From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Tuesday, June 24, 2003 2:19 PM
To: 'david@davidaltman.net'
Cc: rest
Subject: When the dialogue becomes too monologues it is the beginning of the end.

 

 

David, good afternoon tu u altho 4 all I no u are in Timpucktu?

 

Once my computer doesn’t indicate a spelling error I simply move on without even bothering with hyperlinks which will make things much easier for the average Joe Blow like u and me.

 

I haven’t heard from u in a while and thout that there is the possibility that the email address I have 4 u is incorrect but now Michael A. has confirmed the one I have is ok which is a good indicator that u are at least getting the emails I blind copy u on even if u delete them, most importantly I am happy u are alive.

 

I happened to catch a quick glimpse of the Miss Universe competition the other week and thout there was a chance u would be the one doing the honors?

 

U will undoubtedly remember my “goodwill” gesture sum time back and I certainly remember your words of gratitude that followed but u also know that I am a businessman believing that one good turn deserves another sumtimes more; leverage being the name of game and of course u guessed right I am not only about tu leverage my rather good name tu “hell & hi-water” which almost got sunk were it not 4 having at my side an incredibly honest woman willing to risk the loss of her too children but perhaps more importantly having been incredibly fortunate to have a fair judge presiding in Superior Court, San Diego, back on October 24th 2002.

 

Not a single day goes by when I don’t give thanks to the “G-d Almighty” altho I have always known how to count my blessings without tho speaking much about it.

 

Numbers do not lie, nor can the hand of G-d be ignored 4 the simple reason that there isn’t an actuary alive today who is worth “their salt” capable of expressing precisely why the markets all around the world and I am not talking just about the stock market have not yet imploded given the inculpable levels of “Chaos” surrounding the entire planet.

 

Risk Assessment is my business and there are perhaps no more than a handful of people in the world who appreciate how rather good I am in this category. It is one thing 4 for me to assert that I was a “good” rugby player or that I am “the greatest lover” in the world which are just my opinions that cannot be proven nor can they be disproved but in having kept very careful track of my “wins, draws and losses” it shouldn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that I know my shit along with the fact that I go to the bathroom less than the average Joe Blow & on each occasion I am called tu task by G-D-Nature I am reminded that my shit does stink, my senses not dulled from what tu many is at least an every day experience. Even my dog who follows me around nite and day can only handle so much.

 

Talking of which, earlier today at 7:30AM PST to be precise I ran into my buddy Jerri who told me that his son Ryan along with his buddy were not able tu handle the one day job of sanding of their ocean front porch, having apparently left the “work site” soon after I left them the other day returning to The Cave while they “buggered” off tu a surf shop up in Encinitas which is a good 15 minutes away leaving the house unlocked.

 

Now I have only heard Jerri’s side of the story but apparently only after they were “fired” did they eventually get the job completed, taking the too of them all of 3 days, bringing their hourly rate closer in line with Chinese laborers “slaving” away trying to get the trains in places like “Machu Picchu” to run on time, now remember I wore dark glasses most of the time and I am going color blind.

 

I mentioned to Jerri to look out 4 this email promising him that it wouldn’t take more than 3 visits to the bathroom and although I assured him that I am capable of brief, moreover, precise, letting Jerri know that back in my youth I ran a company 4 all of 5 years perhaps tu the day never once do I recall sending out a memo, email had not yet stepped foot onto the stage, certainly I don’t recalling actually scripting one single note let alone give a speech that said more than, “Thank u 4 cuming”, bearing in mind tho that the first communication consisted of a flowchart showing the entire organization of IMS how to go tu the bathroom without clogging up the sewer system spelling out in no uncertain terms that the “Fish Rots From The Head Down” which u can click on tu the previous hyperlink 4 the Greek translation, not to be confused with Pou ine ena kalo elliniko estiatorio? which translates into Where is a good Greek restaurant?

 

Moments earlier a very sweet but determined lady waiting in line at this fukukta Starbucks just down from The Cave had asked me to leash my dog,

 

I have a rabbit hound who if given half the chance would make mincemeat out of your dog and why don’t u at the same time feed your poor animal” [sic]?

 

By the time I was done with this lady who I thout said something about heading up “all publications and promotions 4 the unified school district” [sic] altho it could have just simply been “promotions for the University of California San Diego, not only had I sold at least one more yet to be published Manager Minute One I was given the name of a local literary agent who several people agreed “is one of the top 3 agents in the Wor.d” [sic], tu mention little of the 8 business cards I handed out by the time I reached the top of the stairs leading up that fukukta Union Bank owned and operated by Japanese, at least the last time I was in there I thout the General Manager was going to eat me after I saw him come out of the back area with just the fibula & tibia strung thru his nose of another customer held together, it seemed, by dental floss which showed at least sum passthru of ancestral hygiene to mention little of the 250+ pound fortunately or unfortunately deceased customer who looked quite healthy just 3 minutes prior.

 

So much to do and so little time, yet enuf time tu smell the blessings from above, agree?

 

No doubt even u would be surprised by the amount of communication I have put out over the past going on 8 years since I “rolled” into town to give u a hand having to do a whole lot more than just talk which actually didn’t come all that easy to me until very recently when I woke up to the fact that the people who do the most talking are mostly, like Polie Pollak, King Golden Jr Esq, Dr. JBS, George G. Hurst Esq., Sammy “Shoe Shine” Haim, Kathryn Murray, Newell Starks, Warren “BO” Buffet, most if not all the folks on my “delete list”, never tu forget the Wetherly Capital folks who masterminded & rigged the recent California Gubernatorial elections, + just a handful more, depending how big a hand one has, are all full of shit, agree?

 

U will also undoubtedly remember one of Solly Krok’s favorite expressions, “There is no such thing as a bad business only bad business people.”

 

Back on September 2nd of last year I sent our buddy the Right Honorable Minister of Finance 4 South Africa, Mr. Trevor Manuel, an E-mail that caut a number of peoples’ attention and I purposely use the plural since I remain somewhat confused on this one subject matter of whether in fact we are all one species.

 

Suffice to say this idiot chose not to respond to my “call tu arms” and thout perhaps that by ignoring me I would move on to play another chess game or too which in fact I did, constantly tho winding up my left arm to the point that my left shoulder is now hurting. If my significant other were reading this she would say, “U are such a whiner, blah blah” and then suggest I go and play golf knowing that would be the death of me.

 

It is unlikely Marie would ever suggest I play a game that keeps who very possibly have twisted minds being somersaulted further into oblivion which of course is not a bad thing considering the damage they could be doing at home raising children.

 

The “G-d Almighty” hyperlink to Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk is one of the more recent of my emails but if u have the time particularly if u haven’t been to toilet today it will take u on a lite journey and u should know by now with the media “knocking on my doorstep” at least I assume it is Mr. Riddle, the Executive Producer of KUSI TV, I am now on a 9+ journey thru life with my travel companion, cum significant other, Marie.

 

In the course of the next 72 hours perhaps less I will be sending out a barrage of emails aimed at getting folks more into line, thinking more alike, putting aside their differences albeit as my eldest brother says,

 

Great

Minds

Never

Think

Alike!

 

Most folks it seems wake up in the morning first looking into their crystal ball thinking about how the stock markets around the world are going to perform and go tu bed either drunk from the exhaustion of not knowing whether it makes any sense to get up in the morning sum no doubt hoping that the nightmare will end, tu mention just in passing how old man Kennedy could afford to pay off the mob to get both his sons top notch jobs in the White House.

 

Rest assured those of us in the pound seats know perfectly well the worst has yet tu appear; and in due course I will explain this all a whole lot better; the eventual upside tho will be a site tu behold, go www.NextraterresTrial.com+++.

 

I now need tho to take a break since I have been sitting at this computer for going on 15 minutes and my dog is beckoning me to take a break; were it not 4 the hyperlinks this entire email would be out the door even after I would have painstakingly gone thru my email list deciding who to blind copy and besides Marie just called on her way back from her art class with Sebastian Capella letting me know that everything was looking “real good.”

 

I will tho if there is time before I head off tu drop her car to take our Danielle surfing be dropping Sebastian’s son another line or too letting him know in no uncertain terms how fortunate, unfortunate it is to have such a grand father as Sebastian; Rick as u would possibly only find out by reading in-between the lines of the previous hyperlink may be in fact the most talented artist on the planet which as u would expect has him “ducking & diving” wanting to be left in peace, not, however, on my watch, given my belief that time is running out, and the need for the best and brightest to rise to the surface particularly if u are also tall and handsome and believe it or not a “wheaty eating” white.

 

Marie, just called me back to let me know “just relax, we have found a way to put the surfboard into the Mini…” now the time is 1:53PM PST and Sammy “Shoe Shine” Haim just hit that power button causing the garage door to vibrate; boys and their toys.

 

With all that said, and make no mistake over the next 72 hours, typing no more than 3 hours a day I can in fact produce sum 70, 200 words typing on average 130 words a minute, the average dropping considerably when I have to add hyperlinks, altho I am getting rather good at it and since I no longer use the keyboard built in to my laptop, opting instead 4 a wireless no-branded-model, “otherweiss” [sic] I would advertise it whole heartedly given the pounding it is taking.

 

U perhaps, better than the average Joe Blow who has worked alongside me knows rather well once I decide to get my arms around something G-d only help them if they start to “duck & dive” play “it “fast & loose” u know what I mean, jellybean?

 

So with out much further ado I would like to know how u mite be able to assist me and sum of my very close and should I add, well-equipped colleagues, getting the wretched “bliter” who blew up the most incredible opportunity to position South Africa as an investment destination in the mid 90s, opting instead to opt out altogether leaving the door wide open 4 nothing short of “bottom fishes” tu tear apart the rotting carcass left in the wake caused by 40+ years of a society being tossed about a hole lot worse than our forefathers who at least had a desert to wonder about in, with hot springs to boot, a few learning how to actually make love, versus being out in an ocean commanded by Dutchmen believing that G-d had speeded things up to the point that time stood still, Dark Ages to boot.

 

I would welcome your suggestions as to how I should follow up with Professors Kelly and Price which u can read about in the previous hyperlink.

 

Time as u know waits 4 no man.

 

Now please understand I am not suggesting anything along the lines described in Mutiny on the Bounty but at the same time I think u would agree that failing to threaten those who have stolen the most, usurped their limited authority, who possibly thru no fault of their own have inherited and/or redisposited the ill-gotten gains of those more rapacious than themselves in places like Switzerland should be invited down to John Vorster Square assuming it still exists and be asked to just sit on their tochas’ 4 say no more than 42 minutes providing them with medical assistance if necessary but making it abundantly clear that “If you are not part of the solution than u are part of the problem”, agree?

 

David, it is possible that I mite in fact send a follow up email to Patti before waiting to hear back from u. Trevor’s assistant, by the way, when making reference tu u as “Crazy David” did it in a very sweet, romantic way. Like most women who spend time getting to know u they tend to cum away having this rather incredible impression that u are G-d’s gift tu women more so than any other person I know on this planet despite your incredibly ugly looks that are perhaps not much more than a notch better than mine.

 

Hang tite, and of course there is nothing quite like “sucking on the hind tit” bearing in mind that what goes around cums around. And if by chance u hadn’t read all of the million odd words I have written since u and I slew dragons in South Africa back in 1995 and still think I am kidding about being married u just be aware it has lasted now all of 63 days, never to forget “momworker63” who really tossed me into hi-gear and of course u remember the trouble I had getting Trevor to put his "Johnhandcock" [sic] to this photo, agree?

 

Which just so happens brings to mind an email I sent to King Golden Esq. back on December 13, 2000 11:22AM PST in which I laid out a series of issues best expressed in the last sentence of the first paragraph that reads,

 

The consensus is unanimous in that I am healed but you are in need of a sequence of mental bandages.”

 

The day prior Mr. Golden had written me,

 

Gary, I’m not going to get involved with u in anything until u take some steps tu get some help personally…” [sic].

 

Mr. Golden like a good many people I knew back then, significantly less than the number of folks who know me today, had received a series of emails that first were sent out on December 1st 2000 to coincide with the 27th anniversary of the death of the greatest Jewish leader the State of Israel has ever known, contemporaneously speaking.

 

Contained within the very first E-mail was reference to 4 companies that would have allowed the likes of King to get himself a new lease on life to mention little right now of what became of his incredibly good looking wife altho it would have cum at the expense of momworkers, widows, orphans & pensioners.

 

Wouldn’t u agree tho, that David Ben Gurion would take no pride or see any glory in the death of anyone albeit young Arab kids whose sequencing has been interfered with by adults who in many ways have much in common with the likes of Mr. Golden & Mr. Pollak and that Lieberman character and all the other leftists with their blood-brother “righties” who have had a “bloodfest” [sic] with languages since time in memorial, nothing quite like the language of math to set this yoyos on the straight and narrow to speak little of those fukuktas who I detest most, who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork, who worst of all have laid waste to our incredible U.S. Constitution which I have yet to read the same with our Declaration of Independence but I happen to trust people like Devin Standard who can read, write and make up their minds unlike those bullshitters who think because they have sum academic credential from a hi-er institution that they have the right to tell everyone including their biological children, “Let me show u how.”

 

I don’t believe u have ever met this Polie Pollak, King Golden look-alike, never tu forget the great words of wisdom cuming out of the mouth of my beloved wife

 

Time to fly,

 

Gary

 

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From: Mike [mailto:cuprex@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2003 9:03 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth -- Watch Out Big Mouth

 

Hi Gary

 

Having to savor your emails first thing in the morning might lead one to believe I am mentally disabled,

Yes for I am truly handicapped.

This contestant needs advantages or compensations to equalize the chances of winning.

Your emails are brilliant as always they just require a drink, a small snack and seclusion.

 

Your email to Gary Glass I think was futile.

1/ Does the guy realize that a computer has uses other than finding property listings?

2/ Is he aware that one can also receive emails?

3/ Can he read?

4/ If he can read, can he comprehend?

 

Lynne has made many bad choices, but I think this has been the BEST (Brainstem Encephalitis Support Team).

 

The email you sent him, I mean MEAN is not the word.

If that cant get some reaction then the man is Brain Dead!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Where and why she subjected herself to this idiot I have no idea!!!!!

 

On the bright side she does have 2 outstanding kids.

 

 

Lynne’s email get bounced back because her internet carrier has been changed

and terminated umpteen times as well as her email  address.

 

David Altman email

 

Life is about up and down

If you can embrace both imposters

just the same.

Then you are a man my son….

MA

 

Rgds

Michael

 

 

 

 

 


From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, June 16, 2003 7:02 AM
To: 'Mike'
Subject: RE: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth -- Watch Out Big Mouth

 

What is her telephone number?

 

From: Mike [mailto:cuprex@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, June 15, 2003 11:12 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth -- Watch Out Big Mouth

 

Hi Gary

 

Please give Lynne a call!

She had a terrible accident on Friday, her car is a total write-off..

 

Rgds

Michael

 


From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Sunday, June 15, 2003 4:45 PM
To: Michael
Cc: Len Bentel; Lynne Bentel
Subject: FW: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth -- Watch Out Big Mouth

 

Michael hi – I don’t recall getting a reply from Gary Glass to my “stink” email altho Lynne let me know that he ex-husband made a hasty retreat.

 

One has to be careful tho with folks who have developed quite a habit for playing things “fast & loose” i.e. they will test the limits unless convinced that G-D-Nature is watching, agree?

 

It appears that while we were away from our cabin retreat just east of San Diego sum campers came along and “borowed” [sic] a log or too of our firewood to mention little of the dangers of camp fires.

 

We left them a note not tu abuse our special spot as we may be forced to return more often which would undoubtedly spoil their partying. Naturally when signing the note I made reference to the www.NextraTerrestrial.com website as well as G-D-Nature which spelled backwards is eR U Tan DOG much like but not quite as good as EmanANDdog↔GODdnaName, nothing tho like having a white and tan colored dog to mention little of making it my business to be around colorful people.

 

It is rare that I turn on the computer on Weekends but I had a sense that Mr. Devin Standard, the executor of my estate, would email me sumthing important in anticipation of my first “father’s day.”

 

I haven’t heard from Lynne in a while and my emails to her keep getting returned; perhaps it has to do with her forced move? The world tho is starting to twist right, agree?

 

If you run across her have her call me. Also I seem to recall asking you for “Crazy David”’s email address. I plan to follow up on an email I sent South Africa’s Minister of Finance, Trevor Manuel which could have Devin and I heading south one of these days altho Devin made mention in an earlier email that I should visit him in Colorado, “massive acreage of amber and green available for the likes of Peepeetoe to stretch his toes at the foot of snowcapped mountains.”

 

My dog goes by so many names that it is hard to keep track of and despite being almost too he continues to pee on his toes.

 

By the way do you have any idea what is the 100th name of G-d which according to Islam is only known to the camels; if not what about the 72 names for God according to the Kabbalah to mention little of what your thouts are on Note 41 of my “Guidance tTOo”: In the beginning...which in Hebrew is "be-re-shit"=בראשית, as in shit happens when we wear to many hats, agree?

 

Thanks,

 

Gary

 

 


From: DEVIN S. STANDARD [mailto:devin@vcilink.com]
Sent: Saturday, June 14, 2003 10:31 PM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth -- Watch Out Big Mouth

 

I don't think I have seen a response to this?

D