From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 12:19 PM
To: Bill – Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach [MWBHL]
Subject: Next Symposium...Time is of the essence... Words, Things, Numbers...

 

 

Bill, please let me know where you stand in so far as your decision to engage my services in assisting MWBHL get tu the bottom of the possible shenanigans involving Stratos Lightwave Inc and The Sterling Holding Company, controlled by Citicorp Corp Ventures [CVC].

 

Interesting wouldn’t you agree that only recently I got sumwhat well acquainted with Stephen Johnston who grew up just 3 blocks away from Einstein, Stephen’s grandfather, Percy H. Johnston having taken Chemical Bank from 132 position to 3rd with just a 6th grade education, later donating their house to Princeton University, Percy perhaps the preeminent banker advising President Roosevelt during WWII to mention little of my other friend Dr. John Pollard growing up next door tu president Coolidge in Northampton in Massachusetts, a man of perhaps fewer words than Einstein, also possibly producing nothing other than words, remembering it was in fact Mr. Grossman who provided the critical mathematics, Einstein no doubt quite the visionary, President Coolidge’s response, “You lose” to a woman who said, “I bet I can get you to say three words” not, however, quite as telling as e=mc˛, agree?

 

Time is very much of the essence, no harm in reminding you of two other events, the previous hyperlink containing an excerpt from Judge Jack Weinstein’s opinion as it relates to a rather important Repetitive Stress Injury lawsuit and my being once again in pivotal position to ensure that despite MWBHL’s passivity in going after Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman, reasonable minds prevailed, not tu arouse anyone’s passive aggressively beyond the threshold of “no return”, allowing me the opportunity tu announce sum 8 hours ahead of the mainstream media the importance of standing up to evil whatever forms it takes, whether it be a “Capo di capi” such as Ronald “O-Ring” Perelman

 

Or

 

an executive able tu fit into a good looking suit, co-opted to shoot others’ poison tipped arrows

 

Or

 

even a clerk at a local bank not quite schooled during his indoctrination tu respond to someone such as myself, well equipped to respond to fast balls thrown at or near head who sees no shame in calling someone a “phatso” [sic] or even a “moore ron” [sic], my willingness tu tackle anyone who plays it “fast and loose” especially those who have allowed their formal education tu interfere with their learning, nothing worse, however, than those who fricken waste my time.

 

As u know it is incredibly easy tu make money these days but so far I have yet tu find a way tu make up for lost time.

 

Butt I am working on it.

 

And while you contemplate the “positives & negatives” of engaging my services, remembering I am willing to significantly discount my hourly rate of $300,000 per hour if it will help you all make the right decision, finally, and please don’t go crying tu Melvyn Weiss Esq. who I think is possibly even uglier than me, let me know what u think of the possibility of my having added sumwhat to completing Einstein’s journey tu find a

 

Unified theory

For the inner workings

Of the universe.

 

I have a little catch-up tu do these days, having got behind once again in my paper work, hoping to get out a number of emails today in addition tu a certified letter to the Vice President of Citicorp Credit Card division applying both a “big stick” as well as a “honey approach” and 4 him tu take his “p.ick” [sic], hi Jeff Rabin, hi Poli-Pollak.

 

And of course should anyone decide to take a pick ax to the back of my head, my incredible wife, getting richer by the minute, having made it a “hole lot easier”, her slip while shaving the back of my head this past weekend providing the perfect target zone, never tu forget my good friend Anne L. Miller whose too lots in the heart of downtown Del Mar sold in early 2002 for nothing short of a “song & a dance”, hi Doug Royer, the conversation home from soccer practice involving an incredible sunset and a T Square, sumwhat interesting, depending one’s point of view.

 

Bill make no mistake I not only understand the concept of “loose lips sink ships” I also know a thing or too about “work product privileges” never though tu forget that I am the one who is really “putting out” at this time, all you folks required to do is tu put your hands in your pockets, pull out a nickel or too, the dollar getting worthless with each tick of the clock that Mr. Bush fails tu suspend trading of public companies, and then 4 u tu put your hands back in your pockets, get someone like KL to take out a template complaint and then with my adding in my too pennies worth of rather incredible insight, it is just a question of time 4 u all tu look pretty again, agree?

 

And what each of you do in the confines of your living room or 4 that matter your private bedrooms, whether or not u use a bidet or even if u, like, most males, I know, check in, from time tu time, that your balls are positioned correctly, is entirely your business, although I would like tu hear your opinion on why it has taken so long 4 women tu rule the world, agree?

 

Naturally, I would expect you tu argue vociferously that gay men, who are a whole lot better in business than straight men such as myself and Derrick Beare, the only exceptions I know of, besides 4 Jeffrey R. Krinsk, Devin Standard, Ron Bellows, and my incredible father, Bernard Nathan Gevisser, don’t actually c themselves as nothing more than women, agree?

 

Last night as we were throwing Mr. Jim Mcfarland Esq. “out the door” my wife provided Jim with her telephone that reads 1-858-WIL-NEXT and although she didn’t bother telling him that we own www.willnext.com along with another 100 odd websites including www.sellnext.com, my cell phone number 1-858-SEL-NEXT, Marie said sumthing along the following lines,

 

“Blah blah, I will do u next” [sic].

 

Tu which Jim, having caught his breath, fortunately or unfortunately, not knocking over the crystal wine glass containing sum “Pouissy-Fuisse” white wine responded, “I think it is time tu go!.”

 

Later Marie, who is French Canadian, let me, know, that all she said was, “I will do it next.”

 

It is all about balance, her expression, “When the dialogue becomes two monologues it is the beginning of the end” one day legendary, her grasp of mathematics and geometry probably still sumwhat better than mine, but when she and I are combined, thinking as one, there are few if any barriers that I can hold us back, having barrels of laughter critical in any household, today while she is once again at art class I have the pleasure of listening tu two lads, JoNathan and Connor play tu their hearts content, JoNathan’s trumpet playing, finally music tu my ears.

 

Mr. McFarland just so happens witnessed my wife’s will back on January 3rd, 2002, the day that Vivendi’s stock began a 280 day precipitous decline tu mention just in passing the CEO of Vivendi’s U.S. Filter division, Mr. Andy Seidel meeting a week earlier with Governor “Joe Blow” Davis, very likely, December 28th 2001, one day after Martha Stewart, a member of Revlon’s board of directors since 1996 played it “fast and loose”, hi Christopher Byron, with her stock trader friend, not tu be confused with Michael Steinhardt of the Steinhardt $5 billion Hedge Fund, before Mr. Seidel then met on or around January 11th with the top dogs of the Wetherly Capital Group [WCG] who masterminded and executed the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections a year ago this past Saturday, and immediately following this “hush hush” meeting at U.S. Filter’s headquarters in the California desert then had Mr. Seidel getting on a plane, heading to a board meeting of Vivendi in Paris, most surely letting its CEO at the time, Mr. Messier, know that the Rattlesnake was very likely tu interfere with their plans tu control more of the world than what they already own, he-she who owns the riparian rights, controls the land, such fertile soil along the banks, leading eventually tu numbered accounts in places like Lichtenstein, no assurance that cardiologist Dr. Paul Tierstein has decided that the surest way tu attract less attention from me is not simply tu hide in Lichtenstein but tu buy up the entire principality, Mr. Seidel possibly now thinking of ducking under the new wooden floors in the Krinsks’ “highly fortified” [sic] residence in Point Loma overlooking San Diego Bay.

 

And I assume Mr. Krinsk chose this residence having visited a place like Kyoto in Japan where the “Summaries” [sic] of old while practicing their aim down “arrow lane” which u can c in the previous hyperlink built their wooden structures in such a way that anyone entering their homes applying the minutest amount of pressure to the floor boards would tip off the “head of households” tu return their spouses quarters, no doubt most of the western world this day mostly imagining Prince Charles having sex with his “buttler”, agree?

 

Do u happen tu know how Laurie Black is doing these days?

 

Perhaps more importantly, r u using less butter?  

 

By the way, Vivendi Environmental, a 63% owned subsidiary of V, owns a 100% ownership interest in U.S. Filter, Dick Heckman’s “rollup”, Dick, a former “top dog” during the Carter Administration with the Small Business Administration [SBA].

 

Now would u be interested in also making me a loan, that I can “kick start” my plan to own the entire world insurance market in 7 days

 

Or

 

less?

 

Bill u may feel that although I have laudatory goals you cannot be all that anxious tu read thru all my material which u may genuinely consider best suited 4 someone like Howard Stern, agree?

 

Butt then u likely haven’t ridden on the back of a Ducati, just checking tu c that u r paying attention.

 

U would though, have to appreciate my knowledge of the media industry, my mother during her “hey day” having quite a say in not just what appeared in the print media, her brother Joe Ash, a local businessman-politician, once married to a lady by the name of Aida Parker, an intellectual highly supportive of the Nationalist Nazi Party that ruled South Africa with an Iron Fist 4 sum 40 odd years, Zena Gevisser also at one time having her own radio show, which is not tu suggest that her empire was anywhere near as big as say Clear Channel Communications that own more radio stations, I believe, than any other communications monopoly operating in the United States, the interns working 4 Howard Stern such as KC who may if he is “lucky” earn minimum wage, possibly getting “lucky” with a dame or too which is not tu suggest that KC would want tu have sex with a great dane, that one in the movie Good Boys rather good looking, our Pypeetoe though no doubt would have stolen the show.

 

U do understand that this is all part of my “road show” 4 launching Manager Minute One.

 

And of course folks like New Yorker Magazine would be rather interested tu hear my take on why someone like KC or perhaps his boss would choose not tu present “my case” tu Mr. Stern, my knowledge of western world politics, economics and social intercourse sumwhat more advanced than the average wheaty-eating white-Joe Blow-South African raised on absolute bullshit, folks like my other cardiologist buddy, Kevin Rappaport who I know a whole lot better than Dr. Tierstein, also having taken a “sling shot” tu Mars, Kevin the specialist of choice on local TV Channels such as channel 7 and 8, nothing quite like having a plan as in

 

A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA~A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA, agree?

 

No doubt many beckon the likes of u each and every day, few getting a call back, let alone summoned in tu the inner sanctums of your hallways remembering though it was another attorney visiting the offices of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach who “did u in”, the Lexicon case, although causing u tu cough up, sum $50 million, nothing short of a G-D-Send, at least this my opinion, giving each and every one of u the opportunity tu do good, just one more time,

 

I am not exactly another joker pitching u a story that sounds wonderful that has u simply examining it “worthiness” when compared to the hoards of opportunities worth pursuing including expanding not only into other areas like Anti-Trust but other territories such as Canada, agree?

 

And of course there are more than a handful of us Americans who think while taking over the oil fields of Saudi Arabia et al, no solution, however, tu solving the cataclysmic effects of burning the remnants of the dinosaur age suffocating us all, the immediate danger, however, that I c, the hot air coming out of the mouths of the squeakiest of voices, those who provide the “silent treatment” possibly the mostly deadly, much like rat feces, agree?

 

Especially when these “control freaks” finding themselves losing “control”, those who have no voice, the youngsters, who are all our futures getting, however, more and more with the program, hi Mr. George “Money Talks” Hurst Esq., able to work out pretty much on their own quicker than any generation before, hi Professor, thanks tu the Digital Age the extent of their parents’ hypocrisy, agree?

 

Bill, now don’t tell me u are dumb enough to be investing in anyone else’s art other than that of Sebastian Capella or sum of his better students, agree?

 

Suffice tu say that back in the mid 1980s while helping running IMS a marketing-publishing company specializing mostly in the Property and Casualty Insurance Industry we “blazed a trail” towards a “paperless work environment” our salespeople almost exclusively telemarketers, the exceptions being George Nordhaus, the CEO-Chairman of the Board, the head of this group of amazing women, the most competent individuals I have had the pleasure of working with, and myself, all doing their fair share tu make ends meet, certainly affording tu stay off the street which is not the case with a whole lot of attorneys I happen tu know.

 

And of course my heart goes out tu Mr. Kenneth Standard Esq., the father of Devin Standard, a co-executor of my estate, who as president of the New York Bar Association is now tasked with “hand holding” sum 68,000 odd crybabies including Mr. Robert Kaplan, a principal of Kaplan Kilsheimer and Fox, once showing a little bit of courage in stepping up tu the plate tu tackle Ronald O. Perelman and Co-conspirators as the likes of Melvyn Weiss were out there doing nothing more, in my opinion, than flashing his pathetic looking, gold watch, my still wanting to know what happened to my grandfather, Israel “Issy” Gevisser’s solid gold watch.

 

And while u r at thinking if u or anyone else u know may bought this item from say a pawn shop after Jenny Gevisser, my step grandmother, possibly disposed of it, perhaps u know of someone, perhaps even working for Milberg Weiss who purchased too pairs of ladies shoes, on sale, from Neiman Marcus, the combined cost totaling sum $1,500, charged tu my account?

 

Again, Mr. Krinsk Esq. will provide u all the assurances u will need that unless you end up playing it “fast and loose” with me the likelihood of me speaking “out of school” are “slim & none” while having quite a knack 4 delivering the goods, u wouldn’t know what or who exactly jolted Mr. “New Yorker” intu delivering sum rather important “smoking gun evidence” that helped “clinch” Mr. Perelman by his few remaining short hairs?

 

And of course I would expect Jeffrey tu tell you what very very very important information is contained in that green binder u c in the “hand holding” hyperlink.

 

Again, the likes of Tom McWilliams, Newell Starks, the rather competent boys from Bartlit Beck are in a whole different league to an idiot like Perelman or even Warren “BO” Buffet who don’t know when tu keep their fricken mouths shut.

 

In other words, show me what you are made of by joining forces with me in taking on a real modern day goliath instead going after wimps like Perelman and Co.

 

Please let me know what you think.

 

Very sincerely,

 

Gary  

 

 

Ps – I am “under the gun” right now to take care of other matters, and will, check this email another time, don’t hesitate tu let me know if there is anything unclear, not a moment though, tu lose, agree?