From: Gary S.
Gevisser
Sent:
To: Toni Atkins - San Diego City
Counsilwoman 3rd District (toni@atkinsforcitycouncil.com)
Cc: rest
Subject: Friends of Toni
Atkins.
Dear Toni,
I am in receipt of your letter dated October 2003 seeking
additional campaign monies for your upcoming election.
60 minutes ago, at precisely
4:15PM PST I left a message on the number at the bottom of your
letterhead, 619-525-7733, saying words to the effect that I would like to make
a contribution to your campaign, that I have just a couple of questions.
What caught my attention in addition to the personal note at
the end of this customized letter was the last sentence in the 4th
paragraph, which to save you time and bother reads, “He [your
opponent] has already begun calling the residents of District Three, he has
begun walking the neighborhoods and he has also tried to stir up controversy on
sum issues” [sic].
Now I don’t know if you recall me specifically since
you had to have campaigned pretty hard yourself when first seeking this city
council position and might I add winning victoriously, may I also add, support
coming from all quarters, not just me, but folks like Laurie “Absolution” Black
and Robert Lawrence, which is where we met.
That gathering of the Democratic Party elite on a day pretty
much like today, glorious sunshine blah blah, was a
big step for me, as far as I can recall the very first time I have ever
contributed monies to someone seeking higher office, politically, that is, and
I should also add, having been raised orthodox Jewish, I have never contributed
to organized religion or charitable institutions, in total, throughout my 46
years on this planet as much as I contributed to your campaign, as best I
recall, not tu suggest that my family were or are anywhere near as
“cheap” as say someone like Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq., much
depending upon how one goes about defining words, “cheap,”
much like the word, “truth” which
results in most folks, I know, being forced tu take a deep breath, agree?
I will keep this email rather short but please bear in mind
that I consider my time, most of all, to be rather valuable, the fact that I
opened your mail given my personal commitment to die the richest person in the
grave, quite amazing, my step-father Alan Zulman as I mentioned in an email
just yesterday being tossed out of the running sum 20 years back when as a
condition of marriage my mother, Zena Ash Gevisser, required Alan not only give
up his day job, co-founder of South African Clothing Industries [SAIC] but hand
over his credit card, SAIC not tu be
confused with Mr. Krinsk’s wife’s former employer SAIC [Science Applications International Corporation] where “Campbell Soup” the code name
for Mrs. Krinsk, was SAIC’s
marketing “top dog”.
Jeffrey of course, is a Democratic Party big wig supporter,
folks like Laurie Black and others who I refer to as the Washington
Bunch having taken a tour or too of Mr. and Mrs. Krinsk’s home,
nothing short of a fountainhead landmark once owned by a former mayor of San
Diego, Ms. Maureen O’Connor although I am not certain, I just remember
the name Peterson being banded about on one occasion when my dog and I
“gate crashed” a 4th of July celebration at this
“one of kind” home, my quest that we begin banding together a New Tribe, out with looking for Lost Tribes
now taking hold beyond the vacuum of my own mind, agree?
Suffice to say, I am meeting tomorrow once again with Mr.
Krinsk Esq. who up until now has been specializing in SCALs
[Shareholder Class
Action Lawsuits]
for our weekly Wednesday lunch and should you be in and around the world
corporate headquarters of Finkelstein and Krinsk please come and join us, their
offices located on Broadway in downtown San Diego across the street from Mr.
Krinsk’s and Mr. Finkelstein’s biggest competitor, “Milberg
Weiss Bershad Hynes and Leroach” [sic] currently in the middle of a messy
“get” i.e. divorce in gibberish, just hours away, in the space of
time, from imploding, while providing me with all the facts, figures and
statistics as they relate very specifically to your point, “ dnA he has also tried to sir up controversy on
some issues” [sic].
It is important tu remember that in just 2 seconds, which
translates in to 600 million meters when figuring out things like bouncing
balls while traveling at the speed of light, a lot can happen, and of course I
am not about to start preaching about Lot or the morons who throw salt over
their shoulders while talking about their belief in G-D, agree?
And of course you wouldn’t necessarily know that
things are speeding up, relatively speaking that is, and once one approaches
the speed of light things tend to slow down although at the precise moment of
us reaching 300,000 kilometers per second, everything becomes pretty much
mathematical, hopefully though in time we can convince more than a handful of
pretty smart folks that the speed of light is not a constant , specifically in
a non-vacuum environment such as within spaceship earth, i.e. if the speed of
light, c, can be both increased and decreased to the point that c equals 1, c²,
therefore equal also to 1, then mass, as in m, would equal energy, as in e,
kinda like how things began at least the first time around as in Big Bang, my
not certain at this point how many Big Bangs have come prior, mostly concerned
with what’s up ahead, living each day, however, as though it were my
last, Mr. Krinsk earlier today at exactly 12:30PM PST letting me know as we
both listened to some rock music on my car stereo, that he doesn’t see
the odds of me seeing out this “Xmess” [sic] greater than 50:50
which I think are remarkably good, Mr. Krinsk though was in his office while I
was out and about cruising watching folks going “back and forth”
not quite so in tune, agree?
Nothing you would agree quite like Einstein’s e=mc²
which assuming bright people like yourself recognize even without the folks
like NASA doing a direct experiment to test once and for the speed of light in
a non-vacuum environment can change therefore with mass now
“reverting” back to being the constant which was the case for many
a year under Newtonian’s principle of for every action there is an equal
and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost, then energy could only
be moved “up and down” by the “changing light” nothing
quite says it as well as the 1st paragraph, of the Old Testament,
“Let there be light” the “Hand of G-d” much like what
“Einstein referred to as the “Mind of G-d” being so
incredibly precise which is the reason I believe he gave as to why he could not
embrace Quantum Mechanics, failing in my opinion, therefore to complete his
final quest to come up with a
Unified theory
For the inner workings
Of the universe.
Such a direct experiment could take place when a space
shuttle enters and exits earth’s outer atmosphere bearing in mind that
the “cut off” point is kinda tricky most scientists agreeing though
80 miles up is about perfect, not tu be confused with the practice of say
medicine, doctors as you know simply practice, medicine or how companies like
Revlon Corporation go about “cutting off” their quarterly figures,
and so what if I were to cut off my big ugly nose to spite my face, can you
imagine how much better a lover I would be, agree?
I can also be reached at 1-858-SEL-NEXT to confirm exactly
when and where we should meet.
I certainly hope I am not boring you, please though, I beg
of you, do not ignore this email.
Nor may I suggest you summon the support of anyone other
than seeking possibly absolution in a Roman Catholic Cathedral, my wife, a
former Roman Catholic, of sum 210 days, us married on 4-22-03 puts it rather
well in suggesting that I can be your best friend or worst nightmare, take your
pick; her most eloquent expression, however, being, When
the dialogue becomes two monologues it is the beginning of the end.
I am, again, just hours away from putting the finishing
touches to Manager Minute One which is a
takeoff on the One Minute Manager that when
combined with the vacuum being filled in the media by the likes of my 100 odd
websites such as eManANDdog.com which is a take off
of Etrade.com the power of such a
reckoning is likely to knock the socks off any a heathen, agree?
And of course you know from your 101 schooling in Quantum
Mechanics, the importance of being able to do things both forward as well as in
“reverse” much like, don’t fricken moc.GODdnaName
my command of the Digital Age places me now in prime position to die the
richest person in the grave, in large measure thanks to the likes of you,
Laurie Black, Robert Lawrence, my amazing parents, but most of all the likes of
Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq and the other co-executor of my estate Mr. Devin
Standard who should he decide, that is, Devin decide, to become the next
president of the United States should our great president George W. Bush decide
to take a break, Jeffrey, as far as I know still has his hat in the ring, to
become the next King of England, again, Devin, will not need much help from his
father Mr. Kenneth Standard the current president of the New York Bar
Association although I believe both Mr. Devin Standard’s mother and
father would be hard pressed not to support their amazing son in his quest to
become the first Black president of the United States, at least this is all my
opinion, take it for what it is worth, and for the rest, may I suggest you wrap
it in plastic, making certain, as any one human being can be certain, remember
Quantum Mechanics is all about probabilities nothing certain unless of course
you are a dog or a bitch for that matter and if built like my SIG [Super Italian Greyhound] you
will be able to catch your tail each and every time never forgetting to bypass
his-her sexual organs, supposedly in an effort to stay clean, Pypeetoe though really
doesn’t have the same excuse as us guys who are constantly checking our
crown jewels given the fact that he gets washed each and every night before
going to sleep between my wife’s most incredible set of legs, blah blah.
While writing this email I have been working on just 3
others thinking at this time, however, about what it would take to get Howard
Stern’s attention, so again, by keeping things dry, around the toilet
area not that I have heard anything negative about your toilet area, you will
be able to get an appreciation of my Bottoms Up Schooling [BUS] not tu suggest you are not an expert in the game of
soccer which is all about what happens in negative space,
Nor for that matter should go out and buy a fire arm,
Or that you keep your gun powder dry,
Or invest in a submarine, simply continue this dialogue,
keeping things on an even keel, not that I am suggesting you had anything to do
with those too pairs of Blahnik shoes bought from Neiman Marcus, the happy buyer
charging sum $1500 odd to my charge card, on sale mind you, agree?
Lets you and I try and keep things all above board, my
formal education although not quite up to par with that of either Mr. Krinsk or
either of the Standard gentlemen or my wife for that matter, never, however,
letting my formal education interfere with my learning or my thirst for
knowledge while fine tuning my G-D given skills.
U know of course the Canadians are a bunch of losers, the
English Royalists during America’s War of Independence having high tailed
it to Canada once the Yanks turned on the juice, thank G-D though for the
French Canadians, such as my wife and her 4 siblings, 2 brothers members of the
Royal Canadian Mounted Police, one currently based in DC keeping an eye on our
FBI the CIA in some difficulty their budget now being siphoned off into the
military, and her younger brother, I think, in special forces, i.e. why tick
off more people than necessary, agree?
“Otherweiss” [sic] I have no doubt by now us
Americans would have annexed both Canada as well as Mexico which really
isn’t all that bad an idea as long as the people go along with it, our
Constitution wouldn’t you agree very much under attack, agree?
Quite something wouldn’t you agree that the
Republicans would allow themselves to be so set-up at this time having
supposedly one of their own replace Governor Davis essentially creating a
stalemate situation in Sacramento, the Democratic controlled State Assembly now
able to blame a Republican Governor and the Republicans in turn can blame the
State Assembly for setting up “road blocks” as opposed to letting
Governor Davis simply finish out his term, the State of California, the 6th
largest economy in the world filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, perhaps averting
a strict Chapter 7 bankruptcy proceeding, i.e. fire sale liquidation and in the
next elections the Republicans get a clean sweep of both the State Assembly as
well as ensuring their “bought and paid 4” [sic] man in the
Governor’s mansion, nothing quite like the concept of “divide and
conquer” that has plagued not just this country but the entire fricken
world going back to the beginning of time, balance everywhere, agree?
What then would you say about Black Holes, and of course I
am not copying Laurie Black or 4 that matter Kimberly Hunt on this email, u may
remember Ms. Hunt used to work for JW August of the ABC Network Affiliate here
in San Diego, both Mr. August and Ms. Hunt apparently not all that interested
in my “smoking gun evidence” of political corruption at the highest
levels of the Democratic Party, an attorney who sent me fax-letter dated April
3rd 2002 not really having had his “ducks lined up” when
trying tu “buy me off” thinking that somehow I had forgotten about a
meeting I attended at the world corporate headquarters of the Wetherly Capital Group [WCG] based in
west Los Angeles, sharing in fact the same world headquarters as Arden Realty,
a New York Stock Exchange, rather large REIT, its Chairman and CEO, Dick Ziman,
also the Chairman and CEO of the WCG, an upstart
financial group, who origins began in the lobbyist arena, to mention little of
the WCG being the organization that
masterminded and executed the hijacking of the California Gubernatorial
elections held a year ago this past Saturday, November 8th 2002,
agree?
Or do you think we should stop the blame game and just focus
on those currently with us today, specifically those who play it so fricken
“fast and loose” outside of our borders such as the Oppenheimer
family of South Africa and the OPEC Cartel or would you prefer that I just
focus my attention on the fricken wimps here in our homeland such as Warren
“BO” Buffet, the financial advisor to Schwarzenegger, take your
pick.
Now if you feel the need to go to the bathroom, feel free,
and I don’t think you need to be worried, at least not at this stage, of
a gentleman by the name of Mr. King Golden Esq. barging in, his technology
using tiny robotics to connect folks up through the sewer lines, not to the
best of my knowledge having reached our shores, to mention in passing I think
you would be quite interested in my take on the wasted trillions having gone in
over the years, perhaps, trillions an exaggeration, certainly a few hundred
billion into tackling degenerative diseases, the mathematical data suggesting
that such monies could be spent more efficiently in cutting off degenerative
diseases right at “the cradle” than wait needlessly for folks to
have one foot in the “grave” before making it a case of celebrity
seeking scientists in conjunction with pharmaceutical companies making
“hey out of nothing” [sic], agree?
King is someone you probably have heard of, possibly even
voted for when he ran for Congress in his late twenties losing to a 30 year
Democratic Party incumbent by just a few hundred votes, thank G-D, when his
heart muscle was in better shape, G-d forbid, he would have twisted your arm, you not suffering, I hope,
from carpal tunnel syndrome, different tu tunnel vision or the gravy train
business that would come to an abrupt end with Mr. Standard in the White House,
as opposed to a fricken, great story teller, like Mr. Golden, you heard the
story of King failing to throw himself into the crowd of onlookers back in the
fall of 1972 as that pitiful Democratic Party bleeding heart liberal Muskie
began crying like a fricken baby on that flatbed trailer because something
possibly about his wife having bought a prophylactic 8 sizes to big, right now
we are making plans for our big Sunset Party scheduled to take place this
coming Saturday, hopefully the bedroom chandelier will be in place allowing
folks in the living area below to c me swinging, from one end of the ceiling
all the way across the living area space sum 20 feet below us having a rather
well qualified engineer from Stellenbosch University spending several hours
this afternoon now working out the dynamics, my obviously concerned that
Marius, my wife, Mr. Krinsk and Mr. Standard are all colluding to see me brake
my neck in what would appear to be just another accident, agree?
I approach things different tu most, you may have heard of
my eldest brother’s expression,
Great
Minds
Never
Think
Alike!
Or
Do you subscribe to my mother’s famous words, “I only debate people who agree with me”?
Instead of the old adage, “Keep your friends close and
your enemies even closer” I subscribe to the time tested trading
principals of keeping one’s adversaries at ”arms length” and
my friends very close every step of the way as we go about empowering the youth
to parent the parents who need the most help, the problems of the world having
nothing to do with race, color, religion, or economic opportunism, simply poor
parental religious teaching, agree?
Sincerely yours,
Gary S. Gevisser