From: Gary S. Gevisser
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To:
Cc: rest: including Neil Gould
Subject: Israel - literal translation,"Struggle-Wrestle with
G-D" . Your hypocrisy finally surfaces...---... pray lewd...---
...continued.
Carol –
your response “I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” did not, I
repeat, did not fall on deaf ears.
As u know
full well, G-d gave us too ears and one mouth so that we should listen twice as
hard as we speak, and given my pretty good command of science and mathematics,
certainly a whole lot better than my French I have tu keep going back tu the
basics, that 4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is
gained nor is it lost on those of us of course who r not altogether brain dead, i.e. action-reaction, the
need tu constantly be moving, picking up where folks leave off even if they
drop their crap at your doorstep, careful tho when picking up dog poo when
around say a horse or donkey, loosing one’s head possibly worse then
one’s teeth knocked out, no longer having tu
ever worry ever again about having a bad hair day, agree?
In
addition tu your 10 exclamation points I have added 3 4 good measure, 1 4
“The meek With Teeth shall inherit the earth”, another 4 “Du
unto your neighbor as u would want done unto yourself without the fricken
commentaries and the 3rd 4 “Work Hard Play Hard” a
reminder tu Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff of the Wetherly Capital Group
that my patience is wearing probably not as thin as when she next gets
interviewed by the FBI, agree?
Which is
not tu suggest, Ms. Hess, that u r in any shape or form quite as remarkable as Ms. Shunit who later revealed herself as Cinderella, now take your pick, which of
Cinderella’s photos would best describe u, 1, 2, or 3?
Your
decision tu play “pong” with me leaves me with little choice butt
tu respond in kind, by first suggesting how well do u know any of these people
whose names appear alongside yours in the “URGENT PROTEST” broadcast across
the world by none other than Mr. Norman Lazarus who I assume u know sumwhat?
So lets
begin with
So much for
history books, at least in terms of history books prior tu the Digital Age
where going forward no fricken person on this planet is going tu be able tu
“duck and dive”, tu mention little of the spirit of an
I happen
tu have not simply a good name, but show me one individual on that list which u
can c below in the event my hyperlinks are not working who has a better name
than me, moreover with a more stellar “overall” reputation, one
that is already out there in print 4 the likes of u and others tu interrogate
“at will”
Or
Is there
sumthing else bothering u at this time, not tu suggest that u r waiting 4 any
type of inheritance having understood perfectly well what it is that I have had
to say on this subject that although “born and bred” in an
incredibly dysfunctional society like Durban, South Africa, few including the Professor
of Insolvent and Deceased Estates at the University of Natal, South Africa
could argue differently with the points I made tu him when he couldn’t
make “head or tail” of my final exam paper that if I managed tu get
the word out on why and how I came up with the design of a will contained in
the previous hyperlink it would be just a matter of when the likes of u and
everyone on this fricken would embrace it with “locked arms”
forcing estate attorneys tu find other career paths than prey on “one
time” customers, agree?
Maybe
there is another reason why u feel so bothered at this time that has u
revealing yourself with each keystroke tu sumone such as myself pretty in tune,
highly sensitized with the inner workings of the universe not tu suggest that
my body couldn’t be more toned butt then again when forced tu sit on my
arse and respond tu your so many fricken excuses that the upwardly mobile,
another fricken oxymoron, come up with 4 not doing what u-we commit, each and
every day, year in year out, generation after generation tu the point that we
begin tu forget the 1st Commandment, agree?
DnA
[sic] from there it is an uphill race, the rat race leading tu nothing butt hell
which as u know is here on earth 4 those in denial, agree?
Well u
don’t have tu, at least not until I spell things out a little better and
from here on out unless “commandeered” otherwise I will communicate
in the “Queens English” doing my level best to spell things out the
old fashion way, and no, just like there is no single way to reach G-D nor am I
suggesting it is my way or the superhighway although I suspect it is the World
Wide Wait that has you pondering what exactly web I am currently spinning while
revealing something I suspect you already know, i.e. that your decision to
respond not as gently as you would say to
Not tu
suggest that the MCC the world governing body of cricket responsible for
setting up so-called “test matches” between the different cricket
playing countries are planning a move, into our backyard, when one option could
be Folly Farm in England should real estate prices over there begin tu approach
what is happening here in California as this economy begins tu implode, big
time, agree?
When
someone approaches you with a “deal you cannot refuse” the first
thing you know to ask is, “Why am I the lucky guy?” bearing in mind
that I have never really believed in luck for that would mean I was
superstitious and I knew enough about a guy like Pythagoras who sum 500 years
before Jesus Christ took mysticism as well as superstition out of the equation
with his RAT Proof Theorem, “This + This = That” which you, being
female, may express differently but we both end up agreeing that Pythagoras
although a very spiritual person, as best we know, given there being no record
of any of his actual writings, was by most accounts the very first scientist,
nothing before or since as precise as x²+y²=z² which leads me to have you check out
once you have regained your composure the Z Question contained in the previous
hyperlink, I simply don’t think “absolution” is in the cards for you, yet.
There will
be fewer hyperlinks in this communication given the fact that although I have
delayed my one week sabbatical by another 2 days I am once again pressed for
time just getting off the beach, my dog sound asleep but I know that in less
than half an hour he will wake up wanting to be fed the rest of the chicken I
bought him for lunch, it seems the only time he feels properly fed is when Mr.
And so if
you feel the need to respond to this email just email JRK directly and of
course feel free to give him a call at USA 1-619-238-1333, he is usually in the
office after noon for sure most days Tuesday through Thursday and after hours,
between say 5PM PST and 5:15PM PST and his staff don’t answer, JRK
seeming tu have quite sum difficulty these days with staff turnover, a smile
just coming on my face as I pop a delicious square of Ritter Sport
Your
response, no doubt, being partially responsible for my delay of plans although
if there is anyone in particular to blame it should go no further than Mr. JRK
Esq. whose office I communicated with earlier today the cell call beginning at
9:49 AM PST lasting all of 7 minutes and 33 seconds, JRK keeping me on hold, no
doubt reviewing my “risk assessment” work-product while I
“clicked my heels” massaging though one of my loved ones toes in
tune with the heart beat of the universe, such that I wasn’t even that
much put off when JRK informed me that when we have lunch together tomorrow at
Rainwaters in downtown San Diego he is unwilling to order for my dog, Pypeetoe
another 100 odd ounce Porter House steak that I will then leverage till Kingdom
come attracting more and more would be supporters of Senator John Kerry to do
the smart thing and vote instead to reelect our great President George W. Bush.
Point
being even if JRK really goes cheap with me and only allows me to order for
Pypeetoe a cheese hamburger I will promptly follow the waiter into the kitchen
of Rainwaters and let every fricken staff member including those responsible
for keeping the cutlery and crockery spotless of this rather incredibly selfish
move on the part of this “one of a kind” incredibly successful and
distinguished SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Attorney] on the fricken planet,
daring to take out his anger toward me on my poor pitiful Super Italian
Greyhound who has just woken up the time 7:57 PM PST and so I must now speed things up.
You know
that by me just adding one letter to the word “anger” we end up
with “Danger” and by the time Rodney Dangerfield catches wind of
where I am headed with all this then G-D help those who think I cannot keep
pace with the very best such as JRK whose business it is day in, day out,
responding to “fast balls thrown at or near head”, you not fooling
me for one single fricken minute the fear you now feel, not in the least bit
afraid of what I would do physically to hurt you or anyone, my battle even with
killing fleas knowing that they are very possibly the reincarnation of
Doesn’t
scripture tell us that he-she-it who is the first to throw stones be ready to
undress so that the rest of us can examine their underwear to see if there are
any skid marks?
So because
you are apparently raised Jewish you might need further explanation in which
case let me begin by first telling you a little bit more about myself before
getting in to the knitty gritty of what I contend is behind your rather
revealing defensiveness, the fear that in exposing the Lazarus clan of Durban
North it will reveal how very little you either know or care to know about this
rather pitiful family, i.e. you and the rest of your bedfellows on that stellar
list begin to look a little closer at how little in fact you all may know about
one another, i.e. that this little PROTEST of yours was nothing more than
another of those distracting techniques, a smoke screen of sorts, that has so
fricken many of you in such pitiful denial that I want to cry.
Do you or
did you ever smoke filtered cigarettes?
As soon as
my one programmer notified me that u had responded accordingly I immediately
pulled off Nobel Drive on Interstate 5 just be4 South African Village Drive heading
north, crossing over the overhang stopping at a building with the street number
6363, and just as I hit the “reply” my batteries ran flat and I
didn’t have the necessary adapter, you of course know that this is a
different adapter to the one I envision King Golden Jnr. Esq. and his mate Mark
marketing with their sewer robot technology, gastroenterologists still I would
think aways down the road, remembering though that technology is doubling
according Moore’s principal every 18 months, which is not to suggest that
the “caretaker” of our Ccrest Café in Minehead, England, Margaret Moore, stands to inherit a heap
load of Intel stock should one of its founders, Mr. Moore, die, also under
mysterious circumstances, my thinking more at this time of Pythagoras than
Senator John Kerry’s wife, Ms. Teresa “Please give me another shot
on 60 Minutes without any close-ups or audio” Heinz whose former husband,
the ketchup offshoot, got splintered tu death by helicopters blades, my still,
to this very day, not quite able to fathom why in G-D’s name Teresa Heinz
would poke fun with JRK about her current husband’s catheter still
inserted up his penis as Senator John Kerry left the table in this very very
very private intimate setting, both the Senator and Ms. Heinz so very trusting
of JRK who I understand is one of the most important, if not the most important
individuals in southern California responsible for raising funds in Senator
John Kerry’s quest to knock the crap out of our great President George W.
Bush who I can assure u, G-D willing, will be reelected for a second term
giving each and every one of us on this planet the only hope of making it through
to the “Promised Land” again, this is not just my opinion but I
will leverage every resource available to me to see George W. or his designated
heir such as Mr. Rumsfeld continuing to lead to the point that we can all then
begin to think of different ways to help steer SpaceShip earth to infinity and
back again, and again.
And of
course in time there will be far less of us living on this planet and it
won’t be because people like Leslie “Stupid” Stahl have taken
a one way ticket to Mars to open a nail salon next door to
Wal-mart, but rather because information, the great divide between the rich and
poor, will result in us humans making smarter decisions in terms of how we use
our precious resources to the betterment of all of G-d’s creatures
including mankind who because of things like greed has lost his-her-its
sensitivity despite our incredibly sensitive skins, the accumulation of wealth
for its own sake turning caring, loving kids into diks who are far worse than
any beast in nature, going back to the beginning of time, agree?
So let me
now lead you back to the email
Tomorrow
at 12:30 PM PST why not hop on down and join us at Rainwaters, point being that
u may in fact be deaf, dumb, blind as well as stupid incapable of getting
anyone else on the stellar list tu satisfy u as tu who I am, not tu suggest u r
into mental masturbation, but may I please suggest u give serious consideration
say to contacting at least Eric Beare who may suggest there being every
possibility I may or may not be as “shrewd” as my mother, agree?
I think
Eric’s incredible wife was a model of my mothers or at least attended her
So if u
feel still at loss after exploring all angles tu get a better grip on life,
then just come and down and my sense is that JRK will at a minimum
attest tu my “credibility” including, incredibly my ability tu hold
a knife and fork correctly and by now u would expect me tu recite once again,
In a nutshell, I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding
the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form
of a pointed tail or pitched fork.
Suffice tu say, I would assume u do in fact consider yourself Jewish
and may therefore have heard of the term “Hair shirt” which I understand is how Ed Koch a
former mayor of New York City began his autobiography, a Jewish term, hair
shirt, that is, sumone who irritates people productively, much like a hair
biting intu your skin that u cannot get rid of, agree?
U won’t, however, even
need tu take JRK’s word 4 how effective I can be when in “grid formation”
and therefore why not email Mr. King Golden Jnr. Esq. who assisted me in
“working
out” the Epilady folks and while u r at it, ask if he kept any of the
photos sent in by women showing evidence of what the Epilady, a device
developed by men tu inflict pain on women, particularly around the buttocks,
can do when not properly applied.
Tell me sumthing Carol, r u
not amazed that I haven’t been incarcerated 4 sum technicality which
would give the likes of
Come tu
think of it there is one other person u might want tu contact so as to know
more about me, or at least give you more of a sense of what u et al r now up
against.
His name
is
The last
time I saw
So why
isn’t Steven and his former partner, and much closer relative than me,
Leon Lipworth, on
And of
course just because Vicky “Sticky” Schiff’s father built
Ceasar’s Palace and she used tu have a poster of the movie Casino in her
former offices when the managing partner of Stor America, a $100 million odd
mini-storage real estate portfolio, that this rather naïve
“go-getter” was in any way shape or form connected to the so-called
Mafia, which is not tu suggest in any way that had even someone as
sophisticated
“The more you give The Rattlesnake the more chances u
will have tu do the right thing”
Which is
not tu suggest that
Nothing
like having such a solid citizen as Mr. Irving Cooper as one’s
“back up” whose communications to David Berman’s
father-in-law,
My still
wanting tu know if there is any truth to an article I came across that
suggested some of
And
naturally if u want tu round up the price of my book Manager Minute One tu say
$30 or $300 or simply send me a blank check that I would then fill in based on
what I suspect that one train which apparently disappeared off the railway
tracks in possibly Zimbabwe, made its way into the furnaces of the
Lazarus’ clan’s Durban operation known as NFM [Non-Ferrous Metals]
and then came out the other side as a spanking new Blue Train that now travels
along the Garden Route between Johannesburg and Cape town, my promising tu
limit such amount tu no more than a million U.S. dollars, would they sound
about right
Or
Should I
call up my cousin, Nigel Gevisser who was once the auditor in charge, I
believe, of the NFM account and ask my “one of kind” rather smart
first cousin what he thinks whether there was any merit to those allegations
that had another buddy of mine Irwin Strous Esq. a pretty good attorney, not
perhaps as “shrewd” as say his best buddy Ivan Oshry Esq. tu defend
these scoundrels, and don’t be distracted by this one rather public case
that got settled “behind closed doors” for there is ample evidence
of this rogue family impacting each and every fricken Jewish household I know,
including mine, agree?
Ivan
Oshry, few would argue, is probably the best business attorney coming out of
South Africa, and can u believe it, that Ivan like his brother
The point
should be coming clearer and clearer and this doesn’t require you having
to read anything in between the lines, although I would like to know if there
is any truth to certain religious Jewish sects using a sheet when having sex?
You know
perhaps more about me in terms of the “work product” I have
produced over the past few days, just this email alone telling u how little in
fact you may know about the business of your own family, it seems to me by the
number of Hess’ in the list below that you folks may very well be related
if only through marriage to the Lazarus clan of Durban North, you along with
them as well as folks like Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff and the Sperm
Donor et al fully on notice tu not only watch your Ps and Qs, butt again,
should there be one freckle, just the slightest discoloration
occurring tu any of my loved ones which include all members of my inner circle
then I have not only full trust in the
Let me
know whether u r having trouble with the conventional wisdom, “black hands
can lay white eggs.”
The
Rattlesnake
Ps –
Just noticed that jimicarlos has continued a monologue he began with himself on
eRaider.com’s The Buck Stops Here, the deafening silences from BrownNose as well as Arthur A. pretty much in tune with the
sound of the oshon, at least from where I am perched.
From:
Sent: Monday, July 01, 2002 9:57 AM
To:
Subject: FW: URGENT UPDATE ON EUROPEAN UNION
PROTEST
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject:
PLEASE PLEASE TAKE
ME OFF YOUR MAILING LIST!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU
ARE!!!!!!!!!! CAROL HESS.
