From: Gary S. Gevisser
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To: JPHILLIPS@LOEB.COM
Cc: rest;
Subject: Next Symposium {:}....your...view of the world...{:}
Jerry
– I don¡¯t expect u to subscribe to my doctrine and u know perfectly well I am
exceedingly aware of those folks who protest to others that they don¡¯t have the
time to read my missives given their hectic, mostly out of control lives but
then again few folks know me as well as u, especially as it pertains to my
ability going back just a couple of months shy of 2 decades when we first
became acquainted to be not only ever so quiet but to state things very
succinctly.
Then
again back then it didn¡¯t take me very long to get ¡°my arms around¡± our ¡°target market¡±, like a red light, once u
have seen one u have seen them all which is not to suggest that every single
independent insurance agent would be dumb enough not to charge a high enough
price to afford them the luxury of working by and large 3 days a week less than
24 hours in total leaving them enough time to play golf no less than 3 times a
week and if I have any of these absolute facts incorrect please do not hesitate
to let me know, remember our business was based on the 3Rs, referrals, renewals and relatives.
Until
such time as I know precisely every member of my audience, requiring a lot of ¡°back and forth¡±, it
can get rather tiring as well as boring, which is why I like to go ¡°up and
down¡± so as to remain
Sum
Things
Are
Built
tT¡Ä
Last.
Evolution?
Then
again I am not someone who has ever bought in the bs of owning a fraction of a
market which simply allows the 1000 pound gorilla to join up with another 1000 pound
gorilla to merge with the 800 pound gorilla the 3 of them clap handies as they
dance around the mulberry bush until such time as they stamp u out coming out
of the starting gates, pink slip to boot, agree?
Reaching,
however, each and every single literate human being on the planet and then some
requires that u grant me the liberty of spelling out my view of world in more
words than the likes of Amos Wright probably consider
¡°gentlemanly.¡±
When
u have the time I would like your comments on this E-mai I sent out
earlier that I am in the process of editing, so tough when one has to get by in
this world ¡°just upon a smile¡± not having the likes of the Insurance Marketing Services Inc.¡¯s
women ¡°to cover¡± even more difficult when hell
bent on solving the problems of the world, agree?
And
of course having a good sense of humor works wonders for one¡¯s sex life those
of us not quite as equipped as my heavyweight-fighter friend Michael Grant, at the same time Michael
has to earn more money than the average Lilly White Wheaty Eating South African
such as myself to feed his incredible body that I am quite certain my partner-wife
at least dreams about, regularly, u surely agree, with Marie Dion,
¡°If women were on
permanent PMS they wouldn¡¯t put up with any of the bullshit!¡±
I
thought u might like this part of the earlier missive to the boyfriend of one
of my very first girlfriends who will vouch for the fact that we never had sex.
Jerry,
perhaps I never made it clear enough in my phone message the other day that had
u respond with a very thoughtful email that if u happen to have just one single
corporate client in a ¡°life and death¡± battle with the likes of Milberg
Weiss I know of a number of ¡°quick fix¡± defense remedies that
wont cost your clients an ¡°arm
and a leg¡±.
More
importantly they don¡¯t require even a basic knowledge of rocket science simply
common sense.
At the
same time if your clients r not all that familiar with the insidious business
of Shareholder Class Action Lawsuits and r that very small fraction of
honest, hard working folk competing for capital on any number of stock
exchanges around the planet where the best interests of the shareholders rarely
if ever get placed before the best interests of the so-called ¡°professionals¡±
who make lots of hay as they create bottlenecks forcing the greedy m
And
I would be willing to bet my bottom dollar that your clients would surely want
to chat with me, willing to wave my hourly rate of $300,000 per hour, at least
for the first ¨ö hour, agree?
And
remember Jerry altho I am not an attorney the ¡°attorney-client¡± privilege to
the best of my knowledge continues to belong with the client, agree?
And
for all u know more than a handful of Loeb and Loeb clients are already tuned
into my missives watching to see how u and your fellow partners respond,
accordingly.
Sooner
rather than later, agree?
To
be
Not
to be counted, is the one rather important question that does in fact require
perhaps a little more than 100 IQ points which is why I copy Po-li Footsak Pollak a one-time regular
on the Fox Network.
There
is always the possibility I could contact your one client and my former boss George Nordhaus who might be looking to
make not just a fast buck but a very big buck putting on a seminar
tT¡Ä
for not only the 30 odd thousand independent insurance agents both here as well
as in C
The
cries of the momworker63s, widows, orphans, and pensioners may not at
this time be reaching peak elevation given the fact that they are presently
competing against the mainstream media with all their hot air but when the ¡°twist¡± occurs, remember it is common
knowledge that the magnetic poles are well on their way to ¡°reversing¡±
once again as they do every 780,000 odd years, watch out is all I can say for
those folks at the bottom of the pyramid who seem so incredibly in tune with
what I am say, these days, agree?
Us Occidentals
so fricken caught up in our ¡°God eat God¡± [sic] world enough to
make a starving person, tired of blood and over priced bubble gum, mom
ready to strike,,,, no strike that, ready to simply sit quietly at his-her
keyboard watching guys and gals in their expensive suits shake all the way to
their boots, agree?
Amos
Wright tells me that he is quite certain u were born in South Africa which
means there is a good chance u r familiar with the word ¡°footsak¡±?
I
would really like to get on to the Fox Network and debate Po-li Footsak
Pollak in the flesh, can u help me out?
More
importantly, what would it take for u to put me in touch with the prosecutors
seeking indictments against the law firm of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and
Lerach and please don¡¯t wish me any more ¡°Good lucks¡±, certainly as it applies
to the father of the executor of my estate.
And remember my friend Jerry it¡¯s not
class warfare that I am encouraging by questioning the fairness of the tax
codes throughout the world that allows the rich to get richer, the poor when
eventually dirt poor to be sent in ¡°harms way¡±, its class welfare I am
questioning.
Need I also remind u that I am a member
of the favored class.
I am
simply hell bent on creating one tribe based on competency with a healthy dose
of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me the Good,
Nothing
I find more distasteful than seeing someone like Kenneth Standard who has
possibly never once violated the laws of the land head up a communist union of some 72,000 attorneys, the
quintessential ¡°cloak and dagger¡± body promoting
mediocrity, an outgrowth of the Bell Shaped Curve, agree?
Can
u at least explain to me how it came to pass such an illustrious body operating
in the State of New York that houses the City of New York where there is this
Statue of Liberty that has greeted the downtrodden escaping tyranny and
suffering of epic proportions was not able to nail shut the coffin of the most
abominable corporation to have ever surfaced on the face of planet earth,
causing more suffering and death to what many of us know to be the first
peoples of the planet making the Holocaust exactly what?
Sinful
that the DeBeers Diamond Cartel with their prostitutes primarily my fellow
Jewish brothers operating on 47th Street in New York City without a
fricken care in the world as their pimps to this day continue to wreck havoc,
quite an eyesore?
It¡¯s
the offspring of the ¡°elitists¡± who continue the charade, ¡°We r here to
civilize the unruly¡± that we must extend our greatest pity at this time as the
Digital Age opens up New Beginnings, the truth shall set you free, agree?
Such
a shame my good friend¡¯s father is simply incapable at this stage of his
privileged life to turn his back on his constituency even thou the legacy he would
leave behind of cleaning up the muck would do wonders for his next go around to
mention little of his children and grandchildren, agree?
So
what will be your legacy, my beginning to think more at this time of what I
will communicating to Deborah ¡°set-up¡± Sturman Esq., first tho, it is
time to head to the beach.
Be
well.
[Word
count 1907]
