From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Ted Kimball Esq. Kimball, Tirey & St. John attorneys for Mr. Jeff Simple
Smith ¨C lord of 219A 27th St.
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Subject: Next Symposium {:}...Pushing, shoving, shoveling
bullshit...When the big fall they fall hard, especially the big, big ones...{:}
Dear
Mr. Kimball Esq;
My
partner-wife is going to be very angry with me if she reads that I have been ¡°repeatedly
pushing, shoving, shoveling blah blah¡± [sic] defenseless
people, once again.
Is
this world more topsy turvy curvy than even I thought possible given how it has
been your client ever since purchasing ¡°he¡± [sic] dream piece of dirt here in ritzy Del Mar, California doing all the
pushing ¡°sumhow¡± [sic] thinking that he would get away with now shoveling dirt
my way to mention little of Mr.
Do
u feel a little ¡°hot under the collar¡±, try opening the
window of your ¡°suit¡± [sic], careful not to make it look
like a suicide should u ¡°slip and
fall¡±?
Y
not practice now lip-syncing in the event a breath of fresh does lighten you up
as you fall to earth,
¡°I am not suicidal; I simply slipped as The
Rattlesnake put me thru sum mental gymnastics¡± [sic]!
I
assume that since u r the top dog u have the top corner office and those below
you will get the message as I now go about adding names of every single attorney
I can find on The Internet as I type away at a blinding speed the possibility
exists that a handful may work in the floors beneath you who will appreciate
what u r saying as you fly by, agree?
This
missive, u would agree, is an atypical ¡°heads up¡±, G-d forbid your secretary were to walk in
right this instant,,,
into your office and see you collapsing into a heap of tears, agree?
Would
u happen to be in the market for a kettle along with a years supply of our
family¡¯s instant Gipsy Coffee and Tea?
It
is not a matter of my way but the Digital Superhighway that will be our meeting
spot, forget arbitration, where I am quite certain u will agree with my mentor
Mr. Amos P. Wright former United States Marine and Navy, ¡°Do you give in
or fight?¡±, Mr. Wright the first to teach me, ¡°Your ¡®Yes men¡¯
will kill you¡±, agree?
Now
I could I could go on and on about the curves and the Latin derivatives of the
words ¡°shove¡± and ¡°shoveling¡± but why not simply focus on love making as u
visualize the earth starting to sink from the aggregation
of my enemies congregating on the back end of the planet to unbalance the
gravitational pull of the earth and in so doing the earth will slowly sink in
to Jupiter¡¯s satellite, agree?
Y
worry, this is the time to be happy, agree?
U
would agree my damages are mounting with each tick of the almighty clock and
should u think for a minute that u might be able to mitigate your damages by
virtue of me very much appreciating the fact that you are increasing the circle
of those people dependant
upon my communications for their insight and
You
hopeful I am on the side of the sun?
Don¡¯t
take my word for it but I for one will seriously consider bouncing off and taking
a detour to Mars, if that will bring a smile to your face, farce,
fart.
Just
before going out to a wonderful lunch with my CPW Marie Dion over at the
Wild Note Caf¨¦ in Sol
The
Wild Note just a ¡°hop-jump-and-a-scotch¡± [sic] from the west coast
residence of Joe Steinberg, president of Leucadia National Corporation [LUK] another ultra-suede orthodox Jewish
person perhaps like my one brother-in-law raised Roman thinking of
throwing his hat into the ring to become the next French C
So
confusing r titles that disappear the instant we get our acts together, and let
me thank u ever so sincerely for now being part of our dog and pony show as we go about taking over The Internet with
not a single one of us in control, each of us having a say leaving up the rest
to decide who really is concerned with doing the ¡°right thing¡± for the ¡°general
good¡± and actually doing something about it other than talking out of both ends, agree?
By
now u should fully appreciate my business model of holding peoples¡¯ feet to the fire encouraging them by
embarrassing the crap out of them if necessary to do the ¡°right thing¡± for the
¡°general good¡± teaching young and old alike
how while holding old farts in check one can have a whole of fun, fun, fun,
while beating JB, hands down, to die the richest person in
the grave, agree?
I still
believe JB to be the richest person on planet earth at least in terms of
his current ability to raise more money in the space of 72 hours than say
someone such as myself but by the time he gets to read this missive that time
frame could be dramatically reduced bearing in mind I have yet to cut a deal with
any airline to provide a real time link up to any number of my
websites, www.real-tycheck.com
comes the most to mind, agree?
Let
me now cut to the chase and of course u will be impressed
when reading Perfect Storm II all about CSI as in Chase Brass Industries given
how it was Mr.
So
just imagine what this missive is going to do to the price of your shares and
why should u care when owning your own private island the firm¡¯s Professional
Liability premium goes
thru the roof, agree?
Quite
perplexing this letter addressed to me dated September 8th signed by
a Kristin L. Conner Attorney on the ball, no strike that, law, whose name/email
address I couldn¡¯t find on your website informing me, ¡°I have been
retained by Mr.
Again
I am a rather busy person doing a whole lot of cutting and pasting which is why
at this time I only have a handful of your attorneys carbon copied.
U
should also be in receipt of this E-mail
I sent out prior to hearing the terrific news about JB on his way to
London to mention just in passing that JB despite he and I knowing each
other rather well neither of us yet to communicate via email and altho I could,
if I really gave it a atomsecond of thought, get hold of JB¡¯s email address thus increasing the circle of people dependant
on my ¡°incite¡± [sic], but this way both of us have a
way to save face when asked, ¡°What do u think of so and so?¡± both of us
programmed to answer simply, ¡°Sic, sic¡± [sic], agree?
I
could place a call to one of his assistants who may have seen the ad I placed
some 15 years ago in the South African Times, A NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE,
and believing everything he-she reads simply sends me JB¡¯s entire
mailing list and within 24 hours I could be the richest person on the planet
but such a victory would be rather hollow considering JB could be dead
of a heart attack and be long since buried in simple box, agree?
Not
that I would really care about my reputation in this ¡°Dog eat God¡± [sic] world,
in the end finding someone else to blame or even suggesting that I was only
¡°kidding¡± when I was also given the numbers as well as secret passwords to JB's
bank accounts all over the world including his new world headquarters in
Timbuktu, so much so that the 3,000 odd folks blind copied on that last
broadcasted missive to my one programmer Adam,
the same with this missive, representing a statistically valid sampling of the
world¡¯s literate population, a good number may be so distracted that they
wouldn¡¯t remember and the balance in all likelihood couldn¡¯t care less, agree?
Bear
in mind that the person who filed the criminal complaint against me as seen in
the ¡°once again¡± hyperlink got a number of facts wrong despite being a
pathologist beginning with marking me down, signing the complaint,
¡°under penalty of perjury¡± as being some 5 years younger than my
biological age which may have been Dr. John Ben Stewart¡¯s way of saying,
¡°Sorry, just mitigating my damages, my
adding 3 inches to your height is also again because I feel u to be a giant of
a man, but how the hell am I going to get over portraying u as sum phat slob 40 pounds over your fighting
weight of 140 pounds unless I use the excuse that I ran out space while wanting
to throw in after the 180 pounds the word ¡®kryptonite¡¯ but in the end I can
always blame my biological daughter, once again¡± [sic].
Mr.
Kimball, for all I know if my amazing father gets wind of your law firm¡¯s ¡°funny games¡± he could decide to take a quick detour to 1202 Kettner Boulevard,
Third Floor, San Diego, California 92101, telephone number 1-619-231-1421, ¡°facsmile¡± [sic] 1-619-234-7692, on his way
over to South Africa to dive bomb the crap of out of the remaining Nazi
bastards who aggregated in a colorful variety of religious congregations in the
country of my birth when most of the world thought the 3rd Reich had
seen better days, agree?
Not
every one it seems figuring out that Earnest Oppenheimer and Sons not to be confused with William E.
Simons
and Sons, clients of the Wetherly
Capital Group, were just about to have a whole lot of fun and
games with just some 40 odd million South African people of color, agree?
U
doing okay, need breather?
Incredible
that there is this a Pilates workout gym right next door to your client¡¯s world
headquarters?
Now
I don¡¯t believe we have met which may get u ¡°sumwhat¡± [sic] off the hook but I have this
thing about detesting those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the
limits of their small authority, i.e. evil does not come in the form of a
pointed tail or pitched fork.
When
the big fall they fall hard, especially the big, big ones, agree
A
little confusing since
And
to think it all started out such a loving relationship.
But
how quickly my wife turning down his ¡°sex a trios¡±, that the answer ¡°No!¡± turns him into a beast.
Suffice
to say not only would I appreciate you letting Kristin know that altho I could
do with a helping hand from my coach-writer
I was not born, exactly, yesterday, my assuming in fact this Kristin L. Connor
is someone associated with your law firm that Simple Smith didn¡¯t
simply get hold of your stationary and invent this Conner character aware that
one our boy¡¯s best friend¡¯s first name is Conner?
So
what we have here is just another big ¡°phatso¡± [sic] playing victim?
These
communications will all be shared with folks all over the universe including
those on planets yet to be discovered, my spelling out to how to deal on a
day to day basis with people that don¡¯t understand the simple word, ¡°No!¡±
The
record
tho, is quite clear with regard to a Mr. Jeff Simple
Smith who may have chosen to go with a full on Lilly white
wheaty eating white shoe law firm given his egregious misconduct all spelled
out quite clearly in this ¡°simple¡± hyperlink, Mr. LT ¡°DOG¡±
Dougherty Esq, Smith¡¯s prior attorney failing horribly, but not dumb enuf to
shoot such pitiful ¡°poison tipped arrows¡± wouldn¡¯t u
agree?
Prior
to ¡°hanging up my
gloves¡± I did in fact coach the most rapacious SCALs [Shareholder
Class Action Litigators] how to respond to fast balls
thrown at or near head and Kristin¡¯s is as close as I have seen anyone coming
out of a white shoes law firm throwing the most pitiful softball.
Moreover,
you should take a look at poor, poor, Gary S. Gevisser, 5 feet 8 inches tall
when at full stretch which require my hunched shoulders be pulled apart on the
one hand by the likes of Devin Standard and the other by the likes
of Michael Grant, never once to the best of my
knowledge weighing more than 140 pounds although at age 47 feeling as good as I
did when 15 years of age playing full-on tackle rugby, perhaps as much as 24
inches shorter than Mr. Jeff Simple
Smith and possibly 200 pounds lighter to mention most of all I happen to
pride myself on being a man of peace.
Despite
English not being my first language I make it my business even when dealing
with the likes of Simple Smith, thank G-D there not that many
amongst us so monstrous, to derive great satisfaction in exercising due care, ducking low, while letting such split personalities know never to
barge into my property unannounced to mention little of him while taking up a
whole lot of space seeing nothing wrong in stinking up the place, my m
Now that I know there are at least 2 monsters of the same of mold I must therefore
question whether G-D forgot to break the mold, my thinking was that the good
Sum
Things
Are
Built
tT¡Þ
Last.
Evolution?
Bear
in mind it is possible that poor Simple Smith is only about 6
feet 5 inches tall and perhaps not much more than 300 pounds of pure fat given
the fact that I have yet to come close to looking this pitiful specimen in the
eyes given his incredible growl, his ¡°Jesus and hide¡±
[sic] character rather transparent tho, to a ¡°risk assessment¡±
specialist.
With
all that said may I suggest u assign the responsibility of having Kristin
ponder my next move, again this all assumes you don¡¯t have him him-her
handcuffed for at a minimum being so incredibly rude using your firm¡¯s
stationary without a license, no strike that, without a work visa, no strike
that,,, well u get the picture assuming again u can even find this other money talks testosterone clad
nincompoop.
I take
additional pleasure in informing you that each and every one of the partners in
your law firm if in fact u have been cleared to practice witchcraft, no strike
that, mouth to mouth verbal diarrhea may be jointly and severally liable for
acts of slander and/or liable, even the suggestion that I would resort to
violence is enough to make me see red, but to actually accuse me, a midget,
again everything is relative in this ¡°Dog eat God¡± [sic] world of ¡°repeatedly
pushing, shoving, blah blah¡± [sic] is enuf for me vomit were it not so
pitifully comedic, again Kristin could have me confused with Bonnie?
May
I suggest if Kristin returns to your offices that u have him-her get down
immediately on his-her hands and knees and beg forgiveness from our good
And
yes it goes without saying the Internal Rate of Return for those partnered in
my intellectual property about to skyrocket, the ¡°ir¡± hyperlink in the ¡°circle¡±
way up above taking you to a posting on the Revlon Corporation Yahoo message
board that pretty much speaks for itself altho there were a handful of folks
who felt that because they operated very much ¡°within their box¡±
they needed more amplification which is what I did with this communiqu¨¦ to Derrick
Beare, JB¡¯s nephew, DB still looking forward to making 10 Godzilla million zillions on a video I have
of me filming him driving a golf ball off a tee into my elbow when he and I
were traveling the world doing a whole lot of business-personal.
JB¡¯s biggest problem I believe
with investing 1 billion Euros in my intellectual property is whether he ¡°gives up¡± by
investing with me now or down the road when it becomes evident even to the
childish-senile like my extraordinary
mother that I have beaten him ¡°hands down¡± to die the
richest person in the grave.
Not
all that astonishing in our rather dysfunctional society that Simple
Smith would be ¡°pushing
his luck¡± but for an attorney in this day and age to take a
client at his-her word without first checking out the facts is ludicrous
wouldn¡¯t u agree, or just good business-personal?
Simple Smith in many ways,
fair-skinned rugby linebacker type who possibly didn¡¯t know to stop boozing
after his playing days were over, very much like my CPW¡¯s former husband
Dr. John Ben Stewart?
If
there is anything that I have written that does not make perfect sense let me
know so that I can run a correction piece on websites I don¡¯t own and of course
this all assumes u were not idiotic enuf to jump out the window.
Remember,
it is all game, the game of life like the game of chess getting your opponent
to play to your advantage.
Gary
S. Gevisser
A
NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE
The
Rattlesnake
DogtTOo
Ps ¨C
My wife just informed that 10 minutes ago at
