From: Gary S. Gevisser
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Subject: Oprah
Chris - I was not sure whether u, not to suggest that u r Jesus Chist, were included on the list of folks who received this missive from me yesterday. I have yet to check it but my sense was that it was geared to those of us with 85 IQ points and up.
I would also like your comments on this “first cut” at writing a letter to Oprah Winfrey. According to her website the suggestion for a show should be 2,000 words or less. Please let me know what you think and what edits you would make.
Ps – the “ris” hyperlink should give u and those that work for you a “heads up” in the event any one of you were to develop a repetitive stress injury say from typing using possibly a Digital Equipment Corporation keyboard without bothering to continuously exercise the scalene muscle, why not hit the deck and give me right this very instant 5,572 pushups,,, u surely know the routine, my “work product” also on the plaintiff side of Shareholder Class Action Litigation should be equally heartwarming especially to your momworker63s who are smart enough to see their lifesavings going down the tubes while their testosterone clad brothers seem oh so protective “defending their honor” while “sugarcoating” their lustful appetite, agree?
Nothing quite turning on the youth today as I go about revealing a whole number of truths, distraction not quite what it used to be given the Digital Age, A G-D-Send where nothing gets lost in the cracks.
Don’t crack me up any more with your pitiful commentaries which shall outlive each and every one of us even if the women in your office think you walk on water as u begin to choke on your words now in permanent print to mention in passing what your offspring might make of your “ducking and diving” when it comes time to impart to their offspring of what exactly u brought to the table in solving the problems of the world other than farting out stark raving nonsense, agree?
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Dear Oprah...,
