From: Gary S. Gevisser 
Sent:
Thursday, October 07, 2004 5:48 PM
To: Alan Friedman
Cc: rest; Guy Friedman; JRK@class-action-law.com); Sam Haim
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Dear Mr. Friedman – Your goose is cooked. Beg for mercy.

 

Yesterday I was visiting with my right wing cowardly Republican “leave no billionaire behind” friend and former landlord less than a block from the Pacific “Oshon” [sic], Greg be4 building up quite the real estate portfolio a staunch supporter of the Democratic Communist Party whose leadership are so self absorbed that they promote policies to assuage their guilt that destroy economic opportunity for those who are trying to make a living, thank G-D for our great, great President George W. Bush, no doubt private bankers all around the world will continue to purchase our worthless United States Treasury Bills even if Mrs. Theresa HEINZ Kerry continues to feed the masses with all her bullshit. 

 

With that said, please examine the email communications between myself and attorney R. Perry who seemed at first to be quite sympathetic towards you,

 

I think that you should not rely upon emai messages, and if you want to

sell your property you better get it in writing.

 

Recognize the fact that u stated unequivocally, “YES WE HAVE A DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!” leaving me with little choice but to keep hammering away at your cowardice, no strike that, u r either incompetent or culpable, take your pick, unless u can provide me with a good argument why I should do otherwise, agree?

 

Bear in mind I just “fell on the sword” letting the world know amongst a number of things how willing I am to sacrifice myself just so that my Super Italian Greyhound gets his licks in.

 

Yes, Mr. Friedman most folks having a little sense of the high stakes poker games played at the highest ends of the totem pole by the most rapacious litigators in the world would assume I have absolutely not only proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have not lost my mind but more importantly r realizing with each tick of the almighty clock that there is hope for them recovering from generations of poor parenting, agree?

 

Taking on someone such as my pal Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk who while appearing several times on TV is not exactly a household a name as Bill Lerach and Melvyn Weiss of Milberg Weiss-Lerach but very possibly a whole lot richer, all such “skilled and experienced” litigators having a distinctly different philosophy to me altho if we were to participate in the next Olympics depending upon who else we can get to join in could have us all coming away smiling from ear to ear, u would agree that G-D gave us 2 ears so that we would listen to the heartbeat of the universe twice as hard as we speak, agree?

 

U would also naturally agree that sitting around a table bullshitting should be an Olympic event catering to the biggest bullshitters of all time so appealing to folks like Mr. JRK, Dr. John Pollard, Dr. Glenn Soppe, my “fix it man”, along with the party man of all time Mr. Derrick Beare who would prefer I cut out all the bullshit, give up on the losers here in the United States, meet with him on November 8th in Miami and live out the rest of our lives drinking Martinis, traveling the world watching the best soccer athletes show off their remarkable skills, find a way to entice both our incredible partner-wives who should Derrick or I be run over by a cement truck would given not only how rich they would be but happy as a lark to be rid of us able to get the pick of the crop and in no time at all control the entire world.

 

And there u thought I had no “method my madness”, agree?

 

The thought of course did occur to me that Po-li “Footsak” Pollak the new poster boy for the Democratic Communist Party and college mate of Devin Standard the executor of my estate may have somehow managed to bribe Derrick to distract me from getting out the votes on this rather important day, agree?

 

On the other hand it is more likely Derrick Beare could care less about us crybabies given his knowledge that not much is really going “tTOo” [sic] change unless every single person on the planet gets with the program and embraces our Clean Water Fund project addressing first and foremost the most basic human right, my Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion quite the artist-mathematician coming up at dinner after attending her daughter’s school with a number of excellent suggestions as I was still in the recovery stage feeling “used and abused.”

 

I am “sumwhat” [sic] convinced the whole purpose of getting the parents together at the Torrey Pines High School where it wouldn’t surprise me if more than a handful of the teachers were very much directing the drug trafficking was to give us a sense of why their kids feel like ants, some 4,400 odd students clustered today, the layout much like the patterns of the universe, beehive shaped, u know what I mean?

 

Actually I thought the school was rather well designed certainly from the standpoint of a good number perhaps half of the classrooms having excellent cross ventilation and terrific lighting the rest not fit to house my poor, poor, dog Pypeetoe, then again Pypeetoe cannot be that choosy these days since he pretty much lives on the street, my having been evicted from my one of a kind beach studio altho the Sheriff has yet to arrive and I assume it is just a matter of time be4 I will be placed in handcuffs and tossed possibly from a dizzy height out of the top offices of AIG overlooking Wall Street hopefully landing in the same spots where there remain markings of a terrorist attack going back to 1907 when the fundamentals of the economy were a whole lot better than they r today, the strength of the U.S. economy in 1907 u would most certainly agree a whole lot “better” [sic] than in 1929 when while there is no record of anyone jumping out of any Wall Street building the father of our one neighbor here in Del Mar, California almost got killed by a man committing suicide in of all places Los Angeles, the city of Angels?

 

With that said, u have exactly 24 hours to work out a deal with me. I believe but I cannot be certain my Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion will throw in $100, the same amount of money she contributed to have the birds of paradise cut in the backyard of my studio, that Mr. Jeff Simple Smith let go to rot in his campaign of “shoveling dirt.”

 

Off now to meet with Steve Forbes of Forbes Magazine. Please wish me good fortune.

 

Gary