From: Gary S.
Gevisser
Sent:
To: 'D. Todd Philips'
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: From Toni Atkins'
Campaign
Attention: Todd Philips,
campaign m
Todd, thank you for being so prompt
in getting back to me.
Currently I am rather pressed 4 time, the time going on 4:30PM
PST, just this very minute coming across this E-mail,
the subject: “Is this ever your kind of stuff !!” sent by my friend Dr. John
Pollard, the date and time received on my
computer Fri 11/21/03 2:58PM, showing however,
that it was sent Sat 11/22/2003 3:01 AM. I
don’t have the time right now tu read this WSJ article but I would be
interested in your comments.
Ordinarily I would be at this time working on several emails
but so as tu focus sumwhat I am restricting myself tu just too emails, bearing
in mind that I still have tu prepare the butternut squash soup 4 tomorrows
Sunset Party, which will be the second time I have prepared such an item tu mention
little of me being quite the “nanny boy.”
Earlier I returned from the local Vons supermarket getting
the tail end of the necessary food, produce and supplies, for what should be a
pretty good party most of the purchases excluding the alcohol coming from
Jimbos, the local natural-organic health food store and a little from the local
Ralphs supermarket, crossing the picket line for the 5th time having
given, however, very careful thought about what message it sends both tu those
on the line as well as those workers now manning the checkout lines most,
smiling from ear to ear, 4 the opportunity tu be working, which was not quite
the look on the face of another shopper and her sickly young daughter who heard
just like I did one of the “phatsos” [sic] call out just as she
passed thru the entrance, “Kiss my ass.”
Naturally, I simply stopped in my tracks while heading back
towards my Mini Cooper S, both hands full, looked about, thought 4 a few
moments whether this potentially explosive incident would be enough tu get the
likes of Kimberly Hunt
off her ass and high tail it over tu our neck of the woods which isn’t
exactly District 6, a suburb of Cape town, South Africa I am somewhat more
familiar with than Toni’s District 3, District 6 once a vibrant “colored
community” before the former Apartheid
regime decided tu send in bulldozers making way for what is now undoubtedly a
thriving residential community, always looking 4 the positive side of things no
matter what oppression might be baring
down, agree?
And of course just like I wouldn’t have wanted to have
sex with any of these highly testosterone clad men, some of them even uglier than
me, incredible as it may seem, doubtful any one of them were picking up on
either me or this rather attractive mother and her girl probably around 8 years
of age, certainly by the time I was done with the boys who are not exactly the
type of “homy
boys” you would generally find in a supermarket like Vons catering in
many cases tu a bunch of wimps, u might have pitied them more than the kid
having tu hear such vulgarity tu mention little of her mother who was just
about in tears feeling terrible about crossing the picket line in the first
place, the urgency of taking care of her sick daughter apparently overriding
her concerns 4 pissing off these fatsos.
Us Del Martians, despite pretty much having it all, the
turf, the surf, good looking women, blah blah have
our fair share of obese and spoiled brats as elsewhere throughout the United
States, never though tu forget that we are the hardest working people, those of
us employable that is, certainly the most generous people on the face of the
earth as we pollute the air with all our waste, nothing worse then of course my
Jewish brother, Larry “Simpleton” King although I have not heard
what Poli Pollak has
had tu say on Network Television but if he was just once anywhere near as
pitiful as he was back on September 26th in our conference call then
I think there is every reason another pogrom can
be avoided, which u know from having read the previous hyperlink is not
necessarily altogether different from a government sponsored program, agree?
Understand, I am hell bent on driving out of Del Mar, the
good looking men, the chances of anyone other than me, or so it seems at this
point willing to “take it on the chin” from guys who would without
the slightest doubt in my mind get a spot on any Godfather movie set, being
nothing short of “slim and none.”
And be4 u tell me tu get “a grip” on things, may
I suggest u go right now to the “PS” and then start reading
backwards.
Naturally, there is quite sum method to the madness of the
union chiefs at this time, the supermarket chain strike going on longer than
the rank and file care 4, the heavy duty boys and girls, pretty hard to tell
the difference, turning up the heat, nothing lost on those of us in touch,
agree?
And of course I restricted my language tu simply asking each
and every one of the 8 guys, my knowledge of “close combat” never
tu mess with a woman in good shape,
“So which one of you phatsos
has the courage to stand up and acknowledge saying, ‘Kiss my ass’?
Okay so u don’t
like the word ‘phatso’ so then which one of you fricken cowards has
the courage tu stand up and acknowledge saying, ‘Kiss my ass, blah blah.’” [sic]?
Present throughout most of the discourse was the store m
Naturally, not a single one of these pitiful individuals,
the epitome of an adult dik, my assuming u have now clicked on tu a hyperlink
or too tu know that “kid” spelled backwards is “dik”, was
close tu my midget size, in height and size much closer my wife’s former
husband, Dr. “Sperm Donor” JBS,
Nor, should I add, that I left any of them a Manager Minute One
business card, deciding tu drive out the backside of the parking lot
sparing myself from the possibility of these miserable creatures seeing my
license plate, “DOG KO” and then later,
like right now, 5:28PM PST deciding tu set the entire 27th street alight,
smart move, agree?
I have decided not tu answer either the house line, my cell
phone batteries having gone dead much earlier in the day.
Were it not 4 our JoNathan going home with his friend Connor
it is very possible that our 11 year old would have had quite a story tu tell
his mom by the time we got home, the Vons supermarket just a
“hop-jump-and-a-scotch” [sic] from the Del Mar Hills Elementary School, Marie
at this point, as I have said be4, cing possibly
little benefit in divorcing me, perhaps, just biding her time, the possibility
still exists that she has conspired with either one and/or both executors of my
estate tu arrange “a hit” this Saturday probably as good a time as
any, although as I may have mentioned in an E-mail
this past Wednesday, even if the electrician Lowell isn’t involved in
such a conspiracy the odds of this English antique crystal chandelier holding
up as I swing from the bedroom ceiling where it is hooked in at this time,
across a narrow opening leading into the living area, a distance spanning sum
40 odd feet, as high off the ground as 20 feet in one spot, “slim &
none.”
I don’t “believe in G-D” since the word
“belief” conjures up all sorts of mystical nonsense, rather I know
G-D exists, providing each and every one of us with “free will” tu
carry out “his will”, and although it is okay tu be stupid
something which is allowed each and every day particularly in corporate
America, specifically in public companies traded on the stock markets, that
doesn’t mean, I can get away with being altogether stupid, my having
arranged 4 the leather sofas tu cushion the impact, once I let go.
My thinking at this time of the CAT IN THE HAT starring Mike
Myers, a pop-up ad I just saw on yahoo.com home page, my folks’ book The Winking Cat
possibly getting a new set
of legs, agree?
Be advised that not only is there a statistically valid,
representative sampling of the world’s literate population copied on this
email in addition to the San Diego Police Department and the local FBI office
but I have empirical evidence, not tu be confused with the expression, The Emperor Has No Clothes, that the vast majority of people
who receive my emails not only eventually get around tu reading each and every
word, but examine them both “backwards & forwards” much like I
have been doing pretty much all my life, having simply a “time
advantage” over most of my peers, my focus at this time, the kids who
have not lost either their spirit, the will tu succeed, but who can with a good
command of Science, Mathematics,
Art, Religion
and Technology comprehend both the physics
and metaphysics that keep everything in balance, my having just last night come
across an article that talked about how scientists by doing a genetic
Suffice to say the E-mail
I sent out last evening tu the parents of the Frostbite Soccer says a number of
things and although I wrote it in conjunction with 3 other emails, all said and
done, them all taking less than hour tu pull together including adding the
hyperlinks, the most time consuming aspect being who tu include, tu mention
little of the dilemma which individuals tu “Cc” versus
“bcc” as in blind copy, my method of communication overcoming just
about any human condition and/or handicap, unless the individual is deaf, dumb
and blind, i.e. more “out of it” than say a monkey, one critical
key tu success is never being in denial as well as never, ever, ever allowing
anyone within your sphere of influence who suffers from such a horrible disease
get within an “arms length”, tu heck with whiners, agree?
As u may know English is a language that was ripped out of
the Latin and last night while perusing the diary I kept sum 30 years ago while
visiting Israel on what is called “Ulpan” designed tu give 15 year
old a flavor of the “Promised Land”, forgiveness much like showing
folks “kindness” most often interpreted as “weakness”,
I came across a couple of what I thought were interesting notations, one being
sumthing about a letter tu my Latin teacher, Mr. Braithwaite, no relation I
know of tu Ms. Cowperthwaite,
a Bank of America branch m
And of course I include Roy as well as his brother
I haven’t had the opportunity tu review more than too
paragraphs of that 5,484 word email but one of the things I may have failed tu
spell out was why someone as incredibly bright as Tom McWilliams, the top dog
of Citicorp Ventures
Group [CVG]
would bring someone like Mr. Newell Starks, a “train smash” ready
to happen, at pretty much any time of the day or night, to be their “top
gun”, i.e. Chairman of the Board of the Sterling Holding Company, that I
suspect on November 6th of this year got the “go ahead”
tu gobble up Stratos Lightwave, a one time big fish hoping tu sell itself to
the likes of IBM now nothing more than a minnow, Mr. Starks doing exactly what
anyone with half a fricken brain would have expected of this “bull in a
china shop”, agree?
Remember now Mr. Starks is not only a rather accomplished
engineer in the conventional sense but in terms of his financial engineering
skills he has to be, at least in my opinion, the best in the entire, very
bloody, world, never tu confuse conventional wisdom with common sense and one
has to include someone like Jonathan Beare when one is referring to a
population group known as Homo Sapiens there being something in the order of
6.3 billion of us residing on this rather sickly planet at this moment in time.
Now one of the invited guests called me earlier today at
11:25 AM PST tu be precise wanting tu know whether the beach house where the
party will be staged is “wheelchair accessible”, Joey, a student of
artist-painter Sebastian Capella happens tu take care of a quadriplegic who
injured himself in a diving accident.
In the course of this 2 minute and 16 second phone call Joey
also tested the waters tu c if it would be safe tu bring along her dog, knowing
that both our dogs, particularly Pypeetoe, our Super
Italian Greyhound
[SIG] is very friendly, pretty much
willing to have sex with anyone, regardless of its gender or species 4 that
matter.
Mr. Krinsk Esq., another invited guest had questioned amongst
a number of things when we last visited for lunch this past Wednesday whether
we would be serving sushi and without missing a heart beat I said,
“No,” fully aware that he would likely bring along his fishmonger.
And even if our friend Kevin, one of the owners of a pretty
good local sushi bar catering mostly tu really hip folks, were tu give us his
very best cuts, the odds of the sushi being fresher than what is served at the
Krinsk household each and every fricken night is “slim and none”,
Mrs. Krinsk, also known as Campbell Soup, by now, having entered into a
binding, contractual agreement with the Navy SEALS located just across from the
Krinsks’ sanctuary out in Pt. Loma tu drop off
their “catch of the day” as they pass by, possibly having perfected
the art of not even slowing down as they drop a 600 odd pounder intu one of the G-D only knows how many koi ponds, tu
mention little of how back on August
9th of last year I had offered Mr. Krinsk sum of the
sword fish our JoNathan had brought back with him from a fishing trip with
his “Sperm Donor”, Mr.
Krinsk getting into the “kitty
gritty” [sic] of how long this incredible fish lay in agony in the water
with a harpoon in its belly before deciding tu pass, allowing me, however, tu give Joe Steinberg, one
of the too top dogs of Leucadia
National Corporation a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Mr. Krinsk’s concern for me ending up either a
paraplegic or a quadriplegic no longer a “talking point” given the
fact that he considers it nothing short of a miracle that I am still alive,
giving me no more than a 50:50 chance of seeing out another day, to mention
little though of my heart rate at rest approximately 40 beats per minute; given
however, all the things on my plate, constantly on the move, it is more likely
that if you come tu the party you will feel my pulse racing closer tu 60 unless
of course u were tu challenge me tu game of chess in which case my pulse could
drop into the low 20s.
Probably, by the time Mr. Krinsk arrives everybody could be
in their “birthday suits” [sic], testing out my waveski to mention in
passing a call I got earlier in the day from a Mr. Klein a principal it seems
in a mortgage lending company by the name of Cambridge following up on my
response tu a telemarketer who called my wife, Marie, the other week wanting tu
know if she was interested in “refinancing” her home, my wife like
me part of that “smart money” group sitting on the sidelines, which
is not tu say I couldn’t do with more cash these days, which brings me
closer tu the main point of me deciding to invest so much time in the E-mail
I sent Toni this past Tuesday evening at exactly 5:48 PM PST.
I have just very recently decided, in earnest, while putting
the finishing touches tu M
When, however, you have beaten the odds as Marie and I faced
last fall when her former husband another incredible coward deluxe, 50:50 seems
like a windfall, which should not have u thinking at this point that I am
desperate tu sell my windmill
painting, gifted tu me by my great friend, Anne L. Miller, who rests patiently,
enjoying every moment as I go about doing my business, which is not tu suggest
that u go over tu her grave and start
peeing, agree?
The “Sperm Donor” chose tu go the route of a
criminal courtroom setting rather than Family Court where he would have got
even more torn apart “then” [sic] the lashing he ultimately received by a
very fair judge in the form of Judge Hendrix, 4 the very fact that his too
biological children, that we know of, could have in a Family Court proceeding
been brought in as witnesses, where they would have confronted this despicable
character with his incredible, insidious lies, and were it not 4 the fact that
this “Sperm Donor” is white and a physician tu boot, he would, in
my opinion, be at this time, in a penitentiary faced with the real prospects of
being “boned
up the ass by Bubba”, his crimes remaining unpunished, despite him now
beginning tu finally “tow the
line”, such an individual and his buddies such Ms.
Kathryn Murry on notice, that they “stand still.”
Which brings me tu the folks from
the Wetherly Capital
Group [WCG]
who were responsible for masterminding and executing the rigging, i.e.
hijacking of the California Gubernatorial elections held last November 8th.
I happen to know a thing or too about how the likes of
While Toni Atkins’ too opponents decide tu pick away
at her about how she may be favoring gay-homosexual-lesbian business-play
interests, making lots of “hey” [sic], by joining forces with me,
interesting the likes of a District Attorney willing tu “take it on the
chin”, in so doing differentiate herself from “the pack” tu
mention little of doing the right thing, then I will consider contributing the
same amount of money it has cost me installing a fricken chandelier in our
bedroom for tomorrow’s big event, a total of sum $400, it improper 4 me
tu tell you how much I paid 4 this a “one of kind” purchase out of
an estate sale of a friend who passed away around this time last year.
If time permits I will be following up with Professor Aaron
“BrownNose” Brown, a professor of finance at the Yeshiva University
in New York City, and co-founder of the eRaider.com website, feeling very much
the heat, my Bottoms Up
Schooling [BUS]
gaining ground with each tick of the clock, time very much running out 4 the
wicked, which reminds me I still need tu get oil for the gas lamps.
I implore you, do not ignore
this email.
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps –
More importantly, perhaps, how it is we have so much
superficiality in this world best illustrated in our choice of presidents, the
Democrats clearly the smartest in this category picking in more recent times
the likes of John Kennedy versus say Lyndon Johnson and then there was Nixon
and Muskie, the Democratic Party frontrunner until Mr. King Golden Jnr., failed
to throw himself in the crowd, blah blah, the peanut farmer perhaps the smartest president
in U.S. history, from an IQ standpoint, a blithering idiot nevertheless, not tu
have worked out, how dirty tricks are played in the “real world”,
Georgia not exactly Wall Street, which brings us to the Democratics bringing in
their “big gun” Clinton, from of all places Arkansas, knowing
everything there was tu know about this yoyos baggage, his inability to keep
his dik in his pants, legendary, much like his temper, and of course it
wouldn’t take a rocket scientist tu work out that such an individual
would never surround himself with the “A team”
only “Yes men” who in the words of my very great friend, Mr. Amos
Wright, “will kill you” in order though, tu take on the first good
looking Republican to make it on tu the scene since Reagan started suffering
from
But what tu do when there is boy like George W. while
following in his
“
-----Original Message-----
From: D. Todd Philips
Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2003 1:56
PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: From Toni Atkins' Campaign
It was good to talk to you today. Please forward any questions/concerns you
may have about
Toni or her campaign to me and I will be more than happy to
address them.
Thanks!
--Todd
D. Todd Philips
Campaign M
Toni Atkins for
619-233-3085 (office)
619-398-5916 (mobile)
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