From: Neil Gould
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To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Next Symposium {:}... sweetseeper shotguns...hair...
ejaculation...This world would be far better off...{:}
Hi gary
I m
recognising
them , I realised that I had disappeared up my
own Cloaca.
Who would hv thought that a Gevisser could do that to me. You were
such a small quiet handsome kid and as I went up the Gevisser scale Jonathan,
It is
obvious that you have the mind of a genius, perceiving the world in a way that
others cant. Mensa or shMensa,
they thought I was so crazy that they sent me to see many Shrinks most of whom come to me today for councelling
in order to distinguish reality from illusions
You really
made the skin on my body rise when you remembered the Neils hairdresser story. I read
it with tears, not knowing why but something tells me I was at least remembered
for that at
Can you
imagine a teacher looking at the length of yr hair? Then get flapped for either
having a typical Neils Chunk scooped out for not having seen me in my plush
Carmel Toilet rooms, where I executed my trade with as much care as I could,
considering that my training was non existant.
I still cant understand how a barber can cut with layers that fit so
well. Anyhow I never gave a guarantee to the students who were all desperate.
Thank god
for the Yamulka. It had many uses.
a) Arnold Schachat would pull the inner layer out and use it as a
SARFI to put over the broken neck of a bottle as a filter to draw his
dagga
b)
c) Neils clientel
would use it to cover the chunks of missing hair during the haircut inspection
d) larry sheer
would make a hole between the outer an dinner layer to keep his 5cent pieces
hidden so he didnt hv to
lend you money
e) It is rumoured that a one
f) and to
be honest I used to hv the franchise for squeezing
Joel friedmans chrbs. The
white sebum showed up well on the black Yarmi
You are
quite right about the way teachers made us feel. It is a fact that they
themselves were not qualified nor did they understand
that a little Ritalin would hv made the world of
difference to most of us who were suffering from ADHD (attention deficit
disorder).
I am
reasonably successfull today with a family 3 kids. I
had to cross a major divide earlier on betwen what I
wanted to do and what the teachers said would happen to me. Most of them are
dead and I dont shed a tear at all. There were a few
exceptions, Like Noriskin, Evian and funnily enough Mevrou Bell who had the last laugh. i
met her son recently.
Did you
know she was not ever an Afrikaner. She kept this a secret. She was full
blooded English and her son praises the jewish
community who assited her through many of her secret
desires such as getting a University degree at 72yrs old.
As per yr
request I enclose some Pics of me and my wife jackie and my son Jake 18, Daughte
Liat 16 and Little Neil gould
exact " Zachary 11
Pls send
me another one of you and yrs but not with a bloody light in the middle
Keep Well
neil
P>S>
I will be in the
