From: Gary S.
Gevisser
Sent:
To:
Cc: rest
Subject: FW: Next Symposium RE:
Friends of Toni Atkins...---...pork chops
Reuben, 4 sum reason it appears that this
email [below] didn’t make it tu u, sending it just be4 forwarding this
other E-mail
tu Mr.
Or
perhaps any number of folks knowing that I
am on the “write track” [sic] quite fearful of what I might be
doing next, including too gentlemen whose last name is Weinstein, Mr. Mark
Weinstein, a former prosecutor and now mini real estate mogul from Los Angeles
with real estate holdings as far north as Oakland, California, whose mayor,
Jerry Brown I heard is considering running for California State Attorney
General, Jerry the former governor once “mocking”
the Beacon Self Storage Facility that I played a hand in resurrecting nothing
quite as important as my hiring a Mr. Eugeneo Ortiz to manage “THAT UGLY BUILDING!”, Mark
Weinstein unsure about how it might pay off being aligned at this time with Dan
Weinstein, the co-managing director of the Wetherly Capital Group [WCG] whose attorney William H. Jackson
Esq., a Stanford Law School graduate is very likely thinking about who is
going to fund his next meal ticket, his law firm Pilcher blah, blah
headquartered in Beverly Hills, not exactly chicken soup,
their senior partners, if they are smart, conferring with their insurance
broker handling the firm’s Professional Liability Insurance policy tu c
how he-she might get them off the hook or at least apportion blame for Mr.
William H. Jackson being either incompetent or culpable, take your pick.
And of course I can c Mr. Jackson who
happens to be black mounting sum type of defense along the lines,
“When Cecil Rhodes
woke up one day and decided to become a land Barron, nothing to do with $50
gift certificate The Rattlesnake received 4 being the assistant coach of the
Frostbite soccer team, my ancestors not yet hooked up tu The Internet failed to
do the smart thing, documenting how Cecil’s, no relation tu
Rueben, the point being, the craziness is
soon about tu come tu a rather abrupt end, Ms. Natalie Khules, referenced in
the first hyperlink, knocking the nail on the head when suggesting in response
to my question earlier in the day, “Natalie, so how did
it
go, the Finagle King et al, choosing not to settle on ‘the courtroom
steps’ just be4 trial?”
“It [the lawsuit
scheduled for trial yesterday against Revlon Corporation, i.e.
Pretty sick what is going on in the
insurance industry which has a way of trickling down and spoiling a whole
number of peoples’ fun, the United States I hear wanting to now place
more of a lid on Chinese exports of textiles to this country, yada, yada, yada
to mention little of those folks like Natalie who despite having done
everything that could be expected of a good worker and then some, now finds
herself in the same position as “poor” Mr.
And of course I wouldn’t want u tu
think I consider you any less worthy of owning the type of presidential real
estate Mr. Krinsk has probably paid off just from his winnings in the Revlon SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit] that was settled not that long ago, a lawsuit that
I had quite, sum hand, in, both in getting filed as well as in steering Mr.
Krinsk and his attorney-colleagues tu settle, “sooner rather than
later”, the possibility existing that Mr. Krinsk and his partners, and
remember Mr. Krinsk is married to a rather accomplished lady who knows her way
around the board room table.
In other words, the name of the game is
“deals within deals” or simply put “deals behind closed
doors”, now given the fact that Mr. Perelman, the moron that he is,
decided to pump sum $117 million in to Revlon just too days ago in order to
keep Revlon’s doors open, one doesn’t have tu wonder to far tu
figure out who exactly is breathing down his neck other than of course me, The
Rattlesnake, the possibility therefore existing that Mr. Krinsk Esq et al ended
up leaving more money on the table than they should have, thanks, u guessed it,
tu me, agree?
I am assuming u r reading up on Quantum
Mechanics 101 these days, a good thing folks like Neils
Bohr, worked out the structure of the atom allowing the likes of u and me tu do
not that much more than contemplate our navels, from here tu eternity, agree?
Bohr, perhaps a Dane, not though tu be
confused with our one Great Dane whose name was Brukor
once taking a chunk out of Irwin Strous’
shoulder as Irwin escaped within an inch of his life going through the glass
door which happens to be open in the foreground of this hyperlink,
never tu forget the time I closed that glass door on my middle brother Melvin
resulting in him almost losing his hand, leaving him with quite the V shaped
scar to mention little of the blood pouring, quite a lot worse than when I cut
my right index finger while sawing through a bagel a few months back, my dog
Pypeetoe running behind me licking up just about all the bloody mess other than
that which went high on up on the walls as well as the ceiling; tomorrow I
decided to have a licensed contractor install the Chandelier in our bedroom
ceiling and I really don’t think you want tu miss me perform my gymnastic
stunt scheduled for around 8PM PST this Saturday when Mr. and Mrs. Krinsk
should be arriving with a possible presidential escort.
Nothing, u will c, however, will, compare
with the mental gymnastics that took place at today’s lunch, to mention
little of my forgetting to let Mr. Krinsk know that Marie is willing to take
I have every reason tu believe that Mr.
Krinsk left the office a whole lot earlier than usual his cold now very much
under control, nothing like having the endorphins flowing, and of course now
would be a good time to perform your Palates as well, remembering tu breath in
through the nose to the count of 5 and out, also through the nose to the count
of 5, now give me 100 push ups, just kidding.
Point being that of course Mr. Krinsk et
al could have put a contract out on my head or at a minimum arranged for this
rather innocuous looking couple tu be seated next tu us recording every single
word we spoke which of course was nothing short of gibberish, agree?
On the way back to the beach house I took
a wrong turn and ended up behind this white van with the markings “SAFE GLASS”
and couldn’t help thinking of the auto glass repair business you had that
went in the toilet once the insurance companies decided it didn’t pay to
fix broken window shields but rather replace them, the logic of such action
very much on a par with all the other chaos going on the market place that at
least keeps folks guessing as their being method to the madness of those in the
pound seats using the likes of brain dead folk who are caught up in the blame
game best illustrated by the too party system we have in this country, the
Democrats and the Republicans perfecting the art of “Divide &
Conquer” like no other group of imbeciles ever to walk upright, agree?
Which brings tu mind another Stanford
fellow, again not tu be confused with that idiot George
Fellows, the former president of Revlon Corporation, Professor and
“Polio anthropologist Richhard
Klein” [sic] who 4 all I know may still be excavating
while picking his nose 4, diamonds, well on track to becoming absolutely
worthless, such figuring of mine making the prospects of Mr. Krinsk doing much
more than thinking about “bumping me off” highly improbable, and
besides I not only provide light entertainment I was very careful not to order
the most expensive item on the menu, more importantly I didn’t bring
Pypeetoe along for the ride, right now he is fast asleep on my lap as I type
away at sum 150 words a minute, and of course it goes almost without saying,
that, relatively speaking, we r all idiots, when compared tu say, G-D, agree?
Now try talking at 150 words a minute and
c how many people can read your lips both forwards and backwards, remember now
there is mostly a vacuum between a whole number of folks’ ears these
days, those generally over say age 22, a better gauge though, remembering water
can fill a vacuum and the speed of light through water clearly not a constant,
being, kids who have turned into adult diks, allowing their deficit needs tu
propel them into a state of unconsciousness, just as someone as reasonable as
yourself would expect, agree?
More than a whole bunch of people, again,
whole numbers=integers are both real and imaginary, deciding rather than waste
whatever hearing they have left on what comes out of the TV tube, everything
pretty much going down the tubes, deciding instead tu read every one of my
fricken emails including, I highly suspect, Mr. George “Money
Talks” Hurst Esq and his client Dr. “Sperm Donor” JBS,
Marie’s former husband, both of them I can assure you anxiously awaiting
my follow up email to the last E-mail I sent
them on I believe it was October 6th of this year, tu mention in
passing, my best wishes 4 the defense attorneys of Dish Network, the food this
Saturday being served though, on our best dishes, the battle of the Titans, The
Rattlesnake Versus Citicorp Ventures Corporation, soon set 4 center stage,
assuming of course my wife decides, it is all worth it.
Let me know what u think, my hope is that
I can make it tu today’s touch rugby, can u tell me when exactly it is
scheduled tu begin?
-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: 'Spilkin'
Cc:
Subject: Next Symposium RE:
Friends of Toni Atkins...---...pork chops
Reuben – please try and stop by
after the wedding, the possibility exists we could go on until sunrise the
next day, G-D-Nature willing.
On the point of “stirring up so much
shit, blah blah” I have watched the likes of
you and those not quite as gifted both in terms of their knowledge and skill of
the game of rugby which like any team sport can be translated intu the game of life no game, however, quite like chess
which is “jostling” your opponent in “one-on-one
combat” without blood spilling of course, getting him-her to play to your
advantage.
Before I forget, u had tu have at least
been somewhat impressed by the lack of hyperlinks in my E-mail
to San Diego Councilwoman Toni Atkins, just a half hour ago, at precisely
9:51AM PST, my leaving another message for Ms. Atkins or a member of her
campaign staff to return my call, this call lasting exactly 42 seconds.
By focusing on the very best and the worst
one is able to draw pretty good conclusions as to what is happening in the
middle section, here in the United States we have the best of all worlds and in
my opinion the very worst, us being the most generous people and possibly the
hardest working specifically as it relates to the limited amount of “play
time” available, and without a doubt the biggest polluters, to mention
once again, us being the most obese and spoilt people on the planet, again just
an opinion.
I have no idea what position you or
Derreck, not tu be confused with
Butt I
wouldn’t be surprised if either or both of you played the
“center” position, a position I once wrote about which
doesn’t always get the respect, I believe, it deserves, given the fact
that the instant the opposing team’s “First Center” is
“taken out” nothing quite like a “stiff arm tackle”, in
one “foul move” remembering, however, it is almost impossible for a
referee to gauge the impact on the muscular skeletal system brought on by a
spine chilling maneuver that few athletes can execute, at the very first
opportunity, the option plays available to the opposing team greatly reduced, timing
everything.
At
While talking with me Derrick was also
coaching his son Jake at soccer practice moving up and down the sidelines,
“Jake
you got to get back, you have got to help your team mates.”
As I mentioned in the “Jake”
hyperlink, a response email to a Mr.
That last hyperlink reminding me that I need
to step on the gas, my having at this time less than 15 minutes tu change and
be downtown San Diego for my traditional Wednesday 12 NOON lunch with Mr.
Mindful at this time of our 14-year-old
Danielle who got cut from the Torrey Pines girl’s soccer team just
yesterday, the day before while trying to encourage her on how to differentiate
herself from the other players perhaps more athletic, by getting a better grasp
of the offside rule, that can propel a team from being on the defensive to in
“a flash” find themselves in a “command and control”
situation, in better field position while their opponents are loosing their
heads, pointing fingers at each other, Danielle choosing instead to debate me
on the point I was making about success being, “1 percent inspiration and
99% perspiration”, convinced that I had it “backwards” that
the expression is, “99% inspiration and 1% perspiration.”
And of course it is difficult to debate
someone without “hard evidence” or for that matter someone like my
mother who only debates people who agree with her, in due course I will be
following up with the parents of our JoNathan’s Frostbite soccer team
inviting them all to our Sunset Party while also providing them with a summary
of the tutorial I gave the team at the end of this past Monday’s soccer
practice.
I have been a little remiss in getting the
invitations out for this Saturday’s event having though received so far
just 3 RSVPs including one from a lady who wanted to know if we would like her
to bring along some “single girls” and of course this would have
little bearing on Marie taking down sum of her nude paintings, no doubt in my
mind the break she received on the house painting job recently done on the
beach house having sumthing to do with the enjoyment the painters got from
looking at the “green room” painting from so many different angles,
just this morning I ran into a former landlord of mine who I rented a beach
cottage from several years ago, that particular painting having everything to
do with that property being sold and me being forced out “on the
street”, moving on though, to greener and greener pastures, the story of
my life, the same with everyone I know who plays it straight, each step of the
way, knowing that it is just a matter of time before another set of waves, no
one wave having the exact same dynamics as the one before or the one that will
follow unless in a controlled environment, propels one that much closer to the
promised, land, need a hand, the needy or the greedy, these days?
There is of course a whole lot of optimism
everywhere these days and no one is more optimistic about their future than me
and my friends which is not tu say that one shouldn’t celebrate if you
are one of the folks about to be hired by say Merrill Lynch as long as people
like our great President George W. Bush does NOT
begin to pay attention to what I have to say about the immediate need to
suspend trading of all public companies, across the board.
It is important “tu bear in
mind” [sic] and I know I am sumwhat repeating myself that around 60% of
our Federal Budget is currently going towards the military, the lion’s
share of the $85 billion odd earmarked for Afghanistan and Iraq in the form of
fuel, mostly spent fossils being rocketed towards not the heavens but
earth’s outer atmosphere where it collects much like our farts, leaving
exactly how much for early child education while the Chinese have us by the
short hairs, thanks to the likes of former president Bill
“Wallpaper” Clinton, to mention little of which nations today are
in fact financing our Federal Budget Deficit, agree?
And of course you know that Attention
Deficit Disorder is in many if not most cases really Absent Parenting Disease,
to mention just in passing, I am assuming you have been to the toilet today,
how pathetic it sounds to these foreigners that we now have The Terminator
heading up the 6th largest economy in the world, ready to implode
under what may be ultimately as much as a $50 billion deficit, in California
alone, saying sumthing along the lines, “There is going to be sum pain
along the way”, agree?
Yes, my mate, the game of life is much
like the game of chess, rather easy to make this rather straightforward game
very complicated just recently we saw a movie where they talked about how some
people can think sum 27 moves ahead which I can assure you is absolutely 100%
bullshit and I think it is fair to say I am an above average chess player
although I have yet to take on a so-called “master” restricting my
playing these days to the odd occasion when our JoNathan who is 11 years
old, who can be rather precise and
thinks as well as any Jewish person I know raised sum 50% of their time in a
totally dysfunctional household, either needs to be brought “into
line” or is demonstrating enough maturity tu have me teach him how easy it
is to win at this game by keeping things simple but not stupid.
JoNathan is possibly as bright as his
mother in terms of IQ, Marie though, having as high an IQ as my mother if not
higher, my mother, most would agree was at one time “a certified genius”
now, more than likely, senile, which is to say nothing about Emotional
Intelligence, JoNathan’s sperm donor, Dr. JBS, in my opinion, having no
more than a gnat.
Forget thinking about 27 moves ahead just
think of the permutations involved in thinking say 3 moves ahead given the
number of squares on the chess board, i.e. 64, the number of moves available
when starting out, or better said, the number of “open spaces”
being reduced by sum 32, the number of pieces positioned on the board.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist
today to know that the biggest problem in computing has to do with heat buildup
as energy is “expelled” and the brain most would agree is akin to a
computer, i.e. the need to take “deep breaths” greater than ever
before unless of course one is hell bent on bringing on more strokes than what
is built in to our programming, i.e. why make life difficult for oneself
especially if your opponent is moronic enough tu buy into all the bullshit of
thinking a trillion or so moves ahead to the point that they are simply going
around in circles building up unnecessary heat, i.e. mental masturbation, and
of course us guys know from an early age G-D-Nature didn’t make things
easy, exposing our genitals, at the same time there is a lot to be said for simply
going “up and down” as in “backwards & forwards” as
opposed to following the lead of my dog Pypeetoe who continues to go around in
circles never failing to wipe his dick with his nose be4 licking his chops
while always fricken m
And of course you now have now a better
sense of why G-D-Nature got rid of our tails, agree?
The one point here is tu let you know that
another name for our SIG [Super Italian Greyhound] is Porky since he has a seemingly insatiable
appetite, very much looking forward, however, to our lunch today with Mr.
The other point being that hard work and
hard play rarely translates in tu folks being so-called “Happy” the
American dream of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for many if not
most Americans nothing more than a pipedream and why I make it my business to
“stir the pot” my command of Chaos Theory, understanding a thing or
too about human nature, having operated “in the trenches” with the
very best and worst of business people in both “mom and pop” as
well as
I forget this gentleman’s name for
the moment but I believe he has a contracting business and the minute he heard
I was from Durban, South Africa he didn’t say the customary greeting
along the lines of “A Durbs boy, blah blah”
but instead asked me whether I knew the Lazarus clan,
“You know the ones
involved with those stolen locomotives that were seen headed towards the Non Ferrous Metals’ [NFM] furnaces
and then the next day when the authorities came to investigate the Lazarus
boys, sumwhat blue-faced having never been previously called to task said,
‘What trains, surely you are not referring to that brand spanking new
blue train just coming out the other side, and if you continue to bother us we
will have our hound dog Irwin Strous Esq. feed you to
the lions, you remember his mother was once eaten by supposedly a pride of
lions recently deposited in to a game reserve where she and her husband, Louis,
were visiting, or so the story goes, blah blah”
[sic].
The instant one turns a “blind
eye” on the sufferings of others, moreover, the moment one fails to
address the wrongs within one’s own household followed by those in your
neighborhood, community you run the risk of encountering more than the average
number of strokes a person of the same biological age experiences in places
like Timbuktu, again just my opinion, where for the most part I believe these
folks have not let their wants exceed their needs, more importantly the village
people encourage the kids from the earliest of ages not to let their formal
education interfere with their learning, avoiding of course the chanting of
gibberish, so how is your Yiddish, the one common denominator left it seems
bring each and every one of us into line, our pride, agree?
I will leave you once again with the words
of my good friend Devin Standard
who is unlikely to attend this gathering on Saturday night, in his place at the
Problem Solving
table, this past weekend had me sanding away, before and after, a
number of folks, one lady by the name of Susan who lives at the end of the
block who apparently knows you all rather well, clearly taking a liking tu
South African boys still in rather good condition, her immigration business
apparently well supported by South African refugees looking to stay in this
amazing country legally.
From:
devinq@nethere.com
Sent:
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:
?If I am not for myself who is 4 me? And if I am only 4
myself, who am I? If not now, then when?
Spot on!
Not much more can be said?
Any, and all moral highground is undermined if the minute one's proprietary
skin has been
saved, one turns a blind eye to lesser, equivalent, or
greater evil. The
fact that the gift of one's life has been spared
obligates one to, if not
ruthlessly wield the sword of righteousness, to
at the very
least, shine a light into the dark corners where evil
manifests. Otherwise
you are abetting the Devil you've recently dodged. Cheers, D
Tot siens,
Ps – I will check this
email later, corrections, if necessary will be posted in green.
-----Original Message-----
From: Reuben Spilkin
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: Friends of Toni
Atkins.
Hi Gary,
Thanks for the invite, you are very kind to think of us.
I unfortunatly have a 4 oclock wedding planned for Saterday.
I will relay this message to Derreck,
I suspect you are still stirring up so much shit with
your e-mails!
Thanks,
Reuben
----- Original Message -----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
To: Reuben
Sent:
Subject: FW: Friends of
Toni Atkins.
Ruben, we are having a Sunset Party
this Saterday. You, your wife and derrick, his wife,
as well as any of the rugby players are invited.
Let me know.
Ps – you are not going to be quizzed
on whether you read this email below, bear in mind though that such emails have
my one website remaining on track to be the number one website on the planet,
statistically speaking that is.
-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To:
Cc:
Subject: Friends of Toni Atkins.
Dear Toni,
I am in receipt of your letter dated October 2003 seeking
additional campaign monies for your upcoming election.
60 minutes ago…
