From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 7:04 PM
To: 'Valentin, Tony Z.'
Cc: Po-Li (dplist@cloud9.net); Devinq@Nethere. Com (devinq@nethere.com)
Subject: RE: NEXT SYMPOSIUM :) Droping the ball

Mr. Valentin,

 

I received this follow up email from you yesterday,

 

Please contact me at 858-755-9791.  I am trying to resolve this issue w/ you checking account, but I need your cooperation.  I have been able to extend out the closure of you account until Dec. 15.

 

A minute or so ago I completed a 10,376 word communication to the folks at a local traffic court the result of Marie’s dog, while in my custody, being unleashed “in the water” just a “hop-jump-and-a-skip” from Dog’s Beach, Marie being hit first with a $160 fine and due to my tardiness the fine now something like $450.

 

A week ago tomorrow when I got your first email below Marie+I had got off tu a relatively late start enjoying though a delightful lunch over at the Del Mar Plaza soaking up the incredible sun, the sky so very blue, us discussing ways tu entice her parents right now sludging it out in Vancouver, Canada, tu visit sooner than Xmess, so little time left, relatively speaking of course, so just email us whatever is on your and your colleagues’ minds, agree?

 

I just looked at the Il Fornaio receipt which just happens to be sitting nearby and the time says 13:56 [PST] and I made a note when coming back to The Cave wanting to prepare a response to you that my laptop computer clock as well as my cell phone, were perfectly synchronized at 1:48 PM PST?

 

So very fortunate, each and every one of us, and I don’t just mean those who have been on board with me right from the beginning, a good number of folks copied on this email having seen my position on gold 4 sum time now, agree?

 

And of course there are a whole less number of people these days who really grasp what I have tu say on the pending worldwide insurance crisis beckoning mostly at the doorsteps of the western nations not lost 4 words on why the stock markets have yet tu crumble into smithereens never, ever tu return, that u can take tu the bank, just a question of time, agree?

 

Just like it is a question of time be4 I and/or my heirs will be in a position to control the entire insurance market, both Property & Casualty as well as Life, Health and Disability in 7 days or less, take your pick, hi Jeff Rabin.

 

The call I received from a Mr. Kirk Thorne of “NFM Systems” [sic] something u will be reading about soon in my 15,000 odd word email to Mr. Walter of Citicorp, u of course remember my commitment tu make him an offer “He cannot refuse”, to mention little of Mr. Thorne mentioning something about my mother Zena [Gevisser] Zulman’s name also being on my account, enough tu give my amazing mother the most incredible send off be4 meeting her maker, quite the match maker my mother, to mention little of my passing comment tu Mr. Thorne who was clearly reading from a not very well thought through script that he come and join me for a game of chess, “double or quits here nearby the Del Mar Racetrack, where the surf meets the turf, agree”?

 

There will be fewer than the usual hyperlinks on this email 4 the simple reason that once again I feel “under the gun” and besides I left my computer out in the sun today and although I have only been going for under 2 hours it is already heating up.

 

Just prior tu starting off this day on the most incredible high, not that I have ever condoned the use of drugs, nor am I advocating every single fricken over controlling male get fixed, but whatever is contributing to the state of denial pervasive mostly in the western world it seems, should be encouraged, since it may also have sum tie ins with such folks’ inability to comprehend what is actually happening as east gets ready tu consume the west, agree?

 

I just noticed that I haven’t updated the “fix” hyperlink in a while, G-D forbid Dr. “Sperm Donor” JBS has tu find an alternative source tu getting his daily news as well as very possibly a shot up the arse from his current girlfriend Ms. Dawn who possibly doesn’t know where next tu crawl which reminds me that I need now tu take a break and call the folks up from MWBHL, my buddy Bill having got so awfully silent, although at 6:45PM PST just one day be4 Thanksgiving it is unlikely Bill is hanging around awaiting my call, agree?

 

Last Thursday at 2:22PM PST I got off the phone having failed tu speak with Mr. Ron Gosling also of MWBHL but leaving a rather detailed message on his answering machine that I would expect, under ordinary circumstances, these times though being sumwhat “extraordinarily” [sic] a word Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff who is copied on this email just loves tu use.

 

Ms. Schiff and her attorneys will also be copied on my reply email tu Mr. “Mark Winestein” [sic].

 

So, Mr. Valentin, do u remember the term, “Beware of the Yellow Peril”?

 

Don’t worry so much about how much the price of grain might go up once the Chinese begin tu consume a little more ferociously than they have up tu now since such a cataclysmic event would be pale in terms of the Hot Water Wars which have yet tu resolved here inside of the United States, wouldn’t you agree Mr. Seth Lubove; getting that last hyperlink loaded cost me all of 5 minutes.

 

Before getting down tu business, not altogether different from “down dnA dirty” [sic] I assume u received copies of the following emails:

 

1.      Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your gold.

2.      Po-li, Pollak, dumping a load Or too.

3.      Susan Bailey joins forces with Walter Cronkite.

4.      Zena now prepares 4 war, Camelot Cottage in Wivesliscombe, England now drafting the likes of Po-li Pollak, King Golden Jnr. Esq. Laurie “Not so rich phat cat, sitting on Water Quality Control Board, butt seeking absolution” [sic] Black, in defense of the Kennedy compound, clam bakes to boot. My mother, realizing that debating people who only agree with u eventually also gets boring with the masses not quite suffering as much as be4, the possibility of their formal education interfering with their learning “slim and none”, which when combined without having tu carry the baggage placed on the backs of their young by those who have either stolen the most whether it be with the “barrel of gun” pointed away, never tu point since there are at least 3 fingers pointed toward u,

 

Or

 

Who have simply waited with “baited breath” for their supposed “loved ones” tu die so as tu inherit was remains of the dissipated estates, from shirt sleeves tu shirt sleeves in 3 generations, keeping the cycle of violence perpetuating, not tu digress into perpetual motion machines or my patience in dealing with Dr. “Sperm Donor” JBS et al who after having been “slammed” in a criminal courtroom proceeding back on October 24th of last year, proceeded tu beg the incredibly fair Judge Hendrix to stipulate that a gun I had bought for Dr. JBS former ex-wife, already placed in her possession, remain in her position, baring in mind that even a moron such as Jeff Rabin of the Los Angeles Times, or culpable, take your pick Jeff, would have little difficulty in realizing that the attack on me The Rattlesnake by the Sperm Donor et al, me who telegraphs so very clearly “Don’t mess with me” was as much an attack on Marie, if not more so,

 

5.      Merrick Wolman seeks asylum with an Inuit household, the Indian Chiefs at Foxwoods and the Soboba Band of Indians et al having abandoned all Ethical standards, not entirely moronic cing virtue in telling Mr. Wolman et al, tu “shine on”, nothing quite like HalfMoonBay for a WWII fighter-bomber-veteran such as my incredible father tu relive the times when he and the likes of Sid Cohen bombed the crap out of the Nazi bastards.

6.      Bill seeking refuge perhaps in Washington?

7.      Nothing like a another beach party in the works tu untangle the knots?

 

Most people, Mr. Valentin, who are not “brainne dead” [sic] can remember up tu 7 things, and the possibility exists that I may have sumhow “missed the boat” on this one, i.e. there being a distinct possibility that I could have egg ending up all over my face, better than being blasted in the face with a bazooka, now if u feel the need tu spit out your gum, not that u should go out and buy a hand held high caliber revolver

 

Nor

 

Do I suggest a high powered state of the art rifle, although if u are really intu seeing=cing great art maybe I will invite u et al to next beach party this spring.

 

Now give me 50 pushups, followed by 250 situps, remembering always to breathe in to the count of 5 all through the nose and out to the count of 5, again all thru the nose.

 

Whatever u decide tu do, I simply c no need, at least at this time, unless of course the lower basin western states here in the United States decide all the proposals to address California’s 800,000 acres of water per year more than what they are entitled tu under the Colorado 4.0 Water Agreement amounts tu a whole lot of bull, 4 u tu invest in a T-1, tank that is, although if u have a spare T1 Internet connection u would like tu lease me, fine.

 

Both Marie and I, her quite trusting of me, really do have it altogether, agree?

 

By the way did you notice that gold reached a 7 and a half year high a week ago today, nothing so infantile as someone who knows exactly when to turn it on and turn it off.

 

In other words, again, make both our days by continuing to communicate with both of us via email.

 

Her email address is mdg42203@sbcglobal.net

 

Go Gold.

 

Go Mr. President and suspend trading of the stock markets; don’t let those on the far left and far right throw u off course.

 

Take a very careful look at how jabber mouth Professor Aaron “BrownNOse” Brown of eRaider.com is doing and let me know how u think I should now respond so as tu keep him on the right track?

 

I have always been impressed with people who can not only cut tu chase rather quickly but mean exactly what they say, Calvin Coolidge’s “You lose” not quite as ingenious as Mohammed Ali’s “Me We” when, apparently, speaking to bunch of mostly idiots graduating from Harvard University, agree?

 

The other night my incredible wife coming up with a number of “indigenous business” [sic] ideas that we could capitalize on in a matter of tTOotTOos and of course u will notice the difference with tTOootTOo00=2028, the year Marie and I first set as a marriage date soon after we met.

 

How about the words “u it”, play with it awhile, backwards and forwards, upside down, inside out and remember she is 1/64th Indian.

 

Which brings me back tu her will dated January 3rd 2002, 7 days or so after Governor “Gary Ho Chi Min Davis” [sic] met with Andy Seidel and Co, the top dogs of U.S. Filter, a “holy owned” [sic] subsidiary of Vivendi Environmental [VE] which in turn is 63% owned by the out-of-control French conglomerate Vivendi [V].

 

I wont bother with putting in hyperlinks on top of their stock symbols since I have done this time and again, and again, who wants tu come across as boring, just like when making love, agree, that it makes all the “cents” [sic] in the world tu approach things from a variety of angles, careful though to telegraph necessarily all one’s punches, doubly stupid, be a “pig at the trough” my prescient timing although not front page news, yet, says quite a lot, my need tu carry a “big stick” less so these days then ever, my knowledge about a number of things, including “never pull out a gun unless you intend tu use it” is the reason why Marie has the gun, under “lock and key” knowing as well as me that the likelihood of an innocent person being hurt with a loaded firearm, greater than the odds of what some would have given 4 us ever getting married, our differences, aside from our looks, actually very insignificant, at first blush, nothing quite like having a “full flush” neither of us caring in the least 4 gambling which leads tu degeneracy of the highest order, agree?

 

Interesting wouldn’t you agree that it is South Africans, strike that, Jewish, Orthodox South Africans who have quite a “control” on both “brick and mortar” gambling facilities as well as what many if not most in the business of Internet Gambling consider tu be a “command & control” position to mention in passing such folks having got their start in the fukukta city of Durban, South Africa.

 

My first real “brush with worriers” not tu be confused with “warriors”, hi Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff actually took place at Sol Kernzer’s first hotel, The Beverly Hills Hotel in Umchlanga Rocks just outside of Durban when I felt the need tu call in “the cavalry” all in the form of Mr. Jeffrey Malatskey who although not much bigger than me was perhaps the most awesome street fighter ever tu emerge out of city that was under the “lock and key” of Capos such as the Lazarus clan, stooges, who nevertheless had quite the upper hand in cing tu it that no one, particularly the parents supposedly well schooled in all the 10 Commandments, to mention just in passing the importance of the First Commandment, remained “in check” despite their so apparent cowardice, one of the best examples was when a buddy Paul Tomson, the younger brother of the World Champion surfer, Shaun Tomson, was approached by Gunter “The Pig” Lazarus in Mrs. Frame’s high school library, Gunter letting Paul know, in no uncertain terms, his extreme disappointment in hearing that Paul was going tu be taking a non-Jewish girl to the school dance.

 

4 the record, Mrs. Frame was one terrific lady working at Durban’s private Jewish day school, Carmel College, who so happens was related tu the Textile King, Philip Frame, who I am told “helped finance the former South African Nazi Government on weekends” while his “hands laid tefilin.”

 

More importantly, according tu Paul Tomson, who just so happens introduced me tu Ms. Vicky “280” Schiff, the co-managing director of the Wetherly Capital Group [WCG], both Paul and Ms. Schiff having gone very silent as of late, he, Paul, nothing whatsoever a street fighter like Jeffrey Malatskey, letting his actions do the talking, dismissing The Pig’s entreaties, no doubt having a whole lot of fun with his non-Jewish girl-friend.

 

Yes, that 280 day precipitous decline of Vivendi stock beginning on the very day that I had Marie’s will witnessed by her neighbor Mr. Jim McFarland who along with his wife dropped by just before the midnight blue crowd arrived at our Sunset Party is giving a whole number of folk quite a headache, head-trip, probably an okay word as well, much like back in December 2000 I identified, publicly, 4 public companies tu watch, too “winners”, LUK and CSI and too “losers”, REV and AKAM, all 4 in very different industries, such disclosure taking place on December 1st 2000 in an email to the co-founder of AKAMAI Mr. Randall Kaplan, tying in with the 27th anniversary of the death of Israel’s first prime minister David “Let the children of Israel be a light unto the nations” Ben Gurion, not tu confuse Mr. Randall with Mr. Daniel Lewin, very likely the first victim of 911 on American Airlines flight 11.

 

Just another coincidence of Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff and I having a joint safety deposit box located at the downtown Del Mar branch of Union Bank, with a number that reads 280, a deposit box opened jointly on March 27th 2001 when Ms. Schiff and I were very much “joined at the hip” not that anyone other than of course our dog Pypeetoe, could get in between Marie and me not even 4 a pico of second, my understanding from a physicist I met on the Inka trail with Marie in May of 2002 is that we are up tu speeds approaching 10 tu the power 18 not even close though tu the speed of light.

 

So how many coincidences does it take not so much for the average Blow Joe to realize that there is no such a thing as coincidence but tu realize at least that it doesn’t pay tu “fcuk” [sic] with me or my friends, tu mention little once again of those 3 checks u see in the “in check” hyperlink all dated October 23rd and only deposited in to my bank account sum 6 months later, and in one case 18 months after the check was drawn, to mention little of all 3 checks being “good” and then there is the 3 documents sent in a brown envelope tu Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. one of those documents being so very very very important in finally nailing Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman, the date on the letterhead between the top dogs of Revlon and CVC, a major customer, so happens to be October 23rd, not tu forget the day I first began “spearheading” the California Agricultural Partners [CAP] was October 23rd 1998 a date people like Rod Smith, Professor Van Gundy, Joe Campos, Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff and Mr. Dan “Me Indian” Weinstein WILL never forget.

 

And of course Mr. Dan Weinstein, like Mr. Mark Weinstein is a big talker to mention little of both being incredibly cowardice which is not tu dismiss a gentleman like Mr. Ron Burkle, a rather no-nonsense businessman who can command the attention of not just strippers when shown around town by the likes of Dan Weinstein and Joe Campos but who is able to get someone like former President Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton to jump “on command” as in the jerk of jerks upon leaving the White House, his wife and him being generous enough tu leave the kitchen sink, joined Mr. Burkle “at the hip” in his Yucaipa Corporation, doubtful though Bill “ME longer Attorney” Clinton having as sweet a deal as the one I have with Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff, wouldn’t u agree, Ms. Schiff?

 

Once more time Vicky , as I emailed u on Saturday, July 26, 2003 8:32 PM PST just prior tu departing tu the vicinity of Folly Farms England, copying the following individuals, Rod Smith; Jeffrey R. Krinsk; Devin Standard; Mark Culp - FBI,

Subject: Perfect Storm III

 

Vicky, I am about to be told for the second time to turn my computer off as the plane is about to taxi from the gateway here at JFK headed for London, Heathrow where I expect a “welcoming committee” although I will be happy if John, the chauffer, shows up and doesn’t have tu wait to long for us tu clear customs.

 

There are a number of things I wish to communicate tu u at this late hour. Suffice to say, however, as emissary to lost souls and disturbed spirits feel free tu contact Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk, and don’t even think to yourself that he is sum kind of jerk, who will act as a conduit to put you in touch with capable counsel.

 

I will be in touch.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser

 

 

Cc:rest

 

 

Time soon tu fly, once again tu the beach tu be with my wife++++, very happy that our buddy Chuck, a gold dealer, lived up tu his word tu supply us with gold at the price we agreed on several weeks back when Mr. Devin Standard was in town assisting in so many ways, courier to boot, Marie+I on zooming in on the Ducati, remembering even the weight of sum platinum can make the difference between “life and death” on the highway, the superhighway though pretty much up tu speed to hold the worst of the worst “in check”

 

And as long as these foul creatures have just one single ounce of spirituality left in their bones, their parents and those that came be4 them mostly responsible for their misgivings, but now having no one butt themselves tu blame for their predicament, we can all rest peacefully, i.e. nothing tu be gained by bringing harm physical or otherwise to any of my friends, these pitiful folks without exception knowing that I have a rather good command of not only faculties but there is far better than a 50/50 possibility I happen tu be right, about Einstein’s and Grossman’s mathematics, e=mc² being not only proof positive of Evolution but the “Hand of G-D”, each and every day more folks getting the message.

 

It is not a matter of my way or the highway but should anyone wish tu argue differently with me than I am all ears which is where I will begin the Next Symposium, a reply E-mail of sorts tu Mr. Richard J. Chivaro, Chief Counsel, State Controller's Office with a slight twist,

 

Never tu forget tu think about placing your Christmas t-shirt orders as much ahead of time as possible.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

The Rattlesnake

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Valentin, Tony Z. [mailto:tony.valentin@wamu.net]
Sent:
Thursday, November 13, 2003 8:25 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Cc: Hinojosa Iii, Vincent
Subject: RE: NEXT SYMPOSIUM :) Droping the ball

 

I have information about your checking acct. and Marie's Heloc. I can only speak to you about your joint checking account, but can speak to Marie on both items since she is on both accounts.  Please call me at 858-755-9791.

 

Tony Z Valentin

 

 

 

            -----Original Message-----

            From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]

            Sent: Tue 11/11/2003 1:40 PM

            To: Vincent Hinojosa III; Hinojosa Iii, Vincent; Vincent. hinojosa; Ramirez, Jaime; Valentin, Tony Z.; Vincent Hinojosa III

            Cc: Jodi Ruiz; Roy Essakow

            Subject: NEXT SYMPOSIUM :) Droping the ball