From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, January 02, 2004 5:06 PM
To: Sandy Lee
Cc:
Po-Li Pollak; King Golden Jnr.; George Money Talks Hurst Esq.; Aaron"BrownNose" Brown; Devin Standard, Bernie Gevisser

Subject: RE: New Year 2004...---...New Symposium (:) Patterns of poor behavior (:)...---...Winging it!!!!!!!

 

 

Sandy, the time is 4:44PM PST and it looks like more rain is on the way, just having finished a most wonderful late lunch with my family, topped off with the most delicious cup of tea which I prepared, my wife, Marie, right this moment having just got back from the beach looking pretty much like this, earlier she and her mother had gone shopping where the only item purchased was our wedding gift which was not in stock.

 

By the way, did u ever taste our family’s tea and coffee brand, Gipsy?

 

After “chastising” them both 4 not doing more tu help the economy I could have sworn I heard Marie say, “Call him” and thinking she was referring tu Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. at exactly 3:17PM PST I left a message on Jeffrey’s business line USA 1-619-238-1333 extension 24, giving him the blah blah letting him tho that are we thinking of him butt at the same time letting my good friend know that Marie was actually referring tu my dog, Pypeetoe.

 

Earlier today I received this E-mail from Dr. John Pollard which we all thought was quite amusing no doubt even someone like Mr. Pollard who knows me rather well still thinking that I am, “Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble” [sic].

 

I am trying the One stone two hits approach which in French according tu my father-in-law, Johnny Dion, the man u c in the “its” hyperlink holding Peter Elkind’s The Smartest Guys In The Room, hi Peter, is  “Une pierre deux coups” whereas Altavista.com once owned by Digital Equipment Corporation [DEC] now under the “guidance” of Overture Services, Inc says these rather profound 4 words sumwhat differently, “ups d'une pierre deux »[sic].

 

More appropriate perhaps, One stone an infinitesimal amount of hits when considering the number of people this email is being “beamed” at including Colin Puterman who addressed me as Dear Sir that hyperlink taking u tu my Knotty Jew addendum which was part of the first mini-series I began on December 1st 2000 tu coincide with the 27th anniversary of the death-life of Israel’s first prime minister, David Ben Gurion, the “Dear” within Knotty Jew taking u tu a rather heart wrenching letter sent by a relation of ours in Lithuania back on May 3rd 1965, referencing my now deceased step-grandmother, Jennie Gevisser who made the “fateful” decision of hiding this letter from the rest of our family seemingly acting “in good faith” in preventing us from knowing how the rest of the family “left behind” in Vilnius, Lithuania were “murdered” by the “Germans” during the Holocaust, my hearing again this morning how sum folks who maintain there was no such thing as the “death camps” during WWII sumhow manage tu make their way in tu the “mainstream” media, while the likes of me blaze a whole new trail, agree? Hi Diana Henriques.  

 

The truth does set one free butt never be4 have the likes of u and me been in a position tu hold folks “in check”, the Digital Age, tu repeat, nothing short of a G-D-Send, agree?

 

I still plan tu send out an email or too tu Sidney “Little shitLazarus referenced in my last E-mail tu my dad the other day who is now all cuddled up in his apartment sum 5 minutes away from my sister, possibly making love to one incredible black woman and why not, should my amazing father not have more than one such woman taking care of him, my coming across last night while doing a little research on Bernard Nathan Gevisser’s Squadron 11 wing commander, Dr. Sid Cohen, this website that then had me hyperlinking on tu this website, now part of the Knotty Jew addendum, both hyperlinks now placed over the too triangles, one inverted, which u c in the opening paragraph.

 

Sandy, I will continue this communication later most likely at this “winging it” hyperlink.

 

I am under the gun in preparation 4 a call from the other co-executor of my estate, Devin Standard, who should be meeting any minute now with a Mr. Poli-Pollak, a college roommate of Devin’s who I refer tu as the Democratic Party New Poster Boy, my plan is tu provide the same sort of “running commentary” that I gave on eRaider.com’s The Buck Stops Here back on September 26th.

 

Glad tu c u decided tu stay on board.

 

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything!

 

 

Continued…

 

On my dad’s 4th operation he was No. 2 tu Sid Cohen although in his one logbook which I have next tu me at this moment, my father spells Uncle Sid’s first name, “Syd.”

 

Just be4 New Year’s dinner last night I showed Johnny Dion who is very much French Canadian and rather proud, at this time, of his heritage, a couple sections from both hyperlinks detailing the “superiority” of “Jewish fighter-bomber-pilots” not even bothering tu bring down my father’s logbooks since Mr. Dion would very likely have argued that they were “doctored”, so far there has been no “blood letting” on this trip, my hell bent on proving tu his Canadian physicians that healthy mind, healthy body, possibly leading tu a whole number of would-be doctors rethinking the practice of medicine as a way tu get rich quick, tu mention little of how her ex-son-in-law Dr. Sperm Donor JBS attempted once again tu place “unJew influence” on my wife’s parents,

 

Or

 

At least I will get the satisfaction of being able tu look anyone who disagrees with my style of keeping Mr. Dion “fit & trim” 4 when he meets his maker, letting them know in no uncertain terms I at least tried tu get the final word in, Johnny Dion seemingly quite surprised that “volunteers from the US and Canada” beat the “crap” out the RAF who were hell bent on giving the Egyptian’s “competitive advantage” in the final settlement negotiations as Israel’s War of Independence drew tu a close,

 

A large number of sorties was flown on October 7th in the face of a large Egyptian assault, and the Avias were instrumental in pushing back the offensive. The Avias also participated in operation "Yoav", launched on October 15th 1948 to break the Egyptian blockage of the Negev. 34 Avia sorties took place during the 10 day operation, most of them reconnaissance and escort missions. Only 3 Avia sorties were directed against Egyptian ground forces, during which 420kg of bombs were dropped.On October 16th Rudi Augartin in D.121 encountered three Egyptian Spitfires and managed to down one of them. The same day, however, witnessed the loss of two S.199s and the death of Modi Alon, the 101st squadron commander. Alon was killed after a mechanical failure prevented his landing gear from deploying. Amidst his attempts to lower the gear, his aircraft, D.114, hit the ground and exploded. Alon was succeeded by Sid Cohen, a South African volunteer and former wing commander with the SAAF…

 

On the morning of January 7th 1949, a few hours before the ceasefire was due to come into effect, four RAF 208th Squadron Spitfire F.22s took off from Faid to observe Israeli operations in the Sinai. Once over Israeli forces, however, the four aircraft came under attack from Israeli anti aircraft fire. The formation's no. 2, Frank Close, took a direct hit to his engine and was forced to bail his stricken aircraft. Soon, two Israeli Spitfires of the 101st "First Fighter" Squadron, were also on the scene. The Israeli pilots, Chalmers Goodlin and John McElroy, volunteers from the US and Canada, spotted the Spitfires and engaged them. McElroy scored his first kill against a Spitfire flown by Ron Sayers, while Goodlin went after the RAF flight leader, Geoff Cooper, and shot him down after a short dogfight. McElroy, meanwhile, had spotted the fourth RAF Spitfire circling the wreckage of Close's aircraft. The last British Spitfire went down as well, its pilot, Tim McElhaw, bailing out before the aircraft hit the sand dunes of the Sinai. Ron Sayers was killed in the encounter, Close and McElhaw were captured by Israeli forces, while Cooper managed to evade capture and made it back to Egypt. The two captured pilots were released within a few days…

 

The time is 5:45PM PST, still no word from Devin Standard no doubt in my mind, that Johnny Dion is now pondering, just a few pages left 4 him tu read of The Smartest Guys In The Room, how he might be able tu introduce me tu sum bigwigs in Quebec in an effort tu assist them in their negotiates with both our great President George W. Bush tu mention little of how given my innate insight I might also help Canada’s indigenous Indians, Johnny’s wife, Rachelle, 1/16 Huron Indian, making my wife, Marie Dion, 1/32nd, and 31/32nds nothing short of being my “sex-slave”, master, that is, Marie letting me know just be4 leaving the house last night tu pick up the Sperm Donor’s mother,

 

 “Training someone else would be too much of an investment of my time, no telling how he-she might twist out” [sic]?

 

Elizabeth Stewart, the mother of Dr. John Ben Sperm Donor Stewart, arrived looking not a day over 90 years of age, very much on “top of her game” as my mother, Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman would say, that is be4 my mother started tu go “senile”,  again, what else would explain my mother’s rather childish behavior in not communicating with her youngest son, i.e. me, the one and only son who back in December 1967 she entrusted with nothing short of the “crown jewels”, agree?

 

Johnny Dion is downstairs comfortably seated in a leather chair, one of the very few possessions my wife, Marie Dion, “escaped with” from her previous marriage, while Rachelle Dion, Johnny’s wife, and my Marie r currently out once again allowing me tu type away at blitzkrieg speed in our very well lighted upstairs bedroom, the sun going down rapidly still able tu get a view of the surrounding hills, glimpses of the oshon sum 100 meters away, the propagating sounds of the waves and trains at times colliding distracting me every so often into thinking about when world’s collide, a book I have yet tu read, right now my feeling as good as it gets tu when having a “wet dream”, mindful of a whole number of things going on, folks like the Sperm Donor et al thinking I will not only lose my place but my bearings as well, agree?

 

Them cuming, however, with each passing moment tu grips with the fact that when I mean business I mean business, my explaining earlier today tu Rachelle Dion how much of a genius Adolph Hitler was in co-opting sum 100 million Germans tu do his bidding, agree?

 

Well aware of "The great massses of people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than a small lie, perhaps from his study of art learning everything there was tu know about human nature, agree?

 

First in terms of how evolution operates in both plant and animal life, us not much different tu rabbits, look how we procreate, survival of the fittest all about attracting the best “of all worlds” the “Good Lord” applying the same techniques in producing a “one of kind” world, yet so unkind, humankind, agree?

 

No different tho tu a master painter who doesn’t need tu “spell everything out” BUTT requiring “just” a basic understanding of geometry as in shape, contrasts as in values and richness of colors as in chroma, Hitler getting the likes of Goebels and seasoned generals tu execute a “game plan” that he knew the industrious, well educated people of Germany so “honestly” articulated in Mein Kampf which I have also yet tu read, would be able tu get their arms around, agree?

 

Hitler relying on most of all, how short peoples’ memory can be when their sequencing has been interfered with, us all programmed pretty much right from the start, problems only developing later as a result of over-controlling people having “undue influence”, agree?

 

Or

 

Worse yet when we begin tu lie, starting out with what sum refer tu as “Just only white lies” and the rest is of course history, “Whites Only” billboards, playing havoc on the minds of the young, so impressionable, agree?

 

So where did Hitler go wrong, u must surely be asking, given the fact that he mastered pretty much everything right from the start getting the Jewish people the ones taught best in terms of “questioning” our leaders, most Jewish people know it is perfectly okay tu question G-d, tu accept Jewish Capos in our midst, destroying most of all our “self worth”, our ability tu count our blessings, agree?

 

Well, I don’t have all the answers although I have yet tu find anyone coming up with a better way tu measure our words than that contained in the Guidance tTOo hyperlink, agree?

 

I strongly suspect that Hitler became a victim of the same disease he inflicted on the millions of our Jewish brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, grandparents, blah blah, in his quest tu become nothing short of Godly, his lies, leading tu “short-circuits” forgetful no doubt that he was not exactly the epitome of the Aryan male, dark hair, dark eyes, short, etcetera etcetera finally taking its toll when as we know in the modern age it is almost impossible tu avoid mirrors, making the fateful mistake of not invading Britain, where the British Royal Family, “German first, blah blah”, homosexuality one way of avoiding inbreeding, would have welcomed Hitler with nothing short of “open arms” followed up with tea and scones, instead going against the advice of his ingenious military officers who had assembled a very well greased industrial machine, forgetting most of all the history, albeit recent history that befell Napoleon when tackling a Russian winter, agree?

 

If u feel the need tu take a potty break, go right ahead, my wife and mother-in-law returning, yet again.

 

Marie just informing me that she didn’t exactly come back from shopping earlier today “empty handed” showing me sum rather sexy thong underwear tu add tu a collection which in my opinion ranks on a par with Mr. Krinsk’s wife’s 172 “color coded” shoe collection.

 

Last night just be4 The Sperm Donor’s mother rather loudly but ever so eloquently thanked me in no uncertain terms 4 interrupting her as she uttered more of her nonsense, Johnny Dion was describing how a mate of his in a mining community in northern Canada once used an ax tu kill a bear, with Rachelle Dion throwing in her two pennies worth by telling us about this American female cyclist that was attacked and eaten by a bear and naturally I had tu tell everyone at the table just as the main meat course was being served how the mother of my one good friend, Irwin Strous, was eaten by a lion, as in “quid pro quo”, the Strous family a terrific group of meat eaters possibly not declaring on their income tax returns the “constructive dividends” they received when bringing home a “kow or too” [sic] hi Roy Essakow from their butcher shops, tu mention just in passing Irwin, at one time, a practicing, attorney, engaged, I believe, by the Lazarus family of Durban North, South Africa, who finally got caught playing it “fast and loose”, eventually all the “bullshit” catches up tu each and every one of us, agree?

 

My ability tu go “back and forth” between the physical world where evidence reigns supreme and the metaphysical world that requires a very finely tuned brain that comes from being blessed, most of all knowing how tu count one’s blessings and not simply mouth pitiful words time and again like “I love you” which youngsters most all then use tu simply get what they want particularly when they find out what fricken hypocrites their elders r, particularly their parents, who they have thought tu be nothing short of Godly, worse yet, having as a parent an over-controlling doctor, agree?

 

Johnny Dion sounding right now like I should call 4 that NEXT 1 hearse I once saw passing thru our beach neighborhood, coughing up a mouthful; u must admit the driver of this vehicle looks pretty cool, and please don’t feel the need tu tell me how many times a week u poo, although such facts may be of interest tu my very very very good friend, Derrick Beare, who is still fricken vacationing in “Plentybirdsbay” [sic] South Africa, every so often calling me tu let me know that things are great in South Africa, no doubt training 4 our next soccer competition, Derrick not able tho tu have accessed my emails in quite sum time, perhaps as far back as when we last played soccer over at Folly Farms this past summer?

 

So what do u think of Norman Lazarus broadcasting tu the world the URGENT PROTEST u c in the “Folly Farms” hyperlink, and while u r at what r your thoughts about my placing the INFORMERS WANTED ad in South Africa, what about Australia?

 

Elizabeth Stewart, again, the Sperm Donor’s mother, made the mistake last night of giving me nothing short of a “mouthful” thinking that although she was a guest in our house, my wife and I going out of our way on yet another Christmas-New Year where she was left alone, tu help her through these rather tough times, so cooped up in the big house, blah blah, butt in such fricken denial about her own poor parenting skills that led tu her producing sumone as pitiful as Dr. John Ben Stewart, whose name I once said I would never repeat again, at least not fully, attach a crucifix tu my head if that will please u, Ms. Elizabeth Stewart not willing even at this very late hour tu recognize the incredible amount of trouble her one and only “dik” [sic] has caused for countless people including the too biological children we know, tu mention in passing the Sperm Donor now having at least 2 failed marriages tucked under his belt, his biological mother seemingly only able tho tu “palm off” her offspring’s disgraceful behavior by always saying while lifting her fricken lilly-white-wheaty-inhaling nose, “My son is a doctor of medicine.”

 

Her declaration, “As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by this Jew boy, blah blah” [sic] did not exactly fall on “deaf ears”

 

And although Marie Dion pressed her left thigh against my right thigh that I can assure u was nothing short of being “blood red” I never gave anyone at the table any sense that I was in any way flustered by this bigoted specimen sitting across from me eating like there was no tomorrow one incredible spread prepared by MY WIFE seated at OURPROBLEM SOLVINGTABLE, period.

 

Ms. Elizabeth Stewart’s performance coming on the tail of one incredibly star-lit filled night, my being up most of the night with OUR dog, Pypeetoe who no doubt in my mind was nudging me on tu reach out 4 the stars pulling in all the incredible good that is out there, filling me with more and more purpose in terms of how the odds are well in our favor that good will eventually overcome all evil, agree?

 

4 every negative reaction there is always a positive, those operating in the so-called “negative” choosing tu attract “like kind”, very often folks, like my wife, operating in the “positive” getting “drawn in”, wanting tu help solve the “negative” person’s problem who seeks no solution, content in their own misery, feeding the youngsters with their “wants”, not wanting tu change, fearful of what it might mean tu have tu look in the mirror and say, “I fcuked up”, change only builds character 4 those not in denial, agree?

 

A whole lot of folks who know a thing or too, very similar in their thinking tu the likes of me, sumwhat content “sticking tu their knitting”, feeling at the same time “powerless”, now calling on me asking, “What can I do tu help u?”, agree?

 

It is just a matter of time in terms of training others tu be in a similar position of standing up 4 themselves, my wife’s E-mail this morning tu the Sperm Donor just a little more of the same that began in earnest after my ingenious wife responded so eloquently tu the Sperm Donor’s “Teeth” email of Wednesday, March 19, 2003 9:00 AM PST, the Sperm Donor following up sum 15 minutes later with this more eloquent prose, Marie Dion then smacking him first, sum 3 days later, with a “left hook” E-mail, the  KO punch coming with this E-mail to our JoNathan’s elementary school principal, nothing quite like a “sling shot”, agree?

 

 

Sidebar: hi Vincent Hinojosa III “keeper of the gates” at Washington Mutual [WAMU].

 

Please let me know if u have the email address 4 Alan Bersin who I believe is a bigwig with the San Diego Unified School District.

 

Altho Mr. Bersin and I have never met u may notice on that previous hyperlink containing Mr. Bersin’s bio there is also the bio of Ms. Laurie “AbsolutionBlack, the daughter-in-law of the now deceased but not yet disgraced enuf former United States Ambassador tu Switzerland during the Bill “Kitchen-Wallpaper” Clinton administration.

 

Ms. Black never did respond tu that email I sent her back on Wednesday, September 17, 2003 7:57 PM PST,  

 

Nor 4 that matter did I hear back from San Diego City Councilwoman, Ms. Toni Atkins

 

Or

 

her campaign manager, u no doubt recall my response tu just one other moron seeking my monies thinking that I might be as dumb tu part with my hard earned money as say a monkey, nothing quite like the expression, “… fool…” agree?

 

Vincent, it so happens that I met Lisa, the wife of Alan Bersin who I now seem tu recall may be the superintendent of all the schools here in San Diego County, over at a Democratic Party fundraiser at Laurie Black and her husband, Robert Lawrence’s, wonderful home, although my sense is that both Lisa Foster and Laurie Black both women going by their maiden names, would very possibly prefer Mr. and Mrs. Krinsk’s residence although I cannot be certain that Lisa Foster who be4 becoming a Superior Court Judge was apparently a very smart “whistle blowing” attorney, has ever swam amongst the koi fish like my “god” [sic], agree?

 

My sense is that u get my drift, not tu suggest that u and/or Mrs. Francis, the principal of the Del Mar Hills Elementary School contravened any Federal or State laws that I would think if not on the books should be, if not immediately, then how about a gentleman’s agreement between u and I be4 it becomes statutory, allowing folks such as me “equal time” when pitching his-her services and/or products in a forum paid 4 with taxpayers dollars, agree?

 

Vincent, when checking in your rolodex 4 Mr. Bersin’s email address please also email me back either your in-house general counsel’s email address

 

and/or

 

your outside general counsel, and please don’t worry about their being any sort of “conflict” given the number of attorneys I do business with both here in the United States and abroad, my sense is that the “conflict test” should take no more than a couple of hours and by that time perhaps Devin Standard, Poli-Pollak, Aaron “BrownNose” Brown and I may have completed our conference call which I assume is still on, hi Poli?

 

Vin-cent, not that I think that what u and the principal of the Del Mar Hills Elementary School did was anywhere close tu the Sperm Donor essentially accusing me of nothing more or 4 that matter nothing short of “rape” of the one biological daughter of his that we know of, at least that is my opinion as well as a whole number of folks who first read the complaint he filed under “penalty of perjury” on September 11th 2002, which no doubt in time his daughter as well as all her friends will be able tu read along with all The Sperm Donor et al’s pitiful declarations that resulted on October 24th 2002 with them all being “all butt hung out tu dry”, the Sperm Donor’s attorney, Mr. Money Talks Hurst Esq. knowing full well that I have not even come close tu throwing my “Last Punch”, a whole number of folks who understand perhaps a little better than most that my incredible mother, Zena Gevisser, besides 4 making one hell-of-a-punch be4 serving up quite a storm, prepared me rather well in the area of “guerilla warfare”, my mother quite the marketing genius, most would agree sum 50 years +++ ahead of her time, better late than never, agree?

 

Trust me Vincent, u have not heard the last of me and even if today were tu be my last day, I can assure u I am one happy happy happy fellow, agree?

 

Sandy, Lisa Foster happens tu be the daughter of Stan Foster who was smart enough tu hire my sister Kathy Gevisser, spelled with a K and not a C, tu mention in passing Stan Foster not bothering with introducing me tu the president of his Hang Ten International division simply “palming me off” tu a Mr. Ernest Rady who reminds me in many ways of Derrick Beare’s one uncle, Jonathan Beare, although there is really only enough room on this planet 4 one Jonathan Beare, my still needing tu follow up with KC of the Howard Stern Radio Show, possibly this coming Sunday or late Saturday, after Shabbats is over, agree?

 

Be4 going on I should possibly remind u even if u r not all that interested at this point in time that my mother has never once given me any type of introduction tu any of her many numerous business associates knowing full well from when we first began looking one another “square in the eye” that as long as no one interfered with my sequencing I could pretty much reach any level I so desired, water though has a way of finding its own level and those who often start out first very often end up treading water, agree?

 

ZENA RAG Zulman knew perhaps fairly early after I left her womb that I had possibly a pretty good understanding of Science-Mathematics, her command of numbers was, however, as good as anyone I have ever known, very possibly better at computing words-numbers than say Jonathan Beare who is quite the businessman-physicist-renaissance man-about-town, agree?

 

U know of course in business we c more often than not that it is better tu have first class management and a second class idea than the reverse, as well as, nothing quite spelling things out in terms of unifying things forwards and backwards as eMANandDOG.com doubtful u will find a fricken half literate person on this planet willing tu argue with me that such expression, MOC.godDNAname

 

Or

 

Name G-D Dna

 

Not exactly sumthing tu mock especially when coupled with the knowledge we have that a “Dog is a man’s best friend” not that I wouldn’t be willing tu trade my dog, Pypeetoe, 4 even all of eTrade.com, agree?

 

“Tis better tu keep quiet and let folks think u tu be a fool than tu speak out and remove all doubt”, agree?

 

My mother also asking me the rhetorical question time and again, “Is it better tu be in business with an honest fool or clever crook”, never ever ever though can I forget that my mother had more to do with my getting too letters of introduction, one from my uncle David Gevisser tu his, and I assume, Charles Engelhard’s attorneys located on Bush Street, San Francisco and the other from my stepfather, Alan Zulman, to the president of Hang Ten International, at the time a wholly owned subsidiary of Ratner Corporation which was run by Stan Foster who married into the Ratner Family of San Diego, the likes of Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. soon out of law school getting his feet wet with this rather well-run organization be4 going on tu make it on his own well be4 becoming one of the better if not best SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] in the country now moving aggressively into other countries tu mention little of the thrust at this time in the area of chemical imports into the United States, tu mention little of Englehard’s Chemical & Supply Company still in existence, sum SCALs possibly thinking that the foreign owned insurance companies, insurance companies the ones mostly responsible 4 keeping the pumps 4 his 180 gallon koi pounds going 24/7, r sumhow more solvent than domestic insurance carriers, agree?

 

Which of course they are, in the short term that is, given the fact that the largest foreign owned insurance companies are backed by foreign governments, no different in many respects to what is going on this country, right now tho there is a footrace going, a “cat and mouse” game that very few people in the world know all that much about, and why given the “prevailing winds” I could with just a little help from a handful of business colleagues both men and women strategically located around the 4 corners of the planet own the entire world insurance market in 7 days, or less, agree?

 

Sandy, u must understand that at the present time all u would need tu do tu get sumwhat of a sense of my effectiveness at getting folks tu “stand still” which is the cornerstone of my plan tu help make this world really “rock and roll” and 4 all the peoples tu finally have their say, is tu examine very carefully what is going on the eRaider.com website, a website “manned” by a rather incompetent Professor of finance from the Yeshiva University in New York City but don’t be fooled by this idiot, sum of the “moderators” on this “one of kind” website in particular Mr. Melvyn Weiss Esq., not altogether morons, Mr. Weiss along with my female pal Deborah Sturman more than anyone on this planet responsible for the multi-billion “slave-labor” settlement “extracted” from the German Government and Industry in recent time, and then there is Bill Lerach who I can assure u is very very smart, but not smart enough tu outfox me, at this time, agree?

 

The name Melvyn Weiss or Bill Lerach may not ring a bell in your head but if u were say running a public corporation anywhere in the fricken world and u received a letter from his law firm Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach [MWBHL] u will have tu trust me that even if u know in your heart of hearts that u have done nothing wrong the first thing u will do after evacuating your bowls, be4 even calling your in-house attorney tu mention little of who tu trust in terms of your outside counsel, i.e. one needing tu be as well-schooled as me in terms of understanding the full breath and depth of what is meant by “deals within deals” and “deals behind closed doors”, u would call in your CFO [Chief Financial Officer], agree?

 

And while trying tu stay as cool as possible not knowing tu what extent such an individual may have been playing it “fast and loose” u would have the CFO first confirm that your Directors and Officers [D&O] Liability insurance policy is in effect, agree?

 

Naturally, while he-she goes “back and forth” suggesting ways tu increase the coverage u would leave the sanctuary of your office, walk tu a pay phone that u hope is not tapped by the FBI, unlikely the CIA would be called in unless of course u were engaged in international espionage, agree?

 

And then call first your wife tu c how much cash she has been storing in the event of a “rainy day” be4 frantically calling your independent insurance agent such as Ken Miller tu c if he could get u additional personal liability coverage while suggesting that he might, if able tu do a “stellar job” in taking care of your personal needs, get your entire corporate business, constantly thinking about what divorce would mean, blah blah, agree?

 

Sandy, may I suggest u read rather carefully what Melvyn Weiss’ west coast 1,000 pound gorilla partner, Bill “Give Me Hair” Lerach, once had tu stay that still gives me, a rather seasoned pro at this game of “God eat God” [sic], a chill up my spine each and every time I read the following bearing in mind that I fear absolutely nothing, understanding a number of things including why in having got rid of our tails G-D-Nature, so that we could “twist” as we “gaaped” along, agree?

 

Two years ago [Spring of 1999] I addressed the “Business Weak” [sic] CFO Conference in Phoenix. I spoke to 100 CFOs of top U.S. companies – major American corporations. After I had challenged the quality of current corporate financial reports, the moderator used an interactive question-and-answer system to ask the CFOs to respond anonymously to the question: "Has your CEO ever asked you to falsify the financial results?" Astonishingly, 67% said yes – and 12%admitted they had done it. I later heard the SEC had sought – and obtained – the attendance list for this Conference.

 

And of course Sandy u may have read the follow up question which Bill “Gorilla hair do” Lerach failed tu ask of those who had been intellectually honest in answering “Yes” u recognizing that sum 67% of the Chief Executives Officers [CEO] of top U.S. companies had nothing short of “larceny in their heart”, tu then ask these 67 CFOs whether they thought those CFOs who had answered, “No”, were telling the truth, bearing in mind too things, one being that a good number of CFOs even without the aid of Aspartame may suffer from selective memory and perhaps equal in importance, but not necessarily so, that the CFO reports in 99.9898999% of the time tu the CEO, that percentage being in my opinion a far more accurate number in terms of CFO’s not only being asked, “to falsify the financial results” given what common sense tells anyone who has ever refused the directive of a CEO public company whose compensation package is tied in tu the company’s stock performance, i.e. the gap between the 67% who admitted tu having been asked and the 12% who admitted tu having falsified the financial statements, not enough run a Gillette razor blade through, agree? Hi, Warren “BO” Buffet.

 

Suffice tu say, Johnny Dion gave the performance of a lifetime during New Year’s dinner doing his level best tu make up 4 the faux paux of Elizabeth Stewart, Rachelle Dion, going, however, ever so silent, the blood clearly draining from her head, hoping not only tu forget the incident but praying I wouldn’t unleash a series of knuckleballs that would have then had me possibly advancing monies, calling in a hearse which of course I would have, “In Jew course” [sic] billed her son, Dr. Sperm Donor JBS.

 

At one time I had thought of renting that one hearst along with the driver tu follow behind us when picking up Johnny and Rachelle Dion from the airport when they first came in from Canada going on 3 weeks ago given the condition we had been told Johnny Dion was in, much like what our family was told about my mother’s “egg shells” arteries which turned out tu be a bunch of gobbledygook, my mother though has been dying, it seems, ever since that fateful day in December 1967 when she lost her handbag 4 containing exactly what, your curiosity not heightened at least sumwhat, agree?

 

It was, however, 4 no more than a couple of hours, my mother losing little of her charm, “a mind a terrible thing tu lose” another of my incredible mother’s expressions which meant so little at the time, agree?

  

Sandy it is important that u understand how concerned I am about the number of attorneys joining the unemployed, no doubt coming up with ingenious signs such as they compete 4 space on street corners.

 

Recovering Attorney

willing tu help around the house

4 food + glimpse of your underwear, blah blah

 

Such hyperlinks being continuously updated that keeps the likes of Mr. George Money Talks Hurst Esq. nothing short of being “gainfully employed”, his one client, Dr. Sperm Donor JBS most surely paying this out-of-control attorney nothing short of an “arm and leg” hoping against all hope that Money Talks will find a “chink in my armor” that would have the authorities dragging me away in chains, throwing me into a padded cell where the torture treatment would be listening tu someone such as Bob Dylan, hi Professor BrownNose, agree?

 

Dylan, u may have read in previous emails once broke bread with me, although Bob Zimmerman as he is known tu his close friends, didn’t exactly know me as well as say our buddy Jonathan “WeissAss” [sic] who was joined by Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. his wife, Campbell Soup, along with Jeffrey’s law partner, former United States Attorney, Howard Finkelstein, in ringing in the New Year;  the last time our poor friend “Weissass” [sic] and I conversed he was mostly concerned about Mr. Krinsk Esq. who had kidded this Texan, possibly responsible 4 the Texas “Happy” grapefruit Jeffrey gifted me when we last met at Rainwaters, that he, Jeffrey, was “long” as being a “long term” investor in the stock market which of course Jeffrey is not, unless of course Jeffrey has begun “sinking like a stone”, agree?

 

My dog Pypeetoe had a rough night last night and at first I thought it might have had tu do with the gargantuan Porterhouse steak he began sinking his teeth into on Wednesday when Mr. Krinsk and I last broke bread but the more I thought about this finely tuned dog who has demonstrated on numerous occasions his very keen sensitivity in places like the law offices of Finkelstein and Krinsk, once making quite a point of brushing up time and again a secretary who happened tu be hurting quite a bit in the exact spot Pypeetoe kept prodding his rather pointy nose, the more convinced I am of Pypeetoe being sickened by the crap that came out of Elizabeth Stewart’s foul mouth, agree?

 

And of course both Marie and I are so very aware of how Elizabeth Stewart’s son has treated her in recent times, what goes around, comes around, agree?

 

Tomorrow, January 3rd, my plans call 4 once again communicating with Ms. Vicky Sticky Schiff of the Wetherly Capital Group as well as Money Talks to commemorate the 2nd anniversary of my incredible wife getting her will witnessed, Money Talks, unlike Ms. Schiff at this time, not quite knowing when tu keep his big mouth shut, on October 24th 2002 making more of that particular document than he should have, his negative mindset, however, my now turning into positives ad-infinitum, my book Manager Minute One, the minute pronounced the same way as the TV news-entertainment show 60 Minutes, just a matter of hours be4 becoming front page news, agree?

 

I hope tu sum time in the course of the next week communicate once again with Matthew Margo an attorney-friend of mine who as far as I know still works 4 this pitiful show that according tu the documentation I came across last night on 60 Minutes’ website right be4 my wife brought the Sperm Donor’s mother over 4 dinner, declared:

60 Minutes, which enters its 36th season in the fall, finished the 2002-03 season as the number one news magazine”

Such information being obtained in the bio 4 the show’s producer, Don Hewitt:

More than 50 years after joining CBS News, Don Hewitt continues to influence television journalism, much as he did when he helped develop many of its methods for reporting news, beginning in 1948

bestowed by the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University, and the 2000 Fred Friendly First Amendment Award from Quinnipiac College In 1999, he was honored with the Spirit of Liberty

Hewitt began his journalism career in 1942 as head copyboy for the New York Herald Tribune after attending New York University for one year. During World War II, he served as a correspondent in the European and Pacific theaters (1943-45). He later became night editor of the Associated Press' Memphis bureau (1945-46), went on to become editor of the Pelham (N.Y.) Sun (1946-47) and was the night telephoto editor for Acme News Pictures…

Hewitt is the author of Tell Me a Story: Fifty Years and 60 Minutes in Television (PublicAffairs, April 2001), in which chronicles his life as a newsman. He is also the author of the book Minute by Minute (Random House, 1985). Hewitt was born Dec. 14, 1922 in New York. He and his wife, Marilyn Berger, a former NBC News White House correspondent and former Washington Post diplomatic correspondent, live in New York.