From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 6:17 PM
To: Antony Unruh
Cc: rest including Devinq Standard;
Subject: RE: Hat Trick, an honest
Hat Trick
My so Unruly man, I
don’t have immediate plans tu return tu the city of angels, having tu
contend at this time hanging out in and around Del Mar holding a handful of
"evil doers" in nothing short of "check" although
"check mate" would be a more euphemistic description of the "ramming" sum have
been getting as of late, and make no mistake I am
only just getting started, the communist
bastards in our midst coming tu grips that it doesn’t pay tu fool around
with the likes of Mr. Devin Standard
and yours truly, agree?
Please
forward tu me David Lewis' email and/or telephone.
Naturally,
I am always looking 4 more folks in tune tu contribute handsomely to our cause,
and I assume u have at least read the Mission
Statement of Nextraterrestrial.com, having surely an opinion on my take of
what constitutes a major factor in causing degenerative diseases
such as MS, more so perhaps, Parkinsons, tu mention little of the deafening silences
from the likes of Professors Kelly and Price tu mention just in passing how the
solutions while forcing the likes of Kelly and Price tu go out and get real
jobs would make a significant dent, i.e. head start in getting our kids off tu
the right start each and every morning, agree?
The
moment we lose “the heart” tu question, it is the beginning of
the end, history in the process of repeating itself like never be4, today
though the greatest time tu believe alive, as long as u are not altogether brain dead,
young at heart, not having succumbed tu the temptation of sucking up, most
of all the bullshit put out by the media the pitiful weapons of mass
destruction of the ruling elite, agree?
Never tu
forget 4 one single moment that there is absolutely no single shred of evidence
of their being a conspiracy at the highest levels of the social
structure, such folks having such incredible egos incapable of ever sitting
around a boardroom table sharing the “Chairman of the Board” seat,
such folks though, so topsy-turvy-curvy focused on
their own self-importance,
on an ad-hoc basis, carefully selecting the likes of Diana Henriques of
the communist New York Times tu shoot their poison tipped arrows, nothing quite
as loud as
the deafening silences the likes of Mr. Devin Standard, Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk
Esq. and others within my inner circle r hearing at this time, agree?
NextraTerrestrial.com
is a website I set
up after proving out on www.footsak.com that one
can get folks tu do the right thing either by embarrassing the crap out of
them, no better example than that Revlon Make Up Cartoon drawn by my wife,
Marie, sumthing she would consider mediocre at best, my mother and step-father
Alan Zulman contributing most if not all of the insight,
Hitting
them square between the eyes with a lawsuit, nothing quite as effective as a
class action lawsuit when u have the best of the very best like Mr. Jeffrey
R. Krinsk Esq. at one's side listening so ever carefully tu the heart beat
of the universe created by nothing short of a loving G-D, providing the likes
of Jeffrey
and I with the weaponry tu respond in no small measure tu fast balls thrown at
near
head that has the worst of the worst now reaching deep into their pocket books
while examining their balls like never be4, 4ever giving up on finding their
way, around their penises, doubtful, even if using pulleys tied tu
their reattached foreskins throughout the day, and night, capable of reaching a
state of arousal anywhere close tu that of my pal
The
horrific beating I am currently doing tu their egos, has in my opinion, a good number, of
them thinking of investing, what is left of
their ever dwindling estates as the dollar plunges and the stock market begins
to enter a tailspin from which there is no possibility of recovery, in several
Atlas rockets with hi-performance boosters that will allow them tu reach Mars today, not as close as it was in
August when I gave Mr. Krinsk his last chance tu jump ship, agree?
I have
yet tu see in the flesh
Barbados
isn’t the worst compromise in the world, bearing in mind that Devin
Standard’s father, Kenneth
Standard, the current president of the New York Bar Association, may in sum
“quid pro quo” arrangement make Jeffrey Krinsk a deal he cannot
refuse like providing sanctuary tu Robert Kaplan of Kilsheimer Kaplan and Fox
who is now in my “cross hairs” and in return seeing tu that Jeffrey
is afforded honorary citizenship in Barbados much like the honorary citizenship
“we” feel should be offered tu the Royal Saudi family in Israel,
agree?
Bob
Kaplan Esq. be4 becoming one of the better SCALs
[Shareholder Class Action Litigators] one of the better Anti-Trust attorneys in
the Justice Department, making, however, the faux paux
of opening his big fricken mouth tu the likes of Ms. Vicky “Sticky”
Schiff, a co-managing director of the Wetherly Capital Group the fronting
organization responsible 4 the rigging of the California Gubernatorial
elections held on November 8th of last year, history having a way of
repeating itself when we don’t hold evil doers in check, who amongst us
Jewish people can recall the rise of Nazi Germany, agree?
Kenneth
Standard unlike Devin
who I still contend is as “black as the
ace of spades”, is in fact lighter skinned than any lily white wheaty
eating fricken South African tu have emerged out of Africa since that guy-gal
inscribed the Star of David on the Blombos Rock which
u c on page 2 of the NextraTrerrestrial.com website, agree?
Tony, I
am now pushed 4 time so u may c parts of this communiqué “b=ecoming”
[sic] disjointed, my having less than 10
minutes tu complete my thoughts, promising Marie that I will be back at the
beach house tu enjoy a sundowner, my pal Davide having finally
arrived smiling at me as he sees a whole lot of wine glasses surrounding me, but trust me when I tell u that I
only drank half one glass of wine the rest of the glasses and bottles belonging
to other folks who have long since gone leaving me, however, all their email
addresses.
The
island of Barbados should not be confused with my wife’s previous home on
Barbados Way just a hop-jump-and-a-skip across from Carmel Valley east of
Interstate 5 were residents get tu hear their neighbors’ hairdryers as
the car fumes get blasted intu their lungs, the
freeways allowing us Americans tu retain the position as the number one
polluters in the world, agree?
Different
tu those of us fortunate tu hear the sound of the waves, breath in the freshest
oshon swept air, picking up the incredible karma of the orient tu mention just
in passing, once again, what the sound of the trains passing by at the end of 27th street going “back & forth”
means tu me my inability tu carry a tune
Play a
single fricken musical instrument soothed by sumhow
an ability tu translate music in tTOo the highest levels of math leading me tu
finding a sense of Spirituality
I only fairly recently dreamed possible, last night Marie, however, knocking
the crap out of me as I battled tu solve a relatively simple math problem that
called 4 using any combination of numbers 1 through 9 combining any number,
either adding or subtracting, at will, so as tu arrive at
the number 100, simply incapable of getting beyond when adding up one through
nine one ends up with the number 45,
Of
course it wouldn’t take u very long to solve this problem perhaps though
not in less time than it took Marie who happens tu be quite the math wizard if
u first started out with the number 78 and then worked “backwards &
forwards” my explaining tu her son JoNathan
that women are far better, naturally equipped, tu problem solve, given their
multi-task oriented abilities, their nurturing skills in raising children,
falling apart thou if in the company of a male with testosterone out of control
although I kept this rather important explanation in what has this world so topsy-turvy-curvy 4 sum time now, tu a minimum.
JoNathan has not only Marie’s side of the family’s very
good looks his picture on the front page of the local newspaper this week
making smiles on lots of folks faces including the too girls in the photo with
him, those of course in tune, his math skills clearly coming from his mother,
his Sperm Donor although a physician possibly taking even longer than me tu
solve this problem, the problem child that he remains tu this day, remembering
I barely have a hi-school education, my business degree from the University of
Natal South Africa that catered mostly tu a bunch of “nanny boy”
lily white wheaty eating brain dead kids eliciting the most incredibly loud
laughs from the likes of Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk who derives so much fricken
satisfaction making fun of my pitiful diploma while making nincompoops like Mr.
Goodday, an executive of Revlon Corporation eat crow
as Mr. Krinsk crows about his 10000 foot yacht
he and his wife, Campbell Soup, r thinking of buying this very instant so tu
escape the media attention brought on by this very communication which is why I
am taking my time in typing this email having waited until now 5:30PM PST tu
“step on the gas” the likes of Diana Henriques unlikely tu reappear
unless a plastic surgeon has the necessary tools tu unstitch her head sown into
her uterus having been stretched thru her anus, agree?
By the
way have u ever ridden an ostrich?
At
today’s concert recital at the Del Mar Hills Elementary
school where JoNathan performed admirably in his
class band I couldn’t help but notice Vincent Hinjosa
our buddy from WAMU
kicking off the proceedings by making a 30 second speech as he handed over a
check 4 $557, the result of “every checking account opened $1, blah blah” my thinking if I was given the same amount time
tu run my commercial 4 GrubbyGrub and GirlieGarb.com
how and where would the principal about
tu go on maternity leave find a way tu bury her head, agree?
Quite
the politician this Rancho Sante Fe
resident-principal, Rancho Sante Fe apparently a
whole lot more upscale than even Del Mar, if one can imagine such an
environment in which tu raise children tu become co-dependants like so many of
their pitiful parents so busy in the “rat race” not wanting tu keep
their kids at home with stuff like the flu instead passing them off tu the
teachers at the schools who spend the other 50% of the their day when not
wiping kids’ noses, picking up their spilt guts, babysitting those kids
spoiled rotten, the skid marks on sum of the elder boys and girls’
underwear a “graduation gift” no doubt from the elementary teachers
to co-workers over at Torrey Pines High School,
again, fortunately on the other side of Interstate 5.
Mrs.
Frances though making a point of greeting me with quite the broadest smile
possibly, my not, however, noticing her wearing a nugget of diamond perhaps she
like a whole number of folk I know cashing in their diamonds buying gold
like there is no tomorrow, agree?
Nothing
quite as heartwarming as when one of Jonathan’s friends, Carl, from his
Sperm Donor’s neighborhood came and sat next me wanting tu just say hello
and of course pat my “god” [sic] Pypeetoe who was wrapped in the
cushiest of blankets held tightly in the arms of Marie, Pypeetoe no doubt
today more my wife’s dog than mine, he still not quite having got over
the Iron Man training routines I put him through when he was puppy especially
when I failed tu get him a wetsuit during the 3 mile oshon swim, no doubt, as I
have come tu realize giving him a too day period tu recover from this ordeal
remembering my dog is an Italian Greyhound although nearly twice the size of
his brother who is the world champion, was simply not enough, Pypeetoe though
is all muscle perhaps less than 1% body fat which makes swimming in ice cold
water rather problematic my figuring that he would overcome such deficit needs
such as warmth and shelter by my feeding him a chicken a day, plus 2 32ounce
pieces of steak as a treat per week, enabling him tu essentially fly across the
water while dog paddling, agree?
Thank
G-D is all I can say that there was never an occasion during our 3AM exercise
routines when a member of the AICPA [American Institute of Certified Public
Accountants] when turning a blind eye to the shenanigans of folks like Ronald
“the Finagle King” Perelman decided tu show up, and take me away in
hand cuffs, throw me into a padded cell, under the guise that it was all 4 my
own good.
Which
makes me think of this one email tu David Berman
a Carmel
College Alumni I was hoping tu get out today raising amongst a number of
points what is bothering my “senile”
mother at this time, so childish wouldn’t u agree 4 someone as incredibly
brilliant as Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser
Zulman tu now be ducking me, her ugly-duckling
son?
As u may
know my step-father was known amongst the clothing chieftains in South Africa
as Mr. S.A Clothing, South African Clothing Industries having fathered many a
“sibling” clothing operation such as Alley Cat owned and operated
by my our one buddy Cliff Benn and Robby Sevil, Cliff
Benn, I have yet tu hear from in quite a while, surprise, surprise, my hope is
that Cliff will also get off his hi-horses, my laughing at this time
remembering when Sol Kersner’s youngest daughter once partied with
us over at Cliff’s parents house one weekend which could have been
the time Cliff walked into the one downstairs room where two of his parents closest
friends were making out, doubtful though Cliff mentioned tu his folks the next
day everything he saw given the fact that I pointed out tu Cliff that their
respective married partners were possibly making out with each other, in his
parents bedroom, agree?
In many
way Carl reminds me of me, although a whole lot better looking and in all
likelihood a far superior athlete, his parents both physicians recently
informing him that they will be taking him tu Austria skiing the day after
Xmess, my just happening tu have with me this photo
in my jacket pocket showing me perhaps a couple of years younger than Carl on a
train in Kitzbuel Austria back in December 1967, a
trip where I first came tu grips with what it meant tu be a “wandering
Jew.”
So who
is this Lenny character, is he a Wolman,
related to Sol Kersner, and please don't hesitate tu
forward my email to both Lenny as well as this guy Gary, who I assume is not
related tu Lynne Bentel’s ex-husband, Gary
“Stink”
Glass sooner or later they will get tu hear about what we are doing in getting
this world in tu tip-top fighting shape and could possibly get pissed off with
u 4 not keeping them informed on a timely basis.
Interesting, perhaps tu sum,
is that soon after sending Jeffrey Krinsk this E-mail on December
09, 2003 1:38 PM PST I ran into Lenny and Bruce Bentel
Lynne and Paula Bentel’s father and brother respectively, just a
hop-jump-and-a-scotch from where I am sitting right now, at Il Fornio’s outside bar and with Davide now talking with
a couple of other guys sitting 4 chairs away from me allowing me tu type at an
average speed I would say well in excess of 130 words per minute, tu mention
little of the coincidence of me replying tu Michael Auerbach
one of Lynne’s other very close friends earlier in the day at 8:53 AM PST
precisely inquiring as tu the whereabouts of Lynne who has gone deafeningly
silent as of late, Michael
Aurbach at least having the courage tu ask the
day be4 in reply tu my D O I...Next Symposium :) B DAY email where he
was blind copied, like he is today, along with a statistically valid
representative sampling of the world’s population, bearing in mind as I
mentioned tu in our phone conversation the other day how everything I am doing
these days is very much under the spotlight, the likes of the Altavista.com
search engine no doubt helping folks of every single category under the sun
stay on top of the things that really matter and of course in this “dog
eat dog” world, all about “me, me, and me” agree?
U must, have pondered why it
is that so many people kids in particular are getting a whole sicker than at
anytime in the past, living of course a whole lot longer thanks to drugs,
lobotomies etcetera etcetera, agree?
My finding myself in pivotal
position time and again, c “ae” hyperlink
above simply has led tu me asking a whole lot more questions than your average
Joe Blow brain dead lily white wheaty eating South African including how come
my mother and father in-law who brought 5 children into this world never once
had them see a physician other than when my wife had her one foot run over by a
truck and had the “shoddy repair
work” taken place here in the United States, blah
blah my wife who comes across at first as
rather shy, observing like me rather mitigating sumwhat the possibility of a
faux paux, along with all her siblings, parents,
aunts, uncles, all the way back tu her great great great grandfather who was 100% Huron Indian would all today
living the life of Riley, not just my amazing wife who puts up rather well with
the likes of me, agree?
Eric, a guy I met once be4
sat down earlier next tu me and asked about what happened to our cabin near
Pine Valley that was saved by nothing short of an “Act of G-D” the
firemen and women drawing the line in the sand at those of us fortunate enough
to own second homes, the most south eastern point of the recent 100 mile wall
of fire, that last hyperlink containing a photo of my wife, Marie, standing
next tu my DOG KO Mini Cooper S
dnA [sic]
Alongside her branches of
the manzenata
trees that the firefighters cut, each one of our cabins being designated a fire
truck and full crew according the fireman Marie and I met later who u can see
in truck #44 hyperlink.
Eric remembering how when he
met me there were 3 other people at the bar from the area of Scripps Ranch
watching the TV screen as their primary residences burned tu the ground, quite
sumthing what it takes tu bring people together our species quite stellar at
dividing, so little seemingly adding up, although I would argue it quite
differently, everything pretty much making perfect sense tu me, each and every
day I spend on this incredible planet, continuously amazed, however, at the
genius of G-D and the incredible stupidity of his greatest creation, mankind,
so incredibly unkind, so out of touch, hostile most of all tu his environment
having lost touch in his quest tu die the richest on the planet with his innate
nature, so incredibly insensitive, agree?
Nothing more laughable,
tragic as it is, the need tu always maintain a sense of humor no matter what,
then watching the Sperm Donor of my
wife’s too children earlier today at the recital bopping his head
“back &
forth” as though a member of a Hurrichrishna groupe, the only other time I saw this out of control
character behaving so mindlessly besides 4 when he tried tu bait me into a fist
fight back on September 8th 2002 at the one son we know of’s birthday party, was at a concert at the Del Mar
Racetrack sum time back where he was with his girlfriend Ms. “Dawn Kilicat” [sic] where my buddy Robert Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan was performing, my meeting Bob Dylan, u may
recall, at a rather intimate Succoth gathering at one of his best boyhood
friend’s houses in Los Angeles after Dylan had finally returned tu
Judaism having tried everything I would think there was available under the “son”
[sic], losing sum if not all of his G-D given
talents, never forgetting how pitiful he looked that despite having at his one
incredibly beautiful looking woman at his side he felt the need tu drown his
sorrows in a bottle of vodka be4 doing nothing short of passing out on the
floor, fortunately, unfortunately Dylan landed since it was an outside
Tabernacle on the grass, had it been say a concrete slab, who knows both Marie
and I would have been spared tu watch her ex-husband acting out like nothing
short of an ape which would be quite complimentary if I were tu suggest that is
how he in fact behaved on September 11th 2002, sum 3 days after
having tu gather himself and reflect on his pitiful behavior, instead choosing
to go further down the war path with me, The Rattlesnake, taking our JoNathan in tow down to the criminal courthouse in downtown
San Diego where he “unilaterally” was able tu get a Temporary
Restraining Order issued against me from being with either too children, their
mother never being contacted tu even verify whether Dr. Sperm Donor JBS was the
father of either child, quite amazing how trusting we r of folks with medical
degrees, agree?
Perhaps, as our one good
friend pointed out at the recital today we need tu rethink a number of things,
agree?
I actually wore a collared
shirt, my denim paints no doubt could have done with a little wash, my shoes
shiny as could be, my wife decked out like she was ready tu take the world by
storm which she is even though she has yet tu even consider volunteering what
would be one incredibly easy assignment given what she has been through in
preparing 4 “our” coming out parade, which cannot be considered
anything short of a “dog and pony show” of epic proportions.
Right this moment I am
thinking of what the faces of Jeffrey Krinsk and Devin Standard will look like
when they read this, Jeffrey probably be4 even getting tu this paragraph
calling up his wife Campbell Soup telling her tu make the guest house
available, alerting their security people tu allow me tu enter without having
tu flash any form of identification, while Devin hits the automatic dial pad on
his cell phone contacting not just his Navy SEAL buddies but retired Vice-Admiral W.J. Davis getting the
aircraft carrier Kitty hawk which I believe has the number 64 designation ready
tu receive me, as my one buddy Guy Friedman also copied on this email, perhaps
the most well equipped retired Israeli special forces commando, contacts my
father in Melbourne, Australia tu grab hold of my sister, sneak my dad into one
of those WWII aircraft museums,
not even bothering with paying despite my father being entitled tu the discount
probably offered tu senior citizens, hopping intu a Kittyhawk
fighter-bomber much like the one he flew in over the skies of Italy bombing the
crap out of the Nazi bastards hiding out in the houses of my
buddy Davide’s next of kin, refueling over say Fugi, picking up an apple or too be4 coming in low and fast
over the shoreline here in Del Mar where I would then climb tu the top of the
flag pole on my buddy Mrs. Dick Heckman’s
beachfront property which u c in the background of the “Mrs. Dick”
hyperlink and after cutting off the American Flag just as the winds shift I
would gain sufficient height without my incredible father running the risk of
crashing and injuring one of the dogs taking a crap on Dogs Beach finally
landing on the aircraft carrier, agree?
Dogs Beach pretty much
begins just right where u c Marie doing one of her many balancing acts, no one
quite like my Marie in keeping me on my toes, agree?
And of course u only really
know “my Ann-e”
[sic] who like the other incredible women over at Insurance Marketing Services
[IMS] played quite a hand in getting me tu the point that I can not only clown around
but when need be I can be deadly serious which I now am, a day though doesn’t
go by when I don’t think of it being just a matter of one-moment-time be4
we all meet up again, in a showdown of showdowns, the likes of Mr. King Golden
no doubt shaking in his boots at the prospects of me and that group of women u
see in the previous hyperlinks teaming up once again, agree?
Doubtful though u got tu
meet Mr. Golden Esq. who was my pal-attorney 4 many years who although quite
brilliant, most who know King Golden, one of what I refer tu as the Washington
Bunch would consider him not only better looking at one time than our
former president Bill “Kitchen-Wallpaper” Clinton but a whole lot
more dangerous given his incredible intellect, most of all his ability tu keep
his ego in check.
While writing u this email
my mind has now begun tu wander over tu the email I plan tu write tu
Marie’s ex-husband’s attorney, Mr. George “Money Talks”
Hurst Esq. following this email, Mr. Hurst, no relation tu the Hearst family
that I got tu c up real close back late 1993 early 1994 that now has me
thinking once again of the email I will be sending also be sending in due
course tu David Berman.
The
fish rots from the head down, perhaps not quite as profound as Pythagoras'
Number is the essence of all things, good or evil.
Stay
tuned, and never forget tu be remain in touch and forever grounded, most of all
not distracted by a bunch of pricks idiot enough
to tell the whole fricken world how much money they may or may not have made
while playing the game, the game of life, like the game of chess, getting your
opponent tu play tu your advantage.
4 many
years after I decided tu “hang up my boots”
[sic] Annie George would tell me tu write her a story even though she knew
perfectly well that not only did I have the most atrocious handwriting I had
never once displayed my writing skills, that in all the time she and I worked as well as played hard together I was not only a person
of few words but she as well as the rest of the folks at IMS in all likelihood
only recall me sending out one so-called memo a flowchart, the first step in my
Bottoms Up Schooling showing folks how tu go to the toilet getting in tu the
knotty gritty of differentiating between business #1 and business #2.
I
supposedly “ran” this “one of a kind” company 4 5
years “resurrected from the dead” without so much as us raising a
single penny in equity or borrowing one single penny from the banks even though
the majority and controlling shareholder of the company had sum sway with a
local bank, the bank manager smart enough tu know that George Nordhaus at the time was not exactly “your best
risk”, even George’s very good buddy “Amos
Right”
[sic] who having retired twice be4, while willing tu lend George a hand opening
the mail, making the check deposits, masterfully maintaining though the float,
better than anyone I knew alive at the time, Amos Wright
understanding all tu well the math behind “a fool and his money are soon
parted.”
I just
took my last sip of tea, Il Fornio, although not
quite as close to the beach as our beach house or my buddy Jerry's ocean front
house where I spent a good deal of time yesterday contemplating my navel
examining ever so carefully the movement of the waves that allow me tu compute
sum of the more complex algorithms that have sum of the smartest minds on the
planet totally baffled but more importantly keeping me in touch with
G-D-Nature.
Take
care,
-----Original
Message-----
From: Antony
Unruh [mailto:unruhboyer@earthlink.net]
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Hat Trick, an honest
Hat Trick
Geviss, hey when are you going to
come up again. You were talking about the
Durban Wolmans, do you know Lenny, he is married to Robyn Sneech, Barry's
sister, and then my old buddy
sold his plastics co for a cool $250M US when the rand was at about R10 to
the dollar so he now travels everywhere and plays between continents, funny
he was one of those guys that you thought wouldnt
even leave small town.
Okay
just thought you may know them
--
UNRUH
BOYER
(323)
662-3111
(323)
664-9091 F
-----
Original Message -----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: TCO c/o of Aaron"BrownNose" Brown, co-founder of eRaider.com
and Professor of finance at the Yeshiva in New York City
Cc: rest including David Pollak
Subject: Hat
Trick, an honest Hat Trick
Attention: TCO
c/o eRaider.com
