From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 5:20 PM
To:
Alan Friedman
Cc:
Devin Standard; Roy Essakow; Cliff Benn; M Wolman; Rabbi Abner Weiss; JRK@class-action-law.com; FBI; DianaH@nytimes.com; KingDelMar
Subject: Next Symposium {:}...quick...sale...1431...1421...knock...Oprah...{:}

 

Alan ¨C let me know if u

 

Or

 

Anyone else u know mite be still interested in purchasing this one of a kind property, my having taking the liberty of keeping u abreast of the latest developments including sharing with u the thoughtful words of a close friend seemingly imploring me to use pinups of my smiling Partner-Wife Marie Dion to facilitate selling 1431 Stanford Street, located in Santa Monica, California, just one digit away from that all-important 1421, my taking the liberty of also suggesting to my tenants copied on this missive along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world¡¯s literate population that they get with the program while money is going ¡°dirt cheap¡±, buy me out,

 

Or

 

Find someone else with a less pessimistic view of real estate as in,

 

¡°the world must be the greatest place right now with prices going to the moon¡±

 

and earn for themselves a ¡°quick¡± 1% commission, ok?

 

I am beginning at this time to work on a communiqu¨¦ to Partners Professor Aaron Brown and Melvyn ¡°Mweissman¡± Weiss Esquire, which can be accessed in due course by clicking on this ¡°Backup...TART¡± hyperlink.

 

Thinking of rat perhaps it is time to communicate once again with Mr. George Money Talks Hurst Esq and King Golden Jr. Esq. et al including Howard Stern who pseudo liberal intellectuals such as the Goldens who hang with Money Talks¡¯ bigoted clients love to ¡°hate¡±, have u read the Tate Report?

 

Never will King Golden, Valerie Schulte Esq., myself as well as increasing numbers of folks throughout the planet ever forget the image of King and Valerie getting on their hands and knees in a Roman Catholic Church just across the border here on the western tip of the North American Continent after a Mexican Federale on a motorcycle after ¡°tipping my hand¡± showing him Howard Stern¡¯s best selling book Private Parts let us off the ¡°hook.¡±

 

So, Alan, who do u think is going cooku these days, don¡¯t hesitate to either forward this missive on to everyone u know

 

Or

 

Simply do as others around the world prefer, send me your mail list in a format acceptable to Outlook, agree?

 

While writing this missive I continue to focus intently on my ¡°risk assessment¡± business, the New York Stock Exchange closing at 10,240.29, the time now according ¡°tT¡Þ the¡± [sic] New York Times, 7:42 PM ET, so very important to note,

 

¡°Lance Armstrong Pulls A-head¡± [sic].

 

Sidebar to victims of the far left and right:

 

Where¡¯s your sense of humor these days Diana Henriques & all your co-victims?

 

What¡¯s left, of your conscience, beginning to prick, irritating your colons?

 

What about simply your wrists Diana?

 

At least let us know how when it comes time to reprint your best seller book, The White Sharks of Wall Street which possibly does a whole lot more to open the door, wider, ¡°tT¡Þ¡± [sic] boardrooms without u having to ¡°straddle tT¡Þ much¡± [sic] to include in the forward reference to the pivotal role u played in bringing to my attention the multi-million dollar class action lawsuit jury award that Federal Judge Jack B. Weinstein mentioned in his landmark ¡°reversal¡±, okay?

 

Remind me if the Tax Reform Act of 1978 was intended to ¡°clamp down¡± on the likes of Joe Seigal of Seigal Trading located on LaSalle Street in downtown Chicago, just a ¡°hop-jump-and-a-scotch¡± [sic] from the Chicago Board of Trade, being ¡°pigs at the trough¡±,

 

Or

 

Would u say it simply opened up more avenues to help the likes of the Hunt Brothers of Texas think themselves so smart that they could corner the silver market in the same way my uncle David Gevisser assisted his primary benefactor, American Charles Englehard of Engelhard Chemical & Supply Company of New Jersey, United States, ¡°control¡± the world supply of platinum, hi there uncle David, hi cousin Mark Gevisser.

 

Diana, I am so looking forward to my next conversation with my incredible father, Bernard Nathan Gevisser who did more than most Lilly White Wheaty Eating South Africans of his generation in dive-bombing the crap out of the Nazi bastards, agree?

 

Now Diana get down this very minute, spread your legs, stretch your toes, breath in to the count of 5 all through the nose and out to the count of 5 all through the nose, while not covered in the Pilates video, mentioned, however, time and again in my extraordinary mother¡¯s ¡°THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A REAL MAN¡± [sic], tighten your buttocks immediately, stomach in, head straight, shoulders back, now give me 5,000 push-ups, followed by 10,000 sit-ups and if it helps u pass the time thinking of having sex my good white friend Derrick

 

Or

 

More of a mixture Alvero, not to forget your preferred choice of Devin Standard given the access the executor of my estate continues, at this time, to have to his father, Kenneth Standard Esq., the current President of the New York State Bar Association, no doubt the Almighty SMART G-D will also confirm u dream of losing yourself in Michael Grant¡¯s chest, agree?

 

Finally, Diana, please continue to help my war chest by expanding your deafening silences.

 

Alan, one can only wonder if King Golden, the former poster boy for the Democratic Communist Party, hi Po-li Pollak, in celebrating his youngest kid¡¯s birthday today will have the mind set to at least hide in his backyard office, not quite the perfect spot to have a dalliance especially if one¡¯s secretary keeps a recording of your ¡°heavy breathing¡±, to mention in passing Mr. Golden¡¯s oversized freezer bag containing the most potent weed cultivated, harvested and distributed in the poorer section of Del Mar, California where wood constructed houses so enjoyed by termites, his future ancestors, r getting quite the ¡°Head Start¡± to be possibly shared with Dr. JBS, my Partner-Wife¡¯s former husband in attendance, very much keeping track of things, agree?

 

So what do u think the underwriters for San Diego Memorial Hospital¡¯s pathology department Professional Liability insurance policy must make of this pathological doctor¡¯s ¡°state of mind¡± his ¡°poor eyesight¡± the ¡°tip of the iceberg¡± in terms of his gross misconduct beginning with his unilateral decision to cut the child support check written in favor of his one former wife geared toward neutralizing his ¡°poor breeding¡±, his stupefying antics on September 8th 2002 followed 3 days later with his reckless abandonment of the truth, now very much in ¡°black and white¡±, agree?

 

Alan, when last did u examine in as much depth as me the inflation rate here in southern California?

 

Wouldn¡¯t u agree it is just a matter of moments in the space of time be4 it will be all butt impossible for the next generation to find not the 10 cents on the dollar but more likely the 1 cent on the dollar to pick up bank foreclosed properties,,, did u hear the pin drop, u recall of course the overnight 50% drop in the Nikkei Index a decade

 

Or

 

So ago?

 

Mrs. Sarah Golden Jr. who received her PhD from Berkeley University perhaps not coming ¡°top of the class¡±, woe to blame my PW Marie Dion who in addition to taking care of Dr. JBS¡¯ pigsty, raising kids, farm animals to boot, received for all her hard work a honorable mention in Ms. Golden¡¯s thesis followed by a ¡°kick in the pants¡±,,, payback time, big time, agree?

 

Perhaps Ms. SG thinking more and more of going by her maiden name, today a big shot in Washington DC in the Head Start ¡°Pogrom¡± [sic]?

 

Time 4 each of us to question our priorities?

 

No longer will the next generation accept the excuse from the old farts,

 

¡°How was I to know, if only I knew, then I could have,,, If not now then when?¡±

                                                                

So Alan just click on

 

Get it straight

Change your

Fate.

 

To c what is next in store for the Money Talks folks.

 

The time is 16:57 PM PST and I have committed to our JoNathan that even if the surf at 27th Street has not picked up we will travel far and wide in search of the Perfect Storm, never, never, never to forget Perfect Storm II that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt my very first website, wwww.footsak.com would stand the test of time, agree?

 

JoNathan earlier today to use his words, ¡°blew me off¡± letting me know that we will go ¡°searching far and wide later... lets check out Swammies!¡± as I read back to him the previous paragraph since he decided to ¡°blow off¡± the Golden birthday party choosing to go skateboarding with his friend Connor.

 

I am still waiting to hear back from Ron Jr, ¡°knock on wood¡± he hasn¡¯t decided to join a paramilitary organization believing that he will get sponsorship from JoNathan¡¯s bigoted Sperm Donor, quite the perfect match with King Golden his left wing neighbor never once in all the years I hung with the Goldens did I ever c a person of color come thru their front door, their Hispanic slaves while getting the outhouse must have felt much like my nannies when growing up in South Africa during the 1960s and 70s, incredible how little things change, time passing by, getting slower, however, with each tick of the clock, as the Next Generation begin to compute at light speed, time standing still, just moments away in the space of time, where only in Deep Space is time relative, perspective a function of degrees, nothing quite like the number 36.

 

PW MD¡¯s IN-FINITY quite captivating, infinite possibilities, within our world to do good

 

Or

 

Evil, Number the essence of all things, agree?

 

DNA

Next tT¡Þ

Breeding is everything!

 

Alan, would u ¡°has-id¡± [sic] a guess how many times Nicholas Oppenheimer the current scion of DeBeers has clicked on to the Footsak website

 

Or

 

Like Po-li Pollak has in his ¡°Preferences¡± a handful of my communiqu¨¦s that r continuously being updated with a hyperlink

 

Or

 

tT¡Þ.

 

Earlier in the day, Connor¡¯s mother, a former neighbor of my Partner-Wife Marie Dion who stayed at our beach house here in Del Mar while we were in Machu Picchu, Peru perfecting a bullet-proof solution for solving all the problems of the world called letting me know that her house located on Barbados Way in Del Mar is now on the market and should sell for around 50% more than what PW MD sold her house to a Ms. Helen of Troy sum 8 months ago.

 

I think most would agree that 13414 Barbados Way is at least ¡°head and shoulders¡± superior in ¡°sum¡± [sic] measure due to serving as a ¡°noise buffer¡± for the new owner, Ms. Helen of Troy, Interstate 5, if one continues far enough south takes u to the base of Machu Peru and then of course one still has to get to the top, agree?

 

U think this is going ¡°over the top¡±?

 

I received several suggestions already that the best way to get Oprah Winfrey¡¯s attention in doing a follow on TV show other than the obvious and have Cliff Benn ship out a boatload of Durban Poison is 4 me to address the need for women around the world not just in Africa who haven¡¯t allowed their testosterone to interfere with their sequencing to stand tall with my PW MD, that instead of beginning the missive with

 

¡°When the dialogue becomes tT¡Þ monologues it is the beginning of the end¡± [sic].

 

Or

 

¡°This wor.d would be far better off if women were on permanent PMS so that they wouldn't put up with any of the bullshit¡± [sic].

 

Or

 

¡°Moved

Off

Balance

By

Educated

Diks¡± [sic]!

 

Simply tell the story of,

 

¡°How a blind man with perfect vision leading his Service God with only vaccination papers in hand all in the service of G-D, give G-D a hand, has twice now traveled across the United States, stopping off in Washington DC, visiting with every security service known to man, both GG and Pypeetoe crying aloud while reading the engraving on the Internal Revenue Service building on Constitution Avenue,

 

¡°TAXES ARE THE PRICE WE PAY FOR A CIVILIZED SOCIETY¡±,

 

be4 crossing several international manmade borders, feeling the effects of the ¡°twist¡± occurring at the Equator as the magnetic field surrounding planet earth ¡°reverses¡±, GG¡¯s book Manager Minute One all about being SMART from Minute One about to ¡°splash down¡±, Neil Armstrong hopefully along with Sebastian Capella in attendance, GG and Pypeetoe eventually prancing their way time and again to the top of Machu Picchu.

 

Poor poor Pypeetoe, all feet, no teeth to his bark and afraid of the dark catching the tip of his perfect white tail in an entrance door, blood splattering everywhere, tears galore, ending with quite the Huffffffffff!

 

Silence is golden in Deep Space, Hear O...---...¡± [sic].

 

Alan, although the 4% commission Ms. Nancy and her soon to be ex-husband will be paying, undoubtedly contributing in no small measure to the ¡°inflationary bidding war¡± it could at the same time as more folks come to realize the past, the future all come together in the present, ¡°place a dent¡± in the festivities, as u know Del Mar is where the Turf meets the Surf, to mention in passing the urgency Ms. Nancy may have felt, not much to be gained in continuing to kibitz with me given my ¡°colorful¡± rendition of how incredibly close the fundamentals of the United States economy resembles that of the Weimar Republic in Germany where a loaf of bread in the 1930s required a barrel full of D. Marks, agree?

 

The likes of Ron Jr. and his Nazi rhetoric perfectly understandable when one considers the frustration of kids with formal education will soon begin competing amongst themselves for scraps, the slow boat to China one option as minimum wage jobs here in the United States soon go at a premium, to mention in passing our neighbor next door, a former music teacher at Julliard informing us the other evening how immediately after her father back in 1930 miraculously escaped death when a man in committing suicide decide to pay no attention to the pedestrians passing immediately below his office building perhaps not as well schooled in Newton¡¯s principle, ¡°4 every action there is a reaction¡± decided to head west where folks back then barely cried over losing money, pulled out a shovel and toiled the soil, although Mary¡¯s father was dentist.

 

So much so 4 the embodiment of a people ¡°made up¡± of all show, values out the window, agree?

 

Quite interesting how John McEnroe in this week¡¯s edition of Time Magazine with that idiot Michael ¡°Fictitious¡± Moore on the cover seeming like he has cleaned up his pitiful act, commenting,

 

¡°No. It tells me there¡¯s a lot of money out there. I wouldn¡¯t say it¡¯s stupid money. I wouldn¡¯t totally dog it. I would rather have a piece of art than stock.¡±

 

In response to the 10th and final question,

 

You¡¯re also a big art collector and dealer. Prices for impressionists and modern masters are going off the charts. What does this tell you? Is this stupid-money time again?

 

Perhaps, Alan, some of our displaced youth r so desperate they will soon start stealing ¡°bread money¡± possibly a helmet laying around in the hope of bribing say the manager of an In N Out Burger operation, much like ¡°slotting fees¡± to get shelf space in a supermarket controlled by say a friend of Bill ¡°Wallpaper Kitchen¡± Clinton

 

Or

 

¡°key money¡± which was so prevalent when I purchased 1431 Stanford Street back in February 1987, to mention in passing the failure of 2 of my tenants to answer the question,

 

What do u recall as the conditions under which I agreed to rent u one of my prized possessions...?

 

Alan, don¡¯t forget to scroll down the page contained in the previous hyperlink to where Ms. Erma states so succinctly in avoiding my question,

 

¡°Since relaying messages is what I'm best at, Rabbi Weiss has advised me that he does not give out his e-mail address.  I'm really not able to be an intermediary....in the future please find what ever other way suits you of communicating directly to him.¡±

 

Now assuming u have not got bored with all this take a look at words that came out of our JoNathan¡¯s mouth last night as our bonfire roared,

 

FIGHT 4 YOUR RIGHT

2 GET INSINK AND TAKE A DRINK

 

U CARE? BE FAIR AND SHARE

BEWARE

DON¡¯T BE PIG AND SHARE A SWIG

 

JUST THINK WOULD YOU WANT TO

DRINK WATER FROM THE SINK WHEN THE

WATER STINKS

 

DON¡¯T SIT AND WHINE WHEN YOUR

WATER IS SO FINE. FINE WINE... BEAU VIN

 

DON¡¯T SIT AND COMPLAIN CUZ YOUR

WATER IS PLAIN. STAIN RAIN

 

DON¡¯T BE BLIND RINSE YOUR MIND

SEE WHAT YOU FIND

 

Now may I suggest assuming your head doesn¡¯t ache as much as mine u examine carefully the communications that followed tenant Erma serving as quite the ¡°intermediary¡±, Rabbi Weiss informing me some time later, I deeply regret that our contact was severed some time ago, the most recent missive taking place on June 9th.

 

Take care,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

Ps ¨C Any thoughts on why a United States Foreign Service Diplomat in charge of feeding foreign journalists ¡°a line

 

Or

 

tT¡Þ¡± [sic] having in the past 24 hours learned ¡°a thing

 

Or

 

tT¡Þ¡± [sic] about my incredibly optimistic view might be of service to me especially once he gets wind of the grass roots effort arising out of the clouds, the masses catching on to PW MD¡¯s business model that with one chess move, already in the works, will result inevitably in all the problems of the world being solved well be4 Mr. Warren ¡°BO¡± Buffet¡¯s doomsday scenario plays out, agree?

 

U recall of course Mr. Buffet is the ¡°control¡± person at the former clothing company, Berkshire Hathaway, which simply serves as a front for his insurance empire very much underwater, agree?

 

911, however, quite the ¡°Godsend¡± [sic] for this ¡°crook of crooks¡±, agree?

 

The media at this time ¡°hunkering down¡± only willing to take on every so often the ¡°pawns¡±, agree?

 

Bearing in mind, however, I play the game of chess which like the game of life is getting one¡¯s opponent to play to your advantage, a little differently then your average, short, midget sized arms, incredibly big nosed offspring of an orangutan which does a terrific job of camouflaging my large ears, just heard the train passing by, once again.

 

No rest for the wicked.

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Alan Friedman [mailto:arf@mdrealtycorp.com]
Sent:
Monday, May 05, 2003 2:22 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject:

 

Gary, thanks for your cooperation in trying to put together a successful transaction at 1431 Stanford Ave. I'm waiting to here from by client. I will get back to you as soon as possible!!!!!  By the way, Shawn was very helpful in showing the units.

I just spoke to my client...... here's his offer. He would purchase the building "as is" no more inspections!!! No termite, no contingencies at all. All cash to you, 60 day escrow, or sooner or longer, just depends how long it would take to vacate all units. Sale price $1,450,000 which encludes a $50,000 commission to my company.

If this is satisfactory to you, I will procede to write the offer and get a deposit check from my client.

Please get back to me as soon as possible.

Thank you again for all your help.

Sincerely, Alan Friedman

(310) 202-9166 ex. 403