From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, November 11, 2003
1:41 PM
To: Jaime Ramirez, Vincent
Hinojosa, Tony Valentin et al “operating under the
gun” at WAMU – Washington Mutual not tu be confused with WAMU
the lone whale ranger.
Cc: rest
Subject: NEXT SYMPOSIUM :) Dropping the ball
Mr. Ramirez,
Just a few minutes ago I placed this
post on the eRaider.com website, specifically The Buck Stops Here lounge.
U were no doubt taught the first day u joined the WAMU team
tu always smile and be courteous and never, never, never, allow anyone tu enter
your head unless u made them “pay thru the nose”
just like the schooling your colleagues Vincent Hinojosa and Tony Valentin
received, tu mention little at this time of “phatso” [sic] who
decided tu weigh in so supportive of Mr. Valentin when I first walked thru the
doors of your operational headquarters located at 2770 Via De La Valle just a “hop-jump-and-a-scotch”
[sic] from the Del Mar Race Track not far from the 27th street beach
house my wife rented after she sold her house on Barbados Way, no real estate
commissions thanks in no small measure tu www.sellnext.com.
This all took place about 10 minutes or so after sending out
an email yesterday tu Ms. Ruiz, a paralegal who is now “ducking 4
cover”, finally, after sum 2+ months of painstaking investigation intu
the whereabouts of my one rather brilliant attorney responsible in sum measure
for our incredible victory in Superior Court back on October 24th of
last year, informed me on June 11th of this year that Mr. Ashworth
had gone AWOL [Absent
With Out
Leave] although the word she used was
“hospitalized”
which means exactly what tu someone hell bent on contributing in sum measure tu
helping “solve the problems of the wor.d.”
[sic] agree?
The number I left with you as in 1-858-SEL-NEXT rings quite a bell, different and apart from the cell
number my wife provided Mr. Jim McFarland Esq. a former neighbor and father of
our JoNathan’s friend tu mention little at this time of his incredible
wife, Ms.
Nancy, a schoolteacher at a local elementary school, who is also a
recovering attorney to mention even less of my thoughts of her teaming up with
the likes of Mr. Devin
Standard and Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq.
in bringing more light into this world, particularly 4 our youth, located in
all 4 corners of the planet, never tu forget my pal Ron Bellows, very high,
these days on AIG as in American
International Group,
and 4 good reasons.
All it is going tu take is getting other folks elsewhere tu
get with the program
like Ivan Oshry Esq.
in Australia, Emile
Myburgh Esq. hopping between Brazil, Machu Picchu and South Africa, Mr. Rob McLusky
Esq. in Minehead, England, a handful of private bankers in places like
Switzerland tu mention little of trustees of nominee companies in places like
the Cayman Island, Belize, etcetera etcetera who have tu be licking their chops
while laughing all the way tu the bank, contemplating the plan of the currant
South African Government tu provide amnesty to those who have ransacked the
country of its foreign capital having accumulated untold fortunes on the backs
of the indigenous peoples enslaved by wheaty-eating rapacious whites armed with
iron, containing, however, more punch than a spear, agree?
Nothing quite like A MAN A PLAN A
CANAL PANAMA~A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA
to hold back the “floodgates
of change”, although eMANandDOG.com transcends possibly every socio
economic group, from “moore
rons” [sic] tu TOES,
leaving no one out is my game plan, having though tu attack what little bit of
pride is left in those I detest the most who derive great satisfaction in
exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in
the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork, agree?
Just a question of time be4 George W. Bush, our great
president, puts aside all party politics, perhaps a “white paper”
of sorts complied by his vice president when working alongside George Bush
Senior in the White House back in the early 1980s and does not only the SMART
thing but that which is morally conscionable and suspends trading of public
corporations.
And why not assume vice president Cheney was responsible for
writing up a “game plan” during Ronald Reagan’s
“occupation” of the White House, albeit so very legal, not doubt a
great president, a whole lot more so than that “p.ick”
[sic] John Kennedy whose daddy was not exactly Mr. Clean, that called 4 a
crisis developing in the Middle East that would eventually have the United States
cavalry strategically positioned tu take over the oil fields while getting
foreigners tu finance our Federal deficit now in the 7 trillion dollar range,
much in the same way we should instead of arguing whether or not G-D exists,
assume He does, giving the mounting evidence, and make the debate a whole lot
more interesting by suggesting that G-D does NOT
exist and 4 the likes of King Golden Jnr Esq. tu once and 4 all begin a
meaningful dialogue with me, agree?
Quite terrific the powers that be, the numero unos of WAMU
not requiring, however, u provide your own Professional Liability Coverage,
agree?
Naturally the possibility exists that there is also a
“Capo
di Capi” within WAMU a title
given by a Mr. Goodday when referring to the CEO and Chairman of the Board of
Revlon Corporation, Mr. Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman, quite
sumthing though u fellows, not tu be confused with George “Actually Good Mews”
[sic] Fellows the one time President of Revlon, tu mention in passing my having
earlier today communicated with a Bill fellow
over at Milberg Weiss
Bershad Hynes
and Lerach [MWBHL]
tu c how much progress has been made in their decision tu “go tu
war” with the most rapacious leverage buyout fund in the history of Wall
Street, Citicorp Ventures
Group [CVG],
nothing like waiting until the last minute tu file a SCAL
[Shareholder Class
Action Lawsuit]
be4 the statute of limitations runs out, agree?.
Vincent Hinojosa, a former United States Marine seemed tu
convey a number of things tu me when first we met and 4 sum reason now doing
nothing short of simply “dropping the ball” agree?
How many times can one give a person a chance given the
number of folks crying out 4 work, not just here in the
By the way, can you tell me if you have come across Mr.
James C. Ashworth Esq., what about Professor Aaron “BrownNose”
Brown?
By the time u have read thru the “uck” hyperlink
and the hyperlinks contained within that hyperlink and so on ad-infinitum u
could have possibly read thru sum 2 million odd words, butt as u
know a picture sells a thousand words, agree?
And yes I am “kicking butt and taking names” the
fact that u folks c no problem in wasting other folks’ precious time is
not simply beyond me, it may very well be over the head of most common folk who
may simply decide to “cough up” so as tu get you out of their
“short hairs” agree?
Steady now, which is an expression a math teacher of mine
from high school used tu use, Mr. Smith no relation I know of tu Mrs. Smith one
incredibly sexy junior school math teacher who simply “knocked the socks
off me” to the point that I began to pay even more attention to what my
mother had tu say, “The tallest trees attract the most wind” never
paying tu get to far out ahead of the crowd, much like what I have been rather
successful at in conveying to the Frostbite soccer team, yesterday’s
practice game, once again a whole lot of fun, perhaps the coach and I having as
much fun as every single player out there.
Quite interesting wouldn’t you agree how easy it is tu
spot someone feeling the need tu control others, the “control person”
in SCALs just like a T Square pretty well
describing the function without having tu tell everyone u r in control, nothing
though like a youngster feeling his oats, our JoNathan after months of work
letting his footwork finally catch with all the fricken talking he has been
doing on the playing field.
Which brings me to the point of one of the Vincent’s
assistants the gentleman sitting alongside Tony Valentin who I thought when I
visited the Via De La Valle branch soon after sending out the email yesterday
contained in the “uck”
hyperlink, sorry about the repetition,
had tu have eaten a cow, possibly though I had him confused with Roy Essakow
who was copied on that last email to Jodi Ruiz, the former paralegal 4 Mr.
James C. Ashworth, who I happen tu care about a lot, perhaps a whole lot more
than even members of his family, 4 the life of me I cannot understand why they
would want 4 me tu file a complaint with California Bar Association to mention
little of my monies held “in trust” by my friend Jim Ashworth,
James generally called by people who know him well, simply as Jim, 4 sum reason
no one having provided me an accounting, yet.
Jim, unlike the gentleman seated next tu Tony Valentin both
assistants of Vincent The Great, is a man of slight stature much like myself.
Why this “phatso” [sic] would feel the need tu
weigh in without Mr. Valentin even bothering tu call in a “cut man”
let alone the United States Cavalry is beyond me, agree?
On the way tu soccer practice I was compelled to explain
“things” tu our Danielle who felt that calling someone
“phatso” [sic] was “unkind” and by the time I was
finished JoNathan was the first tu congratulate on me being so rather precise, smiley faces all
around.
I happened tu have been simply conversing with Tony Valentin
4 the umpteenth time trying tu get tu the bottom of this bureaucracy that seems
so well set tu topple tu mention little of the 3 occasions I have visited this
particular branch, once with my also rather busy wife, Marie, tu resolve this
rather mysterious matter, sumthing folks would have an easier time getting
their “arms around” than coming tu grips with the mathematics
behind e=mc˛, agree?
Now u may ask why would I bother with an amount of sum
$325.50 that Washington Mutual says is owed, sum 30 days delinquent, the monies
are now with a collection agency, my incredible wife having been sent I believe
too pink notices that read,
“IF YOU FAIL TO RESOLVE THIS
ISSUE, WASHINGTON MUTUAL WILL TAKE STEPS TO REPORT YOUR ACCOUNT TO ONE OR MORE
OF THE CREDIT BUREAUS (TRW.EXPERIAN, TRANSUNION AND EQUIFHAT) AND YOUR CREDIT
RECORD WILL BE NEGATIVELY AFFECTED FOR UP TO 7 YEARS AND THE CHANCES OF U, MR.
GEVISSER, EVER HAVING SEX AGAIN WITH MARIE R SLIM AND NONE” [sic].
Now Jaime, please understand, although Vincent Hinojosa
comes across as a very happily married man, turntable photos of his wife and
kids, I don’t know 4 certain, very few if any certainties in a world so
built on the principles of Quantum Mechanics, all about probabilities, no doubt
all of u following orders according to the systems and procedures u were all
indoctrinated on at the time of employment, again, each and every one of you
being informed of the “no need” tu carry your own Professional
Liability Policy, 4 the simple reason that when u r pretty much like a
monopoly, WAMU having wiped out all its competing predators, u can pretty much
do as u please without any fear of retribution, agree?
So who is WAMU’s Professional Liability Insurance
carrier?
Let me remind u again, besides for sending me a photo of
yourself and please don’t forget to let me know who u would like tu play
u in the upcoming bloc-buster movie that will tie in with my book Manager
Minute One, I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the
limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a
pointed tail or pitched fork, it comes as a constant reminder tu us serfers wanting
to help get this world back in to balance once again, the need for us tu
control our greed, i.e. die the richest person in the grave, an effort in
futility, at least that is my opinion, 4 the simple reason that I decided not
that long ago when I becoming “unemployed-able” to strive 4 such a
target zone, i.e. only one of us can be first, agree?
Unless of course we all decide tu cross the line together,
agree?
Getting down tu business, regarding the apparent monies due
by my wife on an equity line of credit that was paid off on November 4th
of this year along with all interest due to mention little of the $1,250
prepayment penalty, 4 sum reason has the “top dogs” at WAMU wanting
my wife tu write u all sum fukukta letter otherwise what?
That u will continue to charge her interest on monies that
have been paid back?
Time tu get with the program, or be
square, agree?
Now, breath in tu the count of 5, all through the nose, and
breath out to the count of 5, again, all through the nose and then dig deep,
look into your rolodex and find the most senior person at WAMU who u think is
equipped at this time tu take me on “head tu head.”
Good Day,
Gary S. Gevisser
PS – Remind Vincent of the “opportunity cost”,
i.e. the next best alternative, due to his and his associates’
tardiness.
