From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, December 17, 2003 5:02 PM
To: TCO c/o of
Aaron"BrownNose" Brown, co-founder of eRaider.com and Professor of finance at the Yeshiva in New York City
Cc: rest including  David Pollak
Subject: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick

Attention: TCO c/o eRaider.com

 

TCO – I  am on a roll right now having spent most of the day relaxing contemplating my navel, managing though to get in not just my Pilates but I would bet a whole better waves than u dreamed of,

 

Naturally having very little difficulty getting rid of almost 100 business cards, u remembering now to breath in to the count of 5 all thru the nose and out to the count of 5 again all thru the nose, never forgetting tu both stretch your toes particularly when doing the bicycle maneuver as well as always keeping your navel flat to the ground unless u have decided tu surgically, i.e. permanently implant your head up your anus, agree?

 

What follows is my response to your posting on eRaider’s The Buck Stops Here back on  December 15th u sumhow feeling the need to pitch in 4 Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown of the Yeshiva in New York City in the midst of him becoming at a minimum the most irrelevant professor on the fricken planet. Repeating your post,

 

1.  Coolhondo, you scrawny grommet you, I can't be arsed to read such drivel.  Write normally.

2.  Aaron please stoop to questioning this guys sanity.  Your last remark was too noncomittal.  What do you think.  Take a stab at it:

A.  Fruit
Loop
B.  perfect job of putting us on.
C.  too cool for school and we just aren't hep enough.
D.  A DL

 

First, BrownNose should be able tu confirm that I am not "Coolhondo" who was another dude at one time posting on this lounge, eventually getting intimidated by this Yeshiva professor who knows obviously a whole lot more than u about what is going on at this time behind the scenes, agree?

 

Unless of course u r either an attorney working his handler, Melvyn Weiss, of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach and/or u r an "investigator" like myself that the likes of Milberg Weiss pay an "arm and a leg 4" given my rather good "work product", most though who benefit from my “risk assessment” services view my prescient timing worthy of a “hole” [sic] lot more “finger licking goodies”, the odds that the smartest people in the world would have given though on Saddam Hussein being taken alive probably in the order of my having called the day Vivendi’s stock price went on a 280 day precipitous decline, just one of more than a handful coincidences that has the likes of the co-founders of this website caught in quite a quandary, their garbled responses making as much sense as their deafening silences on rather important matters, to mention little of my opinion that the world is endless.

 

I will now repeat for u and the increased traffic verbatim what I E-mailed Mr. Richard Cooper on October 30.

 

As I have said before, the next person who strikes out at me, given the fact that I have painstakingly telegraphed my punches, never once threatening anyone with anything but the truth, furthermore never would I support any form of violence, will, at a minimum, have me most upset.

 

Moreover, you may very well have been the first since my wife’s ex-husband, Dr. JBS, to have crossed the line.

 

And my suggestion is that you, therefore take a hard look at the court records down at the criminal court buildings in downtown San Diego, examining in as much detail as your pitiful mind can fathom, all the declarations made “under penalty of perjury” and don’t hesitate tu send me a copy of the transcripts resulting from our victorious day in court back on October 24th 2002.

 

The fact that u state in your previous email tu me,

 

Gary, you are fucking with the wrong person… I have kept many of your emails and they could be quite damaging to you.

 

places you, in my opinion, right up there with the worst of them and perhaps why your father in his ultimate wisdom decided not tu have you, his only son, an executor of his estate, tu use your father’s often used expression, you are nothing but a “chicken shit”, again, this is all my opinion.

 

The fact that u came crying to me for help and I was forthcoming, now that all I want is tu get your input on some highly derogatory material I came across about a man who helped put a whole lot of chicken soup on the dining room table for you and your sister and others feasting off Irving Cooper, has u crying like a crybaby, talks volumes, agree?

 

Make certain when you contact the “the appropriate people in lapd [Los Angeles Police Department], blah blah” that u give them this email as well and while you are at it, suggest to them that they first contact Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq of Finkelstein & Krinsk, not his wife, Campbell Soup, his telephone number is 1-619-238-1333 before bothering me.

 

Do not, however, waste any more of your precious time calling him or me.

 

Furthermore, if I hear one pipsqueak more out of you I will simply respond with what I once responded tu an obscene emailer which later resulted in me being put in touch with the FBI.

 

 

I very much appreciate the fact that you are increasing the circle of those people dependant upon my communications for their insight and analysis of the events of the day. This is a very affirmative and positive step on your part that is highly appreciated.

 

Good day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps – Rest assured your email address is now permanently deleted from my email list, and should an “Act of G-d” take place and u end up getting an email from me, I am fully prepared to suffer the consequences; just do me one favor, and that is, get sum help, not visiting with an AMA approved psychiatrist or too, but listen tu the voice within, examining in the minutest detail who really is the very, very big, bad, wolf, and you won’t have tu look very far assuming u use a mirror tu shave in the morning.

 

And of course, it is doubtful you will be on the list of invited guests at our next beach party celebration.

 

Cc: FBI

 

 

TCO, Rich Cooper is the son of now deceased Irving Cooper, unlikely though u could scrape together the financial resources such as Richy “doing so poorly” Cooper if he really believed he had a hope in hell of prevailing against me in any type of maneuver outside of resorting to violence either here in this great country or even in a banana Republic like South Africa which is where I assume Norman Lazarus got married this weekend, and of course u will let me know if u have surfed with Norman or our mutual friends the Tomsons, Shawn Tomson, u may be long enough in the tooth tu recall, was a one-time World Champion surfer who amongst a number of things we have in common also studied Latin under Mr. Braithwaite at our Jewish Day School in Durban, South Africa.

 

Never should we drop our guard when dealing with cowards such as yourself who have so few options remaining, demonstrating their desperateness their cowardice not in the least bit camouflaged by their use of 4 lettered words demonstrating above all else how easily unglued the hi and mighty without any sense of spirituality collapse into a heap of tears as their formal education having interfered with their learning now beginning more than perhaps at any time in modern history tu spiral out of control, i.e. a tailspin, spin-spineless?

 

Furthermore, Irving Cooper, was not simply a client of mine, a founding partner of the Steinhardt $5 billion Hedge Fund but a good friend, both of us having a whole lot of fun, laughing all the way to the bank, to mention little of the role he and I played in a patent infringement lawsuit brought about by a laser company firing off beams of light at picoseconds, against Westinghouse, the current owner of CBS, Irv, putting up the money and sum "brainpower" although he was already into his seventies and slowing down.

 

Michael Steinhardt and I have a number of things in common, he beginning this one of a kind Hedge Fund back in 1967, at age 27,  whereas I had pretty much retired at age 27, telling sum folks about it a while later, nothing like envy to set the world on fire, never tu forget, Steinhardt celebrating writing a check for sum $20 million to the U.S. Treasury his joke of penalty creating almost as big a laugh as Solomon Brothers the co-conspirators settling 4 sum $200 million, Rich Cooper’s nose getting “bent out shape” perhaps a whole lot worse than the one time Cooper who boxed 4 a living, and why exactly u should be asking, agree?

 

TCO, so if nothing else while u try and hold your trap door shut, letting BrownNose try and make up his mind how best to respond to my latest knuckleball that has in my opinion more than all the number of people ever having come to the eRaider.com website since it first started, glued at this time as they watch those so out of control but who still have a “pot to piss in” begin collapsing, again, in nothing more than a heap of tears.

 

The fact that u talk so much “crap”, not willing to put your name out there fearful of exactly what, other than the fact that u clearly have much to much time on your hands and I would be willing to bet that as poor as I contend Professor Aaron BrownNose Brown is these days he could probably buy and sell u at least 1 times, one fois?

 

That last hyperlink takes u to the update of what I sent BrownNose this past Friday at 2:57 PM PST which is pretty much the same as my posts 710 thru 713, the main difference being the one footnote, tu mention little of the problem we are currently experiencing in getting the Seachange graphics u c below to morph “In N Out” with the beat of the heartbeat of the universe line 3 below ending with quite the exploding star.

 

 

 Sea Change is-si in the air?

 

  0. C-hange     

  1. B-Square       

  2. A-Iways Be Cool

  3. И- =4chewnuts

  4. G-D-Nature!

 

  0+1+2+3+4=10=DIGITAL AGE

 

 

 

And of course TCO u should have read by now on my one website www.footsak.com, footsak, again, is South African slang 4 giving someone such as yourself a “kick in the rear”, the epic saga written about in Perfect Storm II that has more than a “tie in” with Stratos Lightwave referenced in one of BrownNose’s more recent posts.

 

And remember BrownNose has this thing about being on top of the news to mention little of what my one buddy Matthew Margo an attorney at 60 Minutes is thinking at this time, this communication to u via BrownNose’s email address also going out to a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s population who are besides 4 getting more in tune, thinking a whole lot about the stock price of HomeFed, again, this Friday at precisely 12:57PM ET trading at exactly $27, my being well aware that not everyone receiving my communications these days have the necessary tools to hyperlink, to mention little of The Tools we will soon be providing tu teachers across the planet on how to empower the kids who are all our futures to parent the parents, even morons such as yourself, who need the most help, bearing in mind that with such power comes responsibility, nothing quite like the book The Power of 1,G-D-Nature, G-D is both DNA and Truth [44], agree?

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps – Poli – time 4 another conference call with Devin Standard, not tu forget his father’s big event tomorrow at the Harvard Club in NYC.