From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2003 2:33 PM
To: RKlein (RKlein@stanford.edu)
Cc: rest
Subject: ?Blombos?

 

Professor Klein, remember me?

 

 

 

Sorry about that delay. At 1:42PM PST just 28 odd minutes ago my wife’s ex-husband left the same umpteenth message on the house answering machine wanting to know about switching the kids around this coming weekend to make up for the time he won’t be with his 13 year-old-daughter since he is planning on taking their 10 year-old son fishing in Montana just as he did last year and just like last year Danielle prefers to stay home and be with her friends.

 

There is in The Forum of today’s USA Today an excellent article titled, “Sexually active girl’s lament: Why didn’t I wait?” which I will be discussing with Danielle’s mother who has a rather unique and effective way of communicating matters of importance to the young, who are all of our future’s, agree?

 

Now coming in to one of my emails can be no different to walking into a horror movie the difference being that at the end of the horror movie you get to walk out and go back to your knitting, agree?

 

Well not exactly if you can comprehend that the world is endless to mention little of the lite journey I have in store for Dr. John Ben Stewart whose attorney, Mr. George G. Hurst is once again copied on an all-important E-mail.

 

Just yesterday I found out that my one attorney Mr. James C. Ashworth who comes from a line of attorneys, his father a prominent judge and his mother stellar in every respect, is “hospitalized.” Earlier today at 7:25AM PST to be precise I started the ball rolling that will have me “fixed” by no later 6:15 PM PST [6-20-03] assuming there won’t be any complications in a procedure that Dr. Soppe has done sum 150Xs.

 

Dr. Juma was the first “adult Urologist” to be referred to me but for reasons we figured out only while celebrating this past Saturday evening at an Italian restaurant in Cardiff “sand wedged” [sic] between Leucadia and Solano Beach that Dr. Juma and/or his assistants had visited my one website www.nextraterrestrial.com.

 

Ordinarily I would get into the “nuts & bolts” of the various conversations that went until midnight butt I have to leave in a couple of minutes to pickup our Jonathan from school. Suffice to say were it not for us having to get up at 5:30AM PST on Sunday morning to take Danielle to a volleyball competition up in Los Angeles, which really was our pleasure, Marie+I+Sebastian Capella+++++++ had enuf energy to wait for the sun to rise and then catch our fair share of waves.

 

Let me begin by wishing you well and that you got thru the recent Passover, i.e. move over rover if you think you can dodge me indefinitely and don’t give me any more of that less than heartfelt apology you expelled throughout the non-vacuum environment of our planet back on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 9:49 PM as in:

 

Dear Mr. Gevisser,

 

I did get your last message and this one, but I'm here excavating,

and I have only a few minutes a week to deal with email.  I

apologize if I seemed rude.

 

Best wishes,

 

Richard Klein

 

 

Be advised that I am on quite a roll right now, never thou one to roll the dice having mastered a number of techniques over the years including sum SMARTs as in Science, Mathematics=Music, Art, Religion & Technology altho as you know in the public school system here in California the word “Religion” is kept out of the equation.

 

I am very much on a mission to balance things out and sum folks have suggested that I run for Governor once our “bought & paid 4” Ho Chi Min Davis gets recalled altho by the time I am done with him there can be no guarantees that the French who had quite a hand to play in the rigging of the Gubernatorial elections held last November 8th will provide him a place of refuge, at a minimum I suspect they’ll charge him an “arm and a leg” whereas I have kept one of my apartment units at 1431 Stanford Street in Santa Monica vacant in the event he were to do the right thing, save us time, money and heartache as I go about spilling the beans that will have a whole number of people ducking for cover, nothing tho like opening the floodgates, wouldn’t you agree Ms. Diana Henriques?

 

Relax Professor Klein. Ms. Henriques is not copied on this email but in the event I don’t hear back from you in short order giving me a more clear and precise answer to my questions which I will summarize in short order, then you can bet your bottom dollar I will continue “tu hound u” and should I get run over by say a cement truck then there will undoubtedly be the “blood hounds” to contend with hell bent on making my book Manager Minute One the most successful publication since the Bible.

 

In a nutshell my question is, why do you think the editors of the Los Angeles Times failed to pick up on your diatribe, “Is it art, or somebody with a stone loot just sitting scratching their tochas" [sic]?

 

So that we can then get down to business beginning with you take on the recent fossil findings, i.e. The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth, agree?

 

All the best,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

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