DRAFT COMMUNIQUE TO OPRAH
WINFREY
4:21 pm pst – June 1, 2004
Subject: Economic solution for the problems of combating AIDs
beginning with the tip of
Dear Oprah,
First, let me by begin by using my partner-wife's
"trademarked" expression, "When
the dialogue becomes too monologues it is the beginning of the end" [sic].
Second, I ran this communiqué by a group of people
who represent a statistically valid sample representative of the world’s
literate population and I repeat verbatim
the 3rd one I received,
“Maybe if you left out the bit between ‘Dear Oprah’,
and ‘Good Day’"?
Please bear in mind, though, that this former white
South African policeman once arrested a black kid for stealing a helmet which
it turns out belonged to a classmate of ours at Carmel
College who was “banned”
under Immorality Act type laws a “gift”
to the “ruling elite” by the
Apartheid regime who grabbed power from 1948 until the early 1990s. Despite the
protest of the “Banned
“ person which subjected such a courageous person to a series of human rights
abuses including not being able to share their airborne feces to a limited
number of other individuals who never once to the best of my knowledge got the
backing of either the business
The religious sector, eventually though Mr.
Basckin showed up in court arguing that
he helmet had no value, the judge true to form, according to this policeman
sending the black kid to jail and whether he was “boned up the ass by bubba” is
mute, agree?
The second response, perhaps more to your screeners
liking came from a rather articulate programmer of mine my adding in the “sic”
where appropriate,
Hey Gary,
I need to read
over it thoroughly, but after reading the first 4 or 5 paragraphs I think I can
tell you a problem that won’t get it past her screeners.
As the most
powerful woman in television, she knows a thing or two about her target
audience. From my understanding her audience is women 25-55 and therefore, she
has to appeal to that demographic.
I have to get
going to my fathers for a BBQ. I will
try to critique for you when I get back this evening. Just think about “that her target audience is” [sic] and try to look at it from her side asking, “would my audience
want to see a show about this?” It’s not that I don’t think
you wrote a good letter, or that it isn’t a good topic, it’s more that you need
to write it to cater
to the target
and put yourself in his or her shoes to do so. She is in the business
to make money and power. Her
show topics are generally ‘safe’
and if you try to be the exception, you most likely will not get past her
screeners. Your last paragraph talking about sugarcoating the
problem is exactly why she wont allow you on her show, under the pretence of
this email.
I’ll read it
more thoroughly this evening and get back to you soon, I hope this helped,
Adam
Third, when you see my “ugly-duck” looks it is unlikely you would
want me on your show even if I
were to somehow overcome “sensational quota”
of the programming which is why I never really meant to suggest in the first
place that I be one of the invited guests, moreover I don’t know what question
your screeners would ask me even if they could get past the superficiality of
my looks although I think they would like the speech our 11 year-old prepared
for his ELEMENTARY school graduation.
Fourth, I am a white male, born and raised one week
shy of 21 years in the hell-hole
of
Firth, I never got to see your TV show on AIDS but I
have received several communiqués from people familiar with my "work product"
in the area of "risk
assessment" who thought I might dig deep in to my "problem solving booklet" make
a handful of suggestions that could empower not just Black women but white
women who can then join forces in getting
the male species even those who have allowed their formal education to interfere
with their learning tTOo
eventually march in tune with the heartbeat of the universe.
Fifth, the fundamental problems of the world have
nothing to do with race, color, religion, not even economic opportunism but
rather poor parental religious teaching, one has tho, to have traveled in my shoes to
grasp the essence of what it means to be SMART as in nailing down the Science,
Mathematics, Art, Religion & Technology.
Sixth, there is a need to rock “back and forth” perhaps, nothing gets
peoples’ attention more these days on the odd occasion I venture forth out of our
beach house here in ritzy Del Mar California than when I mention this website eMANandDOG.com.net
that contains an element of Quantum
Mechanics, the need to go “forwards-reverse” with a healthy
dose of spirituality thrown in for “good measure”, why ten,
moreover why moc.GODdnaNAME when we know going back to 1944 when DNA
was discovered that G-D is DNA, just 4 letters paired
together big and small much like tTOO, agree?
Seventh, my mother who were she to be tested would
be considered a more
attractive version of Marilyn
vos Savant considered the smartest person on the planet my mater has done more than her fair
share to empower women of multi-racial groups lecturing men all over the world
on THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A WOMAN,
today though Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman “only debates people who agree with her.”
Eighth, it’s not class warfare that I am encouraging
by questioning the fairness of the tax codes that allows the rich to get
richer, the poor when eventually dirt poor to be sent in “harms way”, its class welfare I am
questioning. And I am a member of the favored class.
Ninth, until such time as people like you insist
that “victims” hold their heads high and go
beyond the act-s that caused them to despair they will fall into the trap of
repeating the age old mantra to the next generation, “You will have your
chance to screw up” there no such thing as a generation gap but rather
a credibility gap, agree?
Tenth, when one looks carefully at the leadership
whether it be us Lilly White Wheaty Eating Whites or Blacks raised on “quick fixes” everyone in western society
caught up in the “get rich quick” which is spreading like wildfire our polluted
DNA a “buy”[sic]-product of “quick sex” we will eventually lose
sight of our purpose on this planet which is to teach others that our presence here
is more than simply taking up space, agree?
Eleventh, by inviting the following people on to
your show each one being asked a question in advance that will encourage them
to join others like myself who have come up with a “restructuring
program” for the entire world’s economy, I believe we can then
begin to make a significant dent in solving all the problems of the world not
just AIDs, remembering the vast
majority of us are all born within a handful or tTOo standard deviation points
of intelligence but when we allow others to interfere with our sequencing then
the significant divergence begins:
1: My uncle David Gevisser or his son Mark Gevisser who is writing Thabo Mbeki’s autobiography, Thabo,
South Africa’s current prime minister perhaps the most formally educated Black
person on the planet.
Question: “Mr. David Gevisser
as the executor of the estate of the American Charles Engelhard
his control of the world’s platinum supply perhaps not as lucrative as
his role in bringing about The Diamond Invention which to this day has the DeBeer
diamond cartel able despite contravening the Anti-Trust laws of the United
States of America to go about its business in places like 47th
Street in New York City without it seems a care in the world other than
convincing young people things last forever, unless of course they buy into to
superstition and we know that if one is fed healthy food, raised in a nurturing
environment one can think quite logically, Pythagoras the first
mathematician-scientist-philosopher with his Right Angle Triangle Theorem
taking mysticism as well as superstition out of the equation for the first
time, can you point out any weakness in Gary Gevisser’s economic plan to bring
this world back in to balance once again,,, sure let me read the question once
again, Gary Gevisser you surely remember is the son of the your first cousin Bernard “Bernie” Gevisser, my
understanding that you gave Gary a letter of introduction to your attorneys on
Bush Street in San Francisco when he emigrated from South Africa back in 1978
and that you later introduced him to your others cousins the Cohens who own Codiam Inc, headquartered on 47th
Street in New York City, one of the many fronting companies for DeBeers
Consolidated whose Central Selling Organization operates out of the heart of
London, u well also be aware that there are no roads in London that lead to
Rome, not to suggest that the “road to hell is paved with good intentions”
better yet “The end justifies the means!”
2. Mr. Kenneth Standard Esq who is to be
sworn in this month as the next president of the New York State Bar
Association, Mr. Standard’s eldest son, Devin Standard, the executor of my
worldwide estate.
Question: “When u graduated
from
‘During the entire period of my education in this
Lilly White Wheaty Eating establishment of higher education not a single
individual ever once said a civil word to me’
and if that is true why are u so angry with yourself
at this time not having the intestinal fortitude to assist Mr. Gary Gevisser in
his quest to expose the deep rot
that allows the likes of the South African Oppenheimer family despite the black
youth of South Africa more responsible for anyone in getting rid of the
Apartheid regime able to not only do “business as usual” but in the period of
the past decade plus since the African National Congress
came to power these white elitists have managed to move a significant bulk of
their holdings offshore depriving the youth of the South Africa what little
remained of their heritage following the rape and pillaging by the Apartheid
regime yet not only do they feel safe in economically impoverished South Africa
but more than a handful of white masters who left South Africa during the
Apartheid rule have returned with a vengeance?
3. Profess Rabbi Abner Weiss who not only barmitvahed
me in South Africa but after telling me back on May 6th, “Yes,
I believe in God” let me know, “I deeply regret that our contact
was severed some time ago” yet going deafening silent once again when I
simply asked later that day, “Would you say there is a difference between
‘believing in’ G-D and ‘knowing’ that G-D is both Almighty and very SMART?”
Question: “Rabbi Weiss I understand you have more
than a handful of Lilly White Wheaty Eating Jewish South Africans chomping down
on each and every one of the words that you care to offer including Gary
Gevisser’s mother who considers you one of if not her closest friends in the
world but couldn’t you with all your very rich and powerful contacts all over
the world assist Mr. Gevisser in making amends beginning with explaining why in
all the years that you served as Rabbi of the Orthodox Jewish congregation in
Durban, South Africa, I understand you have served communities in New York City
as well as Beverly Hills, California and most recently the Marble Arch
congregation in London, England, you never felt the courage to give a sermon on
Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement with the likes of Gary Gevisser’s parents and
grandparents in the synagogue that went something like this:
As much as it pains me that I may not be
able to be with my family to celebrate the ‘breaking of the fast’ since it is
unlikely I will get support from any of the other leaders of community when
members of BOSS don’t simply wiretap my telephone but decide to arrest me grant me the courtesy of being boned up the ass by Bubba before banning me
for life, I am compelled by my read of the First Commandment, ‘I am the Lord
Thy God, who delivered the Children of Israel out of the land of Egypt out of
the House of Slavery, never to return’ which to me also means that we
cannot tolerate the slavery of others which is what this Apartheid regime has
implemented nationwide, no different to what the Nazis did during WWII and what
the English did to the Afrikaner people during the Anglo Boer War of 1899-1900,
to instruct each and every one of you, parents and children alike, to
leave in unison this place of worship that has been vilified by the likes of
the Lazarus clan who are all seated below me
to my right as well as above to my left, and to remind you all what I have you
read aloud, each and every Sabbath that is as holy as this day of Atonement,
‘Guard my tongue from evil and my lips
from speaking vile… May the Lord Bless you and keep you, may he cause
his face to shine upon your gracious anus …’” [sic].
they lack the instant recognition factor that guests
on Oprah usually have when discussing topics like the one you propose. The
guests need celebrity of some kind. This makes it easier for her producers to
swallow and for her audience to recognize.
Oprah, it is possible some in
your audience demonstrating either their denial
Their resignation to accept
the status quo grabbing as much as they can as quickly as possible paying
attention to the material that has no relevance suggesting that the Nationalist
Nazi Party that ruled over some 40 plus million South African peoples of color
for some 40+ years with quite the iron fist never “gassed”
such peoples, may I suggest that you throw in with your best, “Queen’s
English” the following”
“Did
you know that a fart is nothing less than airborne particles of feces?”
4: Actor
Question:
Just hanging with Marie Dion on at afternoon at the
beach in
Tough as nails may not accurately describe the
mental gymnastics Marie Dion would put the likes of
Unified Theory
For the inner workings
Of the universe
Pulling together the greatest achievements of those
that came before, my just a little ticked off that it has taken so long were it
not for mostly men’s testosterone getting so out of control, at this time the
graphic that describes all this can be viewed by clicking on to this hyperlink.
To fully grasp such matters one does need to go a
little beyond the conventional wisdom of “back and forth” throwing in a healthy
dose of “up and down”, best described in
Sum
Things
Are
Built tTOo
Last.
Evolution?
Important to realize that us humans don’t like to be
told what to do, so unappreciative of those who “gift” us a helping hand,
arguments on the other hand help crystallize our thinking assuming there is in
fact “equal time” the days of the likes of Hitler being able to ride roughshod
over the masses along the lines of
“The
great masses
of people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than a small lie."
Some may argue that to get you to go along with such
a “mind altering” daytime show,
essentially the tail end of your broadcast on this very important subject I
should present this “peace”
[sic] in a harmonious, non-threatening manner, then again,
In a nutshell,
I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their
small authority, i.e. evil does not come in the form of a pointed tail or
pitched fork, agree?
Furthermore, there are few if any in the “risk assessment” business who can
spell out in “black and white” the fundamental weaknesses of
world’s financial markets, so far not a single human being willing to debate me
on the subject of “Chaos Theory” which governs our
understanding of the world’s financial markets.
Given the incredibly high level of chaos
in the markets, how it is even possible we are able to communicate let alone go
out each and every morning buying our $3+ Starbucks cappuccino
as the rest of the world inhales our crap, wondering where
this is all leading tTOo?
The sooner we stop “sugarcoating” the truth, knuckle
down and address the core problems of the world which can in fact be solved in
an instant beginning with revamping the world’s tax codes then and only then
can we truly empower the youth of the world who are all our futures.
We have no one but ourselves to blame given the
Digital Age, a G-D-Send, each of our votes entitling us to speak our minds, no
matter how warped they might be versus the knowledge we have that our so called
“elected politicians” at a minimum tap dance on the issues, and at the risk of
possibly pushing u over the moon with happiness, bearing in mind that my
website-s remain very much on track to be the number one websites on the
planet, may I join u in “preying tTOo”
[sic]
Good Day,
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – Should u seek a reference
on me from someone less credible may I suggest calling Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of the law firm of Finkelstein & Krinsk, telephone USA 1-619-238-1333, extension 24,
then if he goes off the wall telling u how very credible I am bearing in mind
that Mr. and Mrs. Krinsk are major fundraisers for the Democratic Communist Party then why not contact either Judge Jack B. Weinstein who issued the
ruling in the reversal of this landmark class action lawsuit involving repetitive
stress injuries which also references Ms. Diana Henriques the cowardly
author-journalist of the New York Times
who in her best selling book The White
Sharks of Wall Street although going on in the introduction ad nausea about
her own battles with carpal tunnel syndrome failed to mention in addition to
her tunnel vision this rather famous Federal Judge also crediting her with
getting my attention, hi Diana,
Question: If a man
speaks in a forest and there is only a woman around, is he still wrong?
Ps
I – Women
do listen better than men and men assuming we can continue distinguishing men
from women, do in fact listen better than the better equipped decision making
female species give us men credit for, agree?
