From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Saturday, July 26, 2003 7:52 PM
To: Devinvci@Nethere. Com (devinvci@nethere.com)
Cc: rest
Subject: loose ends...

Devin hi, it si now 9:53PM EST and we have just arrived at JFK, nothing like being back in New York City twice within a week. I have just one hour to get out a number of things having committed to Danielle that she will have use of the computer no later than 10:51PM EST.

I am hearing Larry “Simpleton” King doing a piece “Crime & Punishment” as the “talking head” go “back & forth” with stuff, “…billion people worldwide, the power of CNN, the most trusted name…

On the flight over I wrote an 11 page epic to Mr. George Hurst Esq that I will in time provide as a hyperlink. Suffice to say it ended with the following:

In a nutshell, u, Dr. JBS et al don’t have a “hope & prayer” of tripping me up as I embark on my very carefully thought out plan to box u in, my ability to think outside the box getting better with each tick of the clock, time slowing down as we “brake through” the light speed barrier, the “barriers to entry” about to come crumbling “dow” everywhere opening up the floodgates to “free & FAIR trade” & of course on one in their right mind would want to trade places with u, at least let me know who u would like to play u in the next BLOC-BUSTER – time 4 u tu get a real job BUSTER.

Jonathan just commenting tu me as I showed his mother my improved script and use of all the “negative space” on the 5 blank pieces of paper she [Danielle] provided me to write this epic-log-ue,

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy… the book I am reading, ‘Over the Wall’…his grandfather… family of fighter pilots…Vietnam Wall Memorial… I am up to page 69… Read the beginning it is really sad… the same author John Ritter writing ‘Choosing up Sides’…he [John Ritter] came and spoke with us 5^th graders about this book [Choosing up Sides]…they didn’t want people tu use their left hands…devil…so his father broke his left hand with a heavy metal buckle, it just snapped.”

Devin, Chapter 1 of Over the Wall begins,

“PEOPLE SAY TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS. I USED TO think so. Now I know better.

Time won’t heal anything.

Time is nothing but a stack of yesterdays. Nothing but a stack of full moons waiting for a new one…

I’ll never forget the date, August 12…”

We are scheduled to return from England having just decided to spend a day or too in Paris, on August 12^th. When u get to c the full text of my script to Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. u will see that there are more than just a few “coincidences.”

JoNathan had no idea about the content of the material and besides despite my painstaking effort to improve my script he would still have had difficulty reading what is everything & nothing to laugh about the word “crush” being quite poignant.

Earlier today I mad 3 electronic payments see below

Payee	Payment Account and Amount	Payment Date (mm/dd/yyyy)	Reference #
Bank of America 48xxx	XXXXXXX general $4,000.00	07/28/2003	EB6B9BH5
Fleet Credit Car 415xxxx	XXXXXX general $500.00	07/28/2003	YB6B9BH5
Marie Dion Marie Dion	xxxxxxx general $1,500.00	07/28/2003	MB6B9BH5

The money tu Marie is 4 my cremation services, albeit when I arrive in England I plan tu take off her $1500. I assume the cost of such services with me being the only victim of a “crash & burn” on “take-off” less than this amount and of course this also assumes Marie doesn’t just decide to throw what’s left of me into the fireplace.

Please would u also call Verizon and cancel my cell service, having left the phone on the return leg of the train ride from LA, not doubt my head still reeling from both conversations with Jeffrey Krinsk and Michael Grant, altho Jeffrey’s seemed much like a monologue telling that my departure from this universe is less than a blessing 4 my supposed loves ones, although I could have that all mixed up, Michael though 4 certain having picked up a thing or too after leaving his trainer, Don “The Great” Turner.

I would also like u to do me one last turn and send this letter fedex to the folks from Citicorp and make any edits u deem appropriate given the fact that I am so “under the gun”, and give sum thought to including a computer disk so that they can click on to the hyperlinks which might be helpful in conveying the message that a picture sells a thousand thoughts.

J. Walter

Vice President

Citi Cards

Kansas City, Mo 64153

Subject: Non-payment on account 5466160189986373

Dear Mr. Walter,

Despite repeated requests that I be given the opportunity tu communicate with u people via email so as tu avoid anything “slipping in between the cracks” I have cum tu realize that my efforts tu keep u folks on the “straight & narrow” has been up tu now an effort in futility.

Each and every time one of your employees clearly not schooled in my “Bottoms Up Schooling” calls reading me the “riot act” clearly incapable of typing, using this writing tu communicate with more than just u although the $400 million in fines Citicorp recently paid, all of course built into their “cost of goods sold” including the options picked up by Sandy “Cook” Weill be4 his recent “hurried” departure running perhaps into the trillions, just zeros, everything essentially becoming worthless as the economy implodes, almost impossible keeping track of fines as lightening strikes tu be classified as exactly what in your financial statements an expense tu be absorbed in either “above the line” or sumthing “extraordinaire” nothing like having a “cool piece of flesh” tu coddle up to as I go about turning up the heat, agree?

But then again, u folks don’t really produce anything that a person can get their “arms around” yet u somehow manage tu not only intimidate the shit out of a whole number of folks while managing tu find the time tu sell Citicard member holders’ names tu organizations who surely “kick u back” a buck or too, agree?

While writing this communication I am also scripting out several other emails which in time u will be able to tu read on one if not all of my 100 odd websites in varying stages of construction, Footsak.com, nextraterrestrial.com and www.sellnext.com all that are presently visible, always looking 4 good ink cartoonists, so please let me c a photo of u showing the “best side” of u.

George is a name that now comes to mind and who knows maybe we can all get together 4 a soccer game on the Island of Samos, Greece. Now u may ask, “What was that all about?”

Just hang tight as folks including a tenant or too of mine et al begin shaking in their feet.

My point is simple, when I am at the dining table trying tu impress upon too hi-ly impressionable kids that there is something tu be said 4 having a “value system” and I get interrupted by a telemarketer informing me,

“Mr. G, this is your lucky day…

Yes, I am very serious about this offer and it really won’t take up any of your time…”

By cutting and pasting this hyperlink below u can understand sum more about the frustration I have with Citicorp as well as others who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork.

http://nextraterrestrial.com/pdf/RC%20-%206-25-03.htm

Upon my return from Europe I will get more into this credit card protection policy I bought in the event I were tu became “unemployed” which simply had me saying “yes” over the telephone, my card soon after being charged sum $178 a month concluding that it was time tu “hang up my gloves” the “debt ceiling” having reached the same boiling point of the stock market to mention little of Citi’s decision to purchase Sears credit worthy customers on the heels of Sandy’s departure to mention even less editorial comment in The New York Times, Sandy Weill Steps Down,

“Sanford Weill’s surprise announcement…Tough and nimble… Starting with a tiny brokerage outfit he helped found in 1960… suffered a rare reversal…In all the analysis generated by Mr. Weil’s announcement, one aspect of his life has been largely overlooked, namely his spectacular philanthropy. A native New Yorker, Mr. Weill has given generously to the city of his birth, particularly its cultural and medical institutions. He has made it clear that this will continue; indeed, he has described himself as a born fund-raiser. The big question is whether Mr. Weill will actually be able to let go at Citicorp. He says he will, though he adds, ‘I don’t think my brain is going to go dead this afternoon or next week.’ As Floyd Norris noted in The Times on Thursday, Mr. Weill still owns 22,777,290 shares of Citigroup, which pay him annual dividends of $31,886, 206. That’s reason enough to say alert.”

Mr. Walter I was looking 4 a post I placed on the Yahoo Revlon message board in the summer of 1999 that had at its title the word, “Alert”. Unfortunately I have less than 10 minutes tu go before handing over my laptop computer here in JFK International Airport to a 14-year-old wanting to communicate via “I AM” with her friends who are so important, agree?

I have instructed an executor of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard, to send this out tu via FEDEX. I have every intention of making good on all the legitimate charges made on my credit card, quite frankly I haven’t looked at more than a couple of pieces of mail sent to me over the past 6 or so months. I doubt though there are any fraudulent charges, fewer and fewer folks out there wanted to screw around with The Pisser.

Make no mistake I intend to give Mr. Weill a run 4 his money and “over my dead body” will I allow him to get away with those epic words, ‘I don’t think my brain is going to go dead this afternoon or next week.”

Good day,

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser

Devin, I just heard the following words on CNN, “Guilty of capital murder.”

Please email me a telephone number where I can reach u. All important numbers were on the cell.

Time tu fly.

gg