From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, August 06, 2004 12:35 PM
To: Michael Willis
Cc: rest; Dad; DEW@kgrlaw.com; Del Mar Times - Editor; DDruker; CCrawford; Letters@washpost.com
Subject: Next Symposium {:}...Heinz...Coke... United States Attorney...boned up the ass...screw...Times...re?{:}

 

Again Aloha  – it seems that by leaving out the F in your email address the powers that b governing The Internet were not able to figure out that not only was this “Heinz-blood” communiqué directed at u, my buddies, the world famous Willis Brothers but more importantly there is every likelihood u stayed glued to your TV-Computer screen-s all night long along with folks from all over the world anxiously awaiting my next move, agree?

 

Not much good come from just fricken talking about “balancing things out” but giving the likes of u a “fighting chance” to mention even less of how Ms. Lori Goetz et al must be feeling a little ancy these days, agree?

 

I am now also working on a follow up email to this one I sent on Wednesday which u can access at your convenience by clicking on Coca Cola which is not a suggestion that u go out and rob a convenience shop to mention in passing the false hope so deeply imbedded in your rather superficial surfing column that gets published weekly in the Del Mar Times, agree?

 

And if u think I am simply jealous, u bet your bottom dollar along with “preying” [sic], u get some rest, wake up, and join in helping “phatsos” [sic] around the planet, lazy bones to boot, get with the program, agree?

 

Perhaps more importantly some 90 minutes ago I got off 2 back-to-back phone conversations, the first beginning at 9:15 AM PST lasting 27 minutes and 24 seconds and the second beginning at 9:44 AM PST lasting 37 minutes and 24 seconds with a supposedly Senior Assistant United States Attorney, Mr. Richard Robinson Esq. perhaps not fully up to speed on how I have painstakingly gone about protecting myself deciding, however, that I had given him sufficient details of “criminal misconduct” to bring a Ms. Kathy Budig on to the line but in pushing a wrong button Mr. Robinson Esq. was forced to call me back a second time, the roughly minute gap allowing me to do all of 60 pushups.

 

Telegraphing one’s punches many would argue not all that smart unless of course one has not mastered the “art of lunacy” although when describing my failure as a business tutor at a “Crappy 3^rd World University” I mentioned ever so briefly how it didn’t take my students all that long to figure out after I told them that all we teach at business school is how to perfect the “art of larceny” that these still somewhat impressionable folk would be better off joining up with the Willis Brothers, located on Cedros Avenue, Solana Beach, California, USA, just a “hop jump and a scotch” [sic] from Jeff Simple Smith’s hangout located at 444 South Cedros Avenue, suite 170, Solana Beach.

 

To mention ever so briefly in passing the importance of my email list that constitutes an incredible pain in the butt 4 my ever dwindling number of adversaries, again relatively speaking, to mention little of the list being a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s literate population to mention even less “Stupid Statistics”, my making notes of our 2 conversations including my willingness to take a lie detector test on the back of one of our JoNathan’s DUH! calendar pages which reads,

 

Of all the people ever born 7.7 percent are alive right now, which means that more dumb people are alive today than ever before – and more smart people. This creates the double whammy of making us feel dumber by association and dumber by comparison.

 

Just be4 the battery on cell phone ran out of juice and of course I never got in to the subject of my one former boss, Alan Austin, playing golf with OJ Simpson the day “The Juice” committed a double homicide, Mr. Robinson Esq. was saying something along the lines of my sending him my resume leaving me no time to ask this Senior Assistant United States Attorney tasked with taking on former United States Attorneys with possibly deeper pockets today than yours truly assuming of course I were forced to sell my art at “fire sale liquidation” prices whether he and Ms. Budig had seen what I had posted up on the Anheuser Bush website earlier today addressing the all important subject of Quantum Mechanics as well as of perhaps less importance how it came about that the 2 Grand Juries investigating criminal misconduct by the law firm of Milberg Weiss just so happen to be so incredibly public their airing thanks in no small measure to the likes of bought and paid for journalists such as Emily Lambert and Robert Lenzner of Forbes Magazine.

 

C u in the “serf” [sic].

 

Gg

 

Ps – Former United States Marine and Navy Officer, Mr. Amos P. Wright, somehow knew to call me soon after my cell phone went dead on a landline, quite rightly concerned about our GREAT GREAT President George W. Bush being reelected, Amos voicing the need for me to protect my “flank” and not rely on folks up against very seasoned United States and United States Justice Department Attorneys who today not only have very deep pockets having effectively leveraged their “public service” to land themselves in the “pound seats” of the private sector who know only “tT∞ well” [sic] if I am allowed to present the evidence in possession of “criminal misconduct” to support what appears to be rather good evidence already in their possession, more likely than not more than a handful of the most powerful, richest attorneys on the planet will spend the rest of their careers in prison running the risk of being “boned up the ass by bubba”, unlikely tho, they would engage me to perform “risk assessment” services while locked up, agree?

 

Ps I – Hopefully be4 lunch today I will complete the email I began several days ago to Mr. Richard Earnest, the Mayor of Del Mar, California, which assuming I screw up your email address once again u will still be able to access by clicking on the previous hyperlink.

 

Ps II – U surely not surprised to hear that I am not the only one anxiously awaiting how u go about expressing your opinions on these rather important subjects in the next Willis Brothers column in the Del Mar Times, agree?

 

 

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