From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Dad
Cc: rest including Doug
Subject: RE: 2004.
Dad
– great tu hear
from u and merry Xmess, etcetera etcetera tu u et al, this next year I can all butt
guarantee going tu be one hell-of-a roller coaster ride as I pick up the pace in
earnest, agree?
U of
course remember well my very good friend Anne L. Miller who
passed away Christmas day 2001, just 1 day, after I returned from a trip tu
England, purchasing my “one of a kind” final resting spot, Ccrest quite the spot, agree?
Quite
sumthing Anne Miller’s property recently changing hands 4 a cool $2.5
million, sold, however, so quickly after her death at sum $300K below what I
understand was the appraised value of $1.5 million, hi Doug
Dad, u wouldn’t
happen tu have the email address 4 Ernest Oppenheimer’s grandson,
Nicholas Oppenheimer, would u,
What
about mom’s half-brother, Joe Ash, who might
have Tony Tillim’s email address, u should
recall that Joe Ash’s second wife, I forget her name, is Tony Tillim’s sister, Tony, as best I recall, plays on
Nicholas Oppenheimer’s elite cricket team, agree?
I am
also trying tu get in touch with Joe’s first wife, Aida Parker, quite the
ardent Nationalist Nazi
Party supporter, not that u would have necessarily known about her right wing
leanings when this
photo was taken of u, mom, Joe and Ms. Eva Braun look-alike, making quite
the eyes at u, agree?
At
precisely 1:07PM PST sum 4 hours precisely ago
Within
moments of
And as u
know from the 77th birthday gift I sent u
on October 17th-18th of 2000 I was already pretty much in
favor of our great President George W.
Bush,
“Concerns such as the continued flow of oil
from that region of the world making its way to the West, would simply have to
wait for George W to get into office to see if we can trust his lips or we
simply sit back, relax and rely on the Israeli Defense Forces to do their
thing, with or without President Clinton swallowing a tablet or tTOo
– (no bitter-pill pun intended).”
Just
this minute got a call from Margarita Capella,
Dad, u
just have tu love
It is
possible that u like
Whatever
else was contained within the handbag mom was carrying back in December
1967, sum 6 months after the Israeli-Arab 6 Day War has I must assure u already
created nothing short of a “shift”, perhaps a paradigm shift fully
in the works, agree?
Probably
brought about as sum on my email list let out the biggest fart, those very few,
however, in the know, such as Mr.
Quite
sumthing when u think about the odds of too people related thru social
intercourse, u being the “binding party” end up being
“consigliore” tu too of the most powerful people in the world,
although it is very likely assuming my mother is just sumwhat less than totally
senile,
that she would choose a different word tu describe her relationship with
Aristotle Onassis although I cannot be certain since
I have yet tu get my mother tu commit anything tu writing ever since she sent
me this “missing”
email on Tuesday, April 30, 2002, agree?
Now of
course it is only a coincidence that Joe Ash happened tu own a villa on the
Suffice
tu say that in passing,
Unless I
got assurances from “our pal” South Africa’s Minister of
Finance, Mr. Trevor Manuel, that he will reconsider very seriously the amnesty
program that seems tu not only reward those who have stolen the most, but more
importantly confirm my worst fear that Trevor is nothing short of being “brain dead”,
agree?
U of
course recall how I returned from my one and only meeting with Trevor Manuel
when he was just the Minister of Trade and Industry with his autograph on an
identical photo tu this “one
of a kind” display of how poor conditioning can lead tu so much
havoc, and why I feel that I can only thank G-D 4 u and mom allowing me tu fly
free and high from the youngest of age, agree?
So Dad,
what exactly do u think was in the handbag that mom lost, later fully recovered, in
Zurich just hours be4 this photo
was taken of me looking out the train window on our way from Zurich,
Switzerland tu Kitzbuel, Austria where JoNathan’s good friend Carl is now skiing?
Although
I am not certain that Carl and his family are going tu Kitzbuel,
to mention little of Carl’s grandfather being at one time, I believe, the
head of the Pathology department at Sharp Memorial Hospital where JoNathan and
Danielle’s “Sperm Donor” continues tu practice, medicine, tu
mention just in passing I would give a penny 4 your thoughts in terms of why
the Medical Director of Sharp Memorial Hospital would take such a risk of
offering, in writing, a medical diagnosis of me, without ever having met me,
just, u think, tu help out a buddy?
Could it
be that my book Manager Minute One may contain minute, pronounced “my-nute” particles, of matter, not tu be confused with
farts which my eldest brother Neil once so eloquently informed me is nothing
more than airborne particles of feces, that in the right hands could keep the
earth rotating at roughly 24 degrees off center, agree?
So when
last were u tested 4 say cancer in your spine, just sumthing the Sperm Donor
suggested when he heard that his ex-father-in-law, Mr. Johnny Dion, the sole
survivor of a bomber crash during WWII was having sum back problems, Mr. Dion
now in his 80s nothing short of the “dream child” of every fricken
physician in the world, “wanton tu milk” [sic] the system 4 all
that it is worth, as they go about “maintaining” the likes of
Marie’s father, who I happen tu like a lot, while doing nothing short of
mortgaging the future of today’s youth, agree?
Nothing
like being raised “right and proper” although the insurance
industry term is “proper and adequate” coverage, tu take care of
yourself from minute one, not wait tu become a dependant
Worse
yet a co-dependant, as u and the person trying tu make u a co-dependant go
around and around the mulberry bush making nice little circles, singing oh so
pretty Xmess and Chanukah songs, blah blah ugh, agree?
So how are the Subways in Melbourne, Marie just calling me tu let
me know that her Dad doesn’t quite feel like going out tonight, i.e. he
thinks Marie and I should make love alone, agree?
Just
reading recently about how sum physicians here in the
In a
matter of hours I will be sending Gunter “The Pig” Lazarus’
son, Sidney an email asking him tu explain as clearly as he can why he chose tu
raise his voice tu u when it came time tu settling the estate of my
step-grandmother Jenny Gevisser who happens tu be related tu Sidney’s
mother, Joan Lazarus, bearing in mind, that no matter what Sidney the
“little shit” may have heard about “us Gevissers”
from either his putrid, now deceased father or by way of Jenny “The
Awful” Gevisser he should have known how jealously sum of us Gevisser
guard our very good name, and please, do your very best tu refrain from
suggesting that I hold “my piece” [sic] sumthing Jewish communities
all over the world should have learned a thing or too about be4 fricken
allowing another generation of Jewish Capos intu
their midst, agree?
Please
also understand that included on this email r a rather good number of Carmel
College Alumni sum of whom may feel stronger “bonds of allegiance”
tu this despicable family who the likes of Professor Doctor Rabbi Abner Weiss felt, despite his supposed deep rooted
education in Judaism, was powerless in reading these fricken mongrels nothing
short of the riot act as they sat, oftentimes, with their hands crossed against
their chests, puffing exactly what, as our leadership both the religious elders
and the powers in the business community collapsed intu
a heap of tears, agree?
Who can
forget my mother’s father, the great Albert Ash referring tu us as the
“Crying Gevissers”, no doubt Al Ash was
also forgetful of the courageous actions of both u and your father in doing
anything that could be asked of any human being in fighting the evil of Nazi
military war machine during WWII, agree?
By the
way, let me know if u come across anyone in
The
choices are getting slimmer and slimmer, good or evil, Number the essence of al
things.
Now go
out and have hearty New Year, no doubt u will look forward tu my next
communiqué tu Judge Margo’s
son, Matthew Margo who is an attorney at CBS’ 60 Minutes.
Love is
in the air, dinner at the American Café just down from The Cave on 15th
Street will have tu wait 4 later, and who “nose” [sic] u might have
found a way tu speed things up and get over here in too toos
although I suspect u have worked it out that my plan is tu slow things down
sumwhat, agree?
Friends,
Romans, countrymen, give me best looking women and men, blah blah
Ps
– One other thing, I have it from reliable sources that all my
communications are now being monitored sumthing I have known 4 quite sum time,
nothing quite as powerful as an infinite knowledge, not belief, in one Almighty
G-D, this shouldn’t upset to many applecarts, an apple a day keeps the computer from
crashing, sumthing I have yet tu try.
---Original---
From: Dad – Bernard “Bernie” Nathan Gevisser
Sent:
To: Gary
Subject: 2004.
Hello
darling. Wishing you Marie, Danielle and
Jonathan, a Happy and Peaceful New Year, as well as a belated Happy Xmass to Marie and the children.
My great
apartment,which is only 5
minutes walk from Kathy, is now fully furnished with some of my items from Cape Town. Am now waiting after the holidays to have my computer connected.
Leizer will be with me for 10 days from the 13th, when
hopefully we will have the odd game of golf,
subject to ride on carts
being available. Am keeping fit and well and enjoying my relaxing time here in
Love to
Marie and the children. Love
you. Dad X.
