From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: Neil and
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: Seacrest=GO SEEK REST
AND THEN SUM
Subject… The Meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth
Gentleman, I have just 15 minutes to
respond to your nonsense below. I just completed an E-mail
to one of my programmers to see if he could work out a problem some folks seem
to be having with my hyperlinks.
If you expect me to let you go in “peace and
quiet” having enjoyed the quiet comforts of my rather special spot in the
English countryside think
at least twice.
Ccrest is
quite a location even if it were to burn down, attractive no doubt to a handful
of underprivileged and well as well-to-do folks like my mother & stepfather,
commonly known amongst their detractors as well as supporters as the “mad
hatters” even if it meant them having to import a servant or “tTOo” [sic]
from say South Africa to do “sum” [sic] of
their dirty work, although to comply with the immigration laws they could have
told the authorities, “Mavis is saint.”
Their last maid happened to be a religious
Christian and was quite warmly accepted by the clergy in Wivesliscombe no doubt
enjoying the music coming from the organ as much as I
did a week before Christmas 2001 just before I set out on my trek to Minehead.
Make no mistake though I expect you to
leave with my solicitors not only the keys “butt”
[sic] at a minimum all the monies due to me based on your last communication of
Sunday May 18th,
“…We are both happy to except
your conditions as stated in your e-mail…” [sic].
So what am I to make of the fact that you
provided me with no notice to prepare an alternative course of action during
what should have been a rather busy weekend perhaps even flying in from South
Africa Ivor
Kissen who could also be dead although I suspect there are other equally as
capable caterers within the British Isles?
As much as I detest those who derive great
satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil
doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched
fork, I detest even more those who bear “false witness” who poison
the well; “wether”
[sic] it be a business partner, employee, or worse yet family member.
No doubt there will be a need for
“damage
control” but once the truth gets out I have no doubt that what will come
around are not only a whole lot more patrons, as in what goes around comes
around, at times with a vengeance,
i.e. boomerang, nothing though like a “kick in the butt” for those
who make out that they are a bunch of softies but back at the ranch are cooking
up quite a storm, corporal punishment for white collar criminals, no doubt the
two of you could be counted on to support a corporate penal code that begins to
keep man’s testosterone in
check?
In the end it will mean more money in my pockets as
well as those of my heirs to help others a whole lot more appreciative than the
likes of you and the former m
I will be okay with the prospects of
possibly having to go through another 100 or so m
By the way both Marie +
I remain very much “in love”
and got one “big kic” [sic]
out of that “end” hyperlink commonly known as the
“Colon-rectal-surgean” [sic].
Shame on you that I had to rely on good
neighbors to share with the previous owner your secretive exit.
Should I assume you kept good books or
will I need to send in some “audirtors” [sic] from
say a former penal colony like Australia who may actually prefer a “safe harbor”
like Santa Monica although the California coastline is disintegrating faster
than what the experts originally suspected.
Assuming this one house on the cutting
edge of the Del Mar cliffs that will provide Marie’s two kids with all
their necessary space remains on the market, once I return from New York after
meeting with a number of publishers my plan is to pay the asking price of $7.5
million all in cash, which means that my editors will have their work cut out
for them over the next few days and of course I will have to cut them on all of
my takings.
Now of course if the seller chooses to
give me a bit of a break for all the reasons I have yet to dream up then I will
gladly accept paying him-her less. I have yet to see the inside of the house
much like I never saw the inside of Seacrest before I purchased it from the
Costers on nothing more than a handshake. I am assuming you left behind the
“milkshake” art piece?
If necessary the auditors may need a
helping hand from say the Inland Revenue, wouldn’t you agree? Accountants
are going to be in an even more desperate plight once President Bush does the SMART
thing and suspends trading of public corporations. It may take though my having
to first spill the beans on the rigging of the California Gubernatorial
elections that were held last November 8th which came on the 30th
anniversary of a bunch of highly elevated testosterone clad 15-year-olds going
to a
“…water-fall
on the Golan [
I don’t know what the statute of
limitations is in the UK
for filing a complaint-s that could
cover damage to the reputation of Seacrest due to your sudden absence to
mention little of the utter garbage,
“…we do
feel that you contradicted us on a lot of things… and some of your
expected plans were not viable…”
which demonstrates, in my opinion, more
than simply differences of opinion; rather proof positive that your formal
education, at a minimum, interfered with your learning to mention little of you
failing to get back to me on the matters pertaining to the “property
& casualty” insurance.
In other words, should someone decide to
light a match where you are currently taking a crap and there is not
“proper & adequate” coverage in place over at Seacrest then to
put it bluntly “your asses will be mine” to mention little of your
“apoligise” is anything but heartfelt and perhaps when you typed in
the word “coursed” you were actually thinking of
“curse.”
Fortunately or unfortunately depending on
one’s point of view I am not superstitious.
And by the way in the recently renovated
main Catholic Cathedral in the heart of Cuzco, Peru, that was built right
“smack bang” on top of an Inka monument there is an old painting of
a guy farting, i.e. if it is okay in this day and age to have someone farting
as Jesus Christ looks on what jury member do you think anywhere in the
America’s to mention little of our colonial ancestors, is going to get a “hard-on”
from anything I have to say, wouldn’t you agree?
Over the course of the next 72 hours I
will be sending out a series of emails which you may find interesting including
one to a former mayor of Hollywood as well Di
Getting this email out to you cost me more
than a penny or two for I missed my Sunday “touch rugby” thinking
about how best to respond to your diatribe and of course you recognize the
difference between “touch rugby” and fiddling altar boys, a
practice that youngsters have been experiencing for some 1,000 odd years while
the media
failed to hunt,
wouldn’t you agree?
“Witch”
[sic] reminds of two things, one being a decision the FCC [Federal
Communications Commission] here in the United States are scheduled to make in
the next few days that looks very much like it is going to serve the agenda of
the folks like the National Association of Broadcasters aka “Ban”
[sic] which incidentally is “under the control” of the major TV
Networks hell bent on limiting competition, i.e. restricting the flow of
airwaves into United States Citizen’s living rooms, over my dead body.
And of course no one including my good PAL
Second, I still need to get around to
painting another Avenger
Golf Club, this time I will add the color stripe blue, although this may
end up making the golf club look awfully French. I was thinking of using
possibly a 3 iron assuming Roger
Hedgecock doesn’t return my Pitching
Wedge that I have been without for more than a year.
Unless my wife decides to buy herself a
jet I don’t know of any other way to bring Pypeetoe into England without
him being placed in the “hol-d” [sic] of
the aircraft and of course I won’t get into that “colo-rectal-surgean piece” as I suspect more than a
handful of folks are now starting like me to get sick of it.
Please though feel free to continue
listening to Symbolistic
White Walls and if for any reason, perhaps because I haven’t paid
license fee to the band MGB, you have
trouble listening to it on my website at least read the words before you go to
sleep each and every night for the rest of your lives.
Finally, perhaps even later today I will
be communicating with Margaret
who used to supply the former owners with pastries and who was at one time very
keen to run the café. Hopefully for all our sakes she remains not only in good
health but eager to show you lightweights how to get the show on the road.
Just in case you are unable to click on to
the hyperlinks below are the exact words,
I’m tired of blood and over priced bubble
gum, mom
Nobody wake up there’s nothing you could have
done wrong
I’m wearing the same
grin, I take it all on
the chin
I still believe everything that I read
And sometimes it’s hard, sometimes it’s
harder
Sometimes it’s on sale, sometimes it never
fails
I have a psychic and she says I’m lonely
She says my destiny is turning out all wrong
So now I just sit here
And think of meaningful things to say
Symbolistic white walls
Surround me and you
Every single day
I’m tired of blood and over priced bubble gum
Nobody
moves and
nobody gets hurt for very long
I’m wearing the same skin, I
take it all on the chin
I still believe everything that I hear
And sometimes it’s easy, sometimes it’s
easier
I have a psychic and she says I’m lonely
She says inside of me is turning out all wrong
So now I just sit here
And think of meaningless things to say
It’s all right now
Take the world
and make it yours
again.
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps –
“Good day” is the code name I gave to the Revlon executive
who was deposed by a rather “skilled and experienced”
attorney-colleague of mine.
From:
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Seacrest
Hi Gary,
No it is true the cafe is "locked up" and " shut down".
After sitting down and reading through your email again about the 6 points that
you were putting forward we have decided it is probably better for us to leave
now rather than later.
The reason for us doing this is that we do feel that you contradicated us on a
lot of things that we trying to do with the business, and some of your expected
plans were not visable.
We do apologise if this has coursed you any inconvience but we feel that it was
the best plan of action in the circumstances.
Yours
Neil and
From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: DStl1@aol.com
Subject: “…We are both happy to accept your terms and conditions …---…”
Hi guys. I received word yesterday that the place looked all
“locked up” and “shut down.” Could it be that this
neighbor was mistaken, i.e. sleep walking?
