From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: 'dcohen@kfmb.com'
Cc: rest
Subject: Guess who? Following sending
out this email I could be having dinner over at Ilfornio at the Del Mar Plaza.
Any and all of you are welcome to join me. We can go dutch, not quite a Dutch sandwich
though!
Last night while looking for my car keys I ran into a
gentleman and his wife over at the Del Mar Plaza in downtown
Good afternoon Dan and the same to all of you both copied as
well as blind copied on this email, the second Next Symposium of the day.
I chose Dan Cohen as “the
lead” 4 a number of different reasons probably mostly 4 the fact that
he doesn’t, at least tu me seem tu be hiding the fact that he is Jewish,
possibly bright, perhaps even precise although I don’t know if he is in
fact related to Chagall as most of u more familiar with my previous
communications well know, painted bright, was not very precise but was Jewish.
Now lets give a round of cheers, tu the man, up there, or
down there, depending of course from what perspective you are looking, those of
you who see yourselves as ostriches, or diamond diggers, or simply nose
clippers, G-D forbid a tramp who has yet tu figure out how incredibly simple a
man’s mind works, should begin by
breathing in 5 times thru the nose and out 5 times, yes, u tu
Without boring u with the details of what transpired when
looking 4 my car keys, the search beginning late yesterday afternoon at The
Cave going over twice to the Plaza be4 finding them sitting on the main bar
counter, actually on top of the cash register, the same cash register this
afternoon seemingly having blown a fuse, my finally getting this TV executive
wife’s attention when I commented,
“Christ
albeit Mr. “Darryl Brown” being possibly a good 3 inches
taller than me, hard though tu tell given his hunched position, seemingly
carrying like the Pope all the problems of the Roman Catholic Church on his
shoulders; consequently the likelihood of her husband actually being an eighth
of an inch shorter than me, highly probable.
Point being, I would like to get hold of this pitiful
gentleman if he is who I think he is, his wife simply spitting out the name
“Darryl Brown-Channel 10” perhaps simply tu get rid of me afraid
that I would badger her husband who G-d only knows why seems so incredibly
stressed out, unless he has been forwarded an email of mine in the past, his
deficit needs appearing tu have got the better of him quite capable though when
in front of a camera putting on a distinctly different mask to the
“crybaby” one being exhibited towards me and my poor dog, Pypeetoe.
Suffice to say for sum reason, perhaps my funny South
African accent of sorts having got in the way of things, his wife seemed tu
think that I wanted tu tell her so important husband, as she towered over him,
a “dog story” when all I might have said at one point was
“Thank God” which as u know is enough to drive someone who has
allowed their formal education tu interfere with their learning totally nuts,
especially if they have liberal leanings,
having amassed first though enough of a war chest thinking they know what is
best 4 everyone else or simply always being that way, from the get go, as in
minute one, being, however, at least intellectually honest enough with
themselves tu know that most if not all of you media folk could not really compete
in the real world, agree?
Butt when I looked at the Channel 10 website I
couldn’t find anyone by the name “Darryl Brown”?
The story I would like to share with him is quite different
in nature to anything I have ever seen covered by the so-called mass media, I
should add though, that I haven’t been hooked up to a TV set in sum 4
weeks now and therefore the possibility exists that things could have changed,
change we can all agree builds character, agree?
The bottom line to all this has to do with the book I am
just finishing writing titled, M
In conjunction with the promotion of this book which I am
all butt certain will ultimately outsell Ken Blanchard’s book, I am in
the process of launching 100 odd websites all geared toward empowering the kids
to parent the parents who need the most help, thus avoiding the faux paux of most if not all previous generations, the
credibility gap quite different to the generation gap which, in my opinion,
comes from being,
Moved
Off
Balance
By
Educated
Diks
Agree?
No doubt One Minute M
Crashes of course occur from time tu time and why the need
for good “backups” which u shouldn’t construe as some sort of
code word calling 4 Islamic Extremists tu act irresponsibly, i.e. commit more terrorist
acts on our great Homeland, agree?
And of course the border patrol people are not only doing a
great job helping with the mayhem caused by the fires here in the southland but
they should be applauded on those occasions when they allow undocumented
workers on to our rapidly depleting farmlands thereby allowing the folks in
Washington DC to keep fiddling with those wacko inflationary numbers, a direct
benefit of constant “good news”, however, sum of u putting off
another visit tu your favorite plastic surgeon, i.e. isn’t it about time
that someone started introducing into Charm School a course purely devoted to
learning how to smile naturally or just mimic yourself in the mirror after sum
great sex, agree?
One of the 100 odd websites in the process of being launched
is EmanANDdog.com
a takeoff of sorts of Etrade.com, again with more of a shift, however, not
altogether different from the Red Shift, this morning my wife and I waking up
hearing a totally new sound coming from a passing train, very much music tu
both our ears, her house in the flats of Del Mar across from the “Del Mar
Racecar” [sic].
Everything I am doing at this time is designed to get folks
not only thinking differently but tu help them never become boring in an effort
tu gear up 4 the final push, through the ½ way mark, the world just like house
chores endless, each one of us having tu play our part, the need though tu get SMART as in Science, Math=Music, Art, Religion and Technology, of critical importance, TRAMS
one smart way tu go, no need though to go back to the stone age, an English
group The Queen of Stone Age apparently performing last night at the Sports
Arena to a sell out crowd.
And I would assume u, Dan, have looked at what it would mean
if we assumed, 4 the moment, that G-D existed, that He-She is DNA, as in
NameGODdna or simply put, GodDNAname,
careful tu moc which brings me to an email I
sent out a year ago this past July 23rd to the Fox Network which
read as follows.
The collapse of the stock
market here in the
Publicly traded companies
with their diverse shareholder ownership allow m
President Bush should do
the smart thing and immediately suspend trading of public corporations, thereby
protectING the innocent and naive who are simply
throwing good money after bad. Those well run public companies should have no
fear for they will be at a competitive advantage relative to the capital that
has been so smartly socked away.
The scars of 1907 remain
on the masonry buildings housing the stock exchange of Wall Street. The fundamentals
of the economy at that time were much worse than in 1929. One man J.P. Morgan
saved the day, not so lucky for the victims of 1929. History has a way of
repeating itself but today the "risk markets" are more fragile than
at any time in history. "Risk assessment" is my business.
Gary S. Gevisser
Today there seems to be increased optimism brought about by
the news that the GDP as in the
“Gross Domestic
Production of Pigs” [sic] grew at
a blistering 7.2%
rate in the 3rd quarter which could spell a number of things 4 the stock
market, a whole number of folks no doubt cing more
good times ahead, not tu be confused with the Doppler Effect, whole numbers,
i.e. integers u all know r both real & imaginary, sum folks up tu no good, Number
the essence of all things, good or evil.
“Good luk” [sic] is all I can say, bearing in
mind that there is no such thing as luck, just good or bad decisions, values
everything, shades of gray to watch out 4, hi Gray Davis, making the most of
every moment, r u all having fun, yet?
If you look on The Internet you will c
my name associated with a rather important landmark case in Judge Jack
Weinstein’s courtroom which resulted in the first multi-million dollar
jury award involving “repetitive stress injury” being overturned.
Now u may not have heard of this famous “offense minded”
judge, my experience though with him quite the contrary, proof a function of
evidence, the better the evidence the better the proof, but I would suspect
there is the possibility u have heard of Diana Henriques from The New York Times who wrote a book
titled, The White Sharks of Wall Street.
This coming November 6th there is going to be a
meeting of stockholders of Stratos Lightwave Inc. in, I believe, Des Moines,
Illinois, all geared toward approving a merger of “unequals”, the
Sterling Holding Company, one of a myriad of companies controlled by Citicorp
Ventures Corp [CVC].
The bottom line here being what has occurred over the past
couple of years while the current chairman of the board of Sterling Holding
Company, Mr. Newell Starks, has been advising the chairman and CEO of Stratos
Lightwave is what, of course this is just my opinion, will highly likely take
place with most if not all publicly traded companies, shareholders like
momworker63
getting it in the shorts while m
Of course one has to make the most of the cards one is dealt
but wouldn’t you also agree, notwithstanding conventional acceptance of
relative morality, it is time to discard the old premise, i.e. conventional
wisdom that black hands can lay white eggs,
moreover when the masses wake up to the fact that the deck is stacked nothing
whatsoever to do with G-D
My mother, not altogether, a figment of my prolific
imagination always reminded me from a very early age, “If u r not part of
the solution, then you are part of the soros”
[sic][1]
If worst comes to worst and I only sell one billion books,
most of the proceeds going to charities of my or the executors’ of my
estate choosing, I am certain Mr.
Just today I received sum 8 identical letters from the IRS
[Internal Revenue Service] informing me of the following:
YOU COULD BE SUBJECT TO BACKUP
WITHHOLDING
In a recent communication I made mention of my father
teaching me to fly an airplane at about age 8 and that by age 11 I was fully
competent to drive my mother who got blinded by some chemical deposits as we
fished alongside the docks at Durban Harbor, South Africa, to an emergency
room, later regaining her sight but more importantly deciding that I could be
trusted with the “crown jewels”, nothing quite like knowledge, i.e.
information that has kept the have-nots at bay, every so often being afforded
an opportunity to look in, and I assume u have visited the mirrored dinning
room at Versailles?
At sum point I will get back to the Commissioner of the IRS
as well as others responsible 4 overseeing the collection of taxes in each and
every state not just here in the great United States of America but every fricken state on the planet, explaining tu them in very
precise terms why there is an immediate need to revamp the entire tax system
worldwide, an antiquated, incredibly illogical amalgamation of horse trading
deposits, the politicians mostly though focused on crossing their Ts, dotting
there Is, seeing who can come up with the best one liners while folks like me
simply smile all the way tu the bank, our intellectual property increasing in
value as these morons derive great delight making criminals out of decent G-D
fearing folk, rewarding those, however, who have stolen the most with
“free pass” after “free pass”.
And of course, the super rich, going back tu the time of the
Bible, can u believe the Old Testament beginning with a preposition, have
little way out given most of all their poor conditioning brought about in many
instances by not having been touched right, slave-master relationship quite
difficult 4 most tu fathom, perhaps 4 the first time in recorded history the
gap between the poor and the rich now being narrowed, every deficit cent being
spent coming out of the hide of those who have mostly got more than they
bargained 4 at birth, tu mention little of the brain damage being done at the
present time tu those with deficit needs as this gap that has gone on 4
generation after generation now begins to converge, pull out a silver spoon and
examine the imagery, agree?
In a nutshell, I detest those who derive
great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil
doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork,
agree?
Furthermore, I will be suggesting to those in power, not
that Bill “Wallpaper”
Clinton did tu Monica Lewinsky what Hilary dreamed the guy that shot himself
failed to do despite Hilary, I would assume lighting up a cigar when working
late at night with Mr. Foster, stay with me here Lisa, that we go first after
the worst of the worst transgressors, such as Warren “BO” Buffet by
taking them on an educational light journey as opposed to simply giving them an
escape hatch to come back “time and again” to play their “dirty
tricks.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, lend me your ears, I am the intimate
insider, call me if u like, The Helen of Troy,
hell u r all educated enuf at this time tu know is only here on planet earth,
although I prefer, at least “write now” [sic] the name,
Rattlesnake, in that I come with a “warning label” always
telegraphing my punches, those like Mr. Krinsk Esq. et al who have done
business with me knowing best of all that when I mean business I mean business.
You can reach Mr. Krinsk at 1-619-238-1333 should u require
any sort of reference and if he is not available simply email him and
don’t worry about tying up his email system, an excuse 4 Mr. Krinsk tu
try his hand at an incredibly boring game like golf, in due course Mr.
Now should any of you require a house painter I know of
another gentleman who can be equally trusted to give u not only excellent
service but who will be, most assuredly, very reasonable and if not, then u
will let me know and I will read Marius nothing short of the “riot
act” but “bare in mind” [sic] u had better have all your
facts about u, i.e. I don’t subscribe to what goes around comes around
but rather what goes around and around comes back with a vengeance, a boomerang
of sorts, transparency king, hi King, hi
William.
One other item on my agenda that I have been trying to get
broadcast over the public airwaves has to do with the “smoking
gun evidence” in my possession of political corruption at the highest
levels of the Democratic Party which it seems has a number of u quite nervous,
petrified would probably be a better word, hi Laurie, hi Seth Lubove.
Given my command of mathematics and an increasing
understanding of physics it is just a matter of time be4 word “leaks
out” and of course I have more than a hound dog like Mr. Krinsk Esq. in
my “back pocket” albeit Mr. Krinsk one of the very best I know
capable of responding extraordinarily well to fast balls thrown at or near
head, unlikely though this terrific guy feeling the need tu lambaste a
colleague in the following manner.
“Stop walking
around the office like a leaky watering
can and in a hunched position because u have a
little bit of work to do, blah blah. Based on what
I’ve seen your writing couldn’t get u out of 3rd grade.
I don’t know how you passed the bar exam but we r going tu teach u how tu
finally express ideas in a cogent and winning manner irrespective of your incompetence.”
I find it incomprehensible why sum feel the need tu abuse
folks in such a manner unless of course they are already brain dead, agree?
Please get back tu me ASAP with your thoughts, and please
understand u r now part of the Next Symposium.
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – Now check out www.nextraterrestrial.com that
remains on track to be the number one website on the planet.
