From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2003 10:51 AM
To: 'Ermsy@aol.com'
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: When the dialogue becums...

 

 

Erma, everything & nothing is well with me right now.

 

I returned from a brief trip tu New York City late Sunday night and began thinking about my reply tu your email while sitting at JFK Airport in a holding pattern exerting zero energy watching my forces assemble in the key spots as my “pray” [sic] run out of space tu hide, a pincer movement like none other in the annals of “gorilla warfare” but more so like “gorilla marketing” where not one single ounce of blood should be spilt.

 

It will, however, be up tu my ever dwindling number of adversaries tu make a wrong move and even a simple ‘slip & fall” tu anyone within my inner circle could have me declaring “all out war.”

 

The mother of a very good friend of mine passed away this weekend and I had attempted sending u an email just before the flight left tu c if u knew of a Jewish minister who would be comfortable in administering the last rights to a Jewish person who wanted tu be cremated. Lynne’s mother, so-called Jewish, in terms of accepting Judaism, a convert who never lost her spirit and of course u would agree most if not all of us lily white Jews were at one time probably G-d fearing Christians decided on cremation probably without consulting anyone.

 

Although I knew Alsbeth Bentel 4 sum 36 odd years our conversations were limited tu the lighter side of things trusting me though with my insight when it came tu a number of things most of all helping her eldest daughter decide who tu settle down with and have too amazing kids, and I would assume u would agree that only G-d makes the decision on what type of children emerge, good, bad, indifferent perhaps even worse than bad as such an individual simply sways with the wind with their index finger usually stuck up their anus?

 

Lynne, who married Gary “Stink” Glass has asked me tu c what I can do in terms of using my “power & influence” to have her mother’s wishes adhered tu without it causing sum fukukta Rabbi to lose their shirt, and of course paying 4 such a service goes without saying, i.e. the Bentels would have paid the price overcoming anyone getting “to sic” [sic].

 

The service tho took place yesterday in a Chapel and my sense is that Alsbeth is none the worse “4 wear & tear.” Lynne is right now a little torn apart butt like her mother knows how tu pull a party or too together without it costing an “arm & a leg”, in the end it was Alsbeth’s lungs that packed in and I don’t remember her being much of smoker.

 

I am glad that u have decided to act as a medium in communicating with Rabbi Professor Dr. Abner Weiss who I have always considered not just “saintly” but a loyal servant of G-d.

 

I wasn’t sure whether I included u in my E-mail tu Professors Klein and Price, too supposed authorities on degenerative diseases tu mention little of your thoughts on my last communiqué with Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown of the Yeshiva University in New York City?

 

“9 The Musical” was sum show.

 

We couldn’t, however, last beyond intermission 4 the Broadway Show 42nd Street which was a good thing since it afforded Marie+I sum time tu just “kick back” in our hotel room in preparation 4 our last night out in SOHO with our friends Ron+Terry.

 

Pictures of Saturday night’s extravaganza will appear in the “+”s once I upload the photos and create a hyperlink out of this email.

 

Since u choose once again to ignore a critical question I have now put tu u twice, please leave the following message 4 Rabbi Weiss who knows me a whole lot better than he knows u and even possibly his new wife.

 

First, does he agree that when the dialogue becomes too monologues it is the beginning of the end?

 

Second, does he agree with Ghandi, first they ignore, blah blah and why he thinks it is that I have not one but 3 Jewish single female tenants remaining in a 6 unit building who seem to have a difficult time addressing sumthing they “had agreed tu when u first moved in” [sic] tu my building?

 

Third, how would he define the word “love” and what does he think after simply reading the home page of NextraTerrestrial.com, forgetting a single hyperlink other looking at the brunette, a mirror image of my mother and then sum?

 

Fourth, what, in his opinion, is the cause of selective memory and whether he thinks Jewish people have a higher, lower or the same incidence of non-Jewish kids growing up to be diks? And since being indifferent is not an option please have explain his choice.

 

Fifth, having had now the opportunity tu read a series of emails, including one to an attorney of my wife’s former husband, the recent series beginning on Wednesday July 2nd  and the other to the daughter “out-law” [sic] of the former, thankfully, finally deceased Ambassador to Switzerland during the Clinton Administration, could the Rabbi who once picked me out in hi-school for reading the morning newspaper during Judaic studies albeit my looking at mother’s models fully clothed, please get back tu me with his critique, baring in mind too things, one that I have senior members of the mainstream media eager tu talk with me and second, that Mr. Krinsk Esq. continues to “dialogue with me” despite having picked up the tab at Rainwaters that Wednesday, “persitant” [sic] that I try the black bean soup, be4 making me walk back tu his offices tu pick up “The Check” placing me at risk of Bill “Roach Motel” Lerach of Milberg Weiss tossing one of his secretaries out of the window thinking that I would be foolish enuf tu try and save one, not having that great isite tu distinguish one hard working legal assistant from Dr. JBS’ “on-off-on” girlfriend.

 

Be advised that altho Mr. Krinsk has better things tu do than play “pong” with me assuring me as he had me sign all sorts of documents up the kazoo that he would have read both those emails dated July 2nd that total a zillion words depending on the angle u look at the screen, at least once if not in reverse by 2PM PST the following day. Furthermore, Mr. Krinsk came up with this deadline which so happened tu be 1 hour and 49 minutes after the settlement deadline I set 4 Dr. JBS et al, the Integer “49 is good”, agree?.

 

Sixth, what precisely would Rabbi Weiss consider the top ten reasons 4 the lack of protest against the Nationalist Nazi Regime in both our orthodox synagogue as well as our Jewish Day School and whether there was any linkage when he gave sermons from the pulpit looking at the Lazarus clan immediately to his right and below to mention little of my mother’s fascination with “The man from outer space.”

 

By the way the joke my mother refers tu in page 2 of her memoir is the one I told at Lynne Bentel’s wedding tu Gary “Stink” Glass.

 

Seventh, what are Rabbi’s Weiss’ thoughts on “massaging” the truth, i.e. can the end ever justify the means?

 

Erma, I will keep the number of questions tu 7 as I am told by my wife, “most people can remember up tu 7 things.” Marie Dion Gevisser is not just a smart cookie, i.e. able tu read, write, draw & paint , keep up with me, in math, decimate me on the ski slopes tu mention little of being the only person who has ever beaten me on roller blades tu mention even less of the one and only time we skated on ice together I spent a great deal of the time on the ice and it wasn’t just because there was no “sharp edge” to my blades.

 

By the way do u know a “alex casselman [tetrismaster911@yahoo.com]” who sent me what seemed tu be a warning shot across the bow, a world apart from the calls I received in the fall of last year that almost resulted in Navy SEALS being summoned tu extract me from The Cave?

 

Incredible as it may seem Mr. Krinsk Esq. who when not playing pong with me manages tu inform me of how big a “hotshot” litigator he is by winning settlements 4 his wife that now grant her 3 round trip tickets tu Europe and of course it goes without saying that any home of mine is safe harbor 4 the likes of Mr. and Mrs. Krinsk.

 

Mr. Krinsk really does have a lot on his plate as he awaits my next move that could very possibly have him taking a flight or too including reminding his wife that it is just as easy remembering that their 180,000 gallon watering hole that serves tu breed koi fish 4 my dog tu eat as well as serving as a swimming pool 4 Campbell Soup, an athlete in training, tu mention little of the heat he has tu take 4 informing Campbell Soup that she should disregard what I have tu say about bones growing on trees that has her now heating up their swimming tu almost “boiling temperature” at least my sense is that Jeffrey was boiling when he found out that Campbell Soup had waited sum 10 hours before putting her big toe in the water the other day deciding it was far to hot, the flip side being that instead of sushi he got tu eat a “home cooked” meal, i.e. action-reaction.

 

Or, in more words rather than less, 4 the brain dead copied on this email, there is nothing “half-baked” about anything I do and why the need 4 change and the Goodbye Beat worksheet is sumthing new I am just starting tu put it out, not that I am going tu be easier tu get along with.

 

Jeffrey Krinsk altho making a killing like no one else I know on this planet other than the “white wheaty” rapacious eaters in South Africa is very much accepting of change and right now is very happy tu go along 4 the ride hedging his bets like no other trader I know on this planet other than of course me. For the life of me I haven’t been able to work out why Jeffrey has been so persistent in getting my opinion on a number of eclectic subjects more so than ever be4 but mostly where he should take his next vacation, “Mauritius or the Seychelles?”

 

By the way Jeffrey and I haven’t spoken in more than a week and he knew nothing about my buddy’s recent trip tu Mauritius which I only found out about yesterday morning. 

 

And since I know for a fact that I haven’t been to one and quite frankly not all that certain that I have been tu the other whenever I say one Jeffrey says the other. 4 sum reason he has difficulty believing that I wouldn’t vacation where “poor white” South Africans are forced tu hang out which gives u a sense of why my other buddy is “ticked off” about not being credited sum 250 “English Pounds Sterling”, damage done to his wife’s too tops, tu mention little of a hotel bill constituting sum 32 X that amount.

 

The more I think about it the more sense it makes that Mr. Krinsk is feeling a little left out as the other co-trustee of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard is preparing to “suit up” helping me in taking the idiots currently running South Africa on a lite journey hopefully without there being any fireworks where sumbody gets hurt, Trevor Manuel, specifically, not quite the moron previously in the “pound seat”, an idiot nevertheless and Mr. Krinsk is simply going “backward * forward” looking 4 a suitable base.

 

Erma please understand I am typing at light speed focused on every tick on the clock.

 

Remember Mr. Krinsk is a sumbody here in San Diego with his house on the cliffs overlooking the Navy SEALS training base, able in a matter of a few hours tu arrange fireworks right in front of his house during May Day Celebrations tu mention little of his un-American Act forsaking his customary 4th of July Celebration to hang out with Paul “Rotor Rooter” Tierstein altho he said he would have cum 4 a quiet visit with me up in Pine Valley where they have named a tree after him, had I only butt called.

 

It is 9:45AM PST and the household, besides 4 Pypeetoe is now fully up and about.

 

U must be getting at least sum sense that there is “summer in the air”, i.e. aren’t u beginning to wake up each day with a great smile on your face saying how incredibly lucky u are to be alive and not simply taking up space in my fukukta apartment building?

 

Why aren’t u out there cheering the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk and his incredible wife Campbell Soup who could so easily just say “tu hell with this rat race” and buy up both Mauritius as well as the Seychelles and have enuf confidence in the help tu take direction and have me rake their front porch, occasionally.

 

U may recall reading about how when hired tu assist in a clothing company audit, my stepfather being one of the co-founders of South African Clothing Industries, I managed tu stay employed 4 all of 3 weeks despite being caut “red handed” counting buttons, one by one, in a bin that contained perhaps as many as 100,000 buttons perhaps just a day or too supply of inventory.

 

Fortunately or unfortunately, my cousin, Nigel Gevisser, was in charge of the audit and rather than damage the family’s good name, have people in the community talking about me being sum sort of moron, he simply “turned a blind eye” put his arm on my shoulder and encouraged me tu get the hell out of town at the very first opportunity.

 

When people I trust and respect give me advice I generally listen. Fortunately, unfortunately there wasn’t a single “sol” [sic] I grew up with in South Africa despite our family’s very HI stature that I could truly say that I “loved.” There are few if any I trust quite like Mr. Krinsk altho there is only one Amos Wright and one db. It is doubtful Jeffrey will ever hire me again altho he has yet tu balk at my hourly rate of $256,000 per hour.

 

It has been a while since anyone required that I sign a bunch of documents with a proviso, not even contained within the documents, that I hold off 4 just 10 days before unleashing an avalanche that could possibly upset the tenuous balance that currently exists in the financial markets.

 

“Bee” [sic] that as it may Mr. Krinsk later had the signed documents as well as “The Check” witnessed by a very trusted colleague of Mr. Krinsk who in the event of a dispute would likely side with me.

 

Suffice to say, without the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk and Campbell Soup blowing money like there is no tomorrow u my dear tenant could “CIC” your ass goodbye.

 

When I heard that Campbell soup got taken by sum out of state supplier 4 copper shingles 4 the roof of their zillion square foot house I celebrated by ordering 4 everyone sitting at our table and within an earshot the most expensive champagne produced outside of France altho all our waitress apparently heard was “water.”

 

On Saturday night my friend Ron came up with a number of interesting suggestions in terms of helping solve the problems of the world in addition tu turning Australia into one massive nuclear reactor with the Aborigines being given the opportunity tu resettle in New Zealand. The one that seemed tu captivate my wife the most was us taking over France and giving all non-French citizens free wine.

 

Water is in fact what is going tu unite us all and of course anyone who knows me who has spent just a matter of minutes doing business with me knows perfectly well that I have got all the dots connected up that shows beyond a shadow of doubt I got “the goods” on the yoyos who masterminded and executed the rigging of the California Gubernatorial election and why folks like Ms. Laurie Black who an’t no slouch, despite being an idiot tu take me 4 a fool, doesn’t simply suspect I got my facts all nailed down but her actions, her deafening silence, when action was called 4, speaks volumes and make no mistake I know a thing or too about mass, energy and light particles.

 

I have known Ms. Black for more than twenty years from when I first began to “cum out my shall” [sic] never tho has our relationship been anything but that of good friends who have a number of business interests in common, not suggest tho that we and that includes her husband, have done even a single business deal together, but clearly we are worlds apart in terms of how tu solve the problems of the world.

 

Laurie like many her age lives mostly in the past and in fear, looking over their shoulders, altho the last I remember of our mutual “friend” King Golden was that he could barely twist his head when driving perhaps brought about from rolling so many joints while coasting along the highways that he ended losing all the elasticity in his organs. “Jesus, u may be thinking, where are u going with all this Gary?”

 

“No guts No glory” is my response. Hey if that line makes no sense speak tu the screenwriter who threw it in with that movie starring Uma Thurman and Robert De Niro.

 

When Nero fiddled Rome burned and perhaps the “blood and guts” we c in the movies has begun to distort the things that are important that us humans are made of flesh and blood 4 a reason, that we should think ever so carefully before we utter a single solitary word that could be misconstrued and why I painstakingly examine every word I use, altho as in this case it will take me possibly getting back from Europe before I take a “second look”.

 

And if and when I make a mistake u can bet your bottom dollar I will not only fess up but I will be willing tu pay for anything that is untrue and injurious.

 

The problems of our wor.d have everything tu do with the fact that people just like u, and Laurie Black say stuff, even write it down, that make no sense tu anyone but yourselves and the proof is in the pudding based on the reaction I get tu the emails I send out which go tu a representative sampling of the World’s population which include brain dead people like King Golden as well as very thoughtful individuals like Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk who despite being a so-called Democrat hasn’t, however, allowed the rhetoric, the bullshit of the far left tu interfere with his understanding of the importance of truth.

 

Truth is all about proof, and proof is all about evidence and evidence is not in the eye of sum fukukta beholder, someone who has no clue about what is going on in the real world, sitting on boards up the kazoo, acting like they are so on top of things not even WILLING tu meet with me tu present tu them evidence that even a moron like Polie Pollak would have trouble figuring out.

 

Anyone, even a Polie “talking head Neanderthal” Pollak who is heading 4 the hills like there is no tomorrow, shaking in his boots, knowing perfectly well that once I present the evidence of wrongdoing by the Democratic Party elite folks like him are totally finished, as in caput, unless of course they find a way tu finish me off before I get the evidence out.

 

Each communication, however, that I put up is like a spider spinning its web, patient as a lark with more than a single care in this world.

 

I care a lot, about u and what causes brains like yours and Mr. Keeley’s tu misfire as well as the things I know 4 a fact I can do sumthing about, like fixing the economy making it possible 4 folks like u tu not end up at the end of the line without a prayer of making a meaningful contribution tu this world that will have this planet restored tu the way it was supposed to be, a garden of Eden 4 everyone, and nothing whatsoever wrong with technology, on the contrary it is Technology which is going tu be our saving grace.

 

Real estate agents like Chris Keeley show their frustration with me in a number of rather revealing ways without yet coming tu grips with the fact that real estate agents do little more than interfere with the process of “full disclosure” that result in so many lawsuits, my point being that in time Mr. Keeley will hopefully educate me on the statistics that show how folks who sell their own properties without real estate agents involved have a higher risk of ending up in a dispute than those who go thru real estate brokers who in my opinion are only interested in making their commission and in the process fail tu fully disclose all the things that result in folks ending up in court while the brokers who created the distrust in the first place hide behind the “reps and warranties”, i.e. just like safe harbor provisions in corporate financial reports serve to protect the “audirtors” and attorneys who provide opinions to the highest bidder.

 

Just moments ago I got off the house phone with “Helen” who along with her Iceland “born & raised” husband are now in the final stages of getting their financing arranged prior to us leaving on our next trip; their decision in no small measure prompted by our website www.sellnext.com which really I believe goes to the heart of real estate agents anger toward me to mention little of the value of this website increasing exponentially each time someone like Mr. Keeley digs a bigger hole 4 him or herself and of course I look forward to his explanation of my being “hypocritical.”

 

I don’t have a precise time the call with “Helen” ended since the caller id only shows that the call which was answered by “our” JoNathan began at 10:03AM PST and probably lasted about ten minutes. I must tell u having the answering machine turned off provides wonderful piece of mind, each one of us deciding whether or not it makes “cents” [sic] to “pick up” the phone and possibly run the risk of hearing a lunatic going frantic about nothing & everything.

 

This past Friday evening after a thoroughly enjoyable 9 The Musical we got a ride on a “rickshaw” ridden by a recovering accountant who had spent 5 years at “Deloite & Touch” [sic] working with a group that reported tu the accounting firm’s top dog called in when it looked like their firm were about to lose the “audit account” to a competitor willing tu sell their “sol” [sic] 4 less.

 

And as u know the number of Big 8 Accounting firms are down tu essentially one. “Eric” today is happy being his own boss not having tu suck up tu anybody knowing full well that when not building up a sweat making an honest buck whizzing thru the streets of “Madhattan” [sic] he takes folks 4 walks thru Central Park in the heat of the night, able tu sleep sound when he eventually gets tu bed, happy tu have a roof over his head, sum food in his stomach, waking up the next morning, looking himself in the mirror, saying, “I disclosed tu everyone, those seated in the back section of my bicycle and those walking thru Central Park protected with nothing more than being part of a group, the inherent risks, the best insurance policy being tu always tell the truth” which is what www.sellnext.com is all about.

 

The last thing I want is tu rub shoulders with anyone other than my wife 4 the simple reason I have taken the time to get tu know her and as quick a study as I am without sounding arrogant which I know will be the death of me, it has taken me a full decade tu get tu know Marie Dion Gevisser who is no slouch, the same with Mr. and Mrs. Jeffrey Krinsk, each one of us knows the importance of keeping our egos in check, at the same time none of us can be an island unto ourselves, 4 the simple reason the islands are disappearing, the sea shelves are rotting away, the soil is being contaminated night and day by folks who think this party will never end, that it is all about them, completely out of touch with their spirituality thinking that either because they shout the loudest, protest the hardest, then keep quiet as a mouse when it is time to roar, “Enough is Enough” unaware that a higher power watches each and every one of our moves, let alone our thoughts.

 

I believe tho we can take comfort in our thoughts thinking about all sorts of things, good or bad, but never can we become indifferent in our thoughts because it will inevitably end up bad, that the path of least resistance can be compared tu water finding its own level but when u consider 4 the moment that the waters are rising, then u begin to c that things are in fact going topsy turvy and the need to begin reevaluating our purpose in being.

 

We have become a rather consumptuous and impatient group of people, yet we still see ourselves as belonging to different tribes run by chiefs not versed in terms of the future but constantly looking to the past in predicting the future, but once u consider 4 the moment that the world is in fact endless when looking forward u are very likely looking at your past, so much so that we so often fail to c the writing on the wall, i.e. time to get yourself a real mate.

 

My G-d is a loving G-d but He is not looking 4 wimps or chimpanzees to lead the way, no they are simply signposts often mute, signposts nevertheless.

 

We are what we eat and those of us who need less sleep than the average Joe Blow understand precisely how easy it becomes to calibrate one’s mind constantly as long as one is in tune with the beat of the universe. It is all one beat and once those who haven’t clogged up their arteries, who haven’t become co-dependants in their relationships, personal or business they are the ones who will be the first to get with the program and lead the pack.

 

It is good tu encourage people to be their best but when the reward system is completely out of whack then just like a quick fix of heroin the next time round u are going to be needing more and the same with those who become your co-dependants.

 

Co-dependency, the fear of losing what u have thinking that it mite be worse doing sumthing differently may in fact be more self destructive than greed which is very much part of the evolutionary system, the survival of the fittest.

 

Our choice of words is very critical at this time and why I keep coming back time and again to mathematics which is the purest language in our physical world that spells out many things exceedingly clearly but it is just one language that very few really understand since it is rather complex, but there is noting like having the power to make things more complex than they need to be and why my fixation on having everyone “sumone” [sic] like yourself understand that being a “m-or-on” [sic] is all about how u feel about yourself.

 

No matter what names I may dish out at u and I am rather good at conjugating unimaginable words it is important thou to call a spade a spade. It is important to say clearly what is on our minds and to mean every word and why the need tu measure our words ever so carefully and not to be distracted by all the things going on around u.

 

There is a purpose tu each of our lives and I cannot talk in terms of what is your purpose just like you cannot talk for me. Truth is something very precious that once you let go of everything else flies out the window and you become easy pickings going so far as tu even postulate “pigs flying.”

 

The Wall Street monsters are slowly being trapped into a corner and the time will come perhaps not in my lifetime but relatively soon when the stock markets all around the world will stop functioning and that will be a time to rejoice.

 

It will at first be noisy since the media will have a field with it since their existence is very much tied in to anti-competitive practices benefiting a relative few who will want at first “tu fight to the death” but they will be up against “overwhelming and superior” forces and the proof is already in the pudding.

 

I have already proven that just one person can stand up to the rogues on both sides of the fence munching on folks constantly being blindsided thinking that this is their “lot” in life. Those who toil acting like spoiled brats let alone those who tailgate, failing tu stand up for their G-d given rights not only have no one else to blame but themselves more importantly they do G-d a disservice who has demonstrated his genius beyond a shadow of doubt, not only in terms of how well engineered the system is both on the cosmic as well as subatomic level one a mirror image of the other, providing guidance every step of the way wanting each one of us to be not only self-sufficient but proficient in the Sciences, Math=Music, Art, Religion and Technology.

 

Nothing is served being handed things on a plate other than resentment which leads tu turmoil hence the need tu be in constant motion thinking how best tu make the quantum leaps that today has us so well perched never believing 4 a single second that we are anything more than a speck of dust, one heart beat from meeting our make and to be grateful 4 small blessings that first began with the words, “I am” never tu forget my deceased friend Anne L. Miller’s favorite expression when fed up, “Thank G-d 4 small fishes.”

 

Truth is perhaps as difficult a word to define as is working out a Unified Theory for the Inner Workings of the Universe, it is something almost impossible to grab hold of requiring each one of us to take a very deep breath the first time we go through this exercise and then it becomes not very extraordinary and why the need to keep going “back & forth” scratching ourselves remembering how we are just a heart beat away from turning back tu dust with the breath taken right out of us, our death certificate reading, “heart attack”.

 

No doubt I am giving a number of folks their rightful share of grief since each one of us does have free will to be either good or bad and those that sit on the fence getting as fat as pigs are the ones I detest even more than the bigot or racist who wears his swastika so very proudly and dons his Klu Klux Klan bandana that makes him look like such a clown giving me the opportunity to pick him apart “night & day” and have a whole lot of fun doing it showing him what a stupid ignoramus he is 4 thinking he is that much brighter than a complete knucklehead with a baboon shaped head, midget sized, elephant nosed specimen, like me?

 

Those on the other hand like Dr. JBS and King Golden are another matter altogether. These folks parade amongst the crowd, donning clothes and robes that have them blending in so well but when they don’t get their way they become far worse than the skinhead who acts usually alone feeling proud, self confident since they haven’t encountered the likes of Devin Standard and me who have absolutely no fear, whereas those with their fukukta education sewn into their lapels, grabbing on tu everything writing their names on their shorts and underwear not trusting anyone 4 they first and foremost don’t trust themselves believing the world not only owes them a living but fearful that they are going to be found eventually by the likes of people like me and Jeffrey Krinsk, blaming everyone butt themselves 4 the mess they themselves created in the first place.

 

The beginning of our problems begins when we begin acting stupid and as u must know the Hebrew word 4 “stupid” is "טפשי" pronounced “tup-she” and without the “period” within the ”פ” it would be pronounced, “tough-shi”.

 

I say, “tuf shit” for those who play it “fast & loose” being rather adept tu operate in a variety of settings mostly tho I like to be quiet or around very interesting people who haven’t let their formal education interfere with their learning. None of us is better or worse than the other it is simply how we go about determining The Truth that separates those that have their shit together and those that don’t.

 

Only when we hear the voice of G-d will it be sufficient proof of his existence to many, the same people who are so dam self-righteous as the King Goldens and Dr. JBS’ of the world, the best examples I happen to have of two extremists, Golden on the far left and Dr. JBS on the far right, but very much comrades in arms, each one using the other to serve their particular perverted agenda, never wanting to fess up or face up to their poor behavior believing that their money, limited no doubt, their standing in the community will keep them in the pound seats, not, however, on my watch, that last hyperlink showing a photo of my grandfather, Israel “Issy” Gevisser’s “timepeace” [sic].

 

It is the words each one of us say, “I am” along with the deep breath we take when we see something beautiful, whether it be a woman, a man, a flower, which can be argued are two examples of truth. Only each of us knows who we are and why when say those very powerful words, “I am” which we find early on the Bible, we know “it” to be true.

 

Evidence is everywhere once you open up your senses and not let others with their fukukta education interfere with your sequencing. The more deep breaths u take the more u begin to feel in control of your being and why I don’t even need to hear someone’s voice just examine their script to know pretty much how they feel about themselves, i.e. sleep with fury dogs u get up with fleas, wouldn’t u agree Ms. Kathy Murray who along with a statistically valid sample of the world’s population are copied on this email.

 

G-d doesn’t work in all that mysterious ways as the scribes of the past would like each one of us to believe one just needs to have someone like myself at your side when dealing with these nincompoops whether they be a Roman Catholic Priest who isn’t living in the real world, trying to make excuses while thinking that by giving the small time attorneys currently going after the church for raping little boys ad nausea, G-d only help them should the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk et al decide to ride into town on my “Hoss” who is now back under the covers having got up a little earlier just tu say hello tu the household.

 

Hey, the Roman Catholic Church has its place, so do the Mosques and even us Pisser Jews deserve a place where we can have some peace and quiet and a place that has a day care facility with nannies wiping the kids’ butts and entertaining them allowing the parents to get some sleep without having a worry in the world in some spots not even having to feed a parking meter while a preacher looks on at his audience and while saying the Shamah=שמא as “Hear O Israel the Lord is One”, he-she is thinking about a delicious piece of ham.

 

The point is that we should very seriously question anyone wearing a robe to mention little of those who pulls his-her strings, agree?

 

The Digital Age will bring folks closer together than ever before without us having to get all that close up since lets face it as we get older we stink and “no wear” [sic] was this more apparent than in the Orthodox Jewish Synagogue in Durban, South Africa located on Silverton road tu mention little of why would sumone like Warren “BO” Buffet be so into silver.

 

Science is paving the way, the bridge that will lift man tu new beginnings a world apart from rubbing shoulders with the likes of Therese Heinz Kerrey who inherited billions when her first husband a U.S. Senator and heir to the Heinz Ketchup foundation took a “nose dive” later marrying Senator John Kerrey a rather poor working class man who sum how found a way to don an apron, bake a cookie or too tu afford not looking like he had been “bought & paid 4” and despite coming to the marriage table with probably a $100 million stashed under his belt this rather smart cookie Mrs. “widow” Heinz had to have insisted on a water tight prenuptial contract which means that Senator John Kerrey cannot really tap into the well where the serious money is deposited and has tu make do with the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk, the “poor bastard”, having to go cap in hand to his even poorer partner Howard Finkelstein who then has to tap into his attorney buddies sum no doubt former U.S. Attorneys with even smaller pockets and of course u are not surprised that I wasn’t invited to the latest “shin dig” 4 the Democratic frontrunner that took place at the Krinsk’s household and nor for that matter was Laurie Black Lawrence invited altho the reason both us of were not invited were very likely strikingly different.

 

As “luck” would have it had I been sitting next to Mrs. Heinz and of course u know perfectly well I don’t believe one iota in luck I very likely would have begun the conversation along the following lines

 

“Mrs. Heinz, do u believe in G-d?”

 

Followed up about a half-hour later with,

 

“Well, if u really want tu be entertained in the heat of the day this cuming 4th of July u would be welcomed at Stonehenge II since it is unlikely the Krinsks will be having their “bloc-bust-er” [sic] party given the money they have spent on replacing the floors, the koi pond pumps, Campbell Soup being taken 4 a ride by an out of state copper shingles supplier and did I mention the air borne rat feces which may have prevented the  Krinsks from getting sufficient liability insurance coverage, but u can check with Campbell Soup should she escape from the pantry alive and u have seen the size of their food storage facility, what about that freezer tu mention little of the treasure chest?”

 

Ending with,

 

“Now before I get into what I am all about why not finish your soup, my understanding is that the tomatoes are hand picked no pesticides to glob up the brain tissue altho I understand there is no known antidote once u have inhaled airborne rat feces and who is tu say what my “God” [sic] could conjur up in his head, having his organs concoct a potion which he dispenses when doing his business #1 and #2 and I assume u have heard about Pypeetoe a world apart from Melanie Griffith who in the Broadway musical when lifting her leg in an attempt tu look sexy had me feeling nauseas thinking she was going tu topple over in her 6 inch heels...”

 

Erma while typing away I am thinking about this program I saw on the return flight from New York about Stonehenge, “…5 ½  thousand year old mound… sure sign of the afterlife… these people cared more 4 the dead than the living …Community more important than the individual…”

 

Yes very sad our state of affairs everyone blaming the next wanting tu believe that they are all good never wanting tu take responsibility for their own misgivings, failing to provide “proper & adequate” care 4 those they pledged “blah blah unto death do us part” thinking that if they paid for the pledge furniture cleaner that would be enuf tu keep the “maid” satisfied.

 

Fortunately, unfortunately the dog Dexter, Peter Noar, was referring tu in his email which I only got tu read on my way back from dining at Rainwater’s the last time with Mr. Krinsk, was not my dog even tho there is sum similarity and of course u will recall that I first ran into Ms. Kimberly Hunt of KUSI TV at Dexters in Del Mar.

 

As hard as this may be 4 u to believe but when I got back to the rock cabin around 4:30PM PST back on July 2nd having first stopped by the Government buildings tu pick up my marriage certificate and to apply 4 a new passport which I had lost for the umpteenth time I found my dog looking like he was on his last legs. The day before when I had left him 4 a shorter period Pypeetoe had broken thru the window screen netting and I later found him rather dehydrated with the temperatures outside the cabin in the 90s and he obviously prefers to be out in the deathly heat looking 4 me than to be alone inside a rather pleasant setting with a terrific breeze constantly blowing thru.

 

This time thou he had managed to actually pry open the window which at x requires me using both my hands. Suffice to say his condition was such that he could barely stand on his feet and I had to carry him in and cool him down just like what I am trying to do with u now.

 

And so I go back to my “dialogue” with Mrs. John Heinz Kerry,

 

“…Give up on your husband. He is a born loser. And to prove my point when he gets back from Los Angeles why not very gently suggest tu him that he and I have a debate just with u in the audience and if u think he is up tu snuff than I will gladly support him should he decide tu continue running against our great president George W. Bush, but all I would ask is that there be some sort of recording 4 posterity sake, remember now Jeffrey Krinsk trusts me enuf to have invited me knowing that I would make my way over tu keep u entertained and not be bothered by that idiot friend of his Dr. Paul Tierstein who too wasn’t invited who every time time he stacks up against my wife wishes he had chosen another profession albeit him being the richest cardiologist in the land.”

 

Irma, I was thinking of making things a little more interesting 4 the likes of Laurie Black suggesting in a follow up email that we have a game of chess, she choosing any player in the world tu play against me and if I win, I and/or my charitable estate get tu inherit every last dime of her estate outside of $63,000 sufficient tu give each one of her kids a “kick start” and if I lose I promise never again to gate crash another one of Jeffrey’s Democratic fundraisers. What do u think?

 

Despite the rough time I am now giving Laurie et al a moment doesn’t go by when I don’t think of finding a way tu appeal to their best instincts perhaps arranging 4 them all tu participate in a fish-farming operation where the fish don’t swim around in their own feces and then serving them up in a dinner catered 4 all the registered lobbyists who can afford tu come up with the maximum $2K donation to political candidates like John Kerrey who will be the next President of the United States “over my dead body” while still remembering the importance of folks like Jeffrey Krinsk tasked with raking in settlement after settlement in the area of Shareholder Class Action Litigation [SCAL] like no other attorney I know on this planet and u must believe I know more than the average Joe Blow who has yet tu be sued other than by my wife’s former-bonehead-husband who along with his attorney Mr. George G. Hurst blew off another opportunity tu settle things with me that would not have resulted in them all ending up in the “poor house.”

 

Everyone is very busy these days especially those fully aware that we are living on “borrowed time” surprisingly tho, u mite think, that there are more than a handful of “above average” successful SCAL attorneys moving more in to the area of “antitrust” as in “price fixing” riding the “coattails” altho “poaching” is probably a more accurate word, on those with “Federal Standing” and then once the Feds have the thug against the ropes, those lite on their feet, not exactly “liteweits” step up to the plate and it is all but guaranteed to be “lights out”.

 

Potential plaintiffs in such actions that would have the Feds going in to “soften” up the beast are “direct purchasers” such as “Stables” [sic] who buys say adhesives that are then used by the likes of Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman to place a lid on top of any “rat” who doesn’t know their place, that once “bought & paid 4” will remain indefinitely a slave, not, however, on my watch.

 

We are in fact making terrific progress in confronting evil every step of the way, led of course by our great President, George W. Bush with his incredible wife who in my opinion assuming we don’t get a Constitutional amendment allowing non-United State citizens such as my wife tu become President of the United States would get my vote.

 

Victories are abounding everywhere altho I cannot at this time talk about all of them.

 

Be assured tho that the minute I hear back from Laurie Black I will keep u informed. I am all butt certain she will have suggestions 4 me in terms of how to open the Lawrence Family Trust to satisfy my political ambitions handing over tu me whatever is legally possible provided I promise that I will never send her another email, expression or other form of signal that will remind her that I live on the same planet as she.

 

– While we wait 4 Abner Weiss to communicate back to u please increase your rent by the standard amount allowed under rent control effective immediately. And the same applies to the too other tenants in units 2 & 5 who are copied on this email. I have not yet decided what to do with unit #6 but perhaps one option might be 4 u to move into this one bedroom unit, spend the money u have saved from the subsidized rent all these years and invest in mirrors placed on all the walls so that when u get home from a hard days working solving the problems of the world while I work on practical economic solutions having wouldn’t you agree cum up with a bullet proof Unified Theory for the Inner Workings of the Universe, u can reflect on all the good u produced.

 

I have sum options 4 u tu also ponder in terms of generating more cashflow. If you know of a company that say imports or exports liquid chemicals or a company which purchases EPDM/Artificial Rubber from companies such as Crampton, Phelps-Dodge, Cabot Corp, Fexis or any company purchasing Carbon Black which is a chemical used for the manufacture of fan belts, gaskets, car parts, etc such as Cabot Corp, Crampton, Phelp-Dodge, Columbian Chemical Corp, Degussa.

 

In other words, here is an opportunity to lay it on thick tu not only those who pollute the most but in the case of Crampton, Cabot Corp and Phelps-Dodge there is the possibility 4 very sharp attorneys tu essentially “double dip” and not only would it be legal in the end it will assist in these folks imploding, much like what I am doing in the Perfect Storms now fully underway, “black holes’ soon tu be a daily part of our living experience.

 

Moreover, the likes of u may question the integrity of someone like Howard Stern but at this time until u show me someone who is a better standard bearer 4 telling it like it is I am all ears.

 

U, Ms. Erma are now in the spotlight. I suggest tu u as I suggested tu Laurie Black take a very deep breath before letting anyone blow smoke in your face. Again, copied on this email is a representative sample of the world’s population including the handful of adversaries who I intend to take tu the cleaners.

 

Talking of which do not be surprised if u see Guy Friedman continuing to show up from time to time to check tu make sure everything is A-Okay with my building. I would hate 4 anyone to suddenly get careless and leave a match burning and remember what goes around comes around, never tu miss with The Pisser.

 

If u have read “Numbers” from the Old Testament please be so kind as to provide me with a summary so that I can at least feel that I am getting sumthing meaningful in terms of this “back & forth.”

 

Also if u know a legal secretary who wants to get in on the ground floor, coached by an attorney that knows how to not only play hardball, throw knuckleballs like no one I know on this planet other than me, can type pretty fast not necessary 130 words a minute but who can take direction, have them call Finkelstein & Krinsk 619-238-1333 and have Kim put u through directly tu Mr. Krinsk. Starting salary is $48K which includes a commission 4 me, full medical but they must have a full set of teeth as well as dental insurance. In the interests of full disclosure Mr. Krinsk has not agreed to pay me a $1K commission and at the same time he and I have yet to negotiate how much he will charge me 4 spending approximately 2 hours reading the too emails I sent out on July 2nd as well as this email tu mention little of the added hyperlinks I keep adding tu all my emails.

 

All the best and don’t forget about doing what u seem best at, relaying messages.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

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-----Original Message-----
From: Ermsy@aol.com [mailto:Ermsy@aol.com]
Sent:
Monday, June 30, 2003 8:45 AM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: When the dialogue becums...

 

Hi Gary......

I've left a message for the Weiss's to ask for the e-mail address and permission to give it.  Will get back to you as soon as I hear back. 

Hope all is well....


Erma