From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, August 05, 2004 1:30 PM
To: Lawrence T. Dougherty attorney for Mr.
Cc: rest;
Jeff Simple Smith;
Glenn S.
Warren; Lori
Goetz; JRK@class-action-law.com;
WBsurfing@hotmail.com;
Mark Culp-FBI
Subject: FW: You
Mr.
Dougherty ¨C Just after
¡°What¡¯s up?
When will u have to move
out?¡±
It
took me I would say all of 45 seconds to connect the dots between a rapacious
out of control landlord such as your client
Moreover
when one¡¯s authority for issuing such permits stems from the California Coastal
Commission who happen to be a rather omnipotent group of happy go lucky folk
who thru the loving kindness of bought and paid for politicians wield quite
awesome authority, agree?
Serving
exactly who other than those folks with enough larceny in their hearts to build
in to their ¡°cost of goods¡± the ¡°cost of getting caught¡±, u know what I mean
jellybean?
So
do u perhaps understand why I copy not one but several law enforcement offices
all around the world in addition to the San Diego Chapter of the FBI which u
must surely know stands for Federal Bureau of INVESTIGATION.
At
precisely 8:33 AM PST this morning a truly incredibly helpful lady by the name
of Ruthie who I assume diligently works at your previous law firm ever so
kindly provided me with your email address and to reciprocate this generosity I
tried desperately to give her my one website address, www.NextraTerresTrial.com which
covers all sorts of interesting subjects including the rights of employees to
know everything they need to know about not altogether unimportant matters such
as Employee Liability insurance policies that protect companies and individuals
from going broke in the event one their employees were to sue say when calling
someone like Ruthie into the office and harassing her but in a rather mild
mannered way beginning along the following lines:
¡°Ruthie, please understand no one is upset with u
for giving out Mr. Lawrence T. Dougherty¡¯s email address, it is simply a
coincidence that we are starting to retrench in anticipation of The Rattlesnake
ultimately being totally effective in bringing lawsuits to an end and our
business model while perfected by liars such as former President Bill Clinton
who made an art of explaining the difference between ¡°is¡± and ¡°is¡±, this
reduction in force should not, however, cause much of rif between u and anyone
else but in the event u think there is more to all this like possibly your age
and our ability to hire someone half your age, u know the job market for
teenagers is the worst it has been here in the United States of America in the last
50 years here is $100,000 in $100 bills because we want u to sign this release
agreement along with a Confidentiality Agreement right this very minute us
knowing full well that there is a great likelihood that once u get home with
nothing else to do but examine your belly button which gets boring after a
while u will get on to The Internet, punch in our law firm¡¯s name and the email
that Gary S. Gevisser is sending out today to Mr. Lawrence T. Dougherty could
be viewed by a host of other possibly more desperate attorneys than ourselves,
just ask The Rattlesnake¡¯s china TU¡± [sic].
Mr.
Dougherty, would u mind if I abbreviated your last name to ¡°Dog¡±, unfortunately
on the Three-Day Notice to Pay Rent handed to me yesterday by a truly
wonderful gentleman who despite being clean cut,
tall, handsome, and like most Americans more than likely 2 paychecks from being
out on the street, was as confused as I was in terms of how your one client
Mr.
Could
it simply be a Freudian slip on his part
Some
real estate agent here in the southland whispering ¡°sweet nothings¡± in his ear that he
could one day, G-D willing, be the proud owner of a double lot, agree?
The
better the evidence the better the proof, agree?
Suffice
to say that when handing a check over to u Mr. Simple around 8AM
PST this morning he once again wanted to engage me in his monologue and again
to repeat the words of my PW MD,
¡°When the dialogue becomes ¡°tT¡Þ¡±
monologues it is the beginning of the end¡± [sic].
After
suggesting words to the effect that he seek anger m
Again
that is my opinion, but go ahead and call Mr. JRK, USA 1-619-238-1333 extension
24 who I am quite certain will never wear that shirt u c in the previous
hyperlink out in public again, agree?
And
while u r at it always beginning by asking this rather ¡°skilled and experienced¡± attorney about my ¡°credibility¡± to get to the ¡°meat of the matter¡± in rather short order when need be, have
him convey to u to pass on to me exactly what he has done with the copies of
the irrefutable ¡°smoking gun evidence¡±
of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Communist Party with direct ties to both the California Coastal Commission and Mr.
So
what do u think came first, the chicken
The
egg?
More
importantly, when last did u know of anyone with anywhere near close to my net
worth willing to ¡°risk¡± wasting the time of folks
like the FBI?
Now
u get on your hands and knees this very minute and give my 10,000 pushups,
followed 250,000 sit-ups and please remember to breath in to the count of 5 all
thru the nose and out to the count of 5 all thru the nose and when
transitioning into the Pilates bicycle maneuver always please, please, please
even when hearing the pleas of momworker63 don¡¯t forget to stretch your toes, u
doing okay?
Interesting
that right next door to Simple Smith¡¯s Studio 170 at
More
interesting to some of my readers must be the thoughts that go thru his head as
he watches these incredibly in shape folk go about their paces, agree?
Included
in the blind copy section of some 1500 odd folk is my cousin Dr. Barry Molk
who is a rather successful cardiologist who if one has the patience to hang
around his assembly line production facility in Denver, Colorado, Colorado a
State within the United States of America he would probably give both u and
Simple Smith a terrific deal if u were to each purchase a pacemaker, then again
I would begin by negotiating with Barry for the purchase of say 10?
My
incredibly bright, beautiful to die for just stopped by the studio and invited
me for lunch, the time 1:15 PM PST giving me exactly 5 minutes to complete this
email which I will check possibly next week, certainly be4 meeting with agents
from the FBI and the United States Attorneys office.
As
much as I subscribe to trying to resolve conflict without going the lawsuit
route when one has squeezed in enough times into one¡¯s ¡°cost of sales¡± the
¡°cost of getting caught¡± so easy to afford the likes of Simple Smith¡¯s
one henchman who after taking photos of me from his oversized truck for some
reason thinking that because of my ugly-duck looks
I would hide behind my poor poor dog Pypeetoe who I
am hopeful will get at least the same amount per year in sponsorship
as the $10 million settlement I vetted with
U
know of course poking fun at folks as first prescribed in the mainstream media
by Ida Tarbell at the turn of the last century only works if in fact one has
the remnants of a conscience, agree?
While
I was ducking for cover in the wonderfully manicured bushes alongside 444 South
Cedros Avenue my dog Pypeetoe along with my PW¡¯s
dog Maggie was back at 27th Street standing guard over both our
residences, every so often darting out to use my own digital camera to obscure
this muscle bound character from getting a good shot and embarrassing me even
more when he sold such a photo say to the National Enquirer seeking a new
improved NextraTerresTrial look which did not prevent this incredible giant
from trying to run me over as I blew him the sweetest kisses imaginable,
drawing once again on my extraordinary mother¡¯s Charm School teachings and very
fortunately for your client et al the good
Now
I must leave first to feed the dogs some of their highly nutritious food
bearing in mind that Mr. JRK has been
holding back for sum reason in inviting Pypeetoe and I for his customary $88 Porterhouse
Steak cooked very rare medium, courtesy of the incredible staff at Rainwaters, the powerhouse lunch restaurant in downtown San
Diego where some of the more successful attorneys like Mr. JRK of Finkelstein & Krinsk who
have their ¡°own skin in the game¡± in going to war with the most
rapacious out of control white collar criminals on wall street can afford such
basic necessities as opposed to the likes of u who only make a buck by charging
pitifully realizing that if u resolve the conflict in a matter of tT
tT s your children will be lucky to go even to public day-care school
with peanut butter sandwiches versus the caviar spreads afforded the likes of
Mr. and Mrs. JRK¡¯s offspring.
Should
you wish to serve me properly with what Simple Smith says is a violation of my
lease agreement with the former owner of this property that was sold according
to Simpole Smith by his ingenious method of ¡°locking
up both real estate agents¡± so as to prevent another real estate
inflationary bidding war which while laudable may not have been in the seller¡¯s
best interests which is why I copy the California Realty Board on this
communiqu¨¦ as well as the FBI and the Los Angeles United States Attorney¡¯s office
tasked with investigating all white collar crimes, my making a point when
teaching young kids not to play G-D and distinguish between a petty crime like
making money off the Red Light District of Del Mar and those folks Mr. JRK and
Messrs Weiss and Lerach go after for very serious bucks because in the end once
one acknowledges and is resigned into even thinking that crime pays it is just
a matter of time be4 we turn a blind eye to real evil such as Mr. Hitler, a
subject matter I have covered ad nausea in recent times, my last broadcasted
communiqu¨¦ to my china TU last evening after trying once again to get your
client to reason seems to have been incredibly well received all over the
world, TU so far today having possibly smartened up that he is now beat.
As
mentioned earlier I did finally m
¡°We are out solving the problems of the world.
Kindly leave your message and
The
purpose of my call as I stated on the voice recorder was to seek assistance
once again from mother who came up with the original wording of the ad A
NAME FROM HERE WHICH YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE that I ran only once in the
South African Sunday Times, the terrific reaction of folks knowing that I was
someone to be trusted not only in keeping my big mouth shut but having the
wherewithal to assist them in dealing in the draconian Apartheid Laws put in
place by the South African Nationalist Nazi Government at the behest of South
African Oppenhiemer family who along with the American Charles Engelhard
conspired to subvert American Anti-Trust laws on the books going back over a
hundred years not exactly falling on deaf ears even the South African Secret
Police who decided that they needed in on the action visiting me the very next
day at my offices in the rather exclusive building, 100 Wilshire Blvd on the
corner of Ocean Avenue and Wilshire Blvd in Santa Monica overlooking Santa
Monica Bay, it not taking me all that long to figure out that these two
gentlemen where not simply wanting to enjoy the incredible view that stretched
as far away as Malibu which is north of Santa Monica all the way down to the
tip of South America which u may know was at one time joined at the hip to the
continent of Africa.
Point
being u be sure to let me know how far back in time u want me to go with the
¡°discovery¡± and u and the United States Court will get my full cooperation.
To
repeat what I told Simple Smith who after asking me to leave then wanted to
give me another hand written document in addition to the receipt he provided me
for now being ¡°fully paid up¡± such a document I believe but I
cannot be certain related to him wanting me to have poor poor
Pypteetoe euth
For
that matter one, possibly more may in fact be honest but I think u would agree
we should leave it up California voters to make up their minds come this
November 8th, wouldn¡¯t u agree.
Naturally
there is always the possibility that the document Mr.
Yours
truly,
Gary
S. Gevisser
The
Rattlesnake.
Ps
¨C Simple Smith as he chewed on wire and spat out nails mumbled something about
coming on to my property to put back the section of fence I removed having
received permission from the real estate agent who rented me my studio although
I didn¡¯t get such permission in writing while at the same time Simpole Smith letting me know something about ¡°poles¡± but I
was already on my way out with my tail between my legs shaking from head to toe
as his henchman flexed his incredible muscles placing his right hand so far
down his pants that if he pulled the trigger I was going to respond by
explaining once again my ¡°risk assessment¡± business while
never never never failing
to promote my website www.NextraTerresTrial.com.
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