From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Friday, October 31, 2003 2:32 PM
To: 'kc@howardstern.com'
Cc: rest
Subject: NEXT SYMPOSIUM...---...What marketing campaign sells best?

 

 

KC – I spoke with u briefly earlier this summer a week in fact be4 leaving on a trip to Europe that had me + my family bypassing JFK, once again.

 

I mentioned that I had a number of things which I believed Howard Stern would find not simply interesting but given his gall, G-D forbid he to has lost his balls, may very likely do a whole lot more than the folks I E-mailed in the main stream media last evening, hi Dan Cohen, be4 E-mailing a lady in Cuzco, Peru, Leslie Myburgh probably being one of a handful of folks who wouldn’t give me a “good reference”, yet; hey Mr. George G. Hurst Esq, remember tu inform your client to make the child support deposit no later than when Wells Fargo closes it doors today.

 

KC, don’t be put off by my wife + mine’s point of view, particularly as it relates tu pageants the other night having rented a movie with one of the actors form Fargo that was nothing short of soft porn that put both Marie+I as well as our dog Pypeetoe tu sleep, no longer does he have those “dirty paws” dressing 4 each occasion appropriately.

 

And it doesn’t take being raised in a household that understood this pitiful business to appreciate that “tits & ass” sell rather well both now as well as in Ancient Roman Times, just ask the current Pope, the leader of the Romans, having morphed into the Roman Catholic Church.

 

With all the woes, tu mention little of their foes, including SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] ready and able tu plough forward at just the slightest breach in their walls, a 100 mile wall of fire plaguing southern California, different to the fire walls about tu go up on my one website, www.nextraterrestrial.com, consuming a whole number of folk, it is no wonder why the Pope shakes so much, agree?

 

Butt nothing not even our rock cabin burning to the ground aggravating my orthodox Jewish brothers and sisters tu know end, only those, however, who have let their formal education interfere with their learning, than the Hebrew letterה    u c in the “hey” hyperlink,

 

Following on just very briefly from where I left off last evening in my email tu Ms. Myburgh, again not tu confused with attorney Emile Myburgh waiting like other attorneys abroad tu be given specific instructions on how tu go about launching the worldwide marketing campaign promoting my book, Manager Minute One [MM1], the first word after בראשית  = “In the beginning”, is the word,  ברא =create or if one is using the vowels correctly this rather important word would translate more accurately into “created” not to be confused with the email to a Dr. Ed which triggered my wife’s ex-husband to go off the deep end, in time there will be ample proof that the world is in fact “endless.”

 

So much so, notice no “sics” at least so far, that the ב going back to the first word ,בראשית , remember Hebrew is read from right tu left, stay with me now, don’t feel the need to click on each hyperlink at this time, eventually u will very likely agree, assuming u haven’t already blown to many fuses, agree, that there is no such thing as “luck” in the same way there cannot be coincidences therefore not ever having to worry about coming up with a number in answering the question,

 

How many coincidences does it take be4 it is no longer a coincidence?

 

the “Glen” hyperlink below giving u sum guidance on the number 4 and then sum,

 

with

 

Point being, when one adds the “period” sometimes referred to as “dots” both inside the letter ב which becums what you see next, , changing the sounding from a “v” to a “ba.” sum could argue there are in fact 3 dots in the very first letter of the Old Testament, followed by too dots under the, ר ,  and then one dot under the ש the mind of G-D let alone what I happen tu believe is very much “The Hand of G-D” at work in Einstein’s mind boggling equation e=mc², without boring u with the details though with how I have deduced it tu be the

 

Unified theory

For the inner workings

Of the universe

 

Simply a “twist” taking place as one moves in and out of deep space, the speed of light, c, a constant in a “vacuum environment”, however, changing to a “variable” in a non-vacuum environment such as what we have within spaceship earth, and with all things “being equal” i.e. that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost, best described by Newton, mass as in m reverting back as many as one time believed, always a “constant” leaving Energy, e, to move “up & down” as in “Let there be light”, gravity though never been much of a mystery to those of us with testicles more and more men having just as much drooping breasts than our better halves, women without question far better in terms of resolving conflict, making good decisions, most importantly their multi-task oriented skillsets should have them back once again in the driver’s seat, best illustrated by a whole number of incredible women who have been a part of my life, beginning with my incredible mother who had a head a head for numbers far outmatching her good figure, helped no doubt like each one of us by the “Hand of G-D”, e=mc² providing also strong evidence of Evolution.

 

Sum

Things

Are

Built 2=too=tTOo if tu stutter

Last.

Evolution?

 

There being no doubt, at least in my mind, that had Einstein embraced Quantum Mechanics he would have got tu c in this lifetime of his not only “Hand of G-D” but at least equal in importance, the “Mind of G-D”, again this is just my opinion, what’s yours?

 

Tu finish at least one point assuming I don’t get any more interruptions, the only photo I have in my database directory at this time depicting the vowels under the ר  sounding like “hey” if u were speaking French, is the Epilady USA Inc. business card provided tu me 4 the simple reason the wimps running this once time rather successful company didn’t have the balls while being “pigs at the trough” tu spearhead the “reduction in force”, the too dots above the “E” when applying either a left or right angle rotate look like this : pronounced, “Ugh without the guttural sound, right now I am in a race against time, motion and space all in perfect balance, as in 3,2,1, never tu forget my good friend Anne L. Miller and others of the exact same mold, who never age.

 

At 2:30PM PST, 30 minutes from now I have a lunch scheduled over at the Del Mar Plaza, having turned down just a little earlier lunch with my incredible wife + our JoNathan + friend, my being precluded from showing u, at this time, a photo our “our” boy who like the rest of the Frostbite soccer team due to the fires have had their game tomorrow cancelled.

 

Getting back tu our one and only conversation, and please don’t hit the delete button, worse yet asking tu be added tu my delete list, thinking I am trying tu pick u up, I am sure u r though a nice Jewish boy, the entire fricken world, those who believe in the fundamentals of the 10 Commandments all Jewish, I am not quite sure we got into stuff like the $64,000 question better expressed as the difference between,

 

The meek shall inherit the earth

 

And

 

The meek

WITH TEETH

Inherit

Shall

The Earth

 

Which came on the heals of speaking with a Mr. Glen Shapiro, an entrepreneur who I consulted to when he was the president of a division of Prentice Hall, my remembering this all rather well since my wife + I were all cuddled up in a New York taxi cab watching the electronic sign showing the Federal deficit going up in “leaps and pounds” [sic], the one and only time in this email u will see me using the designation “sic”, never one though tu “duck” an important issue.

 

Not tu suggest that my friend Glen and Richard Cooper, now would be a good time to click on to the “duck” hyperlink, shared the same biological father, had sex together

 

OR

 

either of them having close tu the success of Irving Cooper, a one-of-a-kind businessman who had little formal education but whose zest for life in the time period I knew him, embarrassed somewhat while putting up a “good front” in being associated with someone like Michael Steinhardt allied with Solomon Brothers in rigging the United States Treasury Market, but who became very stressed out when seeing with his own eyes how pitiful Steinhardt and his close colleague, an Israeli, had become not even knowing a “good deal” when they saw it but moreover, didn’t know how tu “deal” fairly with someone such as myself, who never lies, steals or cheats but has the resources despite mostly pondering my navel these past 15 odd years to give it back and then sum, getting ever so slowly into fighting fit shape, hell bent on dying the richest person on the planet, next tu of course my wife who could possibly be conspiring with the executors of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard and Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. although not very likely, nothing worse, however, I can c than the embarrassment of meeting our maker all washed up, agree?

 

So what thoughts do you have on the Hot Water Wars and why the author of that article Seth Lubove along with others such as Jeff Rabin, hi Jeff, have grown so deafeningly silent, better yet, since I already know what drives these pitiful characters, how much thought have u given to why is it that water made up of too highly combustible atoms, Oxygen and Hydrogen, so incredibly stable when combined in the right quantities tu mention in passing, just once in this email, water being fireproof?

 

Irv Cooper was the quintessential street smart “wheeler dealer” gaining much satisfaction particularly in his later years in his desire to c entrepreneurs succeed, falling apart, however, at least this is my opinion, when he came tu terms with the fact that although himself a “hard ball” player, retiring in his early 40s perhaps late 30s, having played in the “big leagues” all his wealth, however, responsible for putting on a whole lot of “shindigs”, a little crippled as he aged, could not make up for the incredible disappointments, having failed like many great people before him, putting his faith in man, a Democratic Party liberal, much like what I described, I believe, in the post script to Ms. Myburgh.

 

Irv Cooper had his failing but he was still a remarkable man and perhaps u have heard about some of his successful marketing campaigns including the one where he rented a suite in the Pierre Hotel in New York City, all a ploy, getting the manufacturers of Velcro sum 30 odd years ago, I believe, thinking that he had more intentions than simply having a whole lot of joy, while making tons of money, money not the root of all evil, but rather man, who has allowed his deficit needs to consume him, and why perhaps more so than anything else, I feel someone such as Howard Stern is the man tu help lead the charge, not a greedy bone, it seems, in his body, other than desiring every hot looking babe under the sun.

 

Rich Cooper, by the way, is someone else who has probably had no worse hair day than yesterday and if u haven’t heard of Prentice Hall, nothing lost I can assure u, especially if u haven’t let your formal education interfere with your learning, sorry tu repeat but I had tu find a way to reintroduce my wife who if she read this could have me locked out of the beach house, the dogs including my Pypeetoe very likely to growl if any uninvited person were tu simply show up at our next beach party, particularly her ex-husband who along with anyone else wanting to test my mettle better “watch out”.

 

It is possible that FBI agent Marc Culp has a new email address or has simply left the FBI, not tu worry though there are other dedicated government workers also trying to do the right thing including I assume Detective Steele of the San Diego Police Department who along with the FBI once visited with me just over a year ago at my one spot known as The Cave here in Del Mar leaving not only “empty handed” but assured that I would contact them promptly if my wife’s ex-husband, tu repeat, at least twice divorced, Dr. JBS, were so much as “blow it, I wouldn’t hesitate tu call.

 

So what do u think I should do at this time given the fact that I have irrefutable evidence that not only did Dr. JBS violate a permanent restraining order I have against him, moreover, has previously violated the law very possibly leading to criminal sanctions, many a black person in jail for far less criminal violations; in his own attorney’s words Dr. JBS,  “committed perjury” after signing a “false & misleading” declaration against me signed “under penalty of perjury” alluding to insidious but baseless allegations, furthermore I heard last night from a rather reliable source that at least two very close friends of his one biological son, our JoNathan, have arrived at the conclusion, “He [Dr.JBS] doesn’t like anyone, blah blah.”

 

Never tu forget the importance of sending the right message each and every day to the kids everywhere who are all our futures that we have learned finally from the mistakes of past generations, never to turn away 4 even a minute even when the choice is your skin or letting evil persist, one point being, next time round what do u expect tu be?

 

Hopefully, not another of those characters chewing on the likes of Howard’s colon, good enzymes like good, not to tight fitting jeans, tu embrace?

 

Which reminds me, do you happen to know anything the pair of ladies shoes purchased on my account at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills?

 

By the way what did u think of that woman all dressed in black riding that Ducati in the latest Matrix movie?

 

Maybe if u haven’t heard of Prentice Hall, then maybe u have heard of Simon and Schuster, the Schuster not necessarily the same person who was at one time, I understand, the head of the New York Stock Exchange, nothing quite bothering me as much these days as a lackey, perhaps akin to a “latchkey kid” although I am not certain, Laurie Black, the daughter-in-law of the deceased and disgraced former Ambassador to Switzerland, Larry Lawrence, probably another person Howard Stern would not want tu call 4 a reference although he might want to get hold of another member of the Washington Bunch, Valerie Schulte, an attorney for the BAN [National Association of Broadcasters] who copied on this email, a statistically valid sample of the world’s populations being blind copied.

 

At a minimum, Howard should ask Valerie to get Mr. King Golden Jnr. Esq also on the line to give their rendition of what took place shortly after the 3 of us crossed from San Diego into Tijuana just over a decade ago, not tu forget to ask both King and Valerie what specific Hail Mary each of them recited when seeking absolution in a Roman Catholic Church.

 

Which brings me back to the point of what sells and why exactly did the Romans embrace Jesus Christ, again the Romans as everyone soon on this soil torched planet will eventually know later morphed in to the Roman Catholic Church accumulating the greatest amount of real estate perhaps more than the Roman Empire at its grandest certainly if one considers the art currently in their possession they got more than what it seems Jesus Christ was trying tu bargain away from the Yids, sumthing our Susan Bailey’s current husband knows a thing or too about, Wes Anson’s claim tu fame, though, other than marrying one of the hottest looking babes on the planet, an incredible businesswomen to boot, somehow managing to find the time tu appear as another talking head on TV Network shows, is his brother, the current Chief Investment Officer of CalPERS.

 

What if Jesus Christ had not died such a violent death and instead chose like Pythagoras to simply disappear into the “woodwork” without a trace, my having come to the conclusion sum time ago, that it pays handsomely to have women in one’s inner circle, the lady in the left front row and I having spent a good deal of time in places like Crete and Samos her ancestral homeland, sum would say that I am much like Pythagoras wanting most of all tu be left alone, not that u would want me left in your house alone, tu paint, or say build entrance hall shelves unless of course u saw punching nails intu ancient biblical text as more than inflaming the masses raised on so much incredible bullshit?

 

Why else would say the marketing and program director for the Roman Catholic Church have blood dripping down JC’s forehead, punctured lungs, bloody holed hands, feet bound, blah blah, at a minimum, Jesus Christ, the greatest human being tu have ever stepped forth on this planet possibly with the exception of Adam, not tu suggest that my one programmer, Adam Tucker, isn’t the real deal, were it not 4 increased ratings?

 

Who other than the news people have analyzed the gruesome death of Jesus Christ?

 

What a way to endear sympathy, getting the masses tu tow the line, accepting their pitiful lot while the elders indulge ad-infinitum declaring abstinence in favor sex and then promoting large families just as the media blasting out mostly negative news then cut to a pharmaceutical commercial.

 

In a nutshell, What sells, better than “blood and Honor” perfected on sum 100 odd co-Nazi conspirators by a wimp such as Hitler, uglier, I think, even than me, again though depending on one’s view, who had he lived next door tu you would not have caused u likely tu raise an eyelid, the need 4 transparency, educating our kids from the youngest of ages tu fend 4 themselves, tu recognize that not only are their parents not G-D, but the teachings contained in the 10 Commandments speak volume without all the bullshit commentary.

 

And of course as u go through my hyperlinks u will c how well everything in fact ties together much like the Bible, certainly the Old Testament, my battling to get through more than page 2 of the New Testament although there isn’t a doubt in my mind the early Christians absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, nailed it perfectly.

 

Interesting isn’t it, how the acceptance of nudity goes “back & forth” much like the tide, at times leading tu cleansing souls but most often abused by those who control the airwaves to put forth their filth, worst of all their desire tu remain in a “command & control” situation, my skill and knowledge about how business is conducted in the major leagues giving these folks a whole lot more of a headache then they ever imagined particularly those folks who know that not only do I know where all the “hideouts” the tax loopholes, etcetera etcetera I have a whole number of suggested solutions including tackling the impending insurance crisis in a matter of 7 days or less, no illusions, however, that my shit does in fact stink, hi Gary Glass.

 

I cannot think of a more waste of my time right now than being bothered with piddly things like having to go out and buy a new wardrobe assuming I have no choice in continuing tu feel that I should contribute tu helping solve the problems of the world, a noble cause 4 each one of us tu agree on, agreeing to come on a show like The Howard Stern Show, agree?

 

I have called 4 a number of things as of late, my prescient timing though although not legendary, nor do I even consider myself close to being a legend in my own mind, and so u should be asking,

 

 “Why bother me at this time, I just want tu bide my time, rack up a few more hours under Howard’s tutorledge tu afford me a real paying job and when I have the bucks I will then make the ‘best & highest’ use of all the girls’ phone numbers contained in the database I back up each and every day, never knowing when the bell will toll, blah blah?”

 

Have u ever lied on your Curriculum Vita, what about your tax return?

 

Now please don’t start crying, that last hyperlink taken in Rio de Janeiro of a friend of ours who came 10th in the Ironman competition held a year ago last May in Florianopolis, Brazil, he and my wife’s brother, a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman, too in the family, very good friends.

 

Simply put, and u would have tu understand that my business, risk assessment, makes me sumwhat knowledgeable of both “puts” and “calls”, hi Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown, I have never been a “pig at the trough” despite growing up amongst the most beautiful women on the planet, and who would argue with my mother that South Africa produced sum of the most beautiful women in the world including Miss Worlds and Miss Universes, my mother having quite the hand in a number of these events, and who is tu say what she, you or I for that matter may have done in prior lifetimes, careful though to argue with someone who only debates people who agree with her, agree?

 

I plan to put out one, possibly too other broadcasted emails today including another post on eRaider.com’s The Buck Stops Here, the one co-founder, Professor Brown, obviously not having got the message that his “bone is mine”, yet, not that I wish him any physical harm or that he had anything tu do with that post contained in the previous hyperlink.

 

On the contrary I want tu see how long Professor BrownNose Brown can hold his breath, the fact that he lacks substance, his deafening silences so very telling tu mention little of his ignoring a number of important “calls” his calling though will undoubtedly become obvious in the space of a relatively short period of time, not that I think he is a girl.

 

More tu the point, never tu point a finger, hi Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton, that Brown and his colleagues are simply leaving more on the table 4 me and my friends to feast on, Machu Picchu, here we come, again and again, my liking that TV Dish in front of the Rupa Wasi Hostel more and more and it is just a matter of time be4 a great number of people get tu c this email, i.e. nothing like being caught napping by someone such as Howard Stern, agree?

 

Good Day, again.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake