From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: 'Ermsy@aol.com'
Cc: rest
Subject: When the dialogue becums...
Erma, this past Monday I got back
rather late from an unusually long walk along the beach here in Del Mar
actually hopping along the railway tracks dodging the trains relying on my dog
to warn me from which direction the trains were coming my hearing having gone
to the dogs and just before I started out on this one of kind head trip I
“ran intTOo” a rather interesting man; now u wouldn’t be
altogether wrong if u thout I ended up beating the living daylites out him
without of course lifting a finger.
Actually I got speaking tu this very distinguished looking
gentleman after I heard him interrupting a bunch of “ditch diggers”
shoveling dirt not quite what “audirtors” do 4 a living but a
whole lot healthier since at least these folks working the water drainage
system right alongside these tracks in
Del Mar are part of a government sponsored “pogrom”
[sic] to keep the steel business in the orient from crashing.
Altho if they were to do as this gentleman suggested who
says he is on the Del Mar planning commission as well as I think he mentioned
the Torrey Pines Planning Commission which I have not heard of, certainly they
couldn’t do a worse job of preserving the last remaining swampland
between Del Mar and the Mexico border and at least make headway in placing the
railway lines tunneled deep underground which would not only keep our steel
imports up but when they laid out the new tracks they could add a couple of
feet or tOo more separating them that would make the coaches far more stable,
less top heavy as pretty much everything is these days which in turn would
allow auditors to do what the word “auditor” suggests which is tu
listen, stop kibitzing with their investment banking colleagues let alone their
fukuta wives who then spread rumors while playing bridge when not entertaining
stud polo players which amounts to nothing more than blowing smoke up other
peoples asses creating a bubble, i.e. casino
mentality which in turns leads to total chaos, the flip side tho is
we get ingenious songs like Symbolist White Walls, agree?
This gentleman who possibly could have beaten the crap out
of me altho I made sure I had pretty good footing knowing that one missed swing
could have him down the cliffs with more than a broken collarbone
was probably in his mid to late 50s about 12 inches taller and 3feet wider
which reminds me once again of too individuals, one Dr. “Exaggerate”
JBS and Sammy “Shoe Shine Boy” Haim who just returned to The Tree
House, the time being 8:50PM PST and I have yet to hear the toilet flush.
It is possible this elder statesman looking gentleman is the
same person who just spent sum $15 million on a new ocean front house with his
own golf course and G-d only knows how he managed to get the Del Mar City
Council to go along with the renovations that had him retaining not a single
plank of wood from the previous dwelling.
And I promise not tu get into building codes lest u cum back
telling me u can’t breath and that your condition came about as a result
of one of the workers who helped build my building back in 1977 which I only
purchased in 1987 had been working in an asbestos producing factory, had
breathed into the wall heating furnace giving u lung disease and my response
would be, “Take too aspirin, go tu sleep and should u wake up in the morning,
with a headache, call my buddy my 86 year old buddy Amos Wright and if he
isn’t around tu give u an earful then please bother Jeffrey Krinsk
619-238-1333 and I promise not tu get into the issue pertaining to Jeffrey
Krinsk’s retaining walls.
By the way I have no idea if this gentleman who really
looked in rather good shape, tall & lean, is married which is sumthing I
hily recommend once u have accomplished the following: First know who u r.
Second, make certain that your partner knows that u know who u r and 3rd
that both of u know how to count tricks, i.e. never, ever become boring, agree?
Furthermore I should point out that there was nothing
outwardly mean about this man at least from what I could tell and remember this
is Del Mar how in the world could there be a reason to be mean unless of course
u were subjected tu poor breeding, agree?
A little earlier this evening I had got back from another
amazing day at the beach running into a whole number of more interesting
people, taking down emails galore even finding time to bother Jeffrey Krinsk
who I think mentioned sumthing about me now being an “edge dweller”
altho he may have simply been asking his one assistant Kim 4 a beverage without
Aspartame and of course before responding to this email u should do yourself a
favor and click on tu the “Ditch Digger” hyperlink in the second
paragraph.
I am now going to take a short break, stretch my legs, catch
perhaps 40 winks and then I
will be back.
I’m back and it is fast approaching
Now I am not going to get into with u all that is screwing
up the U.S. economy nor why I think great sex is perhaps a far better
alternative tu working out in gyms picking up more than simply a terrific new
blend of athletes foot altho such a study would be another way to keep fukukta
researchers from adding tu the growing food lines across the United States.
Now tu be clear on this point, I said, “great
sex” which is not quite the same as doing 8 pushups, then crawling out of
bed, lying on the floor in agony, trashing up the house and then realizing u
have produced an offspring or tOo,
Suffice to say, however, I think this would be as good a
time as any to begin examining what factors led to the first leg in the decline
of our economy namely the rag trade, i.e. clothing, followed by the steel
business and finally the automobile industry going offshore altho one could always
make the argument “Better an American out of
work then war with China” unless u own stock in Halliburton,
counting on Mr. Cheney for insuring that such a war would make the Boston Tea
Party nothing more than a picnic or day at the park and I am not talking about
“parking stock”, G-d forbid tho the Japanese were to ever en masse
start selling our Treasury Bills, in other words better to go to war with
strangers than next of kin, agree?
So, why choose tu to battle with me?
Fortunately or unfortunately, not only do we have a great
Minister of Offense in the form of Donald Rumsfeld all ruffled up but with the smoothest
exterior to keep the likes of Cheney on the right and Powell on the left in check.
Can u imagine if Hitler had sumone like our Donald not only
tu manage the generals and inspire the troops but who could communicate with
the masses, oops I nearly forgot there was this genius Goebels, a far different
kettle of fish tho tu Eichman who probably enjoyed the occasional gefilter fish while
saying kaddish 4 the 6
million Jews he sent to their deaths without Hitler doing much more than
lifting that pathetic finger that reminds me so much of that bastard former
President Bill Clinton as he pointed that index finger chanting, “That
bitch,,,---…” [sic],
agree?
A far cry from the good character of our great President
George W. Bush who decided after listening to the yoyos on far right and the
far left, the left following the Neville Chamberlain “umbrella”
approach which is to “duck & dive” and hope the Brown Shirts
don’t cum knocking at your door or “righties” wanting to
fight a war along the lines fought by Rommel during WWII and if nothing else u
should at least recall that we won the 2nd World War and the 3rd
is well underway.
Rumsfeld unlike General Sherman is undoubtedly G-dly
inspired not likely tu lay waste to the backwardly mobile, i.e. the southern
states like “Arkanesaw & Misery” [sic] during the American
Civil War in the south and u are aware that Hell is here on earth where misery
has its routes and of course I support Dr. JBS returning to Missouri.
By the way I suspect Donald like Mr. Devin Standard and
myself has dipped a cigar or too in brandy just to get a sense of what sum of
those in the past experienced, good or bad, agree?
It is when we forget the lessons of the past that we are
doomed to repeat which is why I hate to exactly repeat sumthing I have said
time and again and why scratching our asses is no substitute 4 the real thing
which is to get a proper handle on the numbers, i.e. measuring our words,
calculating the Internal Rate of Return as the cost of capital approaches zero
and whathaveyou?
Yes, u wouldn’t have guessed wrong if u said a total
collapse of the world economy. Us English can go “back & forth”
reciting all sorts of poetry,
quoting from traders such as Shakespeare who may have mixed his fruits with his
vegetables given the fact that science at the time was “slim & none.”
Whether we like it or not there is going to be a lot of
slimming down going on and only those with the right constitution are going to
be in a position to weather the storm and quite frankly I don’t see a
need to make any real changes to our terrific Constitution simply to get idiots
like Polie Pollak to back off from this incessant urge he has to appear on
Network Television.
Interesting wouldn’t you agree that Polie who went to school
with Devin Standard, the one executor of my estate, doesn’t have the
intestinal fortitude to at least invite me on to one of the fukukta talking
head shows where he will have all the opportunity to poke fun at me to mention
little once again of my “duck”
looks but he sure as hell wouldn’t be able to ignore me, agree?
Where do u think the word ignoramus came from, more
importantly when in history do u think it was first used?
Nothing gets my juices going when folks start playing things
“fast &
loose” which is perhaps the thing I like most about the game of rugby
since when in the middle of the “ruck” one can approach the ball in
a variety of ways as long as u don’t get caught going “off
side” which simply requires having just one other “compass mentis”
[sic] player on your team running interference with the referee who generally
despite the city of Durban’s horrific water quality had just too eyes.
It was always interesting tu me how the English
intellectuals would poke fun at the Nazi ignoramii running South Africa but
when it came time to trusting the water fed from rivers which if I was a member
of say Mandela’s intrafada I would have, at a minimum, encouraged the
tribal chiefs up in areas like a Valley of a Thousand Hills in the province of
Natal to get not just their oxen but every man, momworker63, widow, orphan,
pensioner + every child not intoxicated with the bullshit fed by their slave
masters to do their business #1 and #2 in the rivers and streams and then find
a white boy like my one buddy Jeffrey Malatskey who is today a world class
audirtor to find a weak spot in the chain of command at each one of the
municipal filtering stations to mention little of the taverns frequented by
rugby players after every game making certain that at least someone responsible
4 turning valves “on & off” got a taste of trickle down
economics, agree?
Economics as u know from being burdened with doing such
miserable things such as paying your rent on time can become so convoluted that
even the rich could at sum point decide they cannot afford to c either
psychiatrists let alone psychologists who don’t even have the means to
offer uppers tu mention little of how my suggestion that u simply do what we
had agreed to when u first moved in has created such a downer, agree?
And there u were thinking that I was about to get distracted
going on sum long winded economics 101 “liteweight tutorial
journey” that would give possibly u and others another migraine, agree?
Now surely u haven’t forgotten the “terms &
conditions” that would call 4 u to do the right thing before u moved into
unit #3 just as I had done in giving u one leg up in your reach 4 heaven,
agree?
Did u ever remember that email a few years back in which I
discussed how this dentist friend of ours from South Africa who appeared live
on Larry King Live failed to mention how incredible Excedrin was 4 people like
my middle brother albeit an over-the-counter drug and then woke up the next day
and every day since being reminded by his gifted, most beautiful wife that his
nightmare was real and he wished he was dead?
So how great do u think his sex life has been considering
the fact that u could probably bet your bottom dollar that altho this guy who
is nothing more than a good talking dentist has not been on my email list 4 sum
time has received an email or tOo forwarded by a
I keep 4getting his name altho I think his first name is
“Steven” but I will never forget my friend Lynne Bentel telling
this yoyo’s wife who kept her distance at a time when Lynne was in need
eventually after Mr. Glass had delivered a “good set” of blows
telephone and got the following response, “…calling me to c how I
am doing is tantamount tu u calling your butcher to find out about the wether”
[sic].
Trust me Lynne Bentel like “my Marie” is
generally very brief, very much to the point, rarely pointing the finger at
others.
Whether u like it or not the Perfect Storms I have been
launching over the past 12 odd months are now starting to take hold to mention
little of the storms back east,
…”since record-keeping began in 1869” to mention even less
the fact that having got “fixed” while
calling in the Sabbath this past Friday evening I ended up spending a good deal
of the weekend on my back contemplating not just my navel which as I get into
better shape allows me to feel a whole lot less insecure but figuring that I
have about as good a chance as the next person being elected Governor of
California, agree?
U would need to be in tune with Dr. Ruth to mention little of the
nonsense spilled by my mother and her “toy” in their “Cinderella”
epic The Winking Cat to fully appreciate the
importance and lack of importance associated with men who have figured out what
it is that really turns on women besides 4 all the same things that turn on men
such as me and of course being so on top of things u would certainly agree that
men actually listen better than what most women, who should be in charge, give
us credit 4, agree?
By the way I think the first email I sent you was on May 21st, not
“the 13th”.
4 all I know u might very well be into astronomy, perhaps it
is worth examining as a more economically “fruitful”
alternative tu psychology, perhaps at a minimum u might find a roommate with
possibly the same interest who u might very possibly learn to get along with,
different I believe to Plato’s suggestion regarding how we live each day
reflecting in our koi pools in terms of how more productive we could be altho
that idea may have come from Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. as he saw his
neighbor several hundred meters down the hill close to where the U.S. Navy SEALS train sum time back practicing
backstroke in his living room as Jeffrey and/or his wife, Campbell Soup, pulled
the plug on the largest koi pond in southern California which could very likely
contribute to all our insurance premiums being raised.
Of course u would agree there is neither the need to be a
rocket scientist nor to have your ear to the walls and if desperately hungry
may I suggest when visiting the White House try licking the walls of Lincoln’s bedroom tu
understand the crisis we now facing and I am not talking about anything that is
close to circulating in Hillary Clinton’s mind as she starts climbing
walls for this is just my opening salvo in terms of what I ultimately have in
store 4 this bitch who is selling nothing right now other than the sexual
misconduct of her ever pathetic husband, agree?
Let me explain this “trickle down economics” in
the same way I speak to my dog when my wife tells me, “Gary, I’ve
heard it all be4” be4 walking out of the room, beginning of course by
giving Pypeetoe either an entire chicken or if he was really a good listener
the last time round when I begged him tu just sit I get him a 32 ounce steak of
the hiest grade available from Jimbos which is a more upscale market for Del
Martians.
Once you have 3 major industries such as clothing, steel and
automobiles going offshore, the clothing business remember is the 3rd
largest business in the world just behind charities with the business of
government in prime position 4 a takeover, and since there can be no question
that the FBI are monitoring my emails I should add that everything I advocate
is thru peaceful means.
In a nutshell, the economy is bound to collapse, the
question is simply when and how far will the cookie crumble? The Digital Age
tho is our wakeup call but there is going to be a whole lot of belt tightening
and make no mistake if I have it my way the superrich are in 4 the shock of
their lives and why not one member of the media is willing to have me as a
guest on any of their talk shows under my “terms & conditions.”
In time tho they will cum around, so just hang tight.
My plan is rather simple and of course it doesn’t
require me being either the President or even Governor of
So how many of your white female friends and their wimpish
significant others took to the streets to protest employer-employee relations
being ripped by their roots?, so painstakingly developed during the Johnston
Administration while folks like Martin Luther King were being harassed by the
Demigods under the watchful eye of the Kennedy brothers whose father stole more
than simply the Presidential election, so “shit-scared” that Mr.
Hoover would spill the beans on their dirty tricks that he continued in office
wearing make-up giving it to the likes of the Cohn character and then sum,
agree?
Believe me as difficult as it may be 4 u tu piece thru some
of my material all designed to lift your soul, rest assured no one else has a
better plan than me, just ask Jeffrey Krinsk, better yet Robert Kaplan of
Kilsheimer, Fox et al and let me know if either gives u the runaround.
U should be somewhat understanding of Jeffrey tho since in
addition to an ever increasing workload as public companies implode he will be
reviewing the filings of the complaint against Dr. JBS et al which had u been
in one of my fukukta tutorials which I gave at the University of Natal 4 the
brain dead u mite have heard me make mention that everything should cum with a
silver lining just as will my “pleadings” so hang tite Mr. George
G. Hurst, the best is yet to cum.
Erma u must appreciate that when given the runaround, not
get what I bargained 4, failing to provide me with everything I asked 4, forces
me to find ways to make up 4 lost time, hence my side note to Dr. JBS’
attorney.
Of course Jeffrey should feel somewhat
responsible 4 all the mess we are in especially when u
consider that the best and brightest attorneys in the land are like SCALs like
him, as in Shareholder Class
Action Litigators
who spend their days fortunately or unfortunately going after big time crooks
as opposed to being sperm providers tu the masses.
With regard to the gentleman who mite fulfill some of both
your needs as well as wants, while standing next to the ditch that was being
dug made a wisecrack joke to the workers blunting their spades along the lines
of “It took the Romans all of 7 days tu build an
aquaduct leading from Rome to Sagunto” [sic] had
spelled 4 me one of his websites www.eyemaker.com
which I thought I had heard him speaking abut while on the phone to a colleague
who seemed to be in “…New York…then on to Rome…”
Later this very distinguished looking “f-nancier” [sic] told me after
letting me know that altho he spent a “lifetime” on Wall Street he
hadn’t heard of SCALs such as Jeffrey Krinsk or Bill Lerach which is like
someone born in South Africa between 1950 and 1970 never having heard of The Pissers, i.e. The
“crying” Gevissers, certainly Zena Gevisser.
Of course over the past 20 odd years there is every
possibility as infinitimismal as it is that one could have been a big time Wall
Street player with your head so far buried up someone else’s butt relying
on say a pet alien to pick your
wins that now has u making fun of workers just trying to make ends meet albeit
shoveling “au-dirt”
[sic].
My dog has started to lick me so I will do my best to be
kind. Everything tho makes perfect sense and no sense at all if u happen to
subscribe to the philosophy of mental midgets like Sammy “Shoe Shine
Boy” Haim. Now for all I know Sammy may be suffering from the long term
effects of Aspartame use which probably has me jumping a little ahead of myself
right now as I go back & forth between this email and the one to my other
tenant Orna in unit #2.
So let me back track a little to where I was explaining the
way of the world to my dog. Now try and pay careful attention because u could
bet your bottom dollar that within minutes if not seconds of u receiving this
email a copy will have been forwarded to Warren “BO” Buffet and I am
not going to get into with u why they chose Jack Nicholson for the part in Mr.
Schmidt goes to
I will tho first finish off acknowledging that I probably
got the spelling of the website wrong but make no mistake by the time Manager
Minute One goes tu print I will have been down to Del Mar’s City Hall to
get the names of each member of the planning commission to find out a little
more about what’s going on. When I mentioned to this good looking and
distinguished and should I add very suntanned but clearly of the “white
wheaty” race gentleman that I was considering running for Governor giving
him a 15 second snapshot of my CV I did notice him stumble a little but then
again I had him trying tu keep pace with me as I darted back & forth over
the tracks.
Adding tu his uneasiness could have been the fact that I
hadn’t shaved in too days and looked like I had just woken up which I had
altho it was already mid afternoon.
I really try hard not to listen to other people’s
conversations but the instant I hear someone making fun of someone else
especially when they are just doing their job I tend to pay a little more
attention and couldn’t help overhearing the mention of a
“password” required to logon to the website.
Now I know a thing or tTOo about Internet gaming since I
have “cousins” in South Africa controlling sum 35% of all Internet
gaming operating out of a spot I am told is no bigger than The Cave which u can
see at the bottom left of the spot we refer to here as The Tree House.
Getting
back to u looking possibly into a more lucrative profession that wouldn’t
have me or the next owners of my building having to subsidize u the rest of
your productive life there was in an article I think it was Monday’s New
York Times mentioning,
“… astronomers described the results as
the "smoking gun"
they had long suspected must be there connecting the two most violent phenomena
in G-Dnature”… ironclad
now…sting shadows… Price…Strom…Australia…
papers. Up close and personal…e-mail…"collapsar"
model…” [sic].
So far this email should be much easier 4 u to digest than
anything else u have received from me as of late, again all geared 4 providing
a breath of fresh air which reminds me of this past Sunday evening when a
friend who going on 90 is so far the only person in quite a while to take my
breath away as he puts me thru the paces of walking up and down and about thru
canyons, streams, travails that only the few here in Del Mar dare to traverse,
other than of course “my Marie” who has her own unique way of
keeping me grounded.
So, if nothing else please, as I have asked previously, give
me Rabbi Abner Weiss’ email address as I have sum rather important
matters to discuss with him and
would hate 4 anything to get lost via cell line communication,
bloodlines to dispense with altogether, the Seabiscuits of the world the
exceptions rather than the rule, agree?
Good day,
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – Don’t hesitate to share this email with
your colleagues, friends, clients and prospective new employers and if u need a
reference from me u can always count on me telling the whole truth and nothing
but the truth and again if need be I can be rather eloquent, generally my
language deteriorates the more I get tu deal with people who have let their
formal education interfere with their learning.
-----Original Message-----
From: Ermsy@aol.com
[mailto:Ermsy@aol.com]
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: ?Stanford Tenants?
Hi Gary
Sorry for the delay in writing you. Actually I did not receive the e-mail you
sent me on the 13th (I might have accidentally deleted it as I did not
recognize your new e-mail address).....so the first I became aware of your
correspondence was from your e-mail
to Beth and Orna on 5/28 (
I'm anticipating that it would take some time to find a new place. But my worry
is that I just don't have the finances to pay move-in costs on a new place
(first, last months rent and security) which will appear to run somewhere
around $4-5,000. In any event I'm wondering what your time line is for having
the building vacant? I do recall leaving a small security deposit with you
(even though you said it wasn't necessary if I didn't have it) - it was
$500. I really like living in this building very much - I'm very sad
about this. Of course I'll work with your requests as best I can.
Congratulations on your marriage.
Best Wishes,
Erma
