From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Wednesday, May 28, 2003 4:44 PM
To: bbrauny…ornajazz…
Cc: REST
Subject: Sale of 1431 Stanford Street

 

Dear Beth and Orna,

 

My hope is that everything is going well for you. Rather than repeat myself I will give you a hyperlink to an email I sent to Erma in unit #3 on the 13th of this month. I won’t assume anything including whether or not each of you really know one another, i.e. consider yourselves to be your neighbor’s keeper.

 

I learned a while back that it doesn’t pay to preach, at best to only suggest and then to make my clients and those who play it “fast & loose” pay through the nose, and never, never to accept defeat to mention little of never ever, ever walking away from [the] Devil; G-d forbid turn an evil eye towards anyone undeserving to make little mention of what should be all our calling when someone like my wife’s former husband chooses to, “bear false witness” against another individual using their 13-year-old daughter as a shield while towing a thinking 10-year-old boy down to a criminal courthouse to commit an atrocious act.

 

Perhaps some of you are too young to remember that Jones character that convinced his followers to commit suicide a fate I believe that brings far worse than ending up back on earth as say a red ant, wouldn’t you agree?

 

I have known Jonathan since he was 18 months and I will leave it up to you compute the math to work out how long I have known his older sister who is getting back with the program by the minute. There is quite a bit I want to say in this email no longer having to worry about my 12 NOON deadline for chicken-pot-pie with Mr. Krinsk Esq.

 

When I started this email It was going on 11:30AM PST unaware that Mr. Krinsk had to take an “emergency flight” to Houston and G-d only knows where else and so we would not be meeting today for lunch. The 45 seconds I spent on the phone to one of his assistants will be recorded as “billable hours” just like the couple of minutes I once billed the most out of control law firm in the world when informing their one partner that I was blowing up the “Sp-lash” [sic] lawsuit. At the time of the call I had I had yet to wash and shave and one can never be certain who might show up at Rainwaters.

 

I will therefore slow down a wee bit and then take the afternoon off to contemplate my next moves relying though on Mr. Krinsk’s mental telepathy to feed me the things he thinks I need to know. 

 

The kids’ mother and I were slow rises the other morning although I was first up well ahead of taking Danielle to the bus stop before 7AM and that is about the extent of how far I am allowed to go in terms of what goes on within the confines of our master bedrooms and of course I always knock before entering either kids’ room although Jonathan still has an “open door” policy.

 

And of course you had to heard of my book Manager Minute One that will in short order be available on book shelves unlikely though to be seen before Barbara Walters gives Hilary Clinton this coming 6-10 an opportunity to tell the “hole story” [sic]. Suffice to say I have already pre-sold some 10 books and the Vons supermarket cashier said she might very possibly be interested once I told her that I would be willing to sell her an autographed copy.

 

Not everyone has heard of the $64,000 question made up of some rather interesting numbers such as 8 X 8 and those of you who know the first thing about the Hebrew Alphabet recognize that besides for the first letter א, [Aleph] coming before the second letter ב, [Bet] as in “bet against all odds” the first word in the Old Testament is ברשיט which is pronounced Beret-shit” with just about everyone remembering translates into, “In the beginning…”

 

I would pronounce the  אduring prayers as “All Laugh” while trying to figure out how it came about that this same letter can also be written as “IC” or simply put, one times the speed of light.

 

The Barbara Walters much heralded interview will apparently take place on the 4th anniversary of the first time I recall posting anything up on The Internet. My,

 

Revlon makeup job
by: foetsack

06/10/99 03:14 pm
Msg: 950 of 3538


What is with this company? it is out of cash a negative net worth of over $14 per share, write off intangibles it is worth a negative $20 per share. What makeup job is going on here?

 

resulted in a chain of events that has more than a few folks today rather interested, some no doubt baffled by my pres-cient timing to mention little of what went behind the scenes in getting the SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] to take “a chance” and file a lawsuit against perhaps the most rapacious, most politically connected “bottom fisher” in modern day Wall Street history with less than 2 hours before the statue of limitations ran out.

 

It is rare that I ever raise my voice especially when it comes to dealing with skilled and experienced individuals who have “skin in the game” where there isn’t really much on sale which gives the average “Joe Blow” his “fix” to mention little of how hooked this world is on instant gratification.

 

In the end my perseverance paid off and eventually some rather good citizens, particularly those with a conscience came forward and spilled the beans without me having to explain for the umpteenth time,

 

FCUK, what the SEC has to say about materiality, a lie is a lie is a lie…just one cent off target in quarterly earnings can amount to billions of dollars, Melissa Grant’s ‘wrong turns’, when it comes to refinancing/restructuring debt to mention little of who one day could very possibly be the target of someone like Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman waking up having a bad hair day and deciding to take it out on me or one of my loved ones for having caught his pinkie in a device that once the trap goes off there is no let up, Love That Pink lipstick will remain on the Footsak.com website even after I am long since dead” [sic].

 

Several years back Marie+I decided we would wait until the year 2028 to get married and of course with the Digital Age and so easy to hyperlink it no longer takes a mathematician to know that the number 28 is a perfect number and that another way to write 2028 is “tTOootTOooo” and of course you could say it is all a bunch of gobbledygook unless one has a head for numbers and like my buddy Derrick Beare and I who like to party a lot as in 5,6,7,8, who do we appreciate and of course the number of Mr. Krinsk’s one home is 567 to mention little of his home telephone number.

 

I doubt Mr. Krinsk will get on another flight without first letting me know unless of course he is under strict orders by our great President, the right honorable George W. Bush to keep his whereabouts to himself. It is possible that although Jeffrey Krinsk seems serious about wanting to help Senator Kerry become the next president of the United States the possibility exists that he is in fact working for the Republicans and simply using me to mix things up a little.

 

Jeffrey is well aware that I can barely write and can make things up pretty good as I go along the road but he also knows that when traveling at speed as I do on my Ducati there is little left to chance and he knows for certain that I don’t believe one iota in luck although it is hard for me to argue with the first company I identified back on December 1st 2000 that would hold out well during the first stage of the stock market’s decline would be Leucadia National Corporation whose symbol is LUK. It so happens that the current major shareholders and officers of this rather successful financial institution started their road to success back in 1978 just when I arrived in the United States.

 

What is also hard to argue with is that the 3 other companies I identified in my “mini series” back on December 1st 2000 were either at their “lows” or “highs” for the period and if you took just $500 out of your savings and placed your bets on these 4 companies in totally different industries you would in fact be able to buy and sell even me today and of course I am anything but poor. I can all but guarantee you that there isn’t anyone in the world, certainly not 1 on Wall Street who had chosen “just 4” companies trading in the public markets to invest in during this past going on 3 year cycle.

 

Even though I was informing the “public” of my bets I was anything but a “pig at the trough” for the very fact that not everyone got a copy of my “mini series” and I happen to believe very strongly that for every dollar made on Wall Street someone loses a dollar and then some, especially when one considers that the market is all but rigged and why it makes perfect sense to suspend trading of public companies to prevent what will amount to as nothing short of a further redistribution of wealth to the wealthiest of all individuals as they all sit on the sidelines waiting to “bottom fish.”

 

I contend that the wealthiest folks on this planet are the ones who have either inherited ill-gotten gains or have themselves stolen more than the average human being who simply are in a race against time not to be sandwiched in between those on the far right and far left, nothing worse, however, than a Dutch Sandwich which of course reminds me of my days heading up the restructuring team of Epilady USA made up of a ragtag of entrepreneurs and professional folk thinking they had the Midas touch never to forget though the Quickwheel experience, though for another time although if you were to go through all the hyperlinks you would come across at least some mention of this rather pitiful investment, nothing though quite funny about it, certainly a whole lot more nerve racking than my simply shutting down a $10 million odd investment in a Broadway revival, Meet Me in St. Louis which I believe first brought me into contact with the current chairman of the Federal Reserve, “Alan Greenspam” [sic] although it could have been his better looking look-a-like and possibly a whole lot smarter.

 

Folks like the Federal Reserve are in more than a quandary right now as the battle lines are being drawn in terms of who exactly is going to be doing “hard time.” So far it has mainly been the rapacious Jews on Wall Street who have born the brunt of the rather toothless tiger the SEC but in time it is my opinion that the masses will take to the streets of course smart enough not to rely on teachers who fail to at least let their students consider that perhaps the “R” in SMART might stand for Religion.

 

Nothing wrong with religion just those who think their shit don’t stink, like Doctors and lawyers and accountants butt make no mistake the list is getting shorter and shorter as those of us in the know understand full well that this idea of “less said the better” is all about letting those who have lied, stolen and cheated the most remain in the pound seats.

 

As much as Queen got it right with their “rock wall climbing” [sic] it is the boys from the Matthew Good Band who I believe will start rocking the minds of the young to take back this world, that the most important things in life are free, that nature belongs to each one of us and woe be to those who think they can continue to rape and pillage as they suck up to our politicians while delivering to the rest of us poison pill provisions up the kazoo.

 

And yes that Colon-rectal-surgean piece will soon be available to all who come knocking at the NextraTerrestrial.com website and of course there is nothing to stop anyone who believes some of us have the right approach to give handsomely even if they don’t like my not-so-good looks; Martha Stewart, your time will undoubtedly come and the same with you journalist Mr. Christopher Byron who missed some rather important material when singing the praises of Ms. Stewart as she went about cleaning up on Wall Street. 

 

It is that ש which seems to give most people the trouble although it was in fact the first thing that made perfect sense to me right from the beginning. Everything comes in 3s and the rest is all a bunch of commentary, other than of course the 10 Commandments which were cast in stone and perhaps why I pay more attention to sheet & metal workers than Professors like Richard Klein who keep digging for themselves deeper and deeper holes.

 

Never to forget that it was the Clintons who screwed up the United States’ manufacturing base as they kowtowed to the Chinese leaving the White House with everything but the kitchen sink and of course who can forget those pathetic characters who took the “W” key off the computer keyboards?

 

In a matter of hours, no later than this coming Monday, I will be communicating with Diana B. Henriques of the New York Times. She and I have a number of things “in common” that date back to at least December 1996 when she wrote a column in the NY Times that caught my attention about the first multi-million jury award against the computer keyboard manufacturer, Digital Equipment Corporation [DEC]. Ms. Henriques went on to write a rather good book titled, The White Sharks of Wall Street where she mentions in the Acknowledgements her bout with “…one of those stubborn repetitive-stress injuries that sometimes afflict journalists…”.

 

The question of who is playing with a full deck of cards is something I pay very careful attention to and right now I am in the process of turning the tables on a number of folks including some rather high profile members of the media, much like I do when playing chess with our Jonathan who may not always score the highest in his class in science, math, art and technology but is now old enough to begin understanding a thing or tTOo about religion.

 

Our Joe though listens more carefully these days to what I have to say just like many adults copied on my emails who are coming to the realization that it takes not just someone with “guts” to play the fool but is rather good at “assessing risk”, knowing most importantly when to turn it on & off, avoiding thin ice at just about any cost, still knowing when to jump although I am still reeling from being hit over the head during our last pillow fight, but most conscious when “twisting” in my sleep as in,

 

The Meek

With Teeth

Inherit

Shall

The Earth.

 

That last hyperlink like the rest of the www.NextraTerrestrial.com website remains under construction, remembering that it is all about building things from the bottom, aiming low at 3 year olds and then proceeding to rock the socks off those who have made the biggest noise while stealing the most, sending them in short order to Timpucktu; nothing like first taking those who have let their formal education interfere with their learning on a light journey, that the problems of the world have nothing to do with race, color or religion, simply poor parental religious teachings.

 

And to top it off we now have folks like Senator “Klu Klux Klan” [sic] Byrd thinking we all suffer from the effects of “poor breeding” as well as aspartame, G-d forbid the kids are allowed to even whisper G-d in our public schools although I think there is very little the fukukta teachers and principals here in California who “hunkered” down as the Governor shoved it to them, more importantly to our children, in the rear end, can do to kids already in tune.

 

I am assuming you have read on the home page of NextraTerrestrial how even someone like myself who reads very little, watches perhaps in a year what most Americans get from listening to Peter Jennings in the course of week that has them today so “dam weak-kneed” [sic], is aware that the tree of life resembles much more of bush; so in a nutshell, G-d bless President Bush and his amazing wife.

 

It is when our wants start to exceed our needs that we start to falter incapable of not only satisfying our wants but, more to the point, ill-equipped to measure our wants, which has us going around in circles losing our balance, wouldn’t you agree?

 

That last hyperlink may take some time to load up especially if you have like me a rather slow Internet connection and it is doubtful unless you were better schooled than me in Afrikaans you would understand what was written about my middle brother and I as we embarked on another of our family trips “overcs” [sic] that for some reason seemed to interest the media, mostly idiots and then “sum” [sic].

 

I have written somewhat about Aida Parker who was at one time my uncle, Joe Ash’s, wife. I don’t really recall meeting Ms. Parker and my hope is that she is still alive and will find the courage to debate me and/or one or more of the executors of my estate. Perhaps, even Tony Leon, the leader of the one opposition party in South Africa who is copied on this email may know of a way to put me in touch with this rather pitiful figure who as you can see in the “sum” hyperlink, over on the far right, looked oh so much like Eva Braun or at least that is how I have always thought Hitler’s mistress looked when not undressed.

 

Guidance tTOo is designed to help those raised in dysfunctional households to overcome the burdens of those who wear too many hats who think it is okay to crap all over other peoples whether it be because of the number of wrinkles in a strand of hair or worse yet the color of their skin, since even those with straight hair sometimes have bad hair days just ask any of the Krok sisters from Epilady, while constantly throwing shit up against the wall to see what will stick, much like what fair-weathered friends do when kicking up a storm, while back at the ranch they insist their kids watch their “Ps” and “Qs” saying incredibly stupid things like, “Don’t kick me in the teeth.”

 

Which brings me to the saying that most people, those of course who haven’t let their formal education interfere with their learning, won’t have any trouble getting their arms around, “The Meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth” to mention little of “When the dialogue becomes two monologues it is the beginning of the end.”

 

If I were, however, to take a leaf out of my mother’s “best seller” which was probably a financial disaster when compared to my eldest brother’s “Picking up the peaces of yourself” [sic] that was written during the peak of the Apartheid-Nazi regime’s hold of the most southern tip of Africa, I am all but certain that I would be able to continue subsidizing all of your rent; possibly buying up Santa Monica including the Santa Monica City Council.

 

Now I am not suggesting that the City of Santa Monica has any council members under investigation by the FBI as they are here in San Diego but nor for that matter would I be surprised if possibly one Santa Monica City council member has turned a blind eye to some rapacious landlord wanting a more feathered nest in their quest to die the richest person in the world to mention little once again of my uncle, Joe Ash being a Durban City Councilmember for umpteen years and a stint as Deputy Mayor.

 

Perhaps the smartest thing Joe Ash did in his entire life was getting a divorce from Aida Parker although it was always difficult to grasp his second ex-wife’s view on politics since that marriage lasted just long enough to produce two more children who could have done with more tender loving care and why I take my hat off to folks like Jeffrey Krinsk who manage while growling at the likes of Mr. Good Day, never once losing his cool, and yet still find the time to have rather meaningful conversations with 13-year-olds not quite sure as to how their parents in God’s name ever once clicked.

 

I remain convinced, however, that G-d chooses our parents, lets them choose our names and thank G-d though for instilling in the human brain the ability to reason and to come up with a variety of laws that act as nothing short of a breath of fresh air just as I felt the ocean air move inland.

 

My artist wife returned about 20 minutes ago from her class with Sebastian Capella and now I am halfway, somewhat undecided whether I spend the rest of the day at the beach or up at our rock cabin retreat which Mr. Krinsk refers to as Stonehenge II.

 

Last Friday I responded to an email sent to me by a senior underwriter for the insurance company that provides my “property & casualty” coverage thanking her for helping me out in my hour of need as my previous Independent Insurance Agent responsible for “taking” care of me seemed hell bent on seeing me in the red. Yesterday morning I journeyed forth with Jonathan who we kept home from school due to a cold over to my new Independent Insurance Agent giving him his first encounter with the business world. All he seemed to notice was a man in a far off office growling at my dog who probably simply took a pee on one of the potted plants in his office.

 

There appears to be some conflict with the way I am training my dog which is “tTOo not only pee on every” [sic] potted plant he comes across but to also say a prayer since I happen to believe that most of the indifferent end up back on earth as nothing short of potted plants.

 

I don’t know for certain that Ken Miller of Tagner Miller Insurance Agency actually received that email I thought went out the day before at 6:11 PM PST so I will include him on this email as well as the next email I send out next that will spell out more clearly the damages I intend to recover from him and/or his insurance company that carries his “Errors & Omissions” insurance.

 

So even though I now have insurance coverage back in effect please do your best not to slip & fall. I am so impressed with my insurance carrier as well as my agent that I would do my utmost to make sure that any claims someone were to file against me were fully vetted, i.e. no settlement unless I said it was okay.

 

I received an E-mail this past Sunday. In the event you also have trouble with my hyperlinks you can read it in its entirety below:

 

From: Anonymous XIX

Sent: Sunday, May 25, 2003 5:33 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Hyperlinks to nextraterrestrial; Generate some publicity . . .

 

Several people have reported the same problem.  The process begins but somehow does not finish   ?

 

Before visiting the Urologist to tie the bow on the end of the Gevisser line, offer the privilege of paying for this minor surgery on E-bay, with any bid in excess of the actual cost of surgery to be recognized as a deductible charitable contribution to ?? (your choice).

 

I am certain some recipients  of your e-mail correspondence would enjoy paying for the operation.  You will get national publicity for Next. . .ial and probably an interview on the nightly news. 

 

Don't just give this opportunity away!!

 

Juan Diablo

 

 

It is a good thing in fact that Mr. Krinsk bailed out of our lunch meeting today for it now allows me the time to complete a  number of things including taking care of a traffic ticket, the first in almost 3 years which is no doubt truly amazing to some folks although as my carriers will attest to the most damage I have ever done was back in February of last year when driving a rental truck at fortunately no more than 5 miles an hour and hit an overhead pedestrian walkway.

 

I am now beginning to type away at a rather healthy pace so if I miss a thing or two I will make up for it on the rebound, the emails no doubt getting tighter and tighter as I turn the screws on my adversaries, while out to promote healthy mind, healthy body. I heard that “Arnold Swartznigger” [sic] may decide to run for the next governor’s race but I think we need to have someone a little more savvy who will think before buying a fukukta car like a Hummer SUV which reminds me of how my car’s license plate, DOG KO↔OK GOD, is somewhat more thoughtful than the one we saw this weekend on the ride up to Stonehenge II which read, “I SIC SUV.”

 

It took me a while to realize that in this context “sic” meant “cool.”

 

It is my experience that it is rare if ever that folks really value that much being told how to fish let alone appreciate a “hand-out” especially when they keep hearing the same old song from fukukta oldies, “Let me show you how” which brings me back to the complaint that my wife’s former husband filed against me on 9-11 of last year describing me a whole lot closer to the description of his current girlfriend who I assume is thinking twice about  becoming the 3rd Mrs. John Ben Stewart [JBS].

 

3 days before JBS filed a “false & misleading” complaint against me, in the presence of his second ex-wife he commented at the top of his lungs while out in the street that I was questioning his eyesight and obviously despite having 3 full days to quiet down had me confused with someone gargantuan.

 

Later he told my wife who at the time was my travel-companion of sum 8 odd years that he, “didn’t read” what he had signed under “penalty of perjury” only though as the guillotine started to descend and even then he continued to push things to the limit and now having waited ever so patiently I am about to unleash on him and his cronies much more than a bulldog which could be stopped with a bullet, but instead a series of “legal actions” that are going to have them all reeling from here to Timbuktu and back ad-infinitum.

 

And of course I know a thing or two despite limited formal education about the “discovery process” which will have me and/or the executors of my estate examining in the most intimate detail anyone who may have aided and abetted JBS in his effort to destroy me and the mother of his two children who happens to be in my opinion the greatest mother this world has ever known.

 

Now to be clear on this point I probably have only met some 10,000 mothers in my entire lifetime, never to forget that JBS’ current girlfriend who works for the most rapacious out-of-control law firm in the world far more closely fitted the description of me at the time, 40 years of age, 5’11’ tall and 180 pounds in weight.

 

Which brings me to the questions my attorney-s will be putting to the medical director of Sharp Memorial Hospital where JBS is the “Cheat Pathologist” [sic] who provided the criminal court with a medical opinion about me without ever having met me in person and in the process I will be making this yoyo not only aware of what a protracted lawsuit is going to mean to the entire medical staff’s ability to perform, i.e. their professional liability insurance premiums but equally important how the medical director can afford to have a “Cheap Pathologist” [sic] on board who at a minimum does have poor eyesight or simply cannot work under pressure common to most households where the parties to the marriage haven’t really got to know their partner before producing offspring, having now failed at least two marriages that I am aware of?

 

Now I have at least “to psychologists” [sic] who are tenants of mine in this particular building and so I welcome your feedback.

 

Since none of you have seen me in a while you may not be aware of the fact that back on September 11th 2002, I was 45 years of age, 5’8” at tops, and 140 pounds give or take no more than a pound and not an ounce of fat although I don’t think it will be necessary to get into JBS’ eating habits to mention little of the pigsty my wife recently came across when picking up the kid-s, but for all I know JBS may have started to breed pigs in which case I might feel compelled to contact Wild Life Protective Services.

 

You may have noticed how I began this email by making certain that my “Es” came before my “As” as in “peace” and “peak” although I think what I learned in kindergarten was that it was the “Is” that come before “Es” unless after C when everything is reversed, wouldn’t you agree?

 

I really wasn’t planning on getting into my unified theory for the inner workings of the universe given the time constraints I am under plus the fact that I have less than 3 minutes of battery time left; but what the hell, this could be my last day and who knows if I die and my dog essentially being my first born and with the world going to the dogs maybe the powers that be will grant Pypeetoe the million dollar Nobel Science Award.

 

I remain hopeful that I will still be granted enough time to provide the executors of my estate by no later than this time next week sufficient evidence that I am on the “side of the son” [sic] that will make them comfortable that I am worth more alive than dead.

 

In my very early twenties, in fact I was 21 years of age at the time when I came to grips with the fact that people will take advantage of you regardless of the color of your skin if given half a chance, that here in the United States it didn’t really matter the color of your skin as long as the person in charge was “poorly schooled” thereby affording them the luxury of putting aside their prejudices so finely tuned growing up to later in life discriminate against anyone and everyone which is how the west was won, i.e. those with the biggest guns got to receive and pass on to their heirs the spoils of war.

 

It so happens that I landed “smack bang” in Chicago, Illinois just across from Gary Indiana where I got to meet my first successful African American a gentleman who I believe was the president of the Illinois Bar Association. I forget this fine person’s name although my mother and I dined at his residence after my mother knocked the socks off a rather large group of attorneys who had gathered to hear my mother speak on G-d knows what.

 

My mother though was a force to be reckoned with and few people who met Zena Ash Gevisser weren’t taken by her pose and command of the English language, a Renaissance woman, possibly previously Marie Antoinette, not though aware of how well versed my mother was when putting pen to paper at first assuming that because she had the “good looks” and a figure to boot that this is what landed her in the pound seats.

 

It didn’t take folks very long to realize that there was some incredible brain computing at light speed within the mind of Zena Gevisser which is the name most people knew my rather remarkable mother as but whereas my mother was fixated on making a living I became fixated from a rather early age at “working out” was the cause of the human mind turning to rot.

 

As opposed to more recent astrophysicists who have gone back and forth on what came first, energy or mass, my goal has been to view what came 3rd and then work backwards and forwards, constantly improving the odds just as in Quantum Mechanics, staying off the radar screen as long as possible, equipped with the skill and knowledge well before being barmitvahed that the first one to market is rarely the one to collect the golden egg and of course having a golden name had its + and –s, never though to rub a lady the wrong way.

 

Although I don’t have children of my own and unlikely to produce an offspring given the “fixing in stor” I do in fact know a thing or tTOo about raising kids right. The operation I hope to get is about the closest I expect to getting my short hairs in a knot, courtesy of the first urologist with the intestinal fortitude to bear the consequences of possibly screwing up, i.e. decides to amputate my right leg in an effort to make up for what I lost during circumcision.

 

Despite calling Dr. Juma now 3X his staff have yet to get back to me on a date let alone how much it will cost and Marie refuses to pay half the cost arguing rather well that she might only consider sharing in the cost if the price exceeds $5K which is what she computes the cost “4 keeping more little Garys from entering this world” [sic].

 

eMANandDOG.com↔moc.GODdnaNAME gives you some sense of why I am loath to mock God believing that he will forgive me if I happen to leave out a dash here and there. The signs though are clear, at least to me, that we have to begin starting to start thinking alike and not differently despite

 

Great

Minds

Never

Think

Alike!

 

first put out by my eldest brother although I would be hard-pressed to believe that people like Pythagoras hadn’t at least thought of this rather brilliant blank verse.

 

Without the proof that now comes with the Digital Age we should all conclude that Neil Graham Gevisser was the first to “think of it 4 as U” [sic] know by now from having clicked onto to a hyperlink or “tTOo” [sic] of mine, proof is all about gathering evidence, the better the evidence the better the proof.

 

Manager Minute One [MMI], a takeoff of the best seller One Minute Manager will one day be sold as a “notebook” computer that will allow you to just flip open a book the size of say Gung Ho. The paper thin handheld device will allow you the reader-contributor to not only “dig” as far as you want exploring all sorts of subjects I happen to find somewhat fascinating but contribute as you will to validating or even invalidating that which I might profess. And by now I assume you have clicked on to the “notebook” hyperlink aware therefore that Mr. Newell Starks the individual attributed with having invented the notebook computer remains indebted to me.

 

This way we form a “water tight” web that over time will become impenetrable other than to the hand of God should he decide to play a joker card or send us a knuckleball for which as you also know there can be no response other than to stand still.

 

Back in late 1989 immediately after I left IMS I moved a few blocks further east to “baby sit” the Epilady crybabies from South Africa who kept wetting their shorts to mention little of what caused both the guys and the gals to have their short hairs form the most horrible of knots.

 

Nothing gained at this point by giving away the entire content of one hyperlink of MMI, suffice to say though that at the first meeting of the top executives “playing business” Mr. King Golden Esq. who was assisting me in getting my arms around these little monsters suggested I begin my introduction by quoting a piece which I thought came from Shakespeare, “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.”

 

Perhaps it was my articulation of the work of a character-s that make the rulers somewhat human that didn’t go down all that well with the folks who were so enamored with their million dollar bonus checks they had just cashed and of course like most gifted something they didn’t really deserve ended up buying fukukta art incapable though of reflecting on how people like Issy [Israel] Gevisser who helped build up a conglomerate over some 60 years ended up leaving an estate of some R500,000 with the South African Rand worth just a wee bit more than a dollar or two.

 

I have now stopped over for lunch at the Board & Grill as my computer batteries did in fact run out.

 

The “Issy” hyperlink shows a photo of my grandfather with my mom and dad. Many years ago, I believe it was my mother, although I could be wrong, sliced out the 4th person in the photo. His name was Sol Moshal who I once wrote about letting him know well before his death that he could “count on at least one Yank pissing on his grave.” And I doubt that Sol Moshal who was a crooked Chartered Accountant was that well versed in Icelandic customs that supposedly says it is a sign of respect to piss on someone’s grave.

 

The other day I met a young Icelandic gentleman and his wife who were interested in buying my wife’s house and “Buggie” [sic] had not heard of this particular custom but told me of an equally pisspoor custom that involves fishermen burying a shark over a period of time and when it comes time to excavate the rotting fish it apparently smells just like piss. I can only wonder what Stanford Professor “Ricchard Klein” [sic] has unearthed over time that may have him using his wrecked sinuses as reason for failing to get back to me.

Now a million dollars back in the late 1980s was in fact worth a few bucks, probably about a trillion dollars today if I were to have simply invested these idiots’ federal withholding taxes. It wasn’t though very long before I got a senior accounting person to spill the beans. Mr. Golden was the only person present at the time and even though he and I are currently “at war”, the “crybaby” that he is, King would be hard-pressed to not tell the truth of my effectiveness when “push comes to shove” simply leaving the room to go take a leak letting this rather “poor soul” know that “chess is a game not quite the same as ‘naughts and crosses’ let alone snakes and ladders which is all about chance” [sic].

 

Again, unless someone proves to me different, I must assume Mr. King Golden Jr. is alive and living somewhere in the United States of America.

 

To this day there isn’t a single soul amongst this bunch of mostly white South African Jewish elitists who know the full story about how I went about pulling the plug on this “Epic show” that took me on some rather hairy trails while giving these “pishers” every opportunity to come clean and turn around what was at one point an incredible money making machine, the closest I have seen in business to a perpetual money making machine other than GrubbyGrub and GirlieGarb.com.

 

At the present time I am engaging in a number of “chess games” all geared toward getting folks to think on their own two feet not look for bail outs from the likes of our Federal Government let alone Governor “Ho Chi Min” Davis. As you know when surfing up a storm let alone riding a real wave it is nothing short of a death nail to start scratching your ass, wouldn’t you agree Governor? I am copying Ms. Vicky Schiff one member of the Weatherly Capital Group on this email.

 

Back on Saturday, April 12th, just prior to sending Laurie Black an E-mail I had prepared but never sent an email to Ms. Vicky. In a matter of hours, no more than a few days I will be communicating with Ms. Schiff in an effort to get her to do the right thing and approach the appropriate authorities perhaps even FBI Agent Marc Culp who is also copied on this email.

 

Folks, you must understand that at this point I take it as a given all my emails as well as my hyperlinks are being very carefully scrutinized by the folks from Wetherly Capital who masterminded and executed the riggings of the California Gubernatorial elections back in November of last year although anyone accessing the NextraTerrestrial website PDF file directory has been “4warned” in “Black & White” that they are committing what is certainly a civil offense and possibly violating a criminal act..

 

Back to Einstein who may not have said, “How many coincidences does it take before it is no longer a coincidence” but I challenge anyone to prove to me that he didn’t at least once think about it especially as he started to see his years spent at Princeton were nothing short of a waste of time, energy to conserve ever so carefully especially once the world comes to realize that the speed of light in a non-vacuum environment, i.e. outside of deep space, i.e. here within space ship earth is not a constant which brings Newton’s basic principles back once again to the forefront of our thinking, that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

 

This constant twisting back & forth, every so often one is on top and the other below, learning from those that came before not thinking that we are any smarter although possibly physically stronger than those of even some 4,000 years ago helps to keep physical midgets like myself grounded, i.e. fortunate enough not to have let our formal education interfere with our learning and of course always maintaining a healthy sense of humor, knowing though how best to “roll with the punches”, never losing one’s center of gravity as one’s opponents lose everything particularly their marbles, loading up on the spirits as they become more mean spirited.

 

Vicky Schiff stopped drinking alcohol some years back but she undoubtedly became intoxicated with what it might mean to be ever so cozy with the former President of the United States who became immediately after exiting the White House so lucky to have found a Republican like Lott no quite equipped to hold up his end of the bargain allowing this “finger pointing liar” to escape with just a slap on the wrist, his inability to practice law clearly no problem for the likes of Mr. Ron Burkle, wouldn’t you agree, Ms. Schiff?

 

My charges against those who blew all our rights as United States Citizens to mention little of how we pontificate to the rest of the world about the importance of Democracy, free speech, blah blah means absolutely diddly when you consider how poorly we practice so little of what we preach here at home.

 

Ms. Schiff, perhaps better than any person alive and I certainly hope she hasn’t gone AWOL knows only too well how it came to pass that I happened to be in the pound seats sitting in as the conspiracy unfolded right before my eyes without me even having to go so far as to prepare what some would consider “self serving” memos.

 

The memos detailing private communications between the top executives of the French Conglomerate Vivendi with more than just a little interest in water related matters here in the southland are what prompted me to send Wetherly Capital’s attorney Mr. Bill Jackson nothing short of knuckleball quite different to the rather softball I sent my former managers of Ccrest over in England resulting in them contacting the former owner to have her “plead their case” to me rather than do the manly thing which was to have another shot at replying to my email.

 

As I told Valerie, I don’t distinguish between people who fail to tell the truth or those who simply avoid or who fail to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The fact that these yoyos would one day write and tell me that they were “happy” with my generosity given the fact that I had them essentially develop the terms of our agreements and then without giving me any notice just packed their bags before hearing from another source of their cowardice is par for the course for folks poorly schooled.

 

And who am I to play G-d in terms of saying whether what David & Neil had done was any different to the previous manager who probably simply had less formal education, wouldn’t you agree?

 

What is most surprising to me, however, is the fact that Ms. Schiff who knew only too well how I was able to handle keeping several balls up in the air thought that somehow I would become distracted or could it be that she sat down with say a bunch of actuaries who predicted that with my love for speed I would hit an oil patch and end up as just another “road kill”?

 

It  is all about light which hit me one day as I was heading back from meeting with David Ben Gurion back on November 1st 1972 along with other 15-year-olds some who would have been considered by most as “brighter” than me although our headmaster at Carmel College, Mr. Kessel, wouldn’t probably have described anyone else as being quite as “spirited” and I was relatively quiet, particularly in class as well as on the playing field until such time as I got into a rugby scrum when I would act out with a vengeance the minute I heard some anti-Semitic remark coming out of the mouths of our “Dutchmen” [sic] opponents aka Afrikaners.

 

So you can somewhat appreciate how when it came time to take on the folks from Philips BV with their headquarters in Anthoven, Holland, the Krok family could have got away without paying me a dime for the opportunity to stick it to the vestiges of the Dutch East India Company that first started the wrecking ball on the tip of Africa that continues to this day, never to forget though that it was Afrikaners who were at the forefront of confronting their own to dismantle a system introduced by the British in all but chapter and verse.

 

Some time ago at one of our high school reunions held at a former Carmelite’s house here in Del Mar Mr. Kessel “ran into” Marie, who was my girlfriend at the time and commented on my having always had “spirit” although I was anything “butt” [sic] religious nor for that matter did I make a point of being a “jokester” when on the odd occasion I visited with Mr. Kessel where he gave his “six of the best” although I cannot remember ever counting more than 3, then again I only count in 3s my first coherent words only forming when I was 3.

 

A late starter I am not, rather just wanting to be as certain as anyone one human being can be that folks are really interested in hearing something not only a little different but who have come to the realization that manna from heaven cannot be relied indefinitely to constantly fall especially when we fail to pay attention to the signs, most importantly the laws that were given some 4,000 years ago that spell everything out pretty clearly without anyone else feeling the need to interpret things better than what was written in stone.

 

So when I saw that article in the Los Angeles Times back on January 11th of last year I felt compelled to speak out not at all though surprised that few including the editors of the Los Angeles Times had picked up on the supposed age of the Blombos Stone being somewhere in the region of 77,000 years old to mention little of the “scratchings” morphing as one looks at things from right to left into an almost perfect Star of David, and of course as they twist it comes so much like a helix.

 

There has been nothing perfect about any of our leaders much the same with mathematics that has certain critical equations like the circumference of circle recurring ad-infinitum, man hell bent on not looking at the shadow that he casts and how we have evolved from animals who don’t quite have our speech patterns although communicating rather well when gathering food or coordinating an attack whether it be on other “voice deprived” animals or us humans, all stemming from the need for survival whereas for some reason with our elevated status we haven’t been able to rise above it all, that our “deficit needs” more often than not have us resorting to worse than animal-like behavior while those humans just struggling to survive, simply wanting to get their basic needs met manage to find the time to have fun even when things look especially bleak as in time of war when they are the first to be drafted often placed, as King David did with one of his captain, in harms way.

 

The Jewish people have known war perhaps more so than any other peoples still surviving and that alone is proof enough to me that the Jewish people are the “Chosen race” which brings up a hornets nest of deciding who exactly is Jewish to mention little of what is meant by the word SMArT, the “r” being “Religion” or “Race” as my “pig belly” dog I thought suggested the other evening when he forced my wife to leave the bed he was sharing with us and have Marie all to himself in the spare bedroom.

 

I prefer to look at how people behave than whether they have their penis cut by a cutter with a shaky hand or how well they hold a knife and fork just so long as they are not pigs at the trough, the capital requirements to become a GrubbyGrub and GirlieGarb.com franchisee well under a $1000 with more than half inventory and supplies and rest capital equipment.

 

The “bell” hyperlink contains an article that was sent to me by my friend Dr. John Pollard who besides for not being related to the Israeli-spy, Jonathan Pollard, represents the essence of all that is taught in Judaism without possibly having once stepped foot inside a Jewish Temple although it is possible Dr. Pollard was at one time one hell of sinner possibly introducing celibacy to the Catholic Church that had the likes of King Golden and Roger Hedgecock, the bumbling daily talk show host, failing to speak out when they came “of age” about their intimate knowledge of altar boys being more than simply cradled by priests from birth to when they became of an age, perpetuating the doctrines of “less said the better”, wouldn’t you all agree?

 

It is my hope that Mr. Hedgecock who is also copied on this email starts to get with the program and at a minimum returns my Avenger Pitching Wedge that I used to transport my dog to and from Machu Picchu just months after 9-11 because I would hate to have to take another golf club and spend the time as well as the money painting another club and there is only one Pitching Wedge in a golf bag, as far as I know.

 

To know oneself one has to know more about from where one comes and since I have no proof that Dr. Pollard wasn’t at some point reincarnated I won’t push that particular belief system of mine on to you or anyone else but when one considers the genius equation we know as e=mc² it may very well prove out evolution to mention little of the hand of God thus a complete unified theory for the workings of the universe with energy rising or falling with light increasing or decreasing, that mass remains constant, i.e. nothing is gained nor is anything lost, that what goes around comes around just in a different form, much a like a boomerang, wouldn’t you agree?

 

The Hot Water Wars are only just beginning although Forbes Magazine began back on June 10th 2002 to focus on a problem that should have been far better aired in the days leading up to the elections that were held this past November 8th were it not for folks within both the Democratic as well as the Republican Party sitting on their hands, wouldn’t you agree Ms. Forsyth who is also copied on this E-mail. Ms. Forsyth is the niece of my former attorney Mr. James Ashworth who has gone AWOL with my money to boot despite him having contributed to our incredible victory in court back on October 23rd of last year.

 

In a matter of days, perhaps even hours I will be responding to a number of people who have recently emailed me including Diana Henriques of the New York Times explaining to her my rather novel approach to getting a publishing house to publishing my novel rather than the “bland wallpaper” coming out of the mouths of the fukukta Clinton duo.

 

I never got to meet David Ben Gurion’s wife nor for that matter do I know whether he ever married let alone produced kids but I would be surprised if his kids grew up to be “diks” [sic] and if so then we should all want to examine ever so closely once again the exceptions that prove the rule, i.e. politicians are not born they are raised one by one by over controlling parents repeating the same time tested mistakes of those that came before throwing out such vulgarities as, “You will have your chance to screw up when your day comes.”

 

With the world on the brink of collapse, as our unemployed start etching closer and closer to places like Germany who keep their youth under wraps by having men and women stay in school into their 80s although it is possible I heard Mr. Devin Standard mention the number 30, certainly much longer than in this country, creating no doubt another “stew” situation were it not, however, for white German women seeking the company of African Americans in places like Jamaica and young white male Germans going off to places like Bangkok where my one former neighbor now resides having milked everything he possibly could out of the “good old USA.”

 

Never to forget that the average American who gets only two weeks paid vacation per year is today well less than 4 paychecks from being out on the street, in no small measure thanks to the policies advocated by the likes of Polie Pollak, a King Golden Jr look-a-like, although Poli may in fact be a whole lot better looking than King Golden when I last saw him hiding behind a “Bloc-buster” [non-sic] stand some year or so ago here in Del Mar.

 

I think I still own bloc-buster.com although the bill could have gone up in smoke when I ran out of paper to light the fireplace in our rock cabin a few months back and of course I don’t expect the folks responsible for billing me to pick up the phone to check to see whether or not I may have got run over by say a cement truck as I expected my former Independent Insurance Agency to have done.

 

Mr. Golden and others on my “shit list” are no doubt standing quite still for they are copied on this email although they could also be excavating their vowels looking ever so carefully at everything I am writing in the hope that they will find just the slightest gap to try and nail me on. Mr. Golden though despite having letting his fukukta formal education from places like Berkeley University and the Law School of Virginia for “liars steelers and cheetahs” [sic] interfere with his learning is surrounded by the very best of attorneys the liberal establishment can muster who know perfectly well the protections available under the great Constitution of the United States; that I am protected no matter what by the truth and of course an unfailing belief that G-d is all about truth.

 

Cheetahs, by the way is the strip joint at the center of the FBI probe going on right now of members of the San Diego City Council. There is truth to the fact that a person can get a 3 year sentence for delivering someone else a “death blow” which is something I read the other day as someone on the other side of the window where I was sitting at Starbucks paged through what I suspect was the San Diego Union Tribune.

 

Last week I visited the same Starbucks 3 days in a row wondering how long Mr. Schwartz the founder of Starbucks intends to continue to pull the wool over the public’s eyes about what is really happening in the coffee market as I see no placards anywhere suggesting to his patrons that they give of their spare change to help the coffee growers throughout central and south America make ends meet as the price of coffee beans plummets. When I asked one of the servers recently, “When do you expect to implement a price drop” the young lady simply smiled, smart enough to know that I am not crazy, wouldn’t you agree?

 

The more I think about it the more certain I am that the E-mail I thought I had sent out last week to Ken Miller of blah blah Insurance Agency that handled my account for sum 16+ years, never left my server.

 

The sooner you can all get back to me in terms of when you can vacate the building the sooner I can get back to serving up on my enumerable websites the Perfect Storms that has www.NextraTerresTrial.com et al remaining on track to be the number 1,2, and 3 websites on the planet and when you look carefully at the number “4” you must wonder whether Pythagoras had a hand to play in that remarkable con-figuration.

What do you think of the coincidence that destruction of the Israelite’s 1st Temple occurred around the same time as Pythagoras, “Born: about 569 BC in Samos, Ionia, Died: about 475 BC?

It was Pythagoras who figured out first to the best of my knowledge that, “Number is the essence of all things, good or evil.” If you were to ask my wife whose maiden name was Marie Dion how she would describe me the answer you get would more than likely get is “colorful.”

The article contained in the “1st Temple” hyperlink ends with,

 

“In the light of my research… The second alignment is the fact that Herod's temple was destroyed on the same day as Solomon's temple. These alignments show supernatural control of human events in the 1st century and are charted as follows:

 

Again, not everyone on this planet has heard of the “$64,000 question” but few would argue that the evidence thus far suggests that, “The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth?”

 

Despite no interruptions coming from my cell phone that my dog stepped on just as I was leaving the house this email still took me almost 2 hours to write. Time now to go and play.

 

Be assured I will be sending each one of you at least one t-shirt with these words and of course they will be autographed which reminds me that I need to get the other very important woman in my life to send me a traveler’s check she has been keeping in safe-custody for a number of years which will not be cashed, but suffice for you to know that cash is very much King to me, helping folks though who won’t grow up to resent me for giving them a helping hand, proving my mother once again wrong that, “The road to hell is NOT paved with good intentions butt with each one of us failing to measure our words so carefully” [sic].

 

God bless.

 

Gary

 

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