven’t seen my wife in almost 10 hours.

 

Tell me do u use your foot to flush the toilet when in a public restroom, what about when u visit with the Lazarus clan?

 

Please let me know if u were ever an invited guest at the Arnold Zulman household also located on Musgrave Road in Durban, South Africa that used to have these special dinners for the Zulu Chief “Gotcha Bothalazy” [sic]?

 

Not that I need to remind u to wash your hands after going tu the toilet 4 at least 20 seconds, always remembering to stretch, but would u recall if when say the salad, bowl, get your mind off the toilet bowl, was being passed around u observed any strange odor?

 

Not tu suggest that others attending these rather regular delightful settings no doubt attracting the attention of members of the African National Congress [ANC] underground in a life-death fight with “Mr. Leizer” [sic] always remembered to wash, as well, your mouth not dry at this time, ready for a martini?

 

Not tu suggest that u were possibly the ringleader of the out-of-control Jewish “dik-s” [sic] who cared nothing 4 the inconvenience caused tu others when stealing mini motorcars having been granted, however, a “free pass” from many of their elders who tolerated, no, strike that, fricken applauded, the Lazarus Capos, agree?

 

U should ask your bosses if they also received a copy of the handwritten transcript u c in the “ANC” hyperlink taken by a well-respected Durban attorney, Mr. Alan Magid, when he interviewed Nelson Mandela in prison during his 27 year “sabbatical” when Mr. Magid represented a bunch of young Black South Africans awaiting sentencing in a treason trial while the likes of the Lazarus clan were so fricken vocal in calling “Let them eat cake” before farting out loud, “Off with their heads”?

 

Credit, u may think, should be given 4 the fact that the Lazarus clan were not a bunch of hypocrites such that it will serve them well when it comes time 4 them tu meet their maker, “Good Luk” [sic], hi again Tracy Tomson et al.

 

So Joel, do u think Warren “BO” Buffet allowed his formal education tu interfere with his learning?

 

While typing away I got a little distracted by too phone calls both of which I initiated one to the IRS and the other to Mr. Amos Wright, my very dear friend and mentor now into I think his 87th year and still despite a series of strokes able to not only remember how much of a “kick” he got out of “whipping the butt” of King Golden Jnr. Esq’s. a decade plus ago but managing to follow the very well thought through moves I am currently making, not quite sure tho, why I would bother at all with filing my tax returns when the instant the Federal Government make a move to collect a single dollar which of course I do not owe, it becomes lights out” 4 more than a handful of “high rollers”, my plan tu help the Commissioner of the IRS revamp the tax system will catch on much like my plan 4 each and every one of us to own the world insurance market in 7 days, or less.

 

I was trying so hard tu set up a date between Mr. Starks who was having difficulty “towing the line” set by his psychologists and Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff, Mr. Starks being “hung out tu dry” at Los Angeles International Airport in the fall of 2001.

 

Naturally, there is nothing sacred said between a medical practitioner

 

Or

 

a spouse for that matter as there is say between a client and an attorney and then again the “attorney-client privilege” is the client’s privilege, remember now I am not an attorney, butt I make it my business to follow very carefully the lessons taught to me by people I love, i.e. trust and respect my tuition beginning in earnest on that train ride back in December 1967 between Zurich, Switzerland and Kitzbuel, Austria.

 

Instead of carrying my American passport with me these days having once again lost my current California drivers license, my 1984 license in “safe keeping”, I now have in the inside pocket of my Armani jacket along with a whole bunch of goodies, no weapons of any sorts other than at times a pen and lots of business cards that one photograph, my wife refusing to hand over my passport at this time, the possibility exists of course she has come to an arrangement with my mother that would have poor poor Marie inheriting the “family trust”, any day now, agree?

 

By the way, Ms. Joy Chen who I care 4 very much produced as part of the Los Angeles Economic Impact Task Force a “Findings and Recommendations” that I had a hand in helping “pull together” for Mayor James K. Hahn, there possibly being a Hahn who works for the Wetherly Capital Group [WCG] the organization who masterminded and executed the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections held on November 8th, 2002, Mayor Hahn, Mr. Mark Weinstein, not to forget Mr. Dan Weinstein the co-managing director of the WCG all copied on this email along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s population.

 

And by having Dr. Jonathan Beare added to the list I do not believe this will result in any up-setting of the applecart, agree?

 

Distractions are annoying tu most folks but then again u would not be the first to at least think of me as being anything butt, perfectly normal, especially at this point in time when I am putting my foot flush to the peddle very capable as those intimately familiar with my risk assessment” business, of pulling out aces time and again, as my adversaries with lots of help from buddies in the media attempt to cover up?

 

There are more than a handful of folks these days waiting anxiously for Part 8 of the 8 Part mini series I began sending out tu Ms. Diana Henriques of the New York Times back on September 1st of last year titled,

 

Question: If a man speaks in a forest and there is only a woman around, is he still wrong?

 

Ms. Henriques although clearly not following in the footsteps of one of my heroines, Ida Tarbell, is not altogether a nincompoop, who I would be willing to bet my bottom dollar believes in her heart of hearts that if the likes of her and her colleagues say at Penthouse Magazine were to broadcast Part 8 we, not could, but rather, would own the World Insurance Market in 7 days or less, agree?

 

Did u know that the Vice-Chairman of Penthouse Magazine Kathy Keeton who despite being dead sum 5 odd years is still “registered” as Vice-chairman?

 

How about I give u a little more gossip, ready?

 

Apparently Ms. Keeton was a “dancer” at the Butterworth Hotel in Durban, South Africa, according to my rather well-informed mother who herself was much more than at one time a member of the South African Communist Party helping the likes of truly great men such as Arlie Arenstein “get ahead”, the Butterworth Hotel, hi Laurie Black, just “a hop-jump-and-scotch” [sic] from where Nelson Mandela and his courageous freedom fighters set off a bomb at Durban’s railroad station, nuclear devices not being available to the ANC as they were to the Apartheid regime who thanks to countries like Israel financed in no small measure by mostly G-D fearing American Christians developed a nuclear capability that although not placed on the battlefield certainly sent a pretty clear signal to those neighboring African States trying to help Mr. Mandela, himself an ever so eloquent attorney, at one time,

 

“Hey, Kaffirs, you must behave yourselves, give our businessmen access to your mines, your labor and if they happen to get bored with their fat arse wives then you shouldn’t have much problem if they bone one or too or how about busloads of your filthy women right up their anuses?

 

Yes, Kaffirs, we knew u would like that.

 

And of course feel to provide the likes of Mr. Mandela things such as sticks and stones, remember tho, as in ‘quid pro quo’, much akin to ‘do ray me’ we will need some of those stones to help build Sol ‘Gambling Czar’ Kersner’s casinos not in your fricken homelands but in our backyards, the likes of Mr. JRK and that Rattlesnake, Gary S. Gevisser being able to do anything about it, at this time, an absolute zero, agree?

 

If u fricken Kaffirs were to so much as dare to get your fricken black hands on a stick of dynamite worse yet, say the C word, not cunt, Communist you fricken Black morons, your worst crime besides for stealing say one of the Baskin family’s motorcycle helmets would be to grab some of our cage free eggs then we will have the likes of the Lazarus clan get down there in the trenches and do our dirty work.

 

We chose very carefully to which Jews to attach our gravy trains to, chew chew” [sic]..

 

Joel, would u have an “in” say with Billy Joel?

 

So what more can I say at this time other than to say hello once again to Roger W. Robinson who u may have seen on the Westinghouse TV Show, 60 Minutes this past Sunday Night pontificating on issues such as “Shareholder Wrights” [sic].

 

My buddy Roger, despite his “spook” training digging deep, at this time, realizing that communicating with his male “best buddy” Mr. King Golden Jnr. Esq. may not be the smartest thing unless of course when smoking a joint or too he has found a way to keep his big mouth shut, Roger who I have so little reason not tu like other than the fact that I have yet to see him hit the airwaves denouncing how 60 Minutes abused his “privileges” i.e. failed to let him fully explain that he was in no way, shape or form, taking “pot shots” at our great President George W. Bush while swinging with a bayonet “lobbying off” the arms of Vice-President Cheney, Roger himself at one point not only a registered lobbyist but one of, if not the most conservative members of the National Security Council [NSC] that I have ever met, agree?

 

And so what, that, to, the, best, of, my, knowledge, I haven’t met any other functioning literate operating in such a highly sensitive governmental post, Roger, again happening tu have as his very best friend, other, than, me, of, course, at this time, non other than Mr. King Golden Jnr. Esq. the most left of left wing fricken communist I have ever met and yes Mr. Cohodes I have met more than my fair share of communists, not all of them, however, as rotten to the core as Mr. King Golden Esq., agree?

 

Roger W. Robinson should not tu be confused with Roger Moore 007

 

Or

 

The pitiful MichaelFatso” [sic] Moore who gets a hard on only when referring to our great President George W. Bush as “fictitious”, at least that is my opinion, taking on the likes of the likes of Wal-mart whose business model was set tu implode long be4 they started using slave labor, Fatso incapable though it seems of chomping down on the knuckleball I threw him back on September 8th of last year to coincide with the one year anniversary of when the Sperm Donor acted so “in character” when growling like a deranged dog outside his one former wife’s residence, spitting out in my direction, “I will hound you the rest of your life, u bulldog” [sic].

 

One of these days if Mr. JRK doesn’t get a handle on his staff turnover I can c him calling me and offering me job despite Mr. JRK totally convinced that I will never be able to take direction, what do u think?

 

Or

 

Has your mind also wondering who I am?

 

 I am now taking names and prepared to kick butt those, very specifically, who usurp their limited authority, to repeat,

 

In a nutshell, I DETEST THOSE WHO DERIVE GREAT SATISFACTION IN EXCEEDING THE LIMITS OF THEIR SMALL AUTHORITY, I.E. EVIL DOESN’T COME IN THE FORM OF A POINTED TAIL OR PITCHED FORK.

 

There is no need at this time 4 u tu get on your hands an knees and give me 500 push ups followed by 250 sit-ups, but why not, go ahead, remembering always to breath in and out only through the nose, in tu the count of 5 and out tu the count of 5, don’t shout, keep the counting to yourself,

 

Remembering that 4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost,

 

And when in the Pilates bicycle maneuver you must under all circumstances even if picking your nose, dismissing whether u carry the baggage of a botched circumcision, u must, I repeat, stretch your toes, back and forth, up and down, never go tho, sideways with any Rattlesnake, certainly not The Rattlesnake, agree?

 

There are no limits tu how far I will take matters of importance tu me, always mindful of the law which includes G-D’s laws most of all and, rest, assured, my resources even at this early stage of Chess Game C r endless, to mention in passing how much I abhor “automated responses”.

 

To repeat what I attempted communicating to Mr. Fagala falling under the heading, IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT THE SHOE SHOULD FIT?

 

The price of being left alone when living off the excesses of one’s ancestors is extremely high, the responsibility of full disclosure accompanies the benefits that were unearned.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps – Senator John Kerrey, a Yale “SCAL & BONES ALMNY [sic]?

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Joel Cohodes [mailto:jcohodes@nbm-houston.com]
Sent:
Friday, January 30, 2004 8:57 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: Next Symposium (:) Missing "U"?...---... moc.trial...---...moc.GODdnaNAME...---...Knowledge is Light...---....Hebrew alos has its silent...---...Less said the better...---...Yes if u have nothing worthwhile tu say!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am currently on the road and will not be returning to the office until Monday Feb. 2nd, 2004.  Please forward your email inquiries to the attention of Phil Meehan, pmeehan@nbm-houston.com, or call 800-231-0771 or 713.869.9600 and any of our sales staff will be happy to help you!

 

Thanks & I'll speak with you soon!

 

Joel Cohodes

National Bronze & Metals, Inc.