From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 6:17 PM
To: Antony Unruh
Cc: rest including Devinq Standard;
Michael A

Subject: RE: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick

 

My so Unruly man, I don’t have immediate plans tu return tu the city of angels, having tu contend at this time hanging out in and around Del Mar holding a handful of "evil doers" in nothing short of "check" although "check mate" would be a more euphemistic description of the "ramming" sum have been getting as of late, and make no mistake I am only just getting started, the communist bastards in our midst coming tu grips that it doesn’t pay tu fool around with the likes of Mr. Devin Standard and yours truly, agree?

 

Please forward tu me David Lewis' email and/or telephone.

 

Naturally, I am always looking 4 more folks in tune tu contribute handsomely to our cause, and I assume u have at least read the Mission Statement of Nextraterrestrial.com, having surely an opinion on my take of what constitutes a major factor in causing degenerative diseases such as MS, more so perhaps, Parkinsons, tu mention little of the deafening silences from the likes of Professors Kelly and Price tu mention just in passing how the solutions while forcing the likes of Kelly and Price tu go out and get real jobs would make a significant dent, i.e. head start in getting our kids off tu the right start each and every morning, agree?

 

The moment we lose “the heart” tu question, it is the beginning of the end, history in the process of repeating itself like never be4, today though the greatest time tu believe alive, as long as u are not altogether brain dead, young at heart, not having succumbed tu the temptation of sucking up, most of all the bullshit put out by the media the pitiful weapons of mass destruction of the ruling elite, agree?

 

Never tu forget 4 one single moment that there is absolutely no single shred of evidence of their being a conspiracy at the highest levels of the social structure, such folks having such incredible egos incapable of ever sitting around a boardroom table sharing the “Chairman of the Board” seat, such folks though, so topsy-turvy-curvy focused on their own self-importance, on an ad-hoc basis, carefully selecting the likes of Diana Henriques of the communist New York Times tu shoot their poison tipped arrows, nothing quite as loud as the deafening silences the likes of Mr. Devin Standard, Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. and others within my inner circle r hearing at this time, agree?

 

NextraTerrestrial.com is a website I set up after proving out on www.footsak.com that one can get folks tu do the right thing either by embarrassing the crap out of them, no better example than that Revlon Make Up Cartoon drawn by my wife, Marie, sumthing she would consider mediocre at best, my mother and step-father Alan Zulman contributing most if not all of the insight,

 

Or

 

Hitting them square between the eyes with a lawsuit, nothing quite as effective as a class action lawsuit when u have the best of the very best like Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. at one's side listening so ever carefully tu the heart beat of the universe created by nothing short of a loving G-D, providing the likes of Jeffrey and I with the weaponry tu respond in no small measure tu fast balls thrown at

 

Or

 

near head that has the worst of the worst now reaching deep into their pocket books while examining their balls like never be4, 4ever giving up on finding their way, around their penises, doubtful, even if using pulleys tied tu their reattached foreskins throughout the day, and night, capable of reaching a state of arousal anywhere close tu that of my pal Michael Grant in a placid state even after he once took several low blows tu the groin, agree?

 

The horrific beating I am currently doing tu their egos, has in my opinion, a good number, of them thinking of investing, what is left of their ever dwindling estates as the dollar plunges and the stock market begins to enter a tailspin from which there is no possibility of recovery, in several Atlas rockets with hi-performance boosters that will allow them tu reach Mars today, not as close as it was in August when I gave Mr. Krinsk his last chance tu jump ship, agree?

 

I have yet tu see in the flesh Jeffrey “SMARTass

” Krinsk in anything, butt the best of moods, today being his first day back in the offices of Finkelstein and Krinsk after another fricken too week vacation in of all places the Caribbean on a fricken ship perhaps checking out Sol Kersner’s establishment in Barbados thinking that if I sumhow screw up his plans tu be the next king of England he could still end up owning Sol Kersner’s operations on the island of Barbados which is where Devin Standard’s ancestors may have at one time picked cotton, agree?

 

Barbados isn’t the worst compromise in the world, bearing in mind that Devin Standard’s father, Kenneth Standard, the current president of the New York Bar Association, may in sum “quid pro quo” arrangement make Jeffrey Krinsk a deal he cannot refuse like providing sanctuary tu Robert Kaplan of Kilsheimer Kaplan and Fox who is now in my “cross hairs” and in return seeing tu that Jeffrey is afforded honorary citizenship in Barbados much like the honorary citizenship “we” feel should be offered tu the Royal Saudi family in Israel, agree?

 

Bob Kaplan Esq. be4 becoming one of the better SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] one of the better Anti-Trust attorneys in the Justice Department, making, however, the faux paux of opening his big fricken mouth tu the likes of Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff, a co-managing director of the Wetherly Capital Group the fronting organization responsible 4 the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections held on November 8th of last year, history having a way of repeating itself when we don’t hold evil doers in check, who amongst us Jewish people can recall the rise of Nazi Germany, agree?

 

Kenneth Standard unlike Devin who I still contend is as “black as the ace of spades”, is in fact lighter skinned than any lily white wheaty eating fricken South African tu have emerged out of Africa since that guy-gal inscribed the Star of David on the Blombos Rock which u c on page 2 of the NextraTrerrestrial.com website, agree?

 

Tony, I am now pushed 4 time so u may c parts of this communiqué “b=ecoming” [sic] disjointed, my having less than 10 minutes tu complete my thoughts, promising Marie that I will be back at the beach house tu enjoy a sundowner, my pal Davide having finally arrived smiling at me as he sees a whole lot of wine glasses surrounding me, but trust me when I tell u that I only drank half one glass of wine the rest of the glasses and bottles belonging to other folks who have long since gone leaving me, however, all their email addresses.

 

The island of Barbados should not be confused with my wife’s previous home on Barbados Way just a hop-jump-and-a-skip across from Carmel Valley east of Interstate 5 were residents get tu hear their neighbors’ hairdryers as the car fumes get blasted intu their lungs, the freeways allowing us Americans tu retain the position as the number one polluters in the world, agree?

 

Different tu those of us fortunate tu hear the sound of the waves, breath in the freshest oshon swept air, picking up the incredible karma of the orient tu mention just in passing, once again, what the sound of the trains passing by at the end of 27th street going “back & forth” means tu me my inability tu carry a tune

 

Or

 

Play a single fricken musical instrument soothed by sumhow an ability tu translate music in tTOo the highest levels of math leading me tu finding a sense of Spirituality I only fairly recently dreamed possible, last night Marie, however, knocking the crap out of me as I battled tu solve a relatively simple math problem that called 4 using any combination of numbers 1 through 9 combining any number, either adding or subtracting, at will, so as tu arrive at the number 100, simply incapable of getting beyond when adding up one through nine one ends up with the number 45,

 

dnA

 

Of course it wouldn’t take u very long to solve this problem perhaps though not in less time than it took Marie who happens tu be quite the math wizard if u first started out with the number 78 and then worked “backwards & forwards” my explaining tu her son JoNathan that women are far better, naturally equipped, tu problem solve, given their multi-task oriented abilities, their nurturing skills in raising children, falling apart thou if in the company of a male with testosterone out of control although I kept this rather important explanation in what has this world so topsy-turvy-curvy 4 sum time now, tu a minimum.

 

JoNathan has not only Marie’s side of the family’s very good looks his picture on the front page of the local newspaper this week making smiles on lots of folks faces including the too girls in the photo with him, those of course in tune, his math skills clearly coming from his mother, his Sperm Donor although a physician possibly taking even longer than me tu solve this problem, the problem child that he remains tu this day, remembering I barely have a hi-school education, my business degree from the University of Natal South Africa that catered mostly tu a bunch of “nanny boy” lily white wheaty eating brain dead kids eliciting the most incredibly loud laughs from the likes of Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk who derives so much fricken satisfaction making fun of my pitiful diploma while making nincompoops like Mr. Goodday, an executive of Revlon Corporation eat crow as Mr. Krinsk crows about his 10000 foot yacht he and his wife, Campbell Soup, r thinking of buying this very instant so tu escape the media attention brought on by this very communication which is why I am taking my time in typing this email having waited until now 5:30PM PST tu “step on the gas” the likes of Diana Henriques unlikely tu reappear unless a plastic surgeon has the necessary tools tu unstitch her head sown into her uterus having been stretched thru her anus, agree?

 

By the way have u ever ridden an ostrich?

 

At today’s concert recital at the Del Mar Hills Elementary school where JoNathan performed admirably in his class band I couldn’t help but notice Vincent Hinjosa our buddy from WAMU kicking off the proceedings by making a 30 second speech as he handed over a check 4 $557, the result of “every checking account opened $1, blah blah” my thinking if I was given the same amount time tu run my commercial 4 GrubbyGrub and GirlieGarb.com how and where would the principal about tu go on maternity leave find a way tu bury her head, agree?

 

Quite the politician this Rancho Sante Fe resident-principal, Rancho Sante Fe apparently a whole lot more upscale than even Del Mar, if one can imagine such an environment in which tu raise children tu become co-dependants like so many of their pitiful parents so busy in the “rat race” not wanting tu keep their kids at home with stuff like the flu instead passing them off tu the teachers at the schools who spend the other 50% of the their day when not wiping kids’ noses, picking up their spilt guts, babysitting those kids spoiled rotten, the skid marks on sum of the elder boys and girls’ underwear a “graduation gift” no doubt from the elementary teachers to co-workers over at Torrey Pines High School, again, fortunately on the other side of Interstate 5.

 

Mrs. Frances though making a point of greeting me with quite the broadest smile possibly, my not, however, noticing her wearing a nugget of diamond perhaps she like a whole number of folk I know cashing in their diamonds buying gold like there is no tomorrow, agree?

 

Nothing quite as heartwarming as when one of Jonathan’s friends, Carl, from his Sperm Donor’s neighborhood came and sat next me wanting tu just say hello and of course pat my “god” [sic] Pypeetoe who was wrapped in the cushiest of blankets  held tightly in the arms of Marie, Pypeetoe no doubt today more my wife’s dog than mine, he still not quite having got over the Iron Man training routines I put him through when he was puppy especially when I failed tu get him a wetsuit during the 3 mile oshon swim, no doubt, as I have come tu realize giving him a too day period tu recover from this ordeal remembering my dog is an Italian Greyhound although nearly twice the size of his brother who is the world champion, was simply not enough, Pypeetoe though is all muscle perhaps less than 1% body fat which makes swimming in ice cold water rather problematic my figuring that he would overcome such deficit needs such as warmth and shelter by my feeding him a chicken a day, plus 2 32ounce pieces of steak as a treat per week, enabling him tu essentially fly across the water while dog paddling, agree?

 

Thank G-D is all I can say that there was never an occasion during our 3AM exercise routines when a member of the AICPA [American Institute of Certified Public Accountants] when turning a blind eye to the shenanigans of folks like Ronald “the Finagle King” Perelman decided tu show up, and take me away in hand cuffs, throw me into a padded cell, under the guise that it was all 4 my own good.

 

Which makes me think of this one email tu David Berman a Carmel College Alumni I was hoping tu get out today raising amongst a number of points what is bothering my “senile” mother at this time, so childish wouldn’t u agree 4 someone as incredibly brilliant as Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman tu now be ducking me, her ugly-duckling son?

 

As u may know my step-father was known amongst the clothing chieftains in South Africa as Mr. S.A Clothing, South African Clothing Industries having fathered many a “sibling” clothing operation such as Alley Cat owned and operated by my our one buddy Cliff Benn and Robby Sevil, Cliff Benn, I have yet tu hear from in quite a while, surprise, surprise, my hope is that Cliff will also get off his hi-horses, my laughing at this time remembering when Sol Kersner’s youngest daughter once partied with us over at Cliff’s parents house one weekend which could have been the time Cliff walked into the one downstairs room where two of his parents closest friends were making out, doubtful though Cliff mentioned tu his folks the next day everything he saw given the fact that I pointed out tu Cliff that their respective married partners were possibly making out with each other, in his parents bedroom, agree?

 

In many way Carl reminds me of me, although a whole lot better looking and in all likelihood a far superior athlete, his parents both physicians recently informing him that they will be taking him tu Austria skiing the day after Xmess, my just happening tu have with me this photo in my jacket pocket showing me perhaps a couple of years younger than Carl on a train in Kitzbuel Austria back in December 1967, a trip where I first came tu grips with what it meant tu be a “wandering Jew.”

 

So who is this Lenny character, is he a Wolman, related to Sol Kersner, and please don't hesitate tu forward my email to both Lenny as well as this guy Gary, who I assume is not related tu Lynne Bentel’s ex-husband, Gary “Stink” Glass sooner or later they will get tu hear about what we are doing in getting this world in tu tip-top fighting shape and could possibly get pissed off with u 4 not keeping them informed on a timely basis.

 

Interesting, perhaps tu sum, is that soon after sending Jeffrey Krinsk this E-mail on December 09, 2003 1:38 PM PST I ran into Lenny and Bruce Bentel Lynne and Paula Bentel’s father and brother respectively, just a hop-jump-and-a-scotch from where I am sitting right now, at Il Fornio’s outside bar and with Davide now talking with a couple of other guys sitting 4 chairs away from me allowing me tu type at an average speed I would say well in excess of 130 words per minute, tu mention little of the coincidence of me replying tu Michael Auerbach one of Lynne’s other very close friends earlier in the day at 8:53 AM PST precisely inquiring as tu the whereabouts of Lynne who has gone deafeningly silent as of late, Michael Aurbach at least having the courage tu ask the day be4 in reply tu my D O I...Next Symposium :) B DAY email where he was blind copied, like he is today, along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s population, bearing in mind as I mentioned tu in our phone conversation the other day how everything I am doing these days is very much under the spotlight, the likes of the Altavista.com search engine no doubt helping folks of every single category under the sun stay on top of the things that really matter and of course in this “dog eat dog” world, all about “me, me, and me” agree?

 

U must, have pondered why it is that so many people kids in particular are getting a whole sicker than at anytime in the past, living of course a whole lot longer thanks to drugs, lobotomies etcetera etcetera, agree?

 

My finding myself in pivotal position time and again, c “ae” hyperlink above simply has led tu me asking a whole lot more questions than your average Joe Blow brain dead lily white wheaty eating South African including how come my mother and father in-law who brought 5 children into this world never once had them see a physician other than when my wife had her one foot run over by a truck and had the “shoddy repair work” taken place here in the United States, blah blah my wife who comes across at first as rather shy, observing like me rather mitigating sumwhat the possibility of a faux paux, along with all her siblings, parents, aunts, uncles, all the way back tu her great great great grandfather who was 100% Huron Indian would all today living the life of Riley, not just my amazing wife who puts up rather well with the likes of me, agree?

 

Eric, a guy I met once be4 sat down earlier next tu me and asked about what happened to our cabin near Pine Valley that was saved by nothing short of an “Act of G-D” the firemen and women drawing the line in the sand at those of us fortunate enough to own second homes, the most south eastern point of the recent 100 mile wall of fire, that last hyperlink containing a photo of my wife, Marie, standing next tu my DOG KO Mini Cooper S

 

dnA [sic]

 

Alongside her branches of the manzenata trees that the firefighters cut, each one of our cabins being designated a fire truck and full crew according the fireman Marie and I met later who u can see in truck #44 hyperlink.

 

Eric remembering how when he met me there were 3 other people at the bar from the area of Scripps Ranch watching the TV screen as their primary residences burned tu the ground, quite sumthing what it takes tu bring people together our species quite stellar at dividing, so little seemingly adding up, although I would argue it quite differently, everything pretty much making perfect sense tu me, each and every day I spend on this incredible planet, continuously amazed, however, at the genius of G-D and the incredible stupidity of his greatest creation, mankind, so incredibly unkind, so out of touch, hostile most of all tu his environment having lost touch in his quest tu die the richest on the planet with his innate nature, so incredibly insensitive, agree?

 

Nothing more laughable, tragic as it is, the need tu always maintain a sense of humor no matter what, then watching the Sperm Donor of my wife’s too children earlier today at the recital bopping his head “back & forth” as though a member of a Hurrichrishna groupe, the only other time I saw this out of control character behaving so mindlessly besides 4 when he tried tu bait me into a fist fight back on September 8th 2002 at the one son we know of’s birthday party, was at a concert at the Del Mar Racetrack sum time back where he was with his girlfriend Ms. “Dawn Kilicat” [sic] where my buddy Robert Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan was performing, my meeting Bob Dylan, u may recall, at a rather intimate Succoth gathering at one of his best boyhood friend’s houses in Los Angeles after Dylan had finally returned tu Judaism having tried everything I would think there was available under the “son” [sic], losing sum if not all of his G-D given talents, never forgetting how pitiful he looked that despite having at his one incredibly beautiful looking woman at his side he felt the need tu drown his sorrows in a bottle of vodka be4 doing nothing short of passing out on the floor, fortunately, unfortunately Dylan landed since it was an outside Tabernacle on the grass, had it been say a concrete slab, who knows both Marie and I would have been spared tu watch her ex-husband acting out like nothing short of an ape which would be quite complimentary if I were tu suggest that is how he in fact behaved on September 11th 2002, sum 3 days after having tu gather himself and reflect on his pitiful behavior, instead choosing to go further down the war path with me, The Rattlesnake, taking our JoNathan in tow down to the criminal courthouse in downtown San Diego where he “unilaterally” was able tu get a Temporary Restraining Order issued against me from being with either too children, their mother never being contacted tu even verify whether Dr. Sperm Donor JBS was the father of either child, quite amazing how trusting we r of folks with medical degrees, agree?

 

Perhaps, as our one good friend pointed out at the recital today we need tu rethink a number of things, agree?

 

I actually wore a collared shirt, my denim paints no doubt could have done with a little wash, my shoes shiny as could be, my wife decked out like she was ready tu take the world by storm which she is even though she has yet tu even consider volunteering what would be one incredibly easy assignment given what she has been through in preparing 4 “our” coming out parade, which cannot be considered anything short of a “dog and pony show” of epic proportions.

 

Right this moment I am thinking of what the faces of Jeffrey Krinsk and Devin Standard will look like when they read this, Jeffrey probably be4 even getting tu this paragraph calling up his wife Campbell Soup telling her tu make the guest house available, alerting their security people tu allow me tu enter without having tu flash any form of identification, while Devin hits the automatic dial pad on his cell phone contacting not just his Navy SEAL buddies but retired Vice-Admiral W.J. Davis getting the aircraft carrier Kitty hawk which I believe has the number 64 designation ready tu receive me, as my one buddy Guy Friedman also copied on this email, perhaps the most well equipped retired Israeli special forces commando, contacts my father in Melbourne, Australia tu grab hold of my sister, sneak my dad into one of those WWII aircraft museums, not even bothering with paying despite my father being entitled tu the discount probably offered tu senior citizens, hopping intu a Kittyhawk fighter-bomber much like the one he flew in over the skies of Italy bombing the crap out of the Nazi bastards hiding out in the houses of my buddy Davide’s next of kin, refueling over say Fugi, picking up an apple or too be4 coming in low and fast over the shoreline here in Del Mar where I would then climb tu the top of the flag pole on my buddy Mrs. Dick Heckman’s beachfront property which u c in the background of the “Mrs. Dick” hyperlink and after cutting off the American Flag just as the winds shift I would gain sufficient height without my incredible father running the risk of crashing and injuring one of the dogs taking a crap on Dogs Beach finally landing on the aircraft carrier, agree?

 

Dogs Beach pretty much begins just right where u c Marie doing one of her many balancing acts, no one quite like my Marie in keeping me on my toes, agree?

 

And of course u only really know “my Ann-e” [sic] who like the other incredible women over at Insurance Marketing Services [IMS] played quite a hand in getting me tu the point that I can not only clown around but when need be I can be deadly serious which I now am, a day though doesn’t go by when I don’t think of it being just a matter of one-moment-time be4 we all meet up again, in a showdown of showdowns, the likes of Mr. King Golden no doubt shaking in his boots at the prospects of me and that group of women u see in the previous hyperlinks teaming up once again, agree?

 

Doubtful though u got tu meet Mr. Golden Esq. who was my pal-attorney 4 many years who although quite brilliant, most who know King Golden, one of what I refer tu as the Washington Bunch would consider him not only better looking at one time than our former president Bill “Kitchen-Wallpaper” Clinton but a whole lot more dangerous given his incredible intellect, most of all his ability tu keep his ego in check.

 

While writing u this email my mind has now begun tu wander over tu the email I plan tu write tu Marie’s ex-husband’s attorney, Mr. George “Money Talks” Hurst Esq. following this email, Mr. Hurst, no relation tu the Hearst family that I got tu c up real close back late 1993 early 1994 that now has me thinking once again of the email I will be sending also be sending in due course tu David Berman.

   

The fish rots from the head down, perhaps not quite as profound as Pythagoras' Number is the essence of all things, good or evil.

 

Stay tuned, and never forget tu be remain in touch and forever grounded, most of all not distracted by a bunch of pricks idiot enough to tell the whole fricken world how much money they may or may not have made while playing the game, the game of life, like the game of chess, getting your opponent tu play tu your advantage.

 

4 many years after I decided tu “hang up my boots” [sic] Annie George would tell me tu write her a story even though she knew perfectly well that not only did I have the most atrocious handwriting I had never once displayed my writing skills, that in all the time she and I worked as well as played hard together I was not only a person of few words but she as well as the rest of the folks at IMS in all likelihood only recall me sending out one so-called memo a flowchart, the first step in my Bottoms Up Schooling showing folks how tu go to the toilet getting in tu the knotty gritty of differentiating between business #1 and business #2.   

 

I supposedly “ran” this “one of a kind” company 4 5 years “resurrected from the dead” without so much as us raising a single penny in equity or borrowing one single penny from the banks even though the majority and controlling shareholder of the company had sum sway with a local bank, the bank manager smart enough tu know that George Nordhaus at the time was not exactly “your best risk”, even George’s very good buddy “Amos Right” [sic] who having retired twice be4, while willing tu lend George a hand opening the mail, making the check deposits, masterfully maintaining though the float, better than anyone I knew alive at the time, Amos Wright understanding all tu well the math behind “a fool and his money are soon parted.”

 

I just took my last sip of tea, Il Fornio, although not quite as close to the beach as our beach house or my buddy Jerry's ocean front house where I spent a good deal of time yesterday contemplating my navel examining ever so carefully the movement of the waves that allow me tu compute sum of the more complex algorithms that have sum of the smartest minds on the planet totally baffled but more importantly keeping me in touch with G-D-Nature.

 

Take care,

 

Gg

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Antony Unruh [mailto:unruhboyer@earthlink.net]

Sent: Thursday, December 18, 2003 9:13 AM

To: gsg@sellnext.com

Subject: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick

 

Geviss, hey  when are you going to come up again. You were talking about the

Durban Wolmans, do you know Lenny, he is married to Robyn Sneech, Barry's

sister, and then my old buddy Gary from Springs , he now resides in Sydney,

sold his plastics co for a cool $250M US when the rand was at about R10 to

the dollar so he now travels everywhere and plays between continents, funny

he was one of those guys that you thought wouldnt even leave small town.

Okay just thought you may know them Gary actually is pretty cool. Ciao TU.

--

UNRUH BOYER

2311 Hyperion Ave

Los Angeles, CA 90027

(323) 662-3111

(323) 664-9091 F

 

 

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 5:02 PM
To: TCO c/o of Aaron"BrownNose" Brown, co-founder of eRaider.com and Professor of finance at the Yeshiva in New York City
Cc: rest including  David Pollak
Subject: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick

Attention: TCO c/o eRaider.com