From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Monday, December 22, 2003 7:23 PM
To:
Tony Valentin (tony.valentin@wamu.net)
Cc:
Vincent Hinojosa III (vincent.iii@wamu.net); Jaime Ramirez-MAMU (jaime.ramirez@wamu.net); Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com)
Subject: Next Symposium:) I detest...---... When the dialogue becomes two monologues it is the beginning of the end!

 

 

Attention: Mr. Valentin et al – Washington Mutual [WAMU] representative-s.

 

Mr. Valentin, my response on November 26th tu your emails calling for a verbal dialogue,

 

“I have information about your checking acct. and Marie's Heloc. I can only speak to you about your joint checking account, but can speak to Marie on both items since she is on both accounts.  Please call me at 858-755-9791”

 

appear 4 sum odd reason tu have fallen on deaf ears, my email stating amongst a number of things,

 

“make both our days by continuing to communicate with both of us via email. Her [Marie’s] email address is mdg42203@sbcglobal.net

 

At what point are you going tu let the cat let go of your tongue?

 

Let me help u help yourself once again by saying things a little differently,

 

“I don’t trust u fellows with your phone conversations, talk is cheap, time waits 4 no man, money talks, so get off your hi-horses with wanting tu have phone conversations and lets simply prepare for a show down in court since you fellows obviously have no or so little ‘skin in the game’, i.e. u have no incentive tu resolve conflict, although this conflict seems part and parcel the result of there being a lack of competition in this particular arena of ‘god eat god’ leaving me with little choice other than tu go the lawsuit route, agree” [sic]?

 

So u c how precise I can be when pushed against a bush with thorns getting awfully close tu my anus, agree?

 

This past Friday I happened tu be at the Del Mar Hills Elementary School recital where non other than your colleague Mr. Vincent Hinojosa III, copied on this email along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s population, showed up in his green suite although I don’t remember the exact speech Vincent gave the kids and parents all congregated listening so intently as he handed over a miserable $557 that had me later along with a whole bunch of kids having a riot of time making fun of what I thought I heard,

 

“We, the underlings, empowered by the Board of Directors of WAMU, who use incredibly good looking people like me that can blend in so well even with u hard ass Del Mar types although most of u have incredibly phat arses from what I can c, would, nevertheless, like tu thank Marie Dion as well as her husband Gary S. Gevisser also known as The Rattlesnake 4 opening up checking accounts at Washington Mutual affording us the opportunity in giving u all here today $1 for each one of their accounts as well as let me c,  hmm, 557 minus 3 equals a nice round number of 555, i.e. in other words there were 555 other good spirited free market advocates who also opened up checking accounts with us since we entered into this ‘off balance sheet unholy alliance’ with what is nothing more than upscale day care center paid 4 by United States taxpayers, affording me, however, a United States Navy Marine, decorated I might add 4 exhibiting incredible bravery during a friendly fire exercise that had me digging deep into my training doing all butt kissing my big phat ass goodbye as my helicopter went down, my realizing that the only way tu save myself was tu tap into my Pilates exercise routine, bend my torso, touch my toes, expand my lungs, float tu the surface of the Pacific Oshon and now thank the almighty God, free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty we are all free at last, agree?

 

Come on everyone this is Xmess lets get intu the Christmas spirit, wonderful, wonderful, and now that I have your attention, yes Mrs. Francis please pass the Kleenex tissue paper around, isn’t your  school principal delightful, although I don’t really feel comfortable in promoting the services and goods of other corporations with whom we have not set-up a series of strategic alliances, yet.

 

And yes I c The Rattlesnake in the back with his dog Pypeetoe

, and oh my G-D, just tu my left is his incredible wife and so I must wonder where is their gardener friend Jose, and so at this time I must feel compelled yes, I will tell u why I am so up-set with this couple and don’t ask me anything about what has been going on as of late since Marie Dion paid off her mortgage and equity credit line such matters contained in these too rather important hyperlinks 4 eternity, thanks tu the Digital Age, perhaps the final G-D-send this Internet, ten as good a number as any for a safety net,

 

And I won’t bore u with this incredible card game called Klobbias which the Rattlesnake once told me about where the person who wins the last trick gets an additional 10 points, these Jew boys have thought of everything, agree?

 

I do want it on record that I was never invited either tu the party that had Marie+Gary’s unbelievably hot 57-year-old neighbor Patty whose husband is about tu come, out with a best selling book on nutrition, all butt not wanting tu go home, this soon tu be bestseller, I know u have all been waiting 4, 4 sum 57 odd years, but I don’t believe The Rattlesnake or his wife can conjure up a reasonable excuse why they didn’t at least invite me tu their next Sunset Party with at least one Playboy bunny hopping about, forget my wife and kids who would have been beside themselves seeing the full frontal nude as I went up the staircase counting tu 5 all through the nose and down the staircase, exhaling, again all through the nose, to the count of 5, no one in my family having the foggiest clue about how tough a job during the day that has me coming home at night bitching about the pain in my back as I get tu know my most gullible customers who get tu c my family pictures placed right up at the front of my desk which is at the front of the Washington Mutual branch in Del Mar, on Via Del Valle right as u enter immediately tu your right, geared toward eliciting an emotional response that will have u, then your children and then your children’s’ children and those that follow all hooked on our services, agree?

 

At the present time despite all loans being paid off we are, however, continuing tu debit Marie+Gary’s joint Platinum Account sum $330.50 per month and based on the balances owed, now sum $1,269.75, we have accessed a $13.00 monthly service charge because they “did not meet the balance requirement, blah blah”.

 

And because the loaned monies were paid off quickly we hit Marie Dion with a penalty of sum $1,000 +++ which we do not feel generous enough tu share with you, bearing in mind, again, the fact that the entire loan with interest + prepayment penalties were paid off sum too months or so ago, all totally irrelevant, because I am here tu tell u just the ‘good news’ just like George Fellows the former President of Revlon Corporation did just moments in time be4 The Rattlesnake and his buddies from the law firms of Finkelstein & Krinsk Esq and Kaplan Kilsheimer Fox slammed Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman right through the eyes, The Rattlesnake now taking me on a light journey through fricken hell, and yes everybody as I collapse into a heap of tears, u should know hell is here on earth, courtesy of the likes of me, co-opted by my boss who in turn is co-opted by her boss tu shoot nothing short of poison tipped arrows in the direction of u and your pitiful, crybaby kids, agree?

 

Nor is it any of your fricken business how it comes tu pass that I am standing here today selling u all on WAMU and if u think there is a trademark infringement on SHAMU the whale, shame on u, because we have the big pockets baby although I better be careful at this point what I say since perhaps someone like Mr. Ernest Rady who is the “control person” of Insurance Company of the West, one of the companies under the umbrella of American Assets could possibly buy and sell WAMU in a “one shot deal”

 

Or

 

What a deal behind closed doors, u must surely be asking?

 

Or

 

Just a little kick back here and there?

 

Or

 

What about me giving u all, each and every one of you a friendly kiss on the cheek and lets say all is forgiven, all quits, as in even steven, as in heads I win tails u lose, agree?

 

Nor is it anyone’s business that the Rattlesnake has been getting a “kick back” of sorts 4 introducing his pal Lionel Kahn tu the American Assets folks who 4 quite sum time has Mr. Kahn’s sweep cleaning company performing services in parking lots in only G-D knows how many places, just thought I would distract u all tu c if u are all paying attention..

 

U must no longer be wondering why I dressed in this suite and chose as close a color tu camouflage as I could without u thinking this was a shakedown of sorts, agree” [sic].

 

Mr. Valentin, please advise Mr. Hinojosa as well as Mr. Jaime Ramirez, as well as your branch manager as well as your entire fricken legal department tu stay tuned tu this Next Symposium covered under the expression,

 

“I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork.”

 

Following this email I will be communicating once again with a very close attorney colleague of mine, Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. who is in the business, currently, of SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Lawsuits] tu get his take on this as well as other matters of concern tu me and my ever growing audience.

 

Back on October 24th of last year just before a very fair minded judge in criminal court, in downtown San Diego, in the form of Judge Hendrix landed nothing short of a guillotine on the heads of this attorney and his client, Dr. Sperm Donor JBS, Marie’s ex-husband, attorney George “Money Talks” Hurst Esq. made a point of pointing out tu Judge Hendrix the large number of “hits” my one website www.NextraTerresTrial.com was getting failing, however, tu inform the judge that by that time we had already turned the counter back at least 3 times, the point being that Mr. Money Talks Hurst Esq. was once again doing me and those who count on me 4 support in leading them through the maze of life, no favors, my very much appreciating, however, the fact that the likes of Mr. Hurst Esq. et al are increasing the circle of those people dependant upon my communications for their insight and analysis of the events of the day, a very affirmative and positive step on their part that is highly appreciated, agree?

 

Those who have stolen the most have managed while accumulating their ill-gotten gains, thoughtful at least in being sumwhat generous, paying lobbyists in places like Washington DC and Sacramento California, trickle down economics of sorts, water as u know tends tu find its own balance, ensuring, however, that laws are passed that continues placing them in what us English speaking Americans refer tu as the “pound seats” my mother, Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman a one time business consultant extraordinaire taught me from the moment I left the cocoon of Durban, South Africa in March 1978 that the only difference between the Americans and the English English is the English language, agree?

 

And of course Mr. Valentin u understand perfectly well that English was ripped out of the Latin by politicians hell bent on further confusing the masses as the Romans didn’t exactly disappear, but instead morphed into nothing more than the Roman Catholic Church which then raped and pillaged like gang busters using Jewish people like Columbus tu sail the high seas, agree?

 

Yes, Mr. Valentin, u have now got yourself way over your head, by simply ignoring me.

 

Again, tu quote Ghandi, "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

 

Now if u need a hand, remembering always always always wash your hands under warm tu hot water for at least 20 seconds after taking a dump and depending on whose hand you have shaken while at the urinal u should at a minimum use discretion, weary of relying on counsel who may have their own agenda, when replying, bearing in mind that more and more young people are tuning in to what it is that the likes of me have tu say, agree?

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps – At a minimum may I suggest you look into your rights as u breeze through the “Good Day” hyperlink specifically as they pertain tu what is commonly known as Employee Liability [El], brought about as a result of RIFs as in Reduction In Force, downsizing is another term, going bankrupt is also a word used by the insurance companies when providing such coverage; EL Insurance perhaps the fastest area of litigation in the Unites States, i.e. given the level of chaos in the workers compensation insurance market, medical malpractice, asbestos claims only now just beginning tu work themselves through the courts, blah blah can u imagine how the insurance carriers are going tu be dragging their feet in paying out claims once El Insurance gets up tu speed, and who else tu blame butt Jewish people like u and me, Agree?

 

So where is Elija now?