From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Thursday, August 05, 2004 7:35 PM
To:
Lawrence T. “Dog” Dougherty attorney for Mr. Jeff Simple and Cheryl Smith
Cc: rest; Lester.Houtz@bartlit-beck.com;
Jeff SimpleSmith; JRK@class-action-law.com; Mark Culp - FBI; WBsurFing@hotmail.com; Adam Birnbaum-Principal Planner-City of Del Mar

Subject: Next Symposium {:}...Mrs. Theresa Heinz...blood splattered Africa...Kill Pypeetoe

 

Mr. “Dog” [sic] – Please forgive me if I exceed the 100 word email I helped my incredible Partner-Wife Marie Dion pull together to Realtor Lori Goetz earlier this afternoon, baring in mind that all I did was the typing suggesting that instead of just copying Ms. Goetz’s principal PW MDcopy the world!” after she threw the words at me in what first appeared to be French when in fact I later found out were simply expletives in Portuguese while managing to sketch out what no doubt will be another excellent oil painting, the missive to Ms. Goetz taking PW MD less time to compose than it took me to type and u should know that even without voice recognition software I can type at speeds approaching 150 wpm.

 

Would u know if Mrs. Theresa Heinz-Kerry speaks Portuguese and whether she was in possibly blood splattered Mozambique perhaps even getting a private audience with Attorney General of the United States Mr. Robert F. Kennedy given how both Mrs. Heinz and RFK flew in the same circles?

 

Surely u can help me access what the United States Justice Department’s record reflect in terms of what took place when United States Attorney General RFK visited South Africa in our summer of 1966?

 

Why not tho, enjoy say a BUD and get back to me at your convenience about making a suggestion

 

Or

 

“tT∞” [sic] in terms of what should be included in my next “Annhowzer Booze” [sic] post.

 

I will begin with spelling out loud and clear,

 

It is not class warfare that I am encouraging. It is class welfare I am questioning. And I am a member of the favored class.

 

To repeat, in a nutshell, I detest as much as those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil does not come in the form of a pointed tail

 

Or

 

Pitched fork, folks who straddle from one tax jurisdiction to the next, one neighborhood to the next, one county to the next, one state to the next, back and forth, train after yacht having made an art of their craft enjoying the fruits of a class welfare system, u know what I mean jellybean?

 

Commissions such as the California Coastal Commission so high and mighty that the likes of the world famous Willis Surfing Brothers don’t have despite their connection with the surf and waves the foggiest notion of why it is that they have to get on their hands and knees, beg the rich who pass by their digs on Cedros Avenue

 

Or

 

Who they “prey” [sic] will not bump in to them in the surf while visiting where The Turf Meets The Surf to launder a pocket full of pennies, hoping those who read their “feel good” column in the Del Mar Times will see fit to toss their way some of the crumbs coming from “Trickle down economics”, agree?

 

Out with the poor and downtrodden as war clouds loom, generation after generation of elitists perfecting a welfare system such as the one that currently prospers so well here in the backyards of mainstream USA, the super rich so incredibly smart at playing off those on the far right and the far left who meet time and again to have their clambakes.

 

And all that one needs as proof is to look no further than the business of SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] who ensure that simple construction folk like your client Jeff Simple Smith get a bone once in a while courtesy once again of the California Coastal Commission, agree?

 

It is just a matter of time be4 even the likes of the Willis Brothers who “mean well” get fully up to speed, agree?

 

Such a shame to have to play the game for so long not realizing the damage it has done one’s brain patterns that even in the most washed out surfer’s most demented state they are a hell lot smarter than both u and your client together, agree?

 

And should serfers wake up to the extent to which they have been had, then all I can say is “Watch Out”, agree?

 

More than a handful of FBI type folks all around the world searching for things such as SAM missiles with suitcase size nuclear devices armed and ready to go thinking a whole lot differently than they did this time yesterday, agree?

 

Then consider for the moment the number of people I have met in this relatively brief stay on Mother Earth beginning with my first encounter with 2 of my extraordinary mother’s models which u c in this photo that along with quite an interesting story about me bursting into tears was published a few days after I was born in a local Durban, South Africa newspaper, then add them the folks I skated with in ice-shows long be4 hitting the big time gig at the ripe old age of 10 on the infamous train ride from Zurich Switzerland to Kitzbuel Austria back in December 1967 soon after my mother had her first noticeable stroke at the age of 38 when she briefly lost her handbag containing the family’s “Crown Jewels”.

 

Now would not be a good time to call Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman in Wiveliscombe, Somerset, England, Tele #, direct dialing from the USA, 011-44-1-98-46—24-0-88 since the next stroke could very well be her last my poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, extraordinary mother much like your client’s other tenant Ms. K who rents the house in front of my studio while “ducking for cover” pleas for “karma” as your incredibly passive aggressive client pushes his out of control weight around our backyard, busting things left and right as a pretext to come in and “maintain” his piece of dirt.

 

Sidebar to Mr. Adam Birnbaum, Principal Planner at the City of Del Mar: Adam, feel free to visit with me anytime. Just give me a 10 minutes “heads up” by calling USA 1-858-SEL-NEXT.

 

Oh what a high price we pay when settling for temporary piece of mind, short-circuits to boot!

 

Now your client while refusing to send me any more emails tells me that his incredibly valuable piece of dirt will be reduced in value unless he puts back that section of the fence which I had removed which separates my studio from the house my Partner-Wife Marie Dion rents next door.

 

Sidebar to the Willis Brothers: R u getting my drift?

 

Mr. Dog, u won’t mind if I keep out the “sic”, just do your level best to keep the thought “harassment” in the back of your head along with the term, “quiet enjoyment” and then ponder why u would have the person who served me yet again this afternoon with a Three-Day Notice to Quit insisting that I leave my studio, bash through the very professional gate that your client I believe bust when leaning his “phatso” [sic] torso against it earlier this afternoon, race along the side of my PW MD’s residence, slip along the over watered garden crack my head open, all my marbles falling out just to hand me another notice to kill my dog, agree?

 

The separation anxiety really so necessary which will force me to visit once again with Mr. Dick Heckman’s ex-wife and c if she will let me work from her patio overlooking Dog Beach perhaps, this founder of US Filter’s former wife might even let me have the best looking models in all of California wear sandwich boards protesting this inhumane treatment just to get me to quit be4 supposedly my lease runs out next February, agree?

 

To mention a lot again of Simple Simple Construction King Jeff Simple Smith invading my space farting his head off once again so much so that my poor, poor dog Pypeetoe who was visiting with my “rich chick” PW MD started balling his head off.

 

Poor, poor, poor Pypeetoe.

 

Furthermore, I not only traveled all the way this morning at the “crack of dawn” through the Red Light District of Del Mar, saw no violators to speak of, waved hello as I passed the Willis Brothers’ residence-s be4 parking my Mini Cooper S in the parking lot of 444 South Cedros Avenue to c if when handing over the monies for this month’s rent and curing the Three-Day Notice to Pay Rent which I received yesterday your client might offer me a reasonable explanation why he objects so strongly to my poor, poor, poor, dog Pypeetoe keeping me company when I am in my studio residence, agree?

 

Simple Smith’s ears tho appeared blocked with cauliflower which I detest perhaps as much as folks who go around in circles thinking the masses will continue listening to the bs of the Willis Brothers who again, “mean well”, and the likes of MichaelFictitious” Moore.

 

Could it be that when one takes into consideration all the people I have met in my brief life, not that I am as big a social butterfly as say King Golden Jr. Esq.

 

Or

 

Any member of the Washington Bunch most of all former National Security Councilspook”, my “come-lien” [sic] pal Roger W. Robinson

 

Or

 

Veronica and Randolph Hearst

 

Or

 

Even our JoNathan who not yet 12 is collecting friends like there is no tomorrow, no wonder he asks me only once a day to come surfing with him, this not so poor, poor, poor kid is simply beginning to understand how important it is to use one’s time ever so wisely, agree?

 

So just consider for the moment that I never met anyone else than those that I have mentioned above and add to them the more than a handful of Jewish people I met on the same trip back in 1967 when I was first introduced to my private Swiss banker touring places like Jerusalem which is located in the State of Israel, and then think of those Roman Catholics at St. Peters who begged my mother to have me join the ranks of the altar boys with a shoe in to being the first Jewish Pope and then imagine if u will, assuming u have not fallen asleep, asleep, asleep, the reaction of these folks coming to terms with the rot that builds up in one’s head the result of being hooked on entitlement programs.

 

And then think if I get my one tenant Mr. Silas to produce a movie that has certain really hot chick and guy scenes shot on 27th Street here in Del Mar which gets dubbed in 42 languages using folks like the BBC to get the word out so much so that Del Mar becomes the vacation spot for dog lovers from all over the world, terrific idea, agree?

 

And should for whatever reason Mr. Silas have problems getting distribution in the US there is first this company called Leucadia National Corporation, the top dog who lives in Solana Beach once bought fish from me, LUK perhaps still having an ownership interest in a movie house chain but given the ongoing issues I have Joe’s $6 billion joint venture partner, Warren “BO” Buffet, your client Mr. Simple Smith so reminding me of this babble mouth it is not at all funny, as an alternative I could simply pick up the phone to say that Jewish brother of mine who co-produced Private Ryan with my father’s first cousin’s son, Gary Levinson, twisting Gary’s arm to then put in a good word with his partner who has almost as big a nose as me, my agreeing possibly to keep my big mouth shut in terms of how Gary Levinson’s grandfather once went about salting gold mines in South Africa.    

 

Good Day,

 

Gg

The Rattlesnake

 

Ps – The quicker we all get to know one another better the greater the likelihood of world peace coming about in this lifetime.

 

[word count 1981]