From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, October 08, 2004 6:24 PM
To: Derrick Beare
Cc: rest; Steve Forbes (asksteve@forbes.com)
Subject: Next Symposium {:}...What is the alternative to being at war?...fear and greed...IOUs...Interest, Oil and Uncertainty...{:}

D – Just prior to lunch I sent out this communiqué to a physicist I met immediately after spending some 10 minutes last evening in private conversation with Steve Forbes who assuming he followed up with Forbes Magazine’s one pitiful reporter Seth Lubove who wrote this bullshit article has to wondering why having traveled down such a long road doubtful he has had as much fun as his father Malcombe Forbes would he finally find himself memorized by the gaze of The Rattlesnake? 

By the way don’t think I didn’t notice how u nixed in the entreaty to get your uncle up to speed with the program not to suggest he has diversified in narco-terrorism the bit about us allowing him should he pass the grade to be a member of our round table team very likely to win the next event to be introduced in to the Olympics, bullshitting around a table one terrific gladiator sport without any bloodletting, agree?

During the course of another terrific lunch prepared by Marie she raised the question I believe our great President George W. Bush should ask in the next debate, “What is the alternative to being at war?” leaving Mrs. John HEINZ Kerry collapsing into a heap of tears and to immediately walk off the stage, grab a taxi, pick up some New York Taxi cab socks for our JoNathan and head on out to visit with us here either in Del Mar or if he and Barbara would prefer more peace and quiet then our rock cabin an hour or so away depending upon one’s preferred choice of transportation where I will give the world’s “fair trade” leader a suggestion or “tTOo” [sic] should Mrs. John HEINZ Kerry recover prior to the elections on November 8^th.

I think is important that we get together but my immediate concern is the all important subject of “saving face.”

Devin’s “honoring thy father” response to what came before has me digging deep, feeling the need to reshuffle the deck being ever so careful not to make this house of cards another Titanic, my still interested to know this dschwartzel@4safe.com’s story.

There could be no mistaking the reaction of Steve Forbes last evening to my putting him “on notice” be4 racing off arriving very much on time for the Cavalia Human-Horse show just a “hop-jump-and-a-scotch” [sic] from our residences in the flats of Del Mar, Steve not missing for a moment my tuxedo pants, Prada shirt and pitch black leather motorcycle jacket and although I never stated emphatically, “U r either with us or against us” his more than slight tremble as he wrote down a note on the business card I handed to him would be all the proof your uncle Jonathan would need to convince him now would be a good time to land Air Force One in our backyard, fork over the monies and be happy in the knowledge that he will die most likely, the second richest person in the grave.

Now for new folks added to my email list in the past 24 hours this Air Force One bit may seem a little over the top, then again I suspect a good number of them may have been checking out www.NextraTerrestrial.com, scrolling down to “less said the better” for some time now, agree?

Certainly Steve Forbes is one ever so gracious host in many ways like Mr. Debonair JRK who once felt the need to remind me during a gathering of Democratic Communist Party bosses at his over the top home in Point Loma, California that once u have stolen enough there is this thing within the human spirit, commonly referred to as DNA, that allows one to be not only ever so thoughtful, plenty of time on one’s hands to be witty, the blacker tho, the more the dirt shows up, most importantly able if one has just the slightest gift of the gab to camouflage all that it took to land oneself in the pound seats, agree?

There is not the slightest doubt in my mind that I could have kept my pal Steve focused for at least another 10 minutes had I raised my hand later when standing at the back of the large banquet room at the Hyatt Regency just off “South African” [sic] Village Drive in La Jolla, California wearing my Ducati red baseball cap placing my helmet within striking distance in the event I were to hear someone coming up behind me with a baseball bat.

Only once, however, during our 10 minute conversation did Steve get distracted by a pitiful worshiper concerned that he hadn’t eaten enough before getting up on the podium to preach to the choir, my sticking around just long enough during his talk to hear Steve comment on the outcome of the Presidential election quoting from former British Prime Minister Harold McMillin no doubt the yuppies in the crowd were thinking King Harold was possibly related to a former employer of mine Corky McMillin one of the oldest residential developers in this region of southern California, even making a reference to English royalty I would have thought would have made the audience vomit then again Mr. Steve Forbes is a rather bright individual and knows exactly who he was preaching to, the folks on the far right and far left one and the same all feeding off the center, those toiling the soil who r mostly burdened with the taxes that has them focused exclusively on making ends meet, less than a paycheck from being out on the street, not DARING nor having the WILL to question the ruling elite dishing out every so often crumbs to the likes of the world famous Willis surfing brothers who do such a terrific job in keeping the serfers ever so calm, not, however, on my watch.

I am quite certain Steve Forbes, again owner publisher of Forbes Magazine would have taken the following question which could possibly have had him and every single person in the room not simply paying undivided attention but exiting rather quickly en masse to contact thru a VoIP router, a term I heard about just the other day, their private international bankers to execute before word leaked out a series of trades that by now would have had the stock markets around the world imploding, the question reading as follows:

Mr. Forbes, friends, Romans, please let me applaud you on how terrific you look having fought so many terrific battles for the common man, that 10% tax across the board idea during I believe it was your last presidential bid almost as brilliant as that bit about trickle down economics an update on the Chinese water treatment, my apologies for not getting into the knitty gritty of our Clean Water Fund project earlier with u but in time I will forward our bulletproof, watertight plan that will provide each and every single human being remaining, crash or no crash clean drinking water.

I assume u remember speaking with me just prior to coming in to this magnifiesent room with the good sized chandelier not quite as refined I must say as the chandelier in our family’s flat on Musgrave Road in Durban, South Africa, quite the centerpiece for functions catered by Ivor Kissen, Durban’s most famous caterer during the roaring 1960s when the American Charles Engelhard considered at the time he was fraternizing with the Kennedy clan at Camp Chaleur with Harry Oppenheimer and Co. no relation to Robert Oppenheimer the father of the atomic bomb, the richest man in the world, Harry to the best of my knowledge not joining Charles when frequenting our family’s The Moshal Gevisser Group of Companies, u may know of course my father’s first cousin David Gevisser was the executor of Engelhard’s worldwide estate, and given how well read u r I cannot, however, assume that everyone in this room is aware that Charles Engelhard was the co-conspirator in The Diamond Invention in no small measure assisted by Mr. Robert F. Kennedy who when visiting South Africa during our summer of 1966 was the Attorney General of the United States tasked with amongst a number of things placing Harry Oppenheimer were he to step foot on United States soil behind bars where he could have looked forward to being boned up the ass by Bubba not necessarily as often as say Melvyn Weiss of Milberg Weiss-Lerach has wet dreams about given the fact that Harry Oppenheimer and Co seemed to have learned a thing or “tTOo” [sic] while trading with Nazi Germany as David Gevisser’s first cousin, my amazing father, a fighter bomber pilot, dive bombed the crap out of the Nazi bastards, quite a bastard this RFK who would not have shown up to any of our family’s one of a kind full on 5 course meal functions given the explicit instructions given to my extraordinary mother Zena Gevisser by RFK’s publicists,

“Make a list of people RFK should NOT meet with when visiting Durban, South Africa preventing an embarrassing situation should he the Attorney General of the United States of America be questioned about his family’s culpability in the greatest enslavement, torture and murder of all time” [sic]!

since attending one of our spreads would have been like attending any of the parties my Client Partner Wife Marie Dion and I put on from time to time at her rental beach house in the flats of Del Mar, California just a ‘hop jump and a scotch’ [sic] from ‘South African’ [sic] Village Drive which is where we are all gathered today, my question is simply,

When one considers the level of debt along with the incredible amount of fictitious assets on corporations’ balance sheets like Certificates of Insurance in the form of “prepaid insurance premiums” what assurances can u provide us here this evening that u will continue to advise both the readers of Forbes Magazine as well as your pals anchored way offshore in rather large yachts, no strike that, in submarines practicing stretching their noses in the event the electrical systems were to go out, air continuing fill their lungs fearful of being run over by a frigate, that the smart thing to save the rest of their skins, to do the ‘right thing ‘for the ‘general good’ and to continue purchasing essentially worthless United States Treasury Bills?

And to be perfectly clear on this point I am not calling for a strike on your magazine, a mark perhaps on your not all that stellar reputation, agree?

Let me just add that u can view our family’s chandelier which is now displayed in my mother’s one of a kind apartment overlooking the ocean in Netanya, Israel which I have suggested she donate to the next democratically elected leader of the PLO, by clicking on this hyperlink, doubtful again that RFK attended any of our family’s functions given the eclectic crowd made up of many racial groups who might have been raised as I was to feel comfortable in questioning G-D let alone someone whose crooked father stole the White House for his elder brother to hang in while allowing him the United States Attorney General to hang blacks all over the world out to dry while  sipping on Martinis when hanging out with the Englehards at Camp Chaleur and knocking back beers when hanging with Engelhard’s co-conspirators the South African Oppenheimers in the backwaters of South Africa where barbed wire fences kept out the masses of enslaved blacks crying for their justice being handed nothing by this scoundrel RFK other than false hope, the Hope Diamond ring a bell?

Mr. Forbes my sense is that u have just encountered a series of major strokes and before I give u the email address of my terrific first cousin, cardiologist Dr. Barry Molk who is getting quite the name for performing botched lobotomies, no strike that, transplanting Hypotenuses, no strike that, hippopotamuses mouths to replace the backsides of women having Hillary Clinton’s rear ends having trouble keeping their mouths shut while going to the bathroom a subject I will be happy to explore with u at some time, I notice tho, a number of women here, hard to tell tho, men apart from women leading me back to the insidious Apartheid policies of the Nationalist Nazi Party of South that ruled over my countrymen and women for some 40+ years with quite the “diamond studded iron fist” after the defeat of Nazi Germany at the behest of the South African Oppeneheimer who could never have pulled it off were it not for both Mr. Englehard and the United States Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy in quite the sex a´ trios, wouldn’t u agree?

Surely tho, u would know that RFK lacked the ambulatory skills to join my mother when she celebrated with Aristotle Onassis his wedding to Jackie O back in October 1968 again some two years after RFK visited with us in our summer of 1966, his assassination some 3 months earlier not, however, to the best of my knowledge putting the slightest damper on the festivities in Greece, Mr. Onassis having pulled off one incredible business deal, surrounding himself with the best and brightest money could buy, agree?

Then again according to my extraordinary mother in the week she spent getting better acquainted with Mr. Onassis not a single word was spoken between herself and Jackie O not even when in a small room where Mr. Onassis’ personal friends had gathered, a handful confiding to Royal Mater not exactly the most naïve woman in the world,

“Aristotle has gone mad.”

Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman altho possibly senile today since what else can explain her childish behavior in not communicating with me at this time, no strike that, ever since she was informed I planed to spill the beans in an effort to give peace one more chance on this great planet each and every one of us has been gifted, what goes around comes around, but with a vengeance and u would agree the ants r taking over, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction nothing is gained nor is it lost.

Think back, beginning with the voice in the back of your head telling u right now to do the right thing for the general good before seriously considering making an appointment with my cousin to have that botched frontal lobotomy taken care of.

That photo taken with Ivor Kissen wedged between our problem solving table and a one of a kind mirror now wonderfully displayed in our my CPW’s beach rental property here in the flats of Del Mar took place sometime as I mentioned in 1966, the table cloth u c in that photo is today placed on that very same table as a backdrop to a branch from which hang the most beautiful lemons gifted to my CPW Marie Dion this past Saturday by her art professor  Sebastian Capella, my hoping that she decides to keep this painting for others who appreciate good art to enjoy as opposed to simply trashing it, quite the perfectionist is Marie Dion, agree?

And of course u would be welcome any time to visit with us just call altho, like the teachers at the kids’ schools I prefer email, and for those of u who were not listening in to Mr. Forbes and I discussing our one of a kind again bullet proof, watertight business model that will become the standard for all business models in the future that will ensure each and every human being gets clean drinking water let me spell out both my email address and telephone number, the email address is gsg@sellnext.com and my telephone is United States 1-858-SEL-NEXT. Should u wish to reach Marie Dion and hear the most incredible French Canadian accent as well as someone a whole lot more articulate than me certainly in English which is her third language after math and French just call her on 1-858-WIL-NEXT altho she rarely answers her phone as a result of being so harassed by the kids’ Sperm Donor and yes we also own www.willnext.com.

Now why don’t u all take a deep breath, kick back and relax and during the deafening silence let me continue reading from this wonderful account by Robert Stewart about the life of Warren Gilker, a former American slave of Charles Engelhard.

Camp Chaleur, eventually came under the ownership of Charles Englehard, president of Englehard Minerals and Chemicals Co. of Newark, New Jersey. Gilker had a job grading lumber at a local sawmill from which he took a leave of absence during the fishing season. He was about to return to it in 1957 when, as he recounts, Englehard said: "No, I got more money than them mill people, and you're staying."

Englehard could well afford it. His vast precious metals empire was said to have controlled, among other things, the world supply of platinum. But his passion in life was salmon fishing, especially on the Cascapédia, where he kept three lodges for his family and guests: Chaleur, New Dereen and Lorne Cottage. Gilker became full-time manager of Camp Chaleur, which was reserved for Englehard's favorite guests.

Among them were Harry Oppenheimer, the South African diamond king; Robert Oppenheimer (no relation), chief builder of the atomic bomb; Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond; and band leader Benny Goodman. Warren knew them all, plus a succession of other celebrities and chief executive officers of some of the world's largest corporations. He was a particularly close friend of "the good old musician from New York," as he calls the late Benny Goodman. Bobby Orr, who is almost as good a fisherman as he was a hockey player, remains a personal pal.

He became a cherished friend of the Englehard family, frequently visiting their grand estate in Fair Hill, New Jersey, on business and social occasions. There he met the likes of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and John and Jacqueline Kennedy. He once drew giggles from a serving maid in the family mansion when he looked over a table setting of crisp white linen and a confusing array of cutlery and announced: "Don't laugh if I make a mistake. I'm a lumberjack from Canada. I'm used to eating on logs."

Life was good, but the fishing was bad. In 1960, Charles Englehard caught one salmon all season. There were two reasons why the Cascapédia, which has all the natural advantages of a great salmon river, was so bereft of fish. One was that the company that drove pulp logs down to its mill, Consolidated Bathurst, had placed a boom at the mouth of the river that blocked off access to returning salmon. The other was that poaching was running amock.
The local attitude was that "those goddamn rich Americans" had no moral right to every salmon that came upstream, so it was okay to take all you could get illegally. Poachers used nets, dynamite and weighted hooks designed to jig fish.

In 1963, Englehard asked Warren if he would replace the head warden, who was in failing health, on the condition that Warren would return to his job as camp manager when called for. He took up the challenge and launched an all-out anti-poaching campaign.

One night in the summer of 1968, he was chasing a gang of poachers at high speed when his car hit a bridge and careened into the river. The impact was such that his head and hand went through the windshield. The car sank in 20 feet of water, and he pushed so hard on the door in his struggle to get out that the handle went through his shoulder blade. He swam ashore with a broken neck, nine broken ribs and a thumb that later had to be sewn back on his hand.
"I also lost a brand new shoe I had bought that day," he says with characteristic dry humor. "People said that being a Scot, I went back to look for the shoe and that's how I almost drowned."

Warren was left with a permanently numb right hand as a neurological result of breaking the vertebrae in his neck but he had drastically cut down on poaching during his stint as the Elliot Ness of the salmon stream. After his recovery, he returned to work for the Englehard family at the Lorne Cottage camp, a fine old property once owned by the Marquis of Lorne and Princess Louise. He was replaced as chief warden by a now-famous figure on the river, ex-Toronto detective and Grande Cascapédia native Elmo Geraghty.

Gilker's success as chief warden added to the great respect he already enjoyed among all concerned in the salmon fishing community. His prestige had come in handy in a successful campaign by a local committee in 1960 to persuade Consolidated Bathurst to unplug its log boom at the river mouth on the Baie de Chaleur to allow breeding fish upstream.

The fishing had improved considerably by the late 1970s, but two new threats to the health of the river had emerged:

First, the Micmacs claimed the right to net unlimited numbers of salmon in the Baie de Chaleur and sell them commercially, a move which was to result in 1981 in an ugly confrontation between natives and Quebec provincial police on the nearby Restigouche Reserve.

Second, the Quebec government had adopted a policy of opening up private angling waters to the public, which portended reckless overfishing. It looked as if the days of the private lodges on the Cascapédia were coming to an end while the fishing would be ruined...

Mr. Forbes I don’t wear a watch, more than a decade since I began to stop keeping track of time about the same time I became convinced that the worlds stock markets to use the words of an A. G. Edwards stock broker who I just met were based on “fear and greed” not a single mathematician, physicist, actuary, risk assessment specialist like myself able to explain in simple English using any mathematical tool of their choice utilizing cray supercomputers to simulate all sorts of chaos theory models why the markets have not imploded,,, YET, to mention little of IOUs as in Interest, Oil and Uncertainlty but my sense is that time is ticking on and I have tickets for the Cavalia scheduled to begin less than a hour from now, Cavalia demonstrating the at oneness of horse and man is an offshoot of Circus De Sole which of course u would know but not necessarily everyone in this room other than if everyone here is a cookie cut of Mr. & Mrs. John HEINZ Kerry, began in Montreal Quebec which is where my CPW is from.

Marie Dion I should let u know in the interests of full disclosure informed me that I couldn’t bribe her with all the money in the world to attend this stately gathering of folks sympathetic to the cause of no “no billionaire shall be left behind” u quoting your grandfather at the start of this International War Crimes Tribunal this evening, launching Forbes Magazine in 1917 with a legacy that u correctly stated outlasted Lenin and by that I assume u don’t turn your nose up at John Lennon who like any of your communist Democratic Party comrades was equally complicit with those of u on the far right so self absorbed that u promote policies to assuage your guilt that destroy economic opportunity for those who are trying to make a living.

Finally as I replace my helmet on top of my head may I suggest u have that bullshit journalist of yours Seth Lubove, his “Good Luck” crap at the end of his Hot Water Wars article enough to make me vomit, contact me should u be interested in our Clean Water Fund project that will provide again without any government seed capital each and every human being on this planet with their most basic human right, the right to clean drinking water, first tho have him check out my last posting up on the Revlon Corporation Yahoo Message Board and then just be4 contacting me again to examine ever so carefully, “... less said the better” on the www.NextraterresTrial.com network that remains on track thanks to all of u this evening to be the number one website on the planet.

Good evening and may the Great Good Almighty SMART G-D continue to bless our Great, Great, Great President the most honorable George W. Bush.

Gary S. Gevisser

A NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE

The Rattlesnake

DogtTOo

Ps – D- for a moment I forgot who this email was being addressed to.

I did not think it appropriate to bring up the Wetherly Capital Group’s [WCG] California Agricultural Partners altho Dr. Cotter who I met immediately after this wonderful conversation with Steve Forbes assured me as we exchanged business cards that he would put me in touch with Eliot Spitzer the famous New York prosecutor of white collar criminals.

It doubtful Dr. Cotter, a physicist with a masters in business administration from the UCLA Andersen School of business was putting me on that he had lunch this past week with Elliot, u the first to suggest I should contact this cop of cops to discuss issues about another graduate of the Andersen School, my former client-partner Ms. Vicky “Sticky” Schiff of the WCG, it possible Dr. Cotter was one of her professors prior to him joining The Executive Committee [TEC] an international organization of CEOs I used to belong to, founded in 1957, the year I was born, their mission statement,

“Dedicated to Increasing the Effectiveness and Enhancing the Lives of CEOs sitting around tables bullshitting” [sic].

By the way my TEC Chairman was a guy by the name of Larry King who I hope hook up with after more than a decade on my time, motion, and space “sabbatical”, the Sabbath is now approaching and I will check this another time for comprehension.

I did let Mr. Forbes know we have solutions for ensuring each and every single human being on this planet get their basic human right, the right to clean drinking water taken care of without any government funding, i.e. corruption taken out of the equation given the type of private funding along with very serious muscle thrown in for those who dare to “fcuk” [sic] with grass roots organizations already taken shape all around the planet understanding the business of most if not all governments to prevent grass roots organizations from taking hold and spoiling the clam bake parties of their bosses who today are so well represented in the form of Ted Kennedy and Mrs. John HEINZ Kerry.

Steve Forbes while quite a trooper is certainly beginning to show his age and as incredible as it may seem I never felt the need to have one of these “phatsos” [sic] cowardly Republicans mixing in with communist Democrats get down on their hands and knees as they gobbled up the incredible display of food to provide me with more of a platform, u must see this movie To End All Wars.

Then again the more I spoke I could have sworn I noticed Steve’s vertebrae cracking under the weight of his ill-gotten gains as the one group behind again I could have sworn were lapping it all up taking ever so careful notes, my feeling at times quite terrible not having brought Pypeetoe along.

C u G-D willing on November 8^th.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Derrick Beare [mailto:Derrick.Beare@Investec.co.uk]
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 2004 12:56 AM
To: 'gsg@sellnext.com'
Subject: RE: ALP Bus Plan and Q&A

Gary I will be in Miami weekend Nov 6. Do you think we should get together to put faces to names. I can meet on the East Coast say Monday 8th November but I have to leave for London that night. Alternatively I could meet 3rd November as I have to be in Miami on the 4th. Also in the evenings if my mobile goes to voice mail call me on 0208 XXXX. db

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: 07 October 2004 01:39
To: Devin Standard
Cc: rest; Rod Smith; John Pollard; Derrick Beare
Subject: FW Bus Plan and Q&A

Devin - I am only sharing this [Bus Plan] with Derrick, Rod and John Pollard.

I only had time to take a quick look and while containing stuff dear to my heart, DNA light-laser, I couldn't help noticing that they expect to be godzillian trillion billionaires by capturing just "45% of the average target market" that alone making it a rather tough sell in my book, i.e. the folks who control the market even if 200 trillion of them could combine to knock the crap out these folks the instant they came out of the starting gates?

Then again maybe they have an idiot like Bill Gates Jr. funding them in which case lets think about setting up a meeting with them if only to read Bill and his ever so smart but scoundrel father Bill Gates Jr the riot act.

Again, I may have missed a number of things given the fact that not only am I hurried to get showered and out the door with Marie hanging for dear life on the back of the ducati as we head to Danielle's school for some fukukta principal speech explaining why the student body of some 4400 odd feel like ants but I have over 40 windows opened on my laptop just barely able to read any of the crap.

If only u had a Quickwheel in the back of your car - Let me know when I can broadcast this stuff, the first person would have to be Solly Krok who got taken for millions by Philips BV the manufacturers of this bullshit quickwheel-skateboard type device that had one hopping along the freeway with your flat tire, deemed back in the 1930s by Popular Mechanics as "unworkable."

gg  

PS - Also attached is Rod's overview.

-----Original Message-----
From: Devin Standard
Sent: Wednesday, October 06, 2004 5:16 PM
To: gary
Subject: Fwd: Bus Plan and Q&A

Gary:

This is how you can produce CLEAN WATER cost effectively. Do not broadcast this, they arre trying to raise funding. It looks quite promising.

I had a flat tire, and by the time i got home I was exhausted so I topok a nap. i am now in the office.

Hope you are well.

Rgds,

Devin