From: Gary S. Gevisser
[gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent:
To:
Subject: 77,000 rock
Professor
Klein, I was recently emailed this picture of the rock found in
Gary S. Gevisser
From: Richard G. Klein
(via an autoresponder) [
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Away from my
mail [Re: 77,000 rock]
I will be reading my
email only sporadically until Thursday,
15 August.
I'll get back to you on
77,000 rock
as soon as I can. I appreciate your
patience.
From:
rklein@stanford.edu
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Blombos ocher
Dear Mr. Gevisser,
I have seen the Blombos
engraved ocher fragment, which is in the
Museum from which I
write this.
Best wishes,
Richard Klein
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent:
To: rklein@stanford.edu
Subject: RE: Blombos
ocher
Dear Professor
Klein...Wow, I am impressed. A professor at work, not quite ready for mum-ification to mention in passing how I like to generally
operate from the bottom up, that the closer one moves up the ladder the more
tight lipped the "top gods" [sic]. It is rare that I find myself
striking gold first time at bat. Right now I am watching the follow up program
to the one on PBS where I first saw you in the flesh. This subject matter
revolves around "where is god...what is dog...i
of the storm" [sic]. By the way I was raised in
Cutting right to the
chase, did you notice anything that would suggest an intersection of triangles,
as in the star of david?
From:
rklein@stanford.edu
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Blombos ocher
Dear Mr. Gevisser,
It's possible to see varioius patterns in the Blombos ocher
fragment, but to me, it''s essentially cross-hatching. There are
similar things from
like-aged sites in
produced by the
Neanderthals.
Best wishes,
Richard Klein
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent:
To: rklein@stanford.edu
Subject: RE: Blombos
ocher
Dear Professor, my
question though is why didn't anyone even mention the possibility of the
intersecting triangles? Who else has looked at the rock from right to left
where there is a progression that begins with some very clearly defined lines
that then morph into what certainly looks to me like a star of david? Take a
look at the attachment which has the rock highlighted. Nothing else has been
changed to the original picture that appeared in the LA
Times.
Now it probably helps if
those involved in the
Point being, I would
have thought that at least someone from the "pres-tig-r-es"
[sic] Los Angeles Times had enough of the Jewish bloodline running through
their veins to at least comment on the possibility beyond the
"die-t-ribe" [sic] I saw that simply upsets my stomach. Why not even
a point of contrast from the editor and staff or even their
"bread-battered-half" who could have the last laugh, or their
dishwasher who hopefully washes his-her hands before cleaning the toilets to
mention just in passing my "bottoms up schooling." Now maybe I missed
something in the text which al-lew-des to this
possible alternative viewpoint? What "barfs me all the way up the
tree" [sic] is that there wasn't even one alternative perspective. I have
many other questions but I don't want to keep you up, at least not tonight.
Last night was certainly late enough.
The fact though that you
would mention the Neanderthals raises my juices to the point that I am starting
to feel like throwing up. Now to be clear, I am really not a cantankerous
person. On the contrary I always first try to look for the good in everything
that has gone on before to mention again just in passing the chaos others keep
bringing into the mess halls of campuses throughout the world. I am in fact
hoping that we can all get our acts together and stop looking for lost tribes
and simply start a new tribe. At the same time we shouldn't lose all our
marbles let alone forget our historical perspective to mention little of the
fact that the Neanderthals are no longer with us. Why mix apples and oranges
although I guess since it makes a good fruit drink it is possible that the
Neanderthals and us humans may have in fact got it on, you know what I mean?
I like to keep things
simple, less said the better but until the paper work is all done, until we
stop consuming trees and drinking more of my Sea change Tea I must continue to
protest against bad parenting, potty training to boot. I guess I feel a lot
less guilty about writing stuff down given the fact that it consumes no paper.
But of course we still have time and space to contend with.
So please professor just
give it to me straight. Tell me clearly exactly what you mean. To be clear by
what I mean in the previous sentence, if in fact what you next email me is not
perfectly clear then I will come back and ask you, "How do you know?"
I happened to learn this two-pronged guerrilla attack from a former chairman of
the FCC who also is known to for his controversial positions, "I have yet
to see a merger I like." Now although I have it in quotes that doesn't
necessarily mean that is exactly what he said. I happen though to agree whole
heartedly with his sent-iments. I tell my clients, "I am paid to give you my best advice not
necessarily to say what you want to hear" the purpose being that it
ultimately saves them money and time to enjoy their mints after dinner.
As I get older I tend to
like less and less those who confuse the rest of us "servers" serfers
to boot, surfers to embrace to mention just in passing how I sometimes mix up my
metaphors, more so my spelling. I do though want to avoid ending up as scrap
for our four-legged friends to feast on. With that said, I am hoping to launch
a series of websites aimed at getting folks to pay more attention to what came
before us as "in god we trust" [non-sic]. One website that I hope to
launch is EmanANDdog which as you know spelled backwards is God DNA Name.
Looking at things "write to left" makes things a whole lot clearer to
mention little of the importance of writing things down clearly, also one
avoids wrong turns. A picture though is a thousand points of light,
another byte of the apple is really what I hope each one of has left in stor as
we get close to the end of the road.
By the way professor my
career began as a failed university tutor. I had the highest dropout rate of
first year business-accounting students in the faculties history,
at least that was my goal. I lasted less than 3 months on the job but I
was well on my way dna have never looked back, not
even once. Butt I do know a thing or tTOo about real estate, lots and lot.s and what makes a true French-C
If you are really
interested in hearing more about my background and what pleases me let me know.
More importantly, please answer my questions as best you can. Saying, "I
don't know... Maybe I missed something" is perfectly okay with me. I
promise to go lightly although that doesn't mean I plan to disappear, at least
not "write now."
Gary Gevisser
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent:
To:
Subject: Blow....Deep
breath....
Professor Klein, could
you please at least acknowledge that you received my previous email. Perhaps
with your education you might find a way to help me out of my distress. I
really would prefer not to make a mockery of you; why not at least respond in
kind? The good lord knows you do work hard. On the other hand maybe it is time
that you aren't so cavalier with your expressions, why should you be the only
with the honorable mention, wouldn't you agree?
With that said, The
Economist has picked up the story. Where do you think it is Next headed?
Sincerely,
Gary S. Gevisser
From:
rklein@stanford.edu
Sent:
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Dear Mr. Gevisser,
I did get your last
message and this one, but I'm here excavating,
and I have only a few
minutes a week to deal with email. I
apologize if I seemed
rude.
Best wishes,
Richard Klein
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent:
To: rklein@stanford.edu
Subject: RE:
Richard, is it okay for us to be on first name basis, we can work out the terms
of surrender later... just "kiSSing" [sic].
How can I help? As a kid
I went on several digs in
Now that Epilady was a
hairy experience. Did you know it was developed in
I apologize if I seem
rude butt Latin was one of my favorite subjects especially the part, "Amo
amas amacunt." The truth is I never matriculated with Latin as one of my
subjects. In fact I went to 3 schools in my final year of high school before
settling down with the most rebellious of my friends. I did in fact make it to
university. My parents were very proud of me. God had to have been looking over
my shoulder for there were not simply very bright people ahead of me but all of
them were very good looking women to boot. By the way "Knarley"
is pigeon English which we were raised on in
With that said, assuming
you are not yet ready to have me over as a dinner guest when can I expect a
response to my previous emails. By the way, my mother taught charm school, not
only can I eat with both knife and fork I have yet to attack anyone while
breaking bread. My father though prefers not to use a serviette. He and my
mother are divorced.
Alles van die beste
which is all the best in Afrikaans.
From: Gary S. Gevisser [
Sent:
To:
Cc: rest
Subject: ?Blombos?
Professor Klein, remember me?
Sorry about that delay. At
1:42PM PST just 28
odd minutes ago my wife’s ex-husband left the same umpteenth message on the
house answering machine wanting to know about switching the kids around this
coming weekend to make up for the time he won’t be with his 13
year-old-daughter since he is planning on taking their 10 year-old son fishing
in Mont
There is in The Forum of
today’s USA Today an excellent article titled, “Sexually active girl’s lament: Why
didn’t I wait?” which I will be discussing with Danielle’s mother who has a
rather unique and effective way of communicating matters of importance to the
young, who are all of our future’s, agree?
Now coming in to one of my
emails can be no different to walking into a horror movie the difference being
that at the end of the horror movie you get to walk out and go back to your
knitting, agree?
Well not exactly if you can
comprehend that the world is endless to mention little of the lite journey I have in store for Dr. John Ben Stewart whose
attorney, Mr. George G. Hurst is once again copied on an all-important E-mail.
Just yesterday I found out
that my one attorney Mr. James C. Ashworth who comes from a line of attorneys,
his father a prominent judge and his mother stellar in every respect, is
“hospitalized.” Earlier today at 7:25AM PST to be precise I started the ball rolling that will have me
“fixed”
by no later 6:15 PM PST [6-20-03] assuming
there won’t be any complications in a procedure that Dr. Soppe
has done sum 150Xs.
Dr. Juma was the first
“adult Urologist” to be referred to me but for reasons we figured out only
while celebrating this past Saturday evening at an Italian restaurant in
Cardiff “sand
wedged” [sic] between Leucadia
and Solano Beach that Dr. Juma and/or his assistants
had visited my one website www.nextraterrestrial.com.
Ordinarily I would get into
the “nuts & bolts” of the various conversations that went until
Let me begin by wishing you
well and that you got thru the recent Passover, i.e. move over rover if you
think you can dodge me indefinitely and don’t give me any more of that less
than heartfelt apology you expelled throughout the non-vacuum environment of
our planet back on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 9:49 PM as in:
Dear Mr.
Gevisser,
I did get your
last message and this one, but I'm here excavating,
and I have only a
few minutes a week to deal with email. I
apologize if I
seemed rude.
Best wishes,
Richard Klein
Be
advised that I am on quite a roll right now, never thou one to roll the dice
having mastered a number of techniques over the years including sum SMARTs as in Science, Mathematics=Music, Art, Religion
& Technology altho as you know in the public school system here in
California the word “Religion” is kept out of the equation.
I
am very much on a mission to balance things out and sum folks have suggested
that I run for Governor once our “bought &
paid 4”
Ho Chi Min Davis gets recalled altho by the time I am done with him there can
be no guarantees that the French who had quite a hand to play in the rigging of
the Gubernatorial elections held last November 8th will provide him
a place of refuge, at a minimum I suspect they’ll charge him an “arm and a leg”
whereas I have kept one of my apartment units at 1431 Stanford Street in Santa
Monica vacant in the event he were to do the right thing, save us time, money
and heartache as I go about spilling the beans that will have a whole number of
people ducking for cover, nothing tho like opening the floodgates, wouldn’t you
agree Ms. Diana
Henriques?
Relax
Professor Klein. Ms. Henriques is not copied on this
email but in the event I don’t hear back from you in short order giving me a
more clear and precise answer to my questions which I will summarize in short
order, then you can bet your bottom dollar I will continue “tu hound u” and should I
get run over by say a cement truck then there will
undoubtedly be the “blood
hounds” to contend with hell bent on making my book Manager Minute One the
most successful publication since the Bible.
In
a nutshell my question is, why do you think the editors of
the Los Angeles Times failed to pick up on your diatribe, “Is it art, or somebody with a stone loot
just sitting scratching their tochas"
[sic]?
So
that we can then get down to business beginning with you take on the recent fossil
findings, i.e. The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth, agree?
All
the best,
Gary
S. Gevisser
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