From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, May 07, 2004 1:40 PM
To: Del Mar Times -
Editor
Cc:rest; JRK;
Subject: Next Symposium{:}..."Prey u" [sic]...{:}
Dear Sir,
This morning at approximately 11:53 PM PST I got off the phone with a friend who hangs most of the year in London, England, Derrick calling me on a very, very, very important matter,
“Hey, I left
South Africa 2 days after my barmitzvah; Rabbi Weiss was the presiding head of the
Durban, South Africa Orthodox Jewish Congregation just like when you had your barmy
only God knows
how long ago and even I know that us Jewish people are supposed to replace the
“o” in the word ‘God’ with a ‘dash’ ,,, so
your mother’s maiden name was Ash and your father was
causing
me to explain to db
in the space of 4 minutes and 41 seconds all the quite important material in
the missives with this international Jewish spiritual leader who has traveled
quite a path to the one that lands him today in the pound seats,
although it is possible Rabbi Abner Weiss, no relation to Melvyn
“Mweissman” Weiss Esq. of Milberg
Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach [MWBHL], is no longer the Rabbi of
the Marble Arch synagogue in London, hi Mr. Debonair JRK.
Rarely
does db need anything
dissected,
patient tho is Derrick in letting folks go on and on and on and on about absolutely nothing,
my now saying hello to Dr. Soppe who did not accompany his incredible
wife to our Bon Voyage Spring party for
Perhaps our “Man from Mars” Rabbi who mesmerized many a worldly audience with his prose now beginning to feel his “back up against the wall” is now back in Los Angeles, possibly conferring with Rabbi Dennis Prager in terms of what to do next, the failing of many an elder to stand up to the Capos not exactly lost on those fortunate enough to have had parents who saw “the writing on the wall” and decided it best to get the hell out of hell leaving just those rotten to collapse under their own weight, does the name Gunter “The Pig” Lazarus ring a bell?
And don’t give me any bull about being able to follow the gist of my text at this time although I may not have copied you on the “sandwich board” email I sent out last evening which can be accessed by clicking on to the previous hyperlink.
There every reason to believe, however, that Rabbi Weiss does not have my mother’s email address despite the fact that my extraordinary mother has had quite the hand to play in this rather remarkable man’s life, little doubt tho a handful of folks copied on my missives these past 4 odd years including some of the most sophisticated attorneys and businesspeople the world has ever known having Our Rabbi now walk a very treacherous path, hell here on earth for those who have allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning, agree?
I have yet to pick up a copy of this week’s Del Mar Times but I “prey u” [sic]
and/or
some other concerned citizen has come up with the suggested next steps that should be taken immediately to stop this endless real estate development all “part and parcel” of the kids being raised not to question, wouldn’t you agree?
I have a couple more missives to get out today before heading up your way and should I conclude that you have not taken this civic responsibility seriously I will come by your headquarters in an effort to help you get rid of extra copies you may have collected from last week’s publication which contained my Endless Universe letter.
Again folks from all over the world beginning to focus on what is happening right at our doorstep, Mr. Devin Standard, the executor of my estate, off to Malaysia today and who knows how many business cards containing the www.nextraterrestrial.com website he will manage to hand out to even panhandlers suggesting that they click on to the “less said the better...”
Ps
– Once I have done a little more stretching, also canvassing a couple more folks in my inner circle I
will be placing a call to Mr.
Kenneth Standard Esq.’s residence just a “hop-jump-and-a-scotch”
[sic] from Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton’s current address and
should Mrs.
Then again not that many people as well equipped as me despite my diminutive torso, midget sized arms, ugly-duck looks capable of delivery knuckleballs to those I have coached to respond to fast balls thrown at
Or
Near head, agree?
Ps I
– Included in the approximately 1,500 copied on this missive is Mr.
Mr.
Viterbi may have some suggestions of his own to help attach some “meat to the bone”,
such a horrible “cite”
[sic] should we not be able to feed our own as the grain shipments to China
begin in earnest, remember thanks to the Clinton Administration we handed over
our manufacturing base to the Communist Chinese
Government while the Clintons trashed
the United States Constitution and at the same time Mr. Viterbi who is
known to at least one major financial arm of the Democratic
Communist Party here in the United States who masterminded
and executed almost to perfect the rigging of the California Gubernatorial
elections held on November
8th 2002, can suggest to me in the event Mr.
Or
“Otherweiss” [sic] our individual responsibility,
Breeding is everything, agree?
